Cannon fodder "attack" development system

This world is really an eye-opener. Apart from sighing "I can see everything after living for a long time", I really can't find other words to describe Song Guan's complicated feelings at the moment.

Probably the shock wave after wave was a little bit more, Song Guan's expression at this time seemed a little numb, and under the tree, his pair of freshly baked fathers were beckoning him to go down. With an earnest expression, he called out earnestly: "Guan'er, Daddy won't hit you, come down and let Daddy see if you are hurt."

Song Guan didn't want to go any further: "..."

But it is also impossible for him to stay on the tree all the time, so after a useless struggle in his heart with a blank face, Song Guan climbed down the tree slowly.Slow to slow, his movement down the tree was very smooth and sensitive, just like the way he climbed the tree before.Seeing this, the strong man glared, stretched out his hand to Song Guan and said in a very scary manner: "Little brat, you don't study hard in school, tell me the truth, who did you learn to climb trees from?!"

Song Guan just realized it when he was on the tree. With the scholar-like Song University scholar on the side, this strong man would definitely not hit him, so he was almost confident and replied slowly: "A dragon begets a dragon, a phoenix begets a phoenix, and the son of a mouse can make holes—I can climb trees naturally, and I don't need anyone to teach me."

"You! How unreasonable!"

Brother Zhuangshi was so angry at Song Guan's words, if it wasn't for Song Dashi to stop him, Song Guan's ass would probably be beaten to death on the spot.

Although in the end he was carried home by the strong man like a chick, Song Guan didn’t get hurt at all, and he couldn’t help sighing cheaply: It’s so good to have a backing (~￣▽￣)～ (~￣▽￣)～

During dinner, at the dining table, Grand Master Song brought a lot of dishes to Song Guan, looked at him lovingly, and kept saying that Song Guan had lost a lot of weight recently, and he must eat more to nourish his body.After such a long time, Song Guan also figured out the situation in the original owner's house.The two fathers, the scholar-looking Song Dashi is the head of the household, and the black and rough mace, it is said that he used to be a famous hussars general, but now he has been rejected. Instead of working, he stayed at home wholeheartedly to nurse his children.Although the two fathers are both men, they are called differently probably because they are the head of the household and the non-head of the household.Song Guande called Master Song Dashi his father, and he called mace strongman his daddy.

These two have a very strong relationship, so in the mansion, apart from the servants, the population is very simple, two adults and three children, there is no such thing as "Concubine".

In fact, Song Guan is still quite curious about what to call this world full of men if there is a "wife". If he thinks about it according to his own logic, he will be "uncle" or "uncle" if he can't escape. After thinking about it , this title is too sour, almost to Lei Fei, so I didn't think about it any more.

There are three children in the family, and Song Guan is the second. He has an elder brother above him, but he has married into the palace. It is said that he is now a noble concubine. Song Guan has an elder brother under him, who is only six months old.The elder brother of the original owner and the original owner himself were both born to a strong man with a mace, but this brother was born to a scholar of Song University, because the strong man with a mace is getting old, and it is risky to conceive and give birth.

The doctor said that although the strong man with mace looks strong, his intestines are actually very fragile, but he just gave birth to two babies before, which is already extremely damaging to his body, and he cannot continue to give birth. If he continues to give birth, I am afraid In the future, the chrysanthemums will be loose and boundless, and excretion will become a big problem.After hearing this, Grand Master Song burst into tears. When the doctor left, he turned around and hugged the strong man, crying loudly. He felt that the strong mace had paid a lot for himself. After thinking about it, he must give the strong man the mace himself. give birth to a baby.

Throw me a peach, repay it with Qiongyao, the bandit repays it, and it will always be good!

Master Song worked very hard to give birth to this baby, and even took maternity leave.At that time, the people in the capital were very shocked, and they all said that they were so affectionate, such a touching couple, even the emperor knew about it, and even wrote an inscription about it, expressing their feelings, which is still mounted on the screen today. in the hall.It's a pity that the wild grass is too much, and everyone doesn't know what is written on it, but the current emperor has always been moody, he treats you well when he is happy, but rewards you with all his strength, and praises you if he is unhappy, no matter how you please him before In short, if you feel upset, you will beheaded, and not just one head, but the whole family's head, so as long as you don't want to die, no one will dare to ask the emperor what is written, even if you can't understand it. They also want to say "Well, well, Your Majesty, your writing is so beautiful and touching, it's great"!

……

In short, the unfolding of this world is so strange.

Song Guan ate in silence, Master Song continued to add food to his bowl lovingly, the bowl was almost full, right?And the strong man got up halfway through his meal and asked the attendants beside him if the young master was awake, and then the attendants retreated, and when they came back, they held a child in their arms, and a young boy followed him holding a cup eat.Song Guan saw the strong man hugging the child with tenderness on his face, and then took a spoon to feed the baby in the swaddle, probably because Song Guan's eyes were too tight, the strong man looked up at Song Guan. Guan: "Do you want to eat or something?"

Master Song, who was struggling to pick up food for Song Guan, stopped the chopsticks in his hand when he heard this, and looked at Song Guan with great affection, "Your father really can't do anything with you, after a while It’s a saying, but who made Dad love you so much, so Dad will definitely satisfy your wish.” He said to Song Guan with a doting expression: “If you want to eat, there is still in the kitchen. Ah Bao’s nanny here I gave birth to a lot of milk at one time, and the juice is full. I will give you some after dinner. This thing is good and helps you sleep. I think you haven’t been resting well recently, and the dark circles under your eyes have come out, yes You have to try drinking some. It’s rare that you are willing to drink it yourself, because it used to say that the fishy smell is too strong.”

Damn it, you have to know the setting of this world, but men and boys, penis produce milk, so this so-called human milk is just... Song Guan's face turned green, and he just shook his head and said he didn't want it.

Song Dashi, who originally had good intentions and wanted to fill a bowl full of human milk for his son, was very disappointed by this, but after being disappointed for a while, he immediately thought of something, covered his face shyly, and said: "Son Ah, do you want to drink my milk? It's not that I don't want to give it, but your father and I have not been in good health recently, and the milk is a bit insufficient..."

Song Guan almost knocked over the rice in his hand: "...Father, you think too much, really, I don't want to drink."

The ghost wants to eat this kind of milk!

Master Song sighed and said: "Oh, you liked to drink milk when you were young. At that time, our family couldn't afford a nanny, so you kept holding on to your father's penis and refused to let go. It was the same after two small teeth grew, and you still used to bite, almost biting your father's penis..."

Comrade Zhuangshi coughed, interrupting what Maester Song wanted to say: "Let's not mention these old things."

Grand Master Song nodded, looked back at Comrade Strong Man lovingly, and said softly, "Okay, if you don't mention it or don't mention it, it's up to you."

Song Guan: "..."

This world is so scary, isn't it!

Song Guan didn't dare to imagine the scenes of drinking milk anymore, he couldn't even eat the food, so he took two more bites in a hurry, and said that he was tired from climbing trees today and wanted to go back to sleep.

Although it was night, it was still early, but Song Guan felt extremely tired. He climbed a tree about once today. This amount of exercise was too strenuous for the current shell, so he was tired.Song Guan had nothing else to do, so he lay down on the bed after washing up.But the strange thing was that he was tired physically, and he really wanted to sleep in his mind, but he tossed and turned for a while and couldn't fall asleep, and he didn't know why.

Maybe it was because the Three Views of the day were too shocking, which caused his mental fluctuations... No matter what the reason is, Song Guan couldn't fall asleep for a long time anyway, rolling around, obviously went to bed early, but he kept rolling until It was only in the middle of the night that I finally felt sleepy.

Song Guan hugged the quilt into a ball, his brain eroded by drowsiness was thinking vaguely, he is a eunuch this time...Anyway, the kind of little dick that can produce milk...Don't worry...

He didn't sleep well this time, as if he was floating in the clouds, in a daze, as if he heard a sudden noise outside the house, from far to near, Song Guan was a little sleepy under the blanket Come, but the loud noise was disturbing. He wanted to ask what was the matter. It took him a long time to get up, rubbing his eyes and stretching half of his body. Before calling anyone in, the door was kicked open up.

The visitor was soaked in the cold air of the night outside, walked to the bed in a few steps, pinched Song Guan's collar with one hand and dragged him off the bed.With this movement, the cold knuckles touched Song Guan's neck. The feeling was like floating ice on the water in winter. Song Guan shuddered from the cold. Next, I was completely awake all at once.

The moonlight outside the house was clear, and looking from the door, many people had already held up torches and stood neatly in the yard. The orange light of the fire lit up the silent night, and there were loud and noisy cries outside.

Song Guan was roughly dragged off the bed. After all, he is also a person who has learned martial arts for many years in Zhoumu. Things are like learning bicycles and musical instruments. Once learned, it is something that will never be forgotten in this life.

So when Song Guan was dragged off the bed like this, he staggered a few steps, but he still stood firm without being directly thrown to the ground.With a clever trick, the other party let go of his collar, Song Guan took a few steps back, and retreated to a relatively safe distance for himself.

After the man was freed by Song Guan, he didn't make any more moves, just stood there like this, looking at him like a faint fire in the dark night.

Song Guan curled up his collar, very vigilant, the other party didn't make any more moves at the moment, which gave him time to look at the uninvited guest who broke into his room this night.It was a young man, definitely not very old, maybe because of the moonlight, this man's face was so white that it seemed to be transparent, except for a little cinnabar mole between his eyebrows that was red as if it was about to bleed. Clothes in official uniforms, looking at Song Guan coldly as if looking at a dead person.

Because of the habit of practicing martial arts last time, Song Guan also noticed that the opponent's hand, seemingly casual, was very cleverly placed on the handle of the long knife hanging at his waist, clearly a "slash when you come" the meaning of.

The other party stared at him coldly, but Song Guan was a former leader of the Devil's Cult after all, so just looking at him like this would naturally not make him feel uncomfortable.Song Guan and the other party looked at each other silently for a while, but he realized that he felt a little cold. After all, he was only wearing a thin jacket at the moment, ignoring the other party's eyes. Put on the outer robe, put on the upper body, arrange the sleeves, and then turn around.

The current situation is very strange and very bad, but Song watched it, and felt that it was not like he could run away if he wanted to, so he had to put on airs, and he had to be in the realm of not losing the battle.After finishing this round of mental activities in his heart, he turned his head, sullenly, and asked in a cold voice, "Who are you?"

The torch outside the door pulled and projected the figure onto the indoor floor, and when the wind blew, it looked like a ghost walking in the night.

The outsider with a cinnabar mole between his eyebrows looked at Song indifferently.After a brief silence in the room, the other party spoke, but his voice was as cold as his eyes.Song Guan's voice was deliberately cold when he spoke at this time, but this person's voice was three points colder than Song Guan's: "Second Young Master Song, he only acted according to the imperial edict. I hope Second Young Master Song cooperates and don't make useless struggles."

Song Guan felt that the plot of this week's show was really exciting with ups and downs. On the first night, he didn't do anything, and he didn't fully understand the original owner's affairs, so he went to jail with honor.And he wasn't the only one, all the people in Song Dashi's mansion were imprisoned.

This week's show really gave people a lot of surprises, Song Guan was very confused, but he couldn't think of any solution, just stayed in prison for three days, the food was not even as good as pig food, sincerely, He is a person who has eaten real pig food, okay? He dares to pat his chest to assure that he has a good conscience when he gives an evaluation from a comparative perspective.And he also wanted to add that the prison food was not only extremely unpalatable, but also very small in portion, even if he licked the plate every time, he still couldn't make people full.

Song Guan was so hungry that his stomach kept growling. He squatted in the haystack and leaned against the wall. He couldn't stand the hunger, so he scratched the wall to divert his attention.But he has no other way to do this, because the prison is quite clean, even if he wants to dig out some snakes, insects, rats and ants for tooth sacrifice, he has no such conditions, so he can only let himself think about other things to distract himself force.

Outlining said that he would be a prime minister in the future, but now this development made Song Guan wonder, could he actually be in the revenge department?After thinking about it again, I vetoed it myself. The prime minister’s evil smile in this outline is indeed an evil smile, but it doesn’t feel like a bitter man with a deep hatred, but a person who has no burden of life but has his head flooded. idiot.

Song Guan has no way of knowing why he was imprisoned this time, nor can he predict what will happen in the future, but he feels that he will never die. He has a mysterious confidence and feels about After being locked up for a few days, their family should be released.

But this time Song Guan guessed wrong again, and he never expected that after he finished guessing this, the news came down from his superiors that the emperor had beheaded their family.

Song Guan: "..."

God is going to kill him!

In this way, Song Guan entered the prison in a daze, and then went to the execution ground in a daze.

At the Meridian Gate, under the scorching sun, Song Guan was stripped of the black cloth bag that covered his head that Song Guan had brought with him all the way from the cell to the execution ground.He was taken off the cloth bag, kicked and knelt down on the execution platform, his mouth was stuffed with a cloth long ago and he couldn't speak. 24 hours of two dads.

The sun shifted, and it was time to cut off at the Meridian Gate. The officials of the prison gave an order, and saw the executioner raised his knife and cut off the head of the Song University scholar first, and then the head of the strong man with the mace .When it was Song Guan's turn, Song Guan couldn't help but close his eyes, because the sharp edge reflected by the sunlight on the high-raised sword almost blinded his dog's eyes.

——It's over, it's over, what the hell is Zhou Mu!Could it be that this week's goal is unfolding normally, in fact, it should be that he was ransacked by the emperor at the Song University scholar's mansion that night, and then he was very vigilantly aware that something was wrong and then escaped?

The moment the sword was raised to the highest point, Song Guan hehehehe thought goodbye to this crazy Zhoumu, and goodbye to this wonderful world where Tintin produces milk.He simply resigned to his fate and closed his eyes no longer to open them, to be a quiet cannon fodder waiting to die quietly, but this time he guessed wrong again, the big knife he held high did not fall again, and he heard the urgency of "Get it!" "The sound of horseshoes, a very sharp and pinched sound, came from a long distance away: "The imperial decree has arrived! Keep people under the sword!"

In the end, Song Guan did not die.

Someone came to the palace, and after Song Guan's two fathers had their heads cut off like vegetables, the only remaining Song Guan was rescued from the knife in time.The eunuch who came from the palace, when untying someone, leaned over and said to Song Guan very softly: "The old slave is late, and the second son is suffering. It is my mother who ordered me to rescue you. .”

Oh, yes, the original owner also has an elder brother who is a noble concubine in the palace.

Song Guan was still wearing a prison uniform, and his face was still stained with two or three spots of blood from when the head of Grand Master Song was chopped off. He just twitched the corners of his mouth and said nothing.

Later, after changing clothes, drinking water and eating something, Song Guan was called into the palace to meet the emperor.The location is the Royal Study Room. When you open the door and enter, you can smell blood.The stomach that has not eaten for a long time has just been filled with something, and seeing this smell again, Song Guan almost vomited, but at least he held back and did not vomit, but the nausea was severe.

There was a man standing by the window with one hand behind his back. His back looked very unrestrained, but no matter how unrestrained he was, he probably couldn't steal the spotlight from the man in dragon robe lying on the top of the imperial case. The man who looked obviously like the emperor, behind With a knife inserted, blood flowed all over the ground, and he was too dead to die.

=mouth=!

Come here, help me, the emperor is dead!

Song Guan was extremely shocked, but the man standing by the window turned around at this moment, with a very handsome face, and said: "Idiot, you are finally here."

Song Guan was shocked, but he didn't dare to ask the other party who the hell are you. After holding back for a long time, he only said: "Did you kill the emperor?"

The man nodded calmly and said, "Yes."

Song Guan: "..."

The other party walked up to the imperial case calmly, and pulled out the knife from the dead emperor: "I originally wanted to go to the execution ground to save people later, and after you were beheaded, I would save my father and father. They cried, and I have a reason to explain. I just didn’t expect that father and father died, but you survived.” The man gave Song Guan a very cold look, “Forget it, it’s a foregone conclusion, you have to Thank you to those spoilers, live well, don't do stupid things, or I will kill you sooner or later."

As soon as he said the last sentence, the murderous intent rushed towards him. After the man pulled out the knife stuck in the emperor's body, he wiped the blood-stained blade against the emperor's clothes, and said, "Come here and help me!" I will move the body."

Song looked at this man as if he was insane.

The man raised his eyes and gave Song Guan a serious look: "What? Disobedient?"

So Song Guan walked over and helped someone move the corpse.

After moving the corpse, Song looked at the psychopath, then at the emperor's corpse, and couldn't help but ask, "What are you going to do next?"

The neurotic said lightly: "Anyway, you don't understand, so don't ask." After finishing speaking, he sneered and kicked the emperor's corpse on the ground, "This old man's asshole has been fucked loose, and he still has the strength to find the young concubine , you deserve to die.”

Song Guan: "..."

Fuck, the development of this week's goal is already the rhythm of flying out of the Milky Way by rocket!

He really doesn't understand this development!