I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

The dumb combination was not bad luck, the first round was drawn by the system in the hostage round of the abandoned hospital map.

In the hostage game of Black Mirror, the players will be divided into the offensive side and the defensive side.

The defender has 45 seconds of priority entry to get familiar with the location of the hostages in advance and make defensive preparations. They need to kill all members of the attacking team while ensuring that the number of unrescued hostages is at least 1 in order to win.

The attacker can start to act after spending 45 seconds in the waiting area. They must rescue all the hostages to win. If they only kill the defender but do not rescue the hostages, the opponent wins.

After the hostages are accidentally killed by the operators of both sides, they will be randomly re-transferred to the new coordinates by the system.

At the same time, in order to prevent the hang-up behavior or the stalemate of the battle beyond the time limit, if the number of players on the map is greater than 2 in the last 1 minutes of the game, all surviving operators will be given a poison gas status, and the debuff will be automatically removed until there is only one player left.

The 2v2 hostage game defaults to BO3 mode with only one hostage.

In this game, if Shen Qiuming and Bigfish, who are the defensive side, want to win, they must kill the two players on the offensive side under the premise of preventing their own hostages from being stolen.

Pika, unlocked by Shen Qiuming, is an advantageous operator in this map. The abandoned hospital itself has more than a dozen electrical devices for him to set traps. After being triggered by the enemy, Pika can immediately confirm the location of the opponent.

Shen Qiuming hoped that his teammates could make a quick decision after taking the first brother, because only when both sides loaded the map could they see the operators chosen by both sides. He was not sure whether the two professional players on the opposite side would pick their respective specialties. member.

【Player Bigfish confirmed】

【Player Littlebird confirmed】

[Player BOOM, Dazzle confirmed]

[Player BOOM, Yooo confirmed]

【Games start! 】

After seeing the two familiar emblems of the attackers, he couldn't help but wonder if he had opened his mouth.

Your sister, what are you afraid of?

Yooo's specialty operator is Ghost, a female operator who is nicknamed Miss Ghost. In addition to the 20s static step special effect, another skill is to interrogate enemy operators with a dagger.

Once Ghost is successfully interrogated, she can get the location of any two enemies, and it is only a four-second reading that is easy to be stolen by the opponent.

Dazzle's specialty operator is Gas. The skill is to have four gas bombs, which can be used as a cover and can continuously deduct the enemy's HP.

Not daring to take it lightly, Shen Qiuming quickly pulled up the power grid and set up current traps on the hospital floor after the priority admission, while his teammates smashed some detachable decorative walls, reserved a sneak attack position, and molested the people around him. This poor hostage.

The gender of the hostage NPC in Black Mirror is randomly refreshed if it is not customized. If a male hostage is assigned, he will only spit fragrant and incapable of rage.

If you are lucky enough to assign a female hostage, it will be a bit interesting. She will make a whining sound, implying that the male operator on the defensive side can have a cannonball with her if she is released.

This time the hostage bureau defenders took a female hostage, and I would be sorry for the only woman on the whole map without any showy operations.

As soon as Shen Qiuming returned to the room, he saw the female hostage winking at the teammate who was playing with the dagger next to her. Her small mouth painted with Death Barbie powder opened and closed, and uttered a series of sweet and greasy English raps.

Although he didn't graduate from high school at the time, he understood the meaning of this sentence based on his years of experience playing Black Mirror——

"Little brother, it hurts so much, can you untie me so I don't want this kind of pain, how about we play some other tricks?"

Shen Qiuming: "..."

Sao, or Black Mirror's female hostage NPC Sao.

But he was also curious about the reaction of the dumb teammate.

Then I saw Bigfish manipulating Master Killer, and indifferently carved a sentence on the marble floor in front of the hostages.

[sry, I'mgay]

Shen Qiuming: "..."

Female hostage: "..."

Chen Duxiu, sit down for me!

The hostage lady who was shown by Bigfish coughed in embarrassment, and then cast her hot eyes on Littlebird who came back to watch the excitement after arranging the resistors.

Female hostage: "Little brother, I'm so empty and lonely—"

Pika also calmly took out a knife, and carved a simple phrase stroke by stroke under Mr. Killer's words.

【Metoo~】

Also added an ecstasy wavy line at the end to show respect.

The face of the hostage gradually distorted, "Fuck!"

Fuck you, dog man man.

At the same time, on the other end of the network cable, the man who was controlling Killer in front of the computer twitched his lips slightly after seeing Shen Qiuming's coquettish operation.

The harmonious and happy show of affection by the two male operators on the defensive side successfully silenced the hostage lady.

In the following time, this coquettish beauty lay on her corpse and pretended to be salted fish without saying a word, with an expression of "you men are all big pigs".

Miserable or she is miserable.

When I met male operators, I thought I could seduce them, but I didn't expect one or two of them to say that they were gay.

What's more terrible is that the second gay guy can't show off himself.

What a shame!

The 25-second countdown ends and the game officially begins.

After about three seconds, the system reminded himself that the current trap placed outside the window on the first floor of the hospital had been attacked and had been damaged. Shen Qiuming knew that the attacker had entered the hospital at this time.

[Littlebird: 1f]

[Bigfish: ok]

After reminding his teammates, Shen Qiuming was about to go out with his gun on his shoulders, when he saw Uncle Killer strolling to the corridor on the second floor.

The opponent calmly leaned against the wall of the stairs, and fired five shots at the narrow iron strip on the edge of the passage.

Shen Qiuming: ...?

Unable to bear a question mark slowly in his heart, Shen Qiuming's most straightforward reaction was that this teammate was playing him.

Immediately after that, the blood bars of BOOM and Dazzle in the upper right corner of the page suddenly plummeted to two-thirds.

Shen Qiuming squinted his eyes dangerously while sitting in front of the computer: "Through the wall? Immortal?"

Immortals mean cheating. Although Broccoli Company has done more seriously than other game companies in prohibiting cheating and mods, there are still many immortals who have successfully survived the catastrophe in Black Mirror.

Especially in the national server, external devices are used most extensively, and all kinds of wall locks and blood locks are hard to guard against.

"This man is interesting."

He noticed the bullet marks in the operator's perspective on the monitor, and his fingertips holding the mouse went numb with excitement.

As the commander of the team all the year round, Shen Qiuming has excellent eyesight.

In just a few seconds, he observed that the section of iron skin that Bigfish had just swept with a gun had five tiny bullet marks at this moment, plus the explosive M1014 in Killer's hand, he could see it after a little thought. Understand that hand operation.

This is not hanging through the wall, but a very difficult shooting technique "ricochet" in Black Mirror.

The design of some special metal modeling on the Black Mirror map follows realistic physics theorems. As long as you master a certain angle of view and strength when shooting, players have a certain chance to trigger the "ricochet" phenomenon.

But most of them rely on metaphysics, and few players dare to play like this.

Immediately after Bigfish shot, the bullets fired from the gun bounced back downstairs along the trajectory of the iron sheet, and two of them hit Dazzle just in time.

With a trigger rate of 40.00%, if it is purely luck, Bigfish is probably the chosen one.

"Is it possible that another player's trumpet was snipered by me?"

After appreciating the textbook operations of Tianxiu's teammates, Shen Qiuming muttered thoughtfully.

Obviously, Bigfish's marksmanship was already professional enough, and he didn't think this kind of micromanagement was just a fluke.

Just that shooting position, so fucking confident.

Flowing clouds and water, in one go.

This pretense is so perfect that Shen Qiuming wants to imitate the seal and clap his hands and say hello.

[[Team] Littlebird: 6666]

[[Team] Bigfish: Don't panic, it's a small scene]

Shen Qiuming: "... Tsk."

A boss is a boss, we are different.

When Shen Qiuming saw this sentence, he was basically sure that this classmate Chen Duxiu was a Chinese player. After all, all the Tianchao players were professional players, and the words were not surprising and endless.

After reviewing his memory, Shen Qiuming found that in his own memory, there are only a handful of breakthrough players in China who can use the operator Killer to hit "ricochet".

BQB's Xu team likes to show off this kind of coquettish operation, but the naming method of Bigfish does not conform to their team's...corporate culture characteristics, emoticons.

Then there is one remaining situation, this person may be a high-playing casual person who has not been poached by the e-sports team.

Shen Qiuming struggled for a while, and finally decided to finish the game of Rank first, otherwise he was afraid that he couldn't help but be crazy about Bigfish and their little broken team right now.

At the same time, the two players on the offensive side were also fooled by Bigfish's miraculous operation.

Dazzle never thought that the ghost bullet that cut off a third of his blood came from the old man above his head.

Reflexively, he put a gas bomb behind his back for cover, quickly rolled into a nearby ward, and then began to rage impotently in the chat box.

[[Full audience] BOOM, Dazzle: Sima, a dog and a man hanging on the wall]

"It started to output by mouth again."

Seeing the contents of the chat bar out of the corner of his eyes, Shen Qiuming sneered.

I can understand you talking about hanging on the wall, but you talking about dogs and men——

He glanced at his ID, then at the ID of the boss next door.

Fuck, don't say it really looks like a couple's name =_=

[[Full audience] BOOM, Dazzle: The whole family of CNM hanging on the wall killed an orphan suddenly]

Dazzle's trash talk fully demonstrated the hand speed that a professional player should have, scrolling one after another on the public screen.

As his former teammate, Shen Qiuming knew where Jiang Yao came from.

The Black Mirror anchor of the Yeluzi platform was born. He used to have a dirty mouth when playing games. It is common for the live broadcast room to be blocked.

After becoming a professional player, he thought he was superior to others, but he restrained himself a lot from talking trash, and put on a fake modesty.

However, Jiang Yao's mentality is actually quite unstable. As soon as he is disrupted by the opponent, his mentality collapses and he returns to his original nature. ".

When Shen Qiuming heard this name for the first time, he was smoking the butt of a cigarette, and suddenly laughed wildly, his throat was sore from the choking cigarette for a week.

He really admired how those black fans came up with such a long nickname. He wanted to give full marks but was afraid of being proud.

Obviously, those three ricochets just now strongly stimulated Jiang Yao's inflated mentality, and now he completely regards Bigfish as a god who cheats.

Shen Qiuming didn't care about his trash talk. He was afraid that his teammates would become unsteady when they were provoked, so he turned into a master of body strokes and played Black Mirror as a voice-activated game.

Unexpectedly, after Bigfish poked a message at him, he quickly turned over and went downstairs.

[[Team] Bigfish: Don't pay attention to him, the queen of ghosts]

Seeing that the other party suddenly took the time to comfort him briefly, Shen Qiuming felt a little flattered, and soon understood the meaning of the last three words.

The two of them split up to be careful of the female ghost coming in from behind to steal people.

It seems that his teammate has a stable mentality and has not been negatively affected by Dazzle at all.

[[Team] Littlebird: Got it, I'm too lazy to talk to him~]

Shen Qiuming has seen more trolls than melons after hitting the Black Mirror for so many years, and Jiang Yao's bad mouth at this level can't spoil his good attitude of being steady and skinny.

So he replied simply and playfully, so that his teammates could play the game with peace of mind.

Shen Qiuming did not choose to sit and wait to die at the door of the hostage room. Five seconds ago, the system had warned him that the two electromagnetic traps placed at the back door had been destroyed. He resolutely went up to the third floor and hung on the ceiling of the corresponding room.

The partition between the two rooms has been violently dismantled by Bigfish with a weapon to create a large hole and more than a dozen small holes, which are suitable for surprise attacks.

Shen Qiuming squatted down under a hospital bed in the upstairs room, aiming his gun at the area outside the hostage's room, but after ten seconds, there was no sign of the female ghost.

His keen sense of danger made him quickly adjust his viewing angle to scan the room on the third floor. At this moment, the female ghost broke through the window and shot into the room to cover himself and successfully invaded the interior.

The second after the opponent landed, Shen Qiuming detonated the electric shock device quickly.

The female ghost escaped two by moving flexibly, but was accidentally blown up by the third electromagnetic trap hidden in the flower pot and was stunned for two seconds.

Shen Qiuming took the opportunity to quickly move to the hidden spot on the right side of the bedside table, picked up the rifle and output wildly, while the female ghost quickly rolled down to the back of the storage cabinet and fired at it.

Shen Qiuming immediately moved to the back of the door panel, and was wiped by the opponent's two bullets to wipe out a quarter of the blood.The female ghost was not much better, and when she fell into a dizziness, she was shot several times firmly and only half a tube of blood remained.

Immediately afterwards, she was knocked out of the remaining [-] points of blood by the current trap hidden under the hospital bed, and with a three-second bleeding effect, Jingbu temporarily disappeared.

Shen Qiuming heard the female ghost's moving footsteps through the earphones and immediately determined Yooo's approximate location. He put his gun against the crack of the door and fired blindly without opening the mirror.

After being hit, the female ghost's blood bar dropped to a quarter. Not to be outdone, she raised her gun and pressed against the wall to violently attack Pika's hiding place.

Xu Zhouyang's marksmanship was still as terrifying as ever. Shen Qiuming was swept away by the bullets in the female ghost's gun and exploded one-third of his health.

Shen Qiuming didn't retreat but advanced, raising his gun while taking advantage of the obstacles was just a sniper.

Almost at this moment, the female ghost was caught off guard by the bullet and the remaining trace of blood was instantly cleared.

[[System] Killer of player Bigfish kills Gas of player BOOM and Dazzle]

[[System] Player Littlebird's Pika kills players BOOM and Yooo's Ghost]

[[System] The defender wins this game! 】

Shen Qiuming:?

Victory came so suddenly, like a tornado.