Cannon fodder "attack" development system

The capital changed overnight. First, the Song family was convicted and imprisoned. In fact, this incident was quite common in the past, because every time the emperor had a temper with the imperial concubine, the emperor would arrest the imperial concubine's family and then Let it go.Everyone was thinking that the emperor and the imperial concubine were so affectionate and flirtatious, and it must be fine, so they had the right to be a joke, but they didn't expect that the two eldest sons of the Song family, who co-authored the second son of the Song Dynasty, were actually carried to the execution platform. Now that it's like this, I didn't see any indication from above, it was actually a gesture of beheading.

Everyone was too shocked to speak, and then the executioner stabbed down, and the two big ones were gone. Seeing that the heads of the second son of Song Dynasty were about to fly off together, an imperial decree came down, and a group of father-in-laws came to the palace , and took away the second son of Song who had not had time to be beheaded.Blood was spilled all over the ground in front of the Meridian Gate, and the onlookers were all stunned.Oh my god, the emperor really chopped off the imperial concubine's father, is it going to change!

This incident was indeed the beginning of the bloody storm that followed. The Second Young Master Song, who had just been taken away on the execution ground, entered the palace gate, met the current Holy Majesty, and came out lying sideways in bed.Before everyone figured out the deep meaning, there was a shocking news within two days, which smacked everyone's face - the emperor died!

It is said that he had a big fight with the young and energetic Concubine De, and was smashed to death by Concubine De with a vase.The witness was Sun Changzai, who was in the same courtyard as Concubine De, after hearing the news, the queen who came over hugged the emperor's body and cried very sadly. Then, because she was too sad, she directly punched Concubine De's body, which was praised by the emperor many times. The bridge of the nose was straight, and by the way, Defei's two white front teeth, which had been praised by the emperor many times, were broken.

The queen knelt beside the emperor's corpse, cried and smashed the bluestone slab at her feet with her fist, and pointed at Concubine De's words: "Poison man! It's a good thing the emperor treats you so well!"

Concubine De was beaten and lying on the ground. It was a bit scary for male concubines to move their hands. He spat out two bloody teeth, with an expression of wanting to vomit blood, and wanted to say "you nonsense", but in the end, his front teeth were missing, and he couldn't even speak. Can't say clearly: "Li...Lifushu..."

This scene is not over yet, a few days ago the whole family was imprisoned and the noble concubine of father and father died, so the white silk was hung from the beam and hanged.If it wasn't for the little eunuch who discovered it early, it is estimated that if it was a little later, everyone would only be able to find a cold corpse.

After another burst of panic, everyone finally woke up the person, and then got the ins and outs of the matter from the imperial concubine who almost hanged herself to death.After checking the confessions and various evidences, sorting out the details and characters, this is the case for the whole incident.

It turned out that the cause of the incident was that the imperial concubine had an emotional quarrel with the emperor again, and this time the emotional quarrel was bigger.Everyone in the world knows that the noble concubine in the palace was brought back by the emperor himself, kneeling and licking, like a treasure.It stands to reason that all concubines who enter the palace must be castrated—why, it is to prevent such things as ♂ relationship ♀ erosion ♂ from happening!Think about it, everyone is male, and they are at a young age, and the appearance conditions for being selected into the palace are not bad. If you say that such a group of people are surrounded together, if something happens, for example, You fuck me, I fuck him, he fucks you, everyone fucks together... Chale, how can this be so good!

Therefore, all men who entered the palace, except the emperor, had to be castrated, this is the rule set by the ancestors.However, the noble concubine of this dynasty is such a character who is held in the palm of the emperor's hand and tries her best to overcome all difficulties. No matter what the courtiers say, she will never listen to such a person who will never be eunuched—this is how she is favored.

Everyone in the world knows that the emperor favors noble concubines, and the concubines in the harem would like to replace them, but it is just that the imperial concubines don't like the emperor's set, so the emperor has to gamble every day.It's just that this time the gamble was fierce, because the imperial concubine disliked the emperor and became more and more old.The emperor was so angry that he said that he would never care about the noble concubine again. In order to be angry with the noble concubine, he also specially found a new little fresh meat from the palace as a meat target for the so-called "qi noble concubine", so that people would be "always present" This position was promoted step by step to Concubine De, the speed of promotion was unprecedented, and the emperor also deliberately made a look of affection all day long, and promoted Concubine De's family members by the way.

After three months in a row, Concubine De's family changed from fear and arrogance at the beginning to arrogance, probably because they have been praised a lot, and they firmly believe that their family will be a salted fish from now on, and in order to find a sense of existence, prove that As expected, my family is very favored now, so they picked the concubine's family who they thought was "out of date" to provoke him. It was the concubine's second younger brother, the second son of Song Dynasty, Song Guan.

Unexpectedly, the second son of the Song Dynasty looked at the weak man, and when he became angry, he was well-known to his father, and he beat the young son from the concubine's natal family to the ground.In this way, Concubine De refused to comply, and talked to the emperor about it.

When the emperor heard this, he got excited, and immediately said yes, yes, the impact of this matter is bad, and all the people in Song Dashi's mansion must be arrested.Later, the noble concubine came to intercede with the emperor for the sake of her family. The emperor had actually been waiting for this moment for a long time, took the opportunity to mobilize the noble concubine a lot, and made many unreasonable opinions, so he was satisfied and ordered the whole family to be released.But I didn't expect that De Concubine's family members would cause trouble in this matter, so they dragged on for a long time, and it turned into an irreparable scene of both the elders in the imperial concubine's family dying.

The emperor was furious, so he asked Concubine De to question him. After questioning several times, a dispute arose during the interrogation process. Concubine De was also angry when she was asked, "I used to call someone Xiao Tiantian, but now The old love turned around and looked at you, and you're still ruthless to me, right?" Facing the scumbag man, she was furious and burning, and Concubine De picked up a vase that weighed more than a thousand gold, and threw it directly at the emperor. It was smashed to death.

The above is the cause of the emperor's death.

Faced with such a thousand and one thousand twists and turns, the common people are very embarrassed. What is even more embarrassing is that the imperial concubine who used to be indifferent to the emperor actually said that she would become a monk to worship the Buddha after the death of the emperor. It is to dedicate the rest of my life to pray for the late emperor and send a copy to the "Sutra of Rebirth".

Ah, my concubine, it turns out that you have such a deep relationship with His Majesty the Emperor!Everything is the fault of this little bitch, Concubine De!

The people who didn't know the truth were filled with righteous indignation and sympathized with the imperial concubine who had suffered this.And Song Guan, who knew most of the inside story, lay on the bed and heard the content of the narrative, with a face full of embarrassment.

My friends, in fact, the one who killed the emperor was the concubine, the eldest son of Song Dynasty, who claimed to be going to worship the Buddha...

After Song Guan came out of the palace, he lay "half dead" on the bed for two months. The official explanation for this was that Song Guan, the second son of Song Dynasty, was seriously ill after he was rescued from the execution ground and brought into the palace. The second son of the Song Dynasty received inhuman treatment in prison, and witnessed his father's father being beheaded, so he suffered great physical and psychological damage.

And in the palace, the emperor promised him face to face that he would give him justice.The Second Young Master Song, who was weeping with joy, finally couldn't support his already weak body because of such ups and downs of emotions. He tilted his head and passed out completely.After being carried out of the palace, the breath he had been holding on to was completely gone. The Second Young Master Song could not afford to be seriously ill since then, and lay in bed for two whole months.

Naturally, the above are all rumors. In fact, Song Guan was made into a half-dead state on the bed by the good brother of the original owner.

At that time, Song Guan saw the emperor's corpse with his own eyes in the palace, and after carrying the corpse, as the eldest brother of the No. 1 Song family who stabbed the emperor to death, he opened Song Guan's mouth and poured half a bottle of medicine into it.

The medicine entered the stomach, and the effect was immediate. Song Guan rolled on the floor in pain, and collapsed: "...What did you eat for me!"

Although the contact took less than 10 minutes, but from Song Wang's point of view, the original owner was completely insane. His elder brother sneered: "With this little poison, I can't die. Go home and lie down for two months, so as not to drag me down." After finishing speaking, he kicked Song Guan, with a merciful tone, "Go away."

Then Song Guan was carried away.

Lied for two full months.

During this period, no one came to him. After the death of the emperor in the capital, the sky changed rapidly. All the concubines died, and some were promoted. The original queen mother became the empress dowager.

Because the queen and the emperor had never conceived a son, so there was no legitimate son under their knees, but the emperor's heirs were very thin, and he had never established a prince before his death, and he himself died so suddenly that he did not even leave a will, so finally The queen adopted a little prince whose mother and concubine died, and thus established a new emperor. Of course, there were other princes competing for it, but the background of the queen's natal family was strong enough, and she suppressed it with iron and blood, so the matter was finalized.

As for the noble concubine from the Song family, she really became a monk in the end, with the Taoist name "Linyuan".

Song Guan lay on the bed for two months, during which time none of his classmates came to see him. It can be seen that the original owner's relationship is very poor. Originally, Song Guan should have a little book boy next to him, but the Song mansion was copied. At that time, the little boy disappeared, so the elder brother of the original owner assigned him a boy with a round face. The reason was that Song Guan was too stupid. up.

Xiao Yuanlian asked Song Guan to name himself, saying that he is now Song Guan's book boy, and he is under Song Guan's name, and the previous name is inappropriate.Song Guan looked at the other party's face that was as round as a cake. Although it was not good to say this, Song Guan really wanted to eat sesame seed cakes looking at this face, so when faced with the question of naming, Song Guan thought about it without any hesitation. Proposal: "Then you can call Xiaobing."

The kid who got the new name "Xiaobing": "..."

In short, after two months, Song Guan's health has improved, and he finally went to the school. As he expected, the original owner was not welcome in the school. After he arrived in the classroom, no one greeted him Speaker.As for the homework, fortunately, Xiaobing had already inquired about the progress of his studies during his recovery, so he didn't fall behind in this course, but he found that the students in this school were absolutely cheating, and it was really immoral, such as when he was in the calligraphy and painting class... …

It was early summer at that time, the weather was still not hot, and the sky outside was so bright that it looked pleasing.The gentleman who taught painting and calligraphy was an old man. Song Guan didn't know if the old man was old, so he was too old to notice what happened in this room, but he was painting halfway, then When he was resting and distracted from writing, he listened to the singing of orioles in the row of birdcages hanging under the eaves of the promenade outside the window, and found that there was one less student who was painting.

Because of the viewing angle, the first thing Song Guan noticed was that there was one less student at the front table.The wind blew the shadow of the tree outside the window, the sun was shining brightly, and there was one student missing in the room, but Song Guan just noticed this, and didn't pay much attention to it. At that time, what Song Guan cared more about was probably the one on his left. The classmate seemed to breathe a little heavier.

It's really hard for people not to care, because the two are close and the room is relatively quiet, and he is very irritable when painting, so the sound coming from the next table is quite obvious, so Song Guan voted at that time. Go for a glimpse.

Speaking of it, for fear of staining the table with the pen and ink when painting and writing, in class, each table is always covered with a large piece of navy blue cloth.The length of the cloth is decided by oneself, some people have longer cloth, some people have shorter cloth.And Song Guan's tablecloth on the next table was extremely long, winding and dragging it to the ground.

This classmate was drawing with a pen, and his brows were slightly frowned. When Song looked over, he seemed to feel something, so he turned his head and looked back. He glared at Song Guan.

Staring and staring, Song Guan was stared inexplicably, but he didn't expect the other party to stare even more fiercely.Song Guan suddenly felt very upset. He was irritated when he was painting, so he simply stared back, not to be outdone.The two stared at each other childishly for an unknown amount of time. Song saw that the person on the opposite side suddenly trembled, which was a very obvious movement.

The man closed his eyes after trembling, and the extremely long eyelashes cast a dark shadow a little below the eyes due to the sunlight.The opponent let out a long sigh of relief, as if admitting defeat.

Regarding this, Song Guan was very naive because he won this confrontation, and secretly felt happy for a while, but he never thought of it, and it was impossible to think of it, just when he was so slightly happy and calmed down a little bit. When I was painting and drawing in an irritated mood, a person suddenly emerged from under the other party's table.

That was the person at the front table that Song Guan found missing before.

After this incident, Song Guan recalled that he only hated why the distance between the two tables was so close, because it was too close, so he could see very clearly.

Song Guan saw very clearly how the man who just got out from under the table had wet and swollen lips, how the corners of his mouth were stained with something like yoghurt, and how his fair face was covered with redness. There is a curvy short black hair stuck to it.

Song Guan: "...=mouth=!"

Song Guan felt that he knew something!

This is the rhythm of blinding dogs...

Nima, is this the Beast Academy...

The person who got out from under the table smiled indifferently at Song Guan, and then Shi Shiran returned to his seat, while the person who had stared at Song Guan before looked at Song with a half-smile.

When the old gentleman on the stage announced that the class was over, Song Guan immediately packed up his things quickly, and ran away to the place where the next class was about to start, but he didn't expect to be caught in the calligraphy and painting class in the corridor. The person next to the table and him staring stupidly were blocked by the leader.

The idiot led someone to block Song Guan in the corridor, the idiot looked at Song Guan, and said slowly, "Where is Mr. Song going?"

Song Guan couldn't look at this idiot directly, and forced himself to calm down: "Where I go is none of your business."

The idiot chuckled lightly: "Young Master Song was just in calligraphy and painting class, but he kept staring at me, but are you satisfied?"

wipe!Satisfied ass!

If the titanium alloy dog ​​is blind, will you change it?

Song Guan didn't want to get entangled with the other party: "Excuse me, I'm in a hurry to go to class."

The idiot snorted and laughed: "Don't think that your elder brother used to be a noble concubine, but now he is enshrined by Taoism, so I really dare not do anything to you." His eyes flicked around Song Guan's body, and his eyes could be said to have malicious intentions "I haven't seen you for two months, but you are getting better and better. Why, after the death of father and father, you have become more and more nourished?"

Song Guan fell silent.

The idiot laughed again: "Mr. Song, in the past, when I looked at you, I felt very disgusted. You are obviously a wretched person, and you still pretend to be serious, and you look like you have more than enough heart but not enough energy. Tsk..."

Song Guan remained silent.

The idiot sneered: "I've said so much, what do you mean by not saying a word? Could it be that Second Young Master Song thinks I'm not worthy to talk to you?" At the end, he casually threw the book in hand to the people around him, his gaze still falling on On Song Guan, "Interesting. I want to see how much backbone you can grow when you come back this time."

Alas, there is no need to talk.

Song looked at the idiot, then looked at the number of people following the idiot, a total of six people, then looked down at the abacus in his hand for the next class, and finally looked at the idiot again.

Well, you don't have to think about it.

Song Guan smiled tolerantly at the idiot. His smile can be regarded as gentle, but the opposite of the smile is action.I saw Song Guan picked up the abacus and smashed it in the face of the idiot child in front of him. His strike was ruthless and precise, and he just smashed "Man Jianghong".