I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

In 2015, the No.1 shooting game "Black Mirror" developed by the well-known game maker "Broccoli" came out.

The background of the game is a United Nations secret anti-terrorist team called "Black Mirror", which has assembled [-] elite operators from different special forces in various countries.

In each anti-terrorist activity, players will choose any operator to compete with other players online, and can choose PVE and PVP modes independently, each mode has its own characteristics.

With its exquisite painting style modeling and semi-open sandbox world, the sales volume of "Black Mirror" surged to more than one million in the second year after its release, and the number of players worldwide has reached 6000 million.

Due to its good market prospects, "Broccoli" organized and held the first "Black Mirror" global professional league in 2020, which is the S1 season of BPL.

Since then, various e-sports industries related to "Black Mirror" have begun to flourish, and clubs and professional players have sprung up like mushrooms after rain.

At the same time, it also set off a new round of carnival in countless live platform game areas.

——Excerpt from "Black Mirror Chapter of "Broccoli" Company Game Chronicle"

When Boss Xia said that the team was about to transfer a new teammate to serve as a breakthrough player, Shen Qiuming was about to turn over the piece of pork belly on the grill.

Recently, the manager Tang Sen went on a business trip for some unknown reason. After he left, all the players in the first team looked like grandchildren released from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain. After 500 years of suffering, their mother finally waited for this day.

But even if they don't have a manager like an old lady nagging in their ears all day long, they don't have the guts to really ride Pippi Shrimp to be lawless.

The two most naughty artists in the team are bold enough to secretly encourage Boss Xia, a fan of the coach and sponsor of the team, to give him some unique skills.

So this rather subtle scene now appeared——

The night was dark and windy, and in the middle of the night, the first team members, head coach and young sponsors of the KWC team got together to set up a barbecue grill in the back garden of the base to cook skewers.

Also no one.

After hearing the explosive news announced by the boss with great enthusiasm, Shen Qiuming, the captain, said "Oh" without changing his expression. Come to the sense of fate.

Since Lu Shen retired as a coach, the first team has changed several rounds of breakthrough players, and none of them can withstand the unrestrained style of play of Shepi's teammates and the small mouth of the captain.

The previous breakthrough player of the KWC team was a well-known Black Mirror anchor on a live broadcast platform. After being signed by the club, he spent all day in the base without doing business.

Due to the frantic killing of the spring game, Shen Qiuming was sprayed into autism. After the end of the season, he retired at the speed of light without any regrets. He went back and resumed his old career. By the way, he bragged a few words in the live broadcast room, "Those years when I was a professional player ".

At that time, it was thanks to the second team's breakthrough player who came off the bench as a substitute that he didn't lose the chain temporarily.

It is precisely because of this that as soon as the official rankings came out last season, the KWC team's points were so bad that they could not be seen directly among the BPL teams in the country, and they were half a foot away from falling into the ranks of the relegation team. team".

If KWC wants to make a comeback in this summer game, it is bound to need to add a top breakthrough player to the starting lineup.

But the immature youth training camp has not yet reached its peak, and well-known domestic professional players have long been snatched up by other clubs or reached an agreement privately. The remaining strength is uneven, and it is really powerless.

Shen Qiuming was thinking about where the boss who was stupid and rich got a little Mengxin to rub against the floor for him, and he didn't forget to slap the one that Ruan Nuonuo sneaked over. Little fat hand.

The sneak attack failed but was injured. The small eyes of the jungler Panda immediately became very sad. Adhering to the concept of not losing money, he quickly snatched a bunch of rice cakes on the barbecue grill, and taught him how to exchange one for one with precision off the field.

In the end, I don’t know which unscrupulous thing has a layer of mustard on the back. Ruan Nuonuo’s face turned green when he ate it in one bite. .

As expected of a professional player from the Audition Company, the dancing posture he danced at first glance was really fucking impressive.

Through the crocodile tears stimulated by the mustard sauce, Ruan Nuonuo cried out about the captain's ruthlessness, "Brother Shen, you really don't love me anymore! I used to call someone Xiao Tiantian when I asked people to put explosives, but now I'm old and yellow. You don't even deserve to own meat!"

As he spoke, he took out a tissue and woke up, crying, "Shen Beicheng, you are such a cruel man!"

Shen Qiuming on the other end was calm and fleshy just watching Ruan Wu Wang's hot-eyed awkward dance, not at all moved by the other party's enchanting dancing posture.

After eating the meat with relish, Shen Qiuming licked the corner of his mouth, and solemnly handed the stick in his hand to Ruan Nuonuo, "Go away, I think you must be a martial arts genius—"

"This one-sword 999 ancestral dragon-slaying sword is destined for you in this life, so I will reluctantly give it to you!"

The corner of Ruan Nuonuo's mouth twitched slightly, "Brother Shen, no one in our team knows you are an old charlatan."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Shen Qiuming said without changing his expression, "If you dare to spread rumors again that I'm a scumbag, I'll blow your head off."

Threatened by the team bully with a headshot, Ruan Nuonuo reluctantly threw the bamboo stick into the trash can, and slapped the table in grief and indignation, "Brother Shen, I advise you to be kind, don't force me to be barbaric."

Shen Qiuming was immediately amused when he heard it: "In order to protect the eyes of other team members, I, as the captain, very formally and clearly refuse you to wander around in the base wearing a sexy wild cat bikini."

Jiang Yibei, the sniper in the team, was grilling squid skewers for his younger brother at the moment. After imagining the picture of Ruan Nuonuo wearing a little wild cat bikini, he was so scared that the bamboo skewers in his hand almost fell off.

He couldn't help making a sound of presence, "Stop, we obviously don't have the money to buy costumes, why do you still have the money to afford Pinru's clothes?"

Jiang Yinan, the youngest assistant in the team, smiled and yelled at the coach, "God Lu, the chicken coop will soon be unable to hold brother Shen and Gun Gun, so don't worry about it."

The coach Deer, who has experienced many battles, has never seen such a storm, and his mentality is stable. He calmly raised the skewer in his hand: "So do you eat grilled corn?"

Boss Xia hastily stretched out his hand to signal him, "I'll eat it! Give it to me, the male god!"

No one dared to compete with the sponsor's father for food. Boss Xia successfully took the corn on the cob from her boyfriend, feeling very happy.

Then he said to these contestants: "By the way, did you all listen to what I just said? I mean it seriously?"

At this time, the players in the first team were frantically fighting for the barbecue on the barbecue grill, and they all stopped when they heard the boss's words.

Shen Qiuming quickly lifted the last piece of barbecued meat away with quick eyes, and slowly put the meat into his mouth with an extremely deliberate slow motion.

Ah, so fragrant.

After successfully pulling up the hatred value of the first team, Shen Qiuming slumped back into the bamboo chair like a master, speaking in a rather lazy tone, "Old Xia."

Boss Xia glanced at him, "Well?"

Shen Qiuming held his chin and said casually, "Isn't it just that a new breakthrough player is coming? Do we want to set off a dozen strings of firecrackers at the door to celebrate and add a new season of sand sculptures to the emoji team next door?"

Boss Xia: "..."

"Boss, don't get excited," Ruan Nuonuo patted the patron's father on the shoulder, not distractingly comforting him, "Iron-strengthening breakthrough position, isn't this the corporate culture of our KWC."

Boss Xia: "..."

Fuck your corporate culture! ! !

Jiang Yinan took the squid handed by his brother, with an uncontrollable schadenfreude on his face, "Here's a newcomer, I hope this unlucky breakthrough player doesn't come over, and he will be bullied and cried by brother Wuli Shen before the summer games start."

Hearing this, Shen Qiuming raised his eyes and glanced at him, with a half-smile, "Oh? Am I this kind of person? Is there something wrong?"

With an extremely strong desire to survive, Jiang Yibei slapped Jiang Yinan's dog's head fiercely, and forced his silly brother to stuff a string of eggplants, finally blocking his spitting little mouth.

After making sure that his younger brother would not be able to speak for a short time, Jiang Yibei said helplessly to the captain, "Brother Shen, you know that my stupid younger brother has a bad brain, and it's common for his mouth to twitch."

Shen Qiuming looked at Jiang Yinan seriously, "Then buy him more Lego supplements. No wonder he looks like he just graduated from a kindergarten class. It makes me feel guilty of abducting and trafficking children."

Swallowing his mouthful of food with difficulty, the little man who lowered the average height of the team quietly retorted dissatisfiedly, "Hmph, you know nothing!"

What can I do, I don't want to go out like this and pretend to be a duck!

"So you really don't wonder who this new breakthrough player is? I offered a huge sum of money to win him out of thousands of troops!"

The young sponsor father of KWC was worried about his group of problem children, but found that they didn't seem to appreciate it at all.

Shen Qiuming raised the corners of his lips, gave a low laugh, and said in a daze, "Boss Xia, why don't you just negotiate a contract and act like you're taking the dog's head from the enemy's neck from [-] miles away?"

Deer coughed lightly, "Old Shen, Xiao Xia is also the owner of the club—"

With the help of her boyfriend, Boss Xia's eyes lit up immediately, and he said aggrievedly, "Lu Lu, brother Kangkang Chen, he can't help but take the lead in bullying the boss who is in charge of the meal again!"

Deer patted him down, and said calmly to Shen Qiuming, "Your boss can only be bullied by someone, and you don't know what to do, or do you want the boss's man to work overtime for you in advance?"

After that, Deer squinted his eyes and smiled inexplicably. The smile was as gentle as usual, but it made people feel a chilly wind passing through the bones inexplicably.

Everyone: "..."

Seemingly emphasizing discipline within the team is actually swearing his father's sovereignty.

Even if your deer god retires, you are still your deer god.

Shen Qiuming surrendered in seconds, made a zipper shutting gesture, took a can of happy fat house water from the small wooden table and unscrewed it, raised his head and prepared to take a sip to relieve his mouthful of taste.

Being hit by the players of his own club one after another, the sponsor's father was disheartened and gave up on continuing to play tricks.

Boss Xia drooped his head, and said listlessly: "Your new teammate is Kun, the breakthrough player of the former US e-sports giant HK team."

"Fuck, Lao Xia, are you kidding? That legendary hot killer is going to transfer to our half-dead team?"

"Fuck, the new breakthrough is that guy from HK, the violent demolition star Kun? Lao Xia, are you really not bankrupt? Don't scare me, I'm cowardly!"

"Damn Xia, what did you just say was the god-killing Kun who put HK's original starting breakthrough player Emperor on the bench of the drinking fountain and didn't stand up for two seasons?"

The moment the boss announced the ID of the new teammate, three exclamations rang out.

Except for Shen Qiuming, the other players collectively blew up the pot, and instantly regarded their club as a large-scale marmot breeding, and then watched in shock the shocking unique skill of Captain Que De choking out happy water.

Ruan Nuonuo, who was closest to him, was suddenly attacked. He relied on gold to predict the position of bronze, and his sleeves were blurred. Swallowed it back.

The unlucky jungler choked up and said to his captain, "This is the new clothes I just bought last month. Brother Shen, do you think this is considered a work-related injury?"

Shen Qiuming coughed so loudly that he didn't forget to give Ruan Nuonuo a roll of his eyes, he took a short breath and said "forget it" concisely, and then continued to cough so heartbreakingly.

Jiang Yinan, who was next to him, trembled in fright when he saw this, and almost pulled out his mobile phone to dial the emergency number for the sow's postpartum care, and asked someone to take his team leader away.

Seeing that the expected sensational effect had finally been achieved, Boss Xia immediately regained his spirits.

He suppressed the smile that was about to overflow in his throat, and pretended to be calm and said to Shen Qiuming: "Well, brother Shen, although Kun is indeed very famous in the North American competition, you shouldn't be so excited, right?"

Afterwards, Boss Xia waved his hands on the ground in a godlike way, telling all the contestants present to give me a damn focus.

The boss is rich, don't panic.

The corner of Shen Qiuming's mouth twitched when he heard this.

He thought to himself, why not get excited.

To be able to hear the fucking news that "the ex-boyfriend who was dumped by me six years ago and couldn't get high is now the new breakout player in his small team"... What a fucking dog I have my heart.

At this time, Boss Xia made another precise knife——

"That's right, Brother Tang, your manager, set off yesterday to pick him up at the HK club in North America, and probably the day after tomorrow he will be able to bring back your Treasure Breaker, aren't you happy?"

The other teammates said in unison like a chicken blood: "Happy, the thief is so happy!!! The boss is awesome!!! The boss is the strongest in the world!!!"

Shen Qiuming: "..."

Only Captain Shen remained silent.

At this moment, there was no wave of joy in his heart, and he even raised his finger subconsciously to a certain place in fear... The result was naturally empty.

Shen Qiuming glanced at the hand, lowered his eyelids, and clicked his tongue inexplicably.

God damn treasure breakthrough hands.

God fucking ex-boyfriend.

God fucking new teammates.

The way of heaven is good for reincarnation, who will the heaven forgive?

Should.

……

That night, Brother Tang, the manager of the KWC team, received a text message from Captain Shen: Brother Tang, is it still too late to apply for the withdrawal statement?

Townsend:? ? ?

Did you group of unlucky kids go crazy drinking at the base while I was away?

The author says:

1. Original FPS game, I have referred to some gameplays, it is normal to be familiar, and you can understand it without playing the game

2. E-sports biscuits, long stories are slow to heat up, full of flamboyant talk, pay attention to drinking water

3. Overhead plane, all characters are original, do not substitute

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[tip] Team KWC.

Captain Shen Qiuming, Peng, Shou (accent)

Playing wild Ruan Nuonuo, Panda.

Assisting Jiang Yinan, South.

Sniper Jiang Yibei, North.

Manager Townsend.

Coach Deer (Deer God).

The boss of the team is named Xia.

(Coming Soon) Breakthrough players Luo Beichen, Kun, Gong (accent)