I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

The boyfriend you dumped six years ago came back from the other side of the ocean and is about to become your new teammate. What should you do?

Shen Qiuming, an older examinee, felt that this assignment was too difficult, so he might as well smoke a cigarette outside the examination room to calm down for a while.

The whole person is in a standard posture with a slightly trembling hand to light a cigarette.jpg.

Shen Qiuming didn't know what caused Luo Beichen to give up the HK club's million-dollar renewal contract and return to the Chinese competition from the North American division.

We all know that the HK team has advanced to the global finals for three consecutive years as the seed team of the season champion, which shows how strong it is in the North American division.

As for their KWC team...

Sudden sudden death when Qiang Shi was strong, and when Cai Shi was able to make a comeback, Wannian soil in the BCL division with a worrisome future was at the end of the crane.

Therefore, what my ex-boyfriend is doing right now is like a high-scoring student who gave up direct admission to Tsinghua University and Peking University, and turned his head and parachuted into a certain pheasant university.

Although, Captain Shen's comparison of his own team, which performed well in the regular season, to some kind of Pheasant University sounds like a bit of a fucking wickedness.

The crazy and self-deprecating Shen Qiuming managed to stop his cough, and after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't think about farting, but stayed there listening to his teammates blowing the rainbow fart of the new breakthrough player, making goose bumps all over his body.

Involuntarily recalling the handsome face of his ex-boyfriend in his mind, he screwed up the cap of the Coke bottle and threw it into the trash bin tiredly.

Playing ball, the rest of my appetite was also spoiled by my teammates.

Shen Qiuming rubbed the "awe-inspiring" hair on his arm, and planned to go back to the training room to give up the Internet addiction to the late-night players who were matched with him later.

On how to use pain transfer therapy, Peng is a professional.

"I'm exhausted, go back and play two ranks to exercise." Shen Qiuming stood up and yawned, and said something absent-minded to the others present.

After that, he strolled back to the training room alone, leaving behind a group of poor and happy teammates who were still talking about the glorious record of the God of Killing Kun in HK.

Sit back in your seat, turn on your computer and enter the Black Mirror account interface.

Shen Qiuming did not immediately log in to the professional player account, but skillfully entered the account password of the small Littlebird in seconds, checked the North American server and clicked to confirm.

In the next second, a full-level account named Littlebird popped up, and the miserable Diamond I icon hung under the ID in the upper right corner of the page.

Every professional player basically has one or two trumpets to practice operators or paddle for fish, and Shen Qiuming is no exception.

His league-specific professional account [KWC, Peng] had reached the highest master level in the US server some time ago, so there is no need to spend effort to continue scoring.

It’s the trumpet [Littlebird] that I use to catch fish every day, because I didn’t have time to score soon after the end of the Spring Split, and the points are pitifully low. If I don’t rush to the ladder, I guess I will soon fall into the platinum hell where there are as many rookies as dogs and teammates. went.

The ranks of Black Mirror from low to high are bronze, silver, platinum, diamond, and grandmaster. Among them, the first four levels are divided into five levels from I to V, which are symbols specially used to show personal strength and achievements to the outside world.

In order to prevent high-level players from scoring in low-end games, or professional players from entering the fish pond game when the ranking is cleared at the beginning of the new season, the game system is set to only select players of the same level to be matched. .

At the same time, it will also select teammates and opponents with similar strengths for players through data such as the KAST index, hidden winning rate, and headshot rate in the background.

So even if it fell to Drill Ⅰ now, because Littlebird's backstage hidden data is too good, the system still brewed for more than ten seconds before the little bird could be matched with a teammate.

Immediately after the teleportation page begins to load the game.

[Player Littlebird is ready to enter the game]

[Player Bigfish is ready to enter the game]

[Player BOOM and Yooo are ready to enter the game]

【Player BOOM and Dazzle are ready to enter the game】

"My day-"

The moment Shen Qiuming saw the battle list, his scalp went numb, and he subconsciously uttered a classic national curse.

He knew that there must be other players playing Rank in the middle of the night. Nine out of ten players in the professional circle were night owls who broke the law after the founding of the People's Republic of China.

But Shen Qiuming never expected that these two old acquaintances of BOOM would stay in the humble position of Drilling I just like him.

BOOM, the top seed team in the country, has always had the team motto of ranking as long as it is not dead. Because it has been known for its rough play of blasting and demolition in past games, it is nicknamed Pai Daxing by fans. clan.

Explosions are art, and art is Patrick.

Shen Qiuming's attitude towards the BOOM team is a bit subtle. Speaking of which, he should have been a member of them three years ago.

At that time, Dazzle and Peng were still teammates, playing in an unknown team. After the team owner went bankrupt, he could only sell the players in the club, and BOOM was the number one buyer.

A veteran of BOOM's starting lineup is about to retire. Through the strong recommendation of his own jungler Yooo, the coaching staff took a fancy to Peng, a player who is good at controlling the field.

The top management of the BOOM club discussed on twitter for a week, and finally settled on an agent to negotiate the contract.

Shen Qiuming received a Morning Call from Xu Zhouyang the next day.

The child on the other side of the phone screamed excitedly, "Brother Shen, you will be my new teammate soon hahahaha!"

Little fan Le Dian Le Dian thinks about the future, "Why don't we share the same room, hee hee hee, get on my bed and walk against the wall~"

After turning on the hands-free, the voice sounded like a hundred amplifiers had been added, which made his sleepy brain buzz, wondering if this child was the reincarnation of Mrs. Le Chicken Essence.

Shen Qiuming clutched the Tianling Gai, and turned over in pain, "I can't afford the fare, why don't you spend a little more effort to send a happy reunion a thousand miles away?"

Xu Zhouyang: "..."

There is no need to say something.

The clubs of the two sides quickly reached a preliminary agreement.

Although the boss intentionally asked HR to choose a few more players to take away together, it's a pity that they didn't like it at all.

Shen Qiuming received the notice in advance and started to clean up the rags in his house, preparing to transfer to a new club after signing the contract.

As a result, inside circles suddenly spread the next day that BOOM was going to sign field controller Peng, causing his transfer fee to be maliciously inflated by several Black Mirror teams who had been playing in the first class all year round.

Anyway, the boss didn't mind making more money after going bankrupt, so he increased Peng's transfer fee by 30.00%, which made BOOM, who had already negotiated a contract with him, turn his face on the spot.

Not wanting to pay this extra money, the manager of the BOOM team signed the lower-priced jungler Dazzle, Jiang Yao.

Shen Qiuming, who had been mistreated by his old club, turned into a cabbage that no one took over, and he was at a loss with his luggage.

Until the end of the transfer period, he was accidentally contacted by the manager of the KWC team. After the meeting, Boss Xia readily bought it back with free shipping and became a substitute for the first team.

Xu Zhouyang from BOOM heard that his male god had a new destination, and while he was happy for Shen Qiuming, he was still quite upset.

He quietly hid in the room and made a phone call: "WaibiWaibi, is Brother Shen there? Brother Chen, that seat was originally yours, okay?"

"That stingy manager knows how to sign Jiang Yao with a hammer. We are not a kitchen garbage recycling bin, why do we stuff all leftovers in there!"

Xu Zhouyang complained to Shen Qiuming angrily on his mobile phone, making no secret of his dislike for his new teammate who took a big advantage.

"Little Yang Yang, calm down, I'm staying in KWC as a substitute, eating and drinking, and there's nothing wrong with sponsoring my father's wealth."

On the other end of the phone, Uncle Shen was squatting on the balcony, and after lighting a cigarette casually, he calmly comforted him.

If it is said that the turmoil during the transfer period has nothing to do with Jiang Yao, Shen Qiuming, who has been in the e-sports circle for many years, does not believe it at all.

But after this scandal became popular, even the Black Mirror officials tried their best to suppress the heat, so he didn't bother to get to the bottom of it.

For Shen Qiuming, who was desperate at the time, the truth was not important. In the end, it was better to be a substitute in KWC than to be a homeless person. At least the distance between the bench next to the drinking fountain and the stadium was closer than that of the audience.

Xu Zhouyang, on the other hand, always refused to listen to it willfully, and recited the scriptures bluntly.

He blatantly skipped the welcome party for his new teammates, rode arrogantly on the little sheep in the garage of the base and drove downstairs to the KWC club, and called the male god out to get drunk at night.

Little friend Xu entered the bar with a stinky face, took out strawberry milk from his backpack, tied it with a straw, took a sip, and turned into a grumpy old man rapping online.

"Brother Shen, you really don't know how intimate that Shabi manager and Jiang Glass are laughing in the base!"

"One is stingy and the other is a badass, why don't they make a debut team as a CP!"

"I thought that one shot would save two bullets, thank God!"

"Hum!"

Shen Qiuming, who was sitting opposite, carefully browsed the price list for 5 minutes, and finally ordered a glass of the cheapest lemonade cruelly under the impatient eyes of the waiter.

He handed the menu to the waiter, and said unhurriedly: "It depends on what kind of situation you want to choose, little friend Yang Yang, if you lose, you will be hospitalized, if you win, you will go to jail."

Xu Zhouyang: "..."

No matter how fucked up the process was, the end result was Dazzle going to BOOM and Peng going to KWC.

At that time, it seemed that Shen Qiuming couldn't compete with Jiang Yao at all.

A round-off relegation team, and a permanent seed team in the top four in the country.

It's just that in the next new season, the KWC team, which is regarded as being taken advantage of by the e-sports circle, was suspended for playing a monster before the start of the game.

Shen Qiuming, the long-time part-time drinking fountain manager's substitute, finally got his chance to play.

Since then, the dual-core play style led by Peng and Deer has made the team see the gods and kill the gods all the way, and achieved an extremely brilliant record in the BPL competition area, making countless players call BOOM fooled.

The KWC team fell silent again until the breakthrough player Deer retired and a team of players was changed. However, the famous Pai Daxing rollover accident full of drama is still talked about in the circle.

But at this moment, Shen Qiuming looked at the two accounts of Yooo and Dazzle displayed by the system, and couldn't hold back his joy, laughing until his ears went numb.

Eighty-nine times out of ten, it was BOOM's sub-team who feared the world would not be chaotic and pulled these two discordant enemies together to form a team to play in the rankings, and also called it to increase the love of teammates.

The two thought that the organization had arranged for a Maserati, but when the old driver started the accelerator, they realized that something was wrong——

It turned out that without anyone noticing, I got into the hearse driven by my deadly enemy.

Then it is estimated that they tortured each other and fell to drill one.

The system loading is complete, and the operator selection interface appears on the screen.

This Shen Qiuming is still struggling with what operator to use to cooperate with this unlucky teammate. The Bigfish who was randomly matched next door has already unlocked Killer, the first brother of the black mirror, in seconds.

Killer is the most powerful operator in Black Mirror.

Because he is a killer who lacks a sense of security, the weapons he uses are very powerful, and he is especially easy to accidentally injure his teammates and hostages. He is nicknamed "Uncle".

Players of the same faction in the game can attack each other or harm hostages.

If the operator Killer accidentally injures the hostage, it will also trigger his nervous laughter. I don’t know if he is laughing at the cowardly hostages or the handicapped controller.

Countless players who have entered the pit are attracted by the setting of the second burst in "Uncle", and are also quickly persuaded by his difficult operation requirements. Generally, they will not pick this operator when they are on the top of the Rank.

So when Shen Qiuming glanced at the operator lock bar of Bigfish's frame, he was stunned for a moment, and he didn't expect that the teammate next door would pick Killer in seconds.

Players on the same team in the black mirror can talk, but Shen Qiuming originally used the trumpet to play rank, in order to prevent the voice from being recognized by the matched road, he simply turned off the mic.

And Bigfish also made the same choice, so the two became a pair of dumb combinations.

Fearing that his teammates would shake their hands and choose the wrong one, Shen Qiuming took the method of typing to chat with each other in private.

[Littlebird:? 】

[Bigfish: 1]

The big brother next door replied with a 1 in seconds, which means there is no problem.

"Oh Huo", he held his chin and hesitated for a few seconds.

He thought that since this teammate had the ability to spy on three professional players, he estimated that the hidden scores in the background data were quite high, but he didn't know if they were professional players or just casual players.

If the opponent is a casual person, you have to pay attention.

Thinking of this, the man's long and narrow peach eyes narrowed into a sly arc.

He excitedly licked his dry lips, moved the mouse quickly and clicked to unlock Pika, an operator who could control some circuits.

It's a mule or a horse, let's pull it out first.