Cannon fodder "attack" development system

For this excessive request, Song Guan thought for less than two seconds after listening to it, and came up with a plan.The current situation is called that the situation is stronger than the people. Although it sounds like it is too much to ask, in fact, there is no big loss if you kneel. It is said that a man has gold under his knees, but no matter how expensive gold is, life is not as expensive, right? Think about it Mr. Egg, who was scared to beat and yelled for mercy, Song Guan gnawed a couple of mouthfuls with his own integrity, knelt down without hesitation, threw himself on the thigh of the crazy brother, and said, "Brother ,I beg you!"

"..." The concubine probably didn't expect Song Guan to have such a reaction. Song Guan knelt so neatly, so calmly, without shame, so he was stunned. It took a long time before he said, " You are quick to kneel."

Song Guan thought for a while and said, "Brother, I can kneel faster."

Big brother: "..."

People who wanted to make things difficult for others, but didn't expect to be made difficult, actually don't care about making things difficult, which is really quite boring.

Daoist Linyuan, who had given up his status as a noble concubine, kicked his second younger brother away with some lack of interest, and shouted to the outside world: "Xuan Ling."

The little Taoist priest outside the door immediately lowered his eyes and opened the door to come in. He didn't turn his extra eyes around, let alone look at Song Guan who was kicked to the ground by Taoist Lin Yuan.The little Taoist made a salute to Taoist Linyuan, and waited quietly for the order. Song Guan and his elder brother said, "Bring Song Pan over here."

So the little Taoist listened to the order, and like a ghost living in the dark for many years, he retreated quietly without making a sound, and re-entered after a while, but there was a baby in his arms.

Song Guan: "..."

Could it be that the crazy brother gave birth secretly in the Taoist temple!

It was terrifying to think about.

Maybe this is the birth of the eldest brother and the queen!

However, due to various unavoidable difficulties, or simply in order to increase the suffering index of the plot, the eldest brother pitifully gave birth to the baby in the Taoist temple, and because the birth was stolen, he had to bite off the child's umbilical cord himself. In the Taoist temple, the diet is skipped, so the nutrition is malnourished, and the penis cannot produce milk... Wait!stop!

Song Guan, who had filled his brain with countless heart-wrenching and painful dramas, subconsciously assigned those plots to the psychotic elder brother, because of such and such associations, he had goosebumps on his body layer after layer, it was too dramatic!

No matter how Song Guan is spraying the screen in his heart, in short, except for Song Guan himself, no one else knows about it, and Song Guan has already stamped in his heart such tags as crazy, killing the emperor and beheading his brother without blinking, chaotic private life, and stealing a baby. The big brother of the label came over unconsciously and stepped on Song Guan's shoulder: "Get up."

How can I get up when my shoulders are stepped on!

Song Guan tried to struggle to get up but couldn't get up, so he gave up. He reported the truth: "Brother, you can't get up if you step on me."

The imperial concubine held the baby and looked down at Song Guan for a while, then finally let go of her feet: "You have been raised well in the past two months, why don't you miss your third brother?"

Song Guan was taken aback, and then finally remembered when he first came, when he was having dinner with Grand Master Song and the mace warrior, the baby who was hugged and nursed by the mace warrior.

Because the situation was so chaotic at the time, he completely forgot about it.

In the posture of being trampled to the ground, Song Guan looked up at the face of the psychotic brother, but because of the backlight, he couldn't see anything clearly, but saw a silhouette.

If this is a real RPG game with a plot flow, the answer at this moment is absolutely critical, because if you answer wrong, you may be violently killed by the blackened character due to the wrong answer.

Song Guan thought about it, and replied very cautiously: "I dare not ask."

After a long silence, the eldest brother let go of the foot that had been stepping on Song Guan's shoulder, and said coldly, "Get up, idiot."

Hearing this, Song Guan got up in a hurry, and just then he got up, and a sleeping baby was stuffed in his arms. After the crazy brother stuffed the baby to him, he looked at Song Guan with a bad face, and put his hands behind his back. He stood up and said to him: "Take good care of the third brother. From now on, on the fifteenth of every month, I will bring the third brother to my place for examination. But remember, if there is anything wrong with the third brother, I have enough The method tortures you so much that your life is worse than death, do you understand?"

Song Guan hugged the little baby in his arms, and looked down. It was chubby like a big bun. It looked cute and slept soundly. It didn't wake up after being hugged like this. I bit my mouth, blew a bubble, and then went on to sleep peacefully.

Song Guan thought to himself, so this little baby is the younger brother of this shell, not the illegitimate son of the elder brother... It is an illusion that I feel a little bit regretful because of a wrong guess. Healed the little baby, and then said to the neurotic elder brother in front of him with a low eyebrow, "I see, elder brother."

The imperial concubine glanced at him, probably because Song Guan was hugging her third brother, so she didn't do anything aggressive towards him, but said coolly: "I will solve the problem you caused in the school." Yes. If that kid from the Pu family troubles you again in the future, you can continue to beat him back. Our Song Jiawan did not allow anyone to bully at will. Well, that’s it for today, I don’t want to see you, get out of here, see You will feel intrusive, get out."

Get out, get out, Song Guan said his goodbyes, and immediately hugged his new third younger brother kindly, and got out very quickly.On the way home from the Taoist temple, it was not yet hot in early summer, but the cicadas kept singing, especially when they were standing under those cicada trees, it was overwhelming.The third brother in his arms woke up once in the middle, he looked really cute, Song Guan thought, but it would be fine if he didn't pee all over him.

Because of the cover of the psychotic elder brother, Song Guan was very confident when he returned to school again.

Sure enough, as expected by the concubine's elder brother, the little idiot, the queen's nephew whose face was bloodied by Song Guan, really came to trouble him again unwillingly.Because of the elder brother's permission in advance, Song Guan started to walk unambiguously, and beat the little idiot until his eyes were full of tears, but the little idiot just followed him on the shoulders, saying "If I can't beat you back one day, I'll just write my surname upside down," with the momentum of getting more courageous as I get frustrated, but it's still within the controllable range of being knocked to the ground by Song Guan, which is really nothing to worry about.

But by accident, the school is divided into literary classes and martial arts classes. One time, a certain gentleman who taught swordsmanship in the martial arts class accidentally ran into a scene of Song Guan chasing and beating a little idiot. He immediately felt that Song Guan was really good at practicing martial arts. Miaozi wants to dig someone into the martial arts class.That's right, Song Guanwen class, Song Guan was very moved by the olive branch handed over by the teacher of the martial arts class. He felt that the other party knew a hero with his eyes, but in the end he refused, because he was inspired to be a prime minister who would tear people's clothes with a wicked smile. , so I can only live up to the other party's good intentions.

In short, life has become regular, and Song Guan's life is probably like this now. He beats the little idiot in school, does homework at home and teases the third brother, and takes the third brother to Linyuan to see him on the fifteenth of every month. big brother.Usually, the task of raising children is not on Song Guan, because the elder brother who has become a monk feels that Song Guan is extremely unreliable, so he found a bunch of people from nowhere and stuffed them into the now empty Song Mansion.

It was also because Song Guan was not actually taking care of the third brother, so after a long time, by chance, he found out that the third brother Yuan and Lai... also!yes!sky!Eunuch!ah!

It turns out that third brother, you are also a heavenly eunuch!heartbroken...

Out of a feeling of sympathy and sympathy for those who are not "diao" in the same world, Song Guan's love for his third brother instantly exploded, so on the night when he learned the truth, Song Guan stayed with his third brother for a long time, but he didn't know what happened. What happened, the third brother actually had a stomachache that night, and the next day happened to be the day to see the eldest brother, because the third brother was sick, Song Guan went there alone.

The eldest brother said before that if something happened to the third brother, he would definitely settle the score with Song Guan. The eldest brother is indeed a man of his word, and on the day the third brother had an accident, he really directly regarded Song Guan as an idiot for "settlement".

There is a two-meter-deep pond outside Linyuanguan. Song Guan was tied behind his back and a huge stone was tied to his feet. Then the elder brother kicked him into the pond together with the stone. After the cake fished him out, it was estimated that Song Guan would have to sink to death in the sinking pond, but Song Guan was indeed drowned almost to death, so don't be too scary, brother crazy.

This is not the most frightening thing. The most frightening thing is that Song Guan discovered that after the third brother had a stomachache that day, his body seemed to have turned on an unknown switch, and he would be ill every three days or so.

So every time Song Guan went to see his eldest brother, it was a sad journey of being "accounted for" in various ways, okay? It's so pitiful, obviously, both of them are younger brothers, and the eldest brother likes the third brother very much, but hates him very much.

Think about what the elder brother said when I saw him for the first time, like this kind of "I wanted to wait a little longer for the executioner to chop off your head first, so that I have a reason to explain to my father." How can ordinary people What a hatred to be able to tell!

Why the psychotic elder brother hates the original owner so much is unknown. Anyway, the elder brother's own explanation is "There is no reason, I just hate you".

Faced with such atrocities committed by his elder brother, Song Guan took a series of passive resistance measures such as not going to the Taoist temple, running away, etc. but all failed.Damn it, although Brother Guan has good moves, after all, this shell is just a weak body that hasn't been trained much since childhood, and this shell can't repair internal strength at all, so once the enemy adopts crowd tactics, he can only Can I kneel down?

Brother Song, why are you such a ghost?

Several times, Song Guan felt that he was going to be tortured to death. One time, he was directly cut open on the skull. Even the doctor said that the wound would kill him, but Song Guan was lying on the bed half dead for a month. With tenacious cockroach-like vitality, he survived again.

Even now there is a scar on the back of the head, which will not disappear in the future, it is really hard to describe.

But it was probably because the beating was too much this time, even the crazy elder brother felt that the attack was too harsh, so from then on, the former imperial concubine didn't beat him very much.

That time Song Guan lay on the bed for a long time, and when he returned to the school again, he was stopped by the queen's nephew, ah, no, it should be called the queen mother's nephew now, anyway Song Guan was stopped by the queen mother's nephew again.

Song Guan has always been the one who beat the opponent unilaterally. After the beating, he was really speechless for the opponent's persistent behavior of coming to the door for beating.As usual, he beat the empress dowager's nephew to the ground, and the little idiot grabbed Song Guan's trousers as he walked away: "What's the matter with the injury on your head?"

Song Guan's head was still covered with gauze due to the injury, mainly because there was a major exam in the past few days, and he had to come to the school to take part, otherwise he had to go back to lie down with the injury on his head.Song Guan pulled back his trousers, and casually replied, "My brother beat me up." Then he added angrily, "It's none of your business anyway, right?"

Hearing Song Guan's words, the little idiot was furious, and when he got angry, he began to speak indiscriminately: "It's fine if your elder brother beats you. If I were your brother, I would beat you every day. Not only will you beat you My head is blooming, and I beat you until your head is full of flowers."

Song Guan heard that he stepped on the other person's face: "Dream your big dream."

But when I came home from school, seeing my big brother at home was really like watching a thriller.

Song Guan only felt that his hit head seemed to be hurting more, and his first reaction was that something happened to the third brother, so the elder brother came all the way to beat him again?But fortunately, it was due to his overthinking. The eldest brother came here to see how the third brother was doing.

Although the third brother has been suffering from minor illnesses and disasters all the time, he still looks cute and tender in vain.Looking at the elder brother who was teasing the third brother, Song Guan said wittily, "Brother, I still have homework to finish, I'll finish it first."

I didn't expect that when I stepped on the threshold and was about to go out, a rather cold voice came from behind: "Come back to me."

Song Guan: "..."

Silently take back the stepping foot, let's go, let's go, okay, okay, Nima will come back when she comes back.