I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

Unexpectedly, before he killed Xu Zhouyang, his teammates beat Jiang Yao's Gas to autism and went back to the furnace for further study.

Shen Qiuming was in a delicate mood about this, he was not sure for a while whether he felt the weakness of our teammate first, or the truthfulness of Keke's enemy teammate.

Of course, the possibility that the two old acquaintances are pretending to be fools is not ruled out. After all, almost every Black Mirror team has the stink of convention (commendation) that it is customary to engage in the mentality of its own teammates before the game.

But for Shen Qiuming, who is now rushing towards the rankings, winning is vrans.

Before the start of the second round, there is 30 seconds for the player to adjust the status and re-select the operator to be used in the next round.

Scanning the operator interface, Shen Qiuming pursed his lips, and unlocked the Doctor after a little hesitation.

Doctor is the female therapist of Black Mirror, and also the usual operator of South, a freehand and support player.In terms of appearance alone, she is a character with choppy legs, so she is a character that most female players prefer to start with.

However, the watershed in the treatment circle is also quite obvious. If it is good, it is the reincarnation of the genius doctor Hua Tuo, but if it is bad, it is bad to be scolded by teammates as an unlicensed quack doctor who pays for murder.

[Littlebird: Young lady, why don't you play Killer anymore? 】

Seeing that Bigfish didn't continue to use Killer, Shen Qiuming directly unlocked another operator, Beat.

Beat's special skill is to activate a small-scale heat sensor in the field of vision, because he has a baby face, and is nicknamed the heartbeat brother by players.

After the pick on the other side was finished, he replied unhurriedly.

[Bigfish: Tired, change the taste]

A boss is a boss, and the bottomless pool of operators can raise fish.

Shen Qiuming subconsciously licked his lips.

I really want to live in your heart and blow up your fish pond.

【Bigfish: And】

[Bigfish: Not Miss Sister]

oh boy-

【Bigfish: It's your father】

"What's wrong?" Shen Qiuming narrowed his eyes dangerously.

He thought it was necessary for him to uphold justice and sanction the overblown breakthrough player next to him.

His teammate was acting too fast like a tornado, and he hadn't prepared for an orange-level alert yet.

【Littlebird: How can you take advantage of others, I hate it~】

Shen Qiuming couldn't help rubbing the goose bumps on his arms after replying to the message, feeling good about himself.

It's okay, I can still skin this.

[Bigfish: Are you a girl? 】

[Littlebird: Can't a man be cute? If he is so cute, he must be a blue boy, okay? 】

【Bigfish: That's right, the relationship between men is either father and son or gay】

[Littlebird: ...]

[Bigfish: Do you want to be gay with me? 】

[Littlebird: ...]

[Littlebird: No, I don't want to stop talking nonsense! 】

According to the wonderful theory of his teammate, Father Shen is not targeting the jungler Panda, a straight guy who is more flamboyant than gay, and all the straight professional players in the entire base here must be his son.

It's not a problem to have a house full of children and grandchildren.

Thinking of this, Shen Qiuming subconsciously rubbed his chin with his fingertips for a few seconds: "Hey, this sounds good, doesn't it?"

but--

[Littlebird: Wait a minute, why should I be your son? 】

The other party didn't explain the whole story to him, and the message was answered concisely.

[Bigfish: Now gg is going to customize the solo, father-son game, call dad if you lose]

[Littlebird:? ? ? 】

Are all the embryo killings of your breakthrough positions so simple, rude and unpretentious?

Shen Qiuming weighed it in his heart.

Do you choose to surrender to Jiang Yao's dog competition now and then go to solo mode to be kind to your teammate and hurt each other, or choose to be a big brother's leg pendant and easily lie down to win points, and by the way, Jiang Yao is tortured to the point of doubting his life and crying .

Then there is no need to ask.

As the leader of the KWC team, the top eight of the National Black Mirror Professional League, he upholds the mighty and unyielding firm will——

Of course, I chose the latter wisely (≧▽≦)/

As soon as the network cable is unplugged, the grievances will be fucked, the ghost knows whether the players who form a team together are Sister Lolita or the uncle who picks his feet, or the trumpet opened by the KWC captain himself.

If there is such a small probability that the teammate on the opposite side finds out that he has been deceived and crawls along the network cable to find himself a live online PK, then he must be unlucky for eight lifetimes.

At this moment, Shen Qiuming is a group of weak, pitiful and helpless peacebirds who want to hide behind the guns of their big boss teammates and win high points.

[Littlebird: Daddy, don't you know me? I'm your little bird! ! ! 】

【Bigfish: My son is good】

Shen Qiuming: "... Gan!"

I'm so angry, but I still have to keep smiling and continue to cheat online.

After all, he is a professional scam(...) player.

At this time, there are still 15 seconds before the end of the Pick.

Shen Qiuming's curiosity towards his teammates still overwhelmed the aggrieved feeling of being molested.

He couldn't sit still, so he simply took advantage of his hand speed and started an awkward chat with this hidden Bigfish.

[Littlebird: Dad, do you know that Pai Daxing team BOOM on the opposite side? 】

[Bigfish: Hmm]

[Littlebird: How do you feel about the strength of BOOM members? 】

【Bigfish: It feels like a rat droppings spoiled a pot of porridge】

Shen Qiuming: "..."

Who this mouse shit is is self-evident.

[Littlebird: Hold on like this, Dazzle is also the former king of three kills after all]

During the period when he and Peng were teammates, Dazzle's personal record was quite brilliant. Every time he was on the field, he could accurately catch the enemy's movement and go up to the gun to close the shot, and Peng was his "God's eye".

Because Dazzle often gets triple kills and is the defending best MVP, some fans dub him the title of triple kill king.

However, since Dazzle joined BOOM, his performance has been mediocre. Not only did he not have a brilliant matchup, but he also dragged down other teammates from time to time because of his reckless rush.

Once, just once.

【Bigfish: Without Peng, he's a fart】

Shen Qiuming was so pleased by his teammate's answer, he grinned: "You have vision, brother."

With a trace of nervousness and excitement, he couldn't wait to type a sentence and click the Enter key to send.

[Littlebird: Brother dei, it sounds like you are a fan of Peng? 】

The other party also replied to his question in seconds.

【Bigfish: Call Dad, don't mess up your seniority】

【Bigfish: It's his fan】

When Shen Qiuming saw this news pop up, a feeling of joy welled up in his heart.

For a moment, he really wanted to crawl along the network cable, grab this wild little fan by the collar and shake it wildly.

Looking at this handsome face of your male god, tell me who is the father?

Before he couldn't wait to type in two words, ready to educate this quality fan, the other party added two words leisurely as if in a bad humor.

【Bigfish: black powder^_^】

Shen Qiuming: "..."

When Peng himself, a professional player at the other end of the network cable, heard this, his hands on the keyboard trembled slightly.

Listen, does this fucking sound like human language?

The loveless captain Shen realized in a trance that he was playing matches with his fans on a trumpet.

……

Oh.

The one who is still on the horse is a black fan of the technical thief 6.

Focus on the key points, technical thief 6, and break the point.

What does your team lack the most right now?

The breakthrough hand of Tech Thief 6.

If the other teammates of KWC were present at this moment, they would definitely sacrifice their old captain mercilessly in order to let Bigfish join.

As long as you are willing to come to KWC as a breakthrough player, nothing will matter.

It is also called, to contribute to the great revival of the team and become a father.

Father, father, son, reincarnation continues.

nice~

Shen Qiuming: "..."

Stop, your hair volume does not allow you to continue thinking about it.

The man felt fortunate at this moment that he was wearing a cute vest, which was worthwhile.

But as the target of being hacked, God P humbly hopes that he will die to understand.

There is one thing to say, he really didn't do anything immoral when he was playing games.

Uh... Is it just that I always like to say some dirty words to tease the opposing team to ease the atmosphere? ('ε'????)

As if guessing the doubt hidden in the teammate's heart, Bigfish sent him a message before the end of the Pick's time.

【Bigfish: It's open, let's talk about the next game】

"Success." Shen Qiuming wiped his face resentfully, took a deep breath, adjusted his mentality and waited for the map of the second round to load.

【Player Bigfish confirmed】

【Player Littlebird confirmed】

[Player BOOM, Dazzle confirmed]

[Player BOOM, Yooo confirmed]

【Games start! 】

Abandoned military factory, escape and kill bureau.

The escape game, as the name suggests, is simply biubiubiu and chug.

Either side can win as long as they kill everyone on the other side, which is very simple and unpretentious compared to the hostage situation where the skin is out of water.

Shen Qiuming felt like he had wasted half of his pick position by choosing Doctor in double row in the escape game.

As the only support among the [-] operators who can give his teammates adrenaline and a lot of blood, the attack power of Doctor's weapon is so weak that men and women cry——

After all, their job is to heal soldiers.

If it is said that Master Killer's sweeping over with one shot belongs to mass killing, special killing and all-killing, then Doctor is like throwing a few stones into a lake.

However, Broccoli Company has a honeyed insistence on the setting of "one-shot headshot". No matter how hot the operator's weapon is, as long as the target is aimed at the enemy's head, the damage value will be maximized. In the end, the opponent shot gg every second.

As an excellent flow-of-consciousness field controller, Shen Qiuming's marksmanship is not too bad, but compared to the emoticon leader's kind of pure breakout player who cures kidney deficiency and does not contain sugar, he is slightly inferior.

There is no distinction between the attacking side and the defending side in the escape game, and both sides enter the map at the same time.

Littlebird and Bigfish were randomly sent to the research and development room on the third floor of the military factory by the system.

Shen Qiuming took the time to glance at the information of the two operators on the opposite side.

Yooo took Mute, the only operator with a silencer on his weapon, and he also took the path of assassination and sneak attack.

As for Dazzle, after a little change in mentality, he actually took Master Killer.

Shen Qiuming was very familiar with his old teammate's stinky younger brother's temper. He guessed that Jiang Yao's mentality in the last round would be broken by passers-by, and he wanted to find some ground in this round.

Dazzle once chose Killer to show off his marksmanship against his opponent in the semi-finals of the summer split. As a result, he not only accidentally injured the hostage in the hostage game, but also killed his only full-blood teammate when he was at a disadvantage in 2v3.

So much so that BOOM's pb coach didn't let him take this operator in the game for a long time, and the clip of him "very successfully killing a head for the opponent" has now become a famous scene in the e-sports area of ​​​​Station Q.

So Shen Qiuming was curious about what kind of supernatural event happened on the first floor in the last game, which could make Dazzle not learn his lesson and cause a relapse of the chicken syndrome.

[[Full audience] BOOM, Yooo: Miss Big Fish on the opposite side! 】

[[Full audience] BOOM, Yooo: I love you! 】

[[Full audience] BOOM, Yooo: As long as you beat Dazzle into a hornet's nest, you are my big brother!Big brother np! ! ! ! 】

Shen Qiuming scanned the three messages sent by Xu Zhou and Yang Lianfa, and raised his eyebrows.

Now he was really interested in how his teammate and Jiang Yao fought like a thunderbolt just now, because he lacked the hall of thought.

Faced with the enthusiastic confession of an all-star professional player, Bigfish replied calmly.

[[Full audience] Bigfish: Don't love me, no result]

There is no love in e-sports.