Cannon fodder "attack" development system

Looking at the outline in his mind, Song Guan thought to himself expressionlessly, from now on, I will be Prime Minister Song in this "Plot ♂ Plot ♀ ♂ Outline".

In fact, he took off his pants very impulsively at this moment to take a look, what is the meaning of the word "Heavenly Eunuch".Before seeing this word in the outline, Song Guan had never heard of this word.So he was very curious. He didn't know if the shell he was using at the moment was the normal size of his penis but he couldn't get an erection, or his penis was as small as a grain of rice and was purely an ornament, or he didn't actually have a penis on him at all—

Just thinking about these pictures is so beautiful and fascinating.

The thick black man under the tree was still jumping. Song Guan completely ignored the calls from below. He squatted on the tree, looked at his current situation, and found that the clothes on his body seemed to be scratched while climbing the tree.This is also a helpless thing. The clothes the original owner wore were exquisite and luxurious but easily dirty. This time I asked him to climb a tree once wearing them, and immediately rubbed them to dusty places and even scratched them. a hole.Looking at this appearance, it seems that there is no need to wear it again next time, but Song Guan doesn't care about it at all. This is probably because the original owner's things are things outside his body to him. Since they are things outside his body, he naturally doesn't care. that's it.

Rolling up his sleeves, Song Guan continued to read the outline calmly.

He is very curious, what kind of trouble is he going to have with a group of men when he is an eunuch, and the people are all eunuchs, yet he can even get mixed up with a "cannon fodder attack", which shows that this Zhoumu world is very Unique.So far, the brain holes shown in the outline make people want to explore further and see how clear and unique this plot can be.

So Song Guan saw the door of a new world slowly opening to him.

Outline said that although Prime Minister Song of the Zhou Dynasty is an eunuch, he is a great man mentally.There is a saying that "a person who is eunuch is not eunuch, but his body is very strong." Although the prime minister has no "diao" in his body, he is a king of ten thousand "diao" in his heart.Let me talk about the basic situation of Prime Minister Song first. Prime Minister Song was originally a second-generation official who was ignorant and incompetent, but his family was very qualified, and he was as ignorant as he was. It was very lucky to pick up the mistake, promoted step by step, and even assumed the post of prime minister.

However, Prime Minister Song's position as prime minister is 99% water, everyone knows it well, and has never expected Prime Minister Song to do anything, so this prime minister, although it sounds nice, is really just a Useless frills.Therefore, this prime minister has nothing to do on weekdays, and coupled with his dark eunuch-smelling psychology, he is so idle, he does not cultivate his body and mind, and focuses on letting go of himself.

As mentioned above, on a Lantern Festival on a certain day, the Prime Minister of Song fell in love with the protagonist Shou because of a slap in the face.And as the time of the idiot grows, his dirty thoughts towards the protagonist grow more and more, and he really wants to do something indescribable to the protagonist.However, the protagonist is always guarded by a guard, and the two are inseparable, which is really inconvenient, which makes Prime Minister Song very distressed.

And one day, for some unknown reason, the protagonist Shou got into an awkward conflict with his own guard with extremely high martial arts skills. If he can't bear to follow, he won't follow.You must know that Prime Minister Song has been spying on the protagonist Shou secretly, and he knows every move of the protagonist Shou, so he naturally noticed this change immediately.

The person in the way was gone, Prime Minister Song was elated, thinking that this was a god-given opportunity, he immediately moved upon hearing the news, and already had a very sinister plan in his mind.The prime minister haphazardly seized this opportunity, secretly fueled the flames, and led to a gathering of a small group of officials, intending to describe the protagonist's suffering in this gathering in one step!

This party was held in the brothel Chu Pavilion. Originally, the protagonist Shou didn’t want to come, so Prime Minister Song found a child to provoke the protagonist Shou with words on purpose, and even brought the topic to the protagonist Shou’s guards, similar to "Master Shangguan, We invited you out, but what did you keep pushing. I see you and your guard, oh hehe, is it because you and your guard have something yoooo~, you are afraid that you will go out, you The vinegar jar at home is about to be overturned, and then you are afraid that your home will be flooded by a sea of ​​vinegar or something hahaha."

The protagonist couldn't bear this shock, originally said he wouldn't come, but finally went to the place of fireworks as promised.

The prime minister's decision was to take down the protagonist in one fell swoop.

I saw a group of people came to the place of fireworks, although they were in the Qinlou Chu Pavilion, everyone was so serious that they seemed to be still in the court, and there was no debauchery at all.You must know that in the past, when everyone came to this place, they would definitely make all kinds of waves. It was a common situation to hold one in their arms, and some people held one in their left hand, one in their right hand, one on their lap, and one behind them. Just don't be too rambunctious.But this time is different, because everyone came out with the protagonist Shou who is so beautiful, ♂♀♀♂elegant, so everyone dared not be too presumptuous. With an expression of pure admiration for art, he smiled and looked at the actor who was said to be "a performer without selling his body", commented on the music very reservedly, and glanced at the protagonist Shou from the corner of his eye, hoping that his elegant comments would also arouse the elegant ♂ elegant protagonist Shou main force.

Everyone is so reserved, but Prime Minister Song suffers.Because Prime Minister Song's initial plan was to drag the protagonist away without a trace when everyone was drunk and messing around, and then hey hey hey.However, the sinister and treacherous Song Cheng had already prepared for this. He had analyzed the possibility of such a situation earlier.During this party, Prime Minister Song quietly and non-stop created various possibilities to pour wine for everyone, and later secretly replaced all the tea with wine, but no one noticed, so they drank and drank Almost all those present had to get down.

It's quite a trick to succeed so easily.After succeeding, Prime Minister Song sneakily dragged the half-drunk and half-awake protagonist Shou to a secret cubicle, and gave the protagonist Shou the "Eighteen Degrees of Spring Breeze".That's right, it's the kind of evil medicine whose effect cannot be described. Just hearing the name makes people feel that it is very indescribable, and it is still "eighteen degrees" instead of "one degree". It can be expected that the medicinal properties of this medicine must be very strong. , can make people have a very strong desire that cannot be described.

Alas, the treacherous prime minister used props to play the protagonist all over the world in "Eighteen Degrees of Spring Breeze", playing with various props, only unexpected, nothing impossible, and even using a very smooth polished transparent Crystal fake penis, put this fake penis in the indescribable position of the protagonist.Cough, isn’t this crystal dick transparent? If it’s stuffed in, you can clearly see the indescribable places, being squeezed away a little bit, and shrinking under such stimulation from the outside world. Hey, hey, let's have a peek at the play.

In this way, Prime Minister Song peeled off the protagonist's shou's skirt with a wicked smile, and then pulled off the protagonist's belt with a wicked smile, then stretched out a finger to pick up the protagonist's chin with a wicked smile, and then With a smile, he said affectionately to the protagonist Shou: "You annoying little goblin." At the end, he gritted his teeth with a mixture of love and hatred with a charming smile, "What can I do with you?" At last, he smiled charmingly. Xia savagely tore up the protagonist's shou's pants, then turned the protagonist's shou over with a wicked smile, pulled the protagonist's face with a wicked smile, and then kissed the protagonist with a wicked smile...

Song watched here: "..."

#This life can no longer recognize the four characters "xiemeiyixiao"#

In short, all kinds of props are going to pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, flip, flip, pop, but Prime Minister Song is having a good time When I was there, I never thought that the door of this secret cubicle would be kicked open!

Those who came were seven gourd babies... Ah no, the general who admired one of the protagonist Shou, happened to pass by this door and heard the protagonist Shou's panting ♂ panting ♀ sound, such a moving ♂ panting ♂ panting ♀ sound besides There will be no one else if the protagonist suffers.In a rage, the general smashed the door with his foot, and as expected, he saw the protagonist Shou who had been put into various shapes.The general was furious, and beat Prime Minister Song unilaterally. The next day, the whole capital knew what happened to Prime Minister Song.

Everyone was stunned, prime minister, I misread you, I thought you were a noble upright ♂ gentleman ♀ gentleman♂zi, but I didn’t expect you to be such an obscene person!And you originally looked like one of the four most beautiful men in the capital. How many people admire you? Some people can't help throwing fruit at you to show their love while walking on the road. Why do you have to make such a forced play!

When a person is really about to die, it is only related to the water in his head, and it has nothing to do with other external factors.Everyone was very disappointed with Prime Minister Song, and they felt pity for being accepted by Prime Minister Song like this ♂♀♂♂, and all those who admired the protagonist, regardless of whether they showed it on their faces or not, were all in a state of rage and wanted to kill him Song Guan, headed by the little emperor sitting on the dragon chair today, hehe, I was afraid that Yan'er would be sad and didn't do anything, how dare you do such a thing to Yan'er before me—if I don't kill you , It is really in vain for the emperor!

However, although the emperor's inner activities are like this, he can't directly feed back such psychological activities, otherwise how would everyone think of him.So the emperor found a high-sounding reason, transferred Prime Minister Song to the front line of fighting against the enemy, and was appointed as the supervisor of the army. In fact, the real purpose was to let the people he sent to shoot Prime Minister Song to death in the chaos. , and pretended to be the work of an enemy country.

However, the setting of "a prime minister can be transferred to the front line to fight" also confused Song Guan. Anyway, as an early cannon fodder, Song Prime Minister died simply and neatly. How the other six of the gourd baby are lingering to the end of the world, it has nothing to do with him, the cannon fodder who died early.

to sum up--

Song Guan's Zhoumu this week is a prop attack from heaven!It belongs to the kind that is not born with good conditions and is created and developed by itself the day after tomorrow.

For such a setting, Song Guan was naturally embarrassed at the beginning, but after thinking about it, Tianxiong's prop attack is also quite good, anyway, he doesn't want to really have sex with the protagonist in this way.In this week's play, apart from being very shameless in the eyes of others, he himself has no loss at all. Besides, it is better to use props to play others than to be played by others.And he was originally filling in for someone else to complete a storyline, so if he is eunuch, he should be regarded as "fearless", hahaha...

Song Guanyi used his psychological construction and successfully let himself go. He has no resistance to the development of this week's plot.Thinking of this, he turned his eyes back to the tree, because there is no shadow of what the protagonist suffers, but the "father" under the tree in front of him looks very troublesome.

The burly and majestic old man under the tree has been screaming and jumping since he appeared, and he has never been static for a moment.The strong man held the mace in his right hand, and between speaking, he swung his right hand from time to time and hit the tree, shaking the whole tree three times.For this reason, Song Guan had to reach out and grab the tree trunk beside him, and the surrounding leaves fluttered and fell to the ground. He was very afraid that he would not be shocked by this strong man.

Seeing that the longer Song Guan stayed on the tree, the man below became more and more furious. He felt that if the old man got angry any longer, he would smash the tree with his bare hands.At this time, suddenly a little boy dressed as a bookboy passed through the crescent moon gate, he ran over in a panic all the way, and called to the strong man with a mace under the tree in a trembling voice: "Master! My lord, my lord is here."

Hearing this, the mace warrior immediately burst into anger: "Damn it, what is he doing here! Who gave the letter to this dead bastard? I will kill that slick little guy who reported the letter later!"

All the servants of the Song family present turned pale with fright when they heard this, and shook their heads to express that they had never done such a thing.Song Guan saw that the strong man stopped smashing the tree trunk, so he had extra leisure time to wonder who the "big master" in everyone's mouth was.

Because the scorching sun in the sky was very dazzling, the leaves of the big tree he was on fell to the ground, which could not do much to shade the sun, so Song Guan held the trunk of the tree with one hand, and put one hand on his eyebrows, as if he was building an arbor with his hands , He stretched his neck and looked under the tree.Noisy footsteps were approaching, before seeing the old man, he heard a "no way" first, the speaker's voice was very clear, and the voice seemed young, not like an elder, but the other party's tone was very hasty, He looked very anxious.

"A Yue, you can't do it! You can't do it! Be careful not to damage Guan'er!"

Song Guan's goosebumps swelled upright after hearing the "Guan'er" who was turning back and forth a thousand times, and almost fell from the tree if he couldn't squat firmly.There is no need for the strong man under the tree to smash the tree, Song Guan was so numb by the word "Guan'er" that he trembled twice, it really scared the baby to death.However, Song Guan on the tree felt nauseous, but the strong man under the tree liked it very much. He saw the strong man smash the mace to the ground, and said angrily and shyly: "Song Song, just You've been spoiling him! Do you think you've spoiled this little bastard?"

After saying a word, the man with a clear and clear voice finally appeared in everyone's sight while walking quickly.The visitor was wearing an official uniform, and he had just come down to court, and hurried over when he heard about the school, he looked like a scholar, he looked a bit weak, he just swooped like a Like a delicate little lark, it flew into the arms of the mace warrior.The scholar-like person beat the strong man's chest with his hand, and said angrily, "A Yue, you should always listen to what Guan'er has to say, he is our own child, you should protect him more after all, why? Can you just listen to what other people say?"

The strong man with the mace was indeed a strong man, and he held the Grand Master Song steady with just one hand. He didn't worry about being beaten at all, but after hearing what the Grand Master Song said, he said with a slightly ashamed annoyance: "Oh...I'm not...I'm a rough person. I'm afraid that this little bastard will be a monster outside and humiliate you, Song Song...I'm a rough person. I always feel that I am not good enough for you. Don't want our child to become a wild child who is not worthy of you."

Song Guan: "..."

This incomparably clear picture almost blinded Song Guan's dog's eyes, and he began to wonder if he had missed something when he just flipped through the outline.Sure enough, when he opened the "Plot ♂ Plot ♀ Outline ♂" in his mind again this time, he discovered something very remarkable.

He didn't see it very out of shape before, so he only scanned the plot once, but this time he checked carefully, and he saw a line of small characters at the end as a comment: There are only men in the world this week, so men and boys Son, Ding Ding produces milk, the last and the last, I wish the players a healthy life and a happy game, goodbye!

"Debt cheap" your sister!

Song Guan: Hehe, fuck me.