I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

Despite being coldly and decisively rejected by Bigfish, Yooo did not choose to give up the treatment.

[[Audience] BOOM, Yooo: Let's eat Amway, Miss! 】

[[Full] BOOM, Yooo: Black Mirror's e-sports giants in the S5 Spring Championship and S6 Summer Championship, the base duplex three-story package includes food, accommodation, fitness, five insurances and one gold. The BOOM team warmly welcomes you to join ! 】

[[Audience] BOOM, Yooo: Our slogan is - Art is Patrick! 】

[[Full audience] BOOM, Yooo: As long as you join the team, a boyfriend or something organization will give you a package! ! !If you're not handsome, let's change it! ! ! 】

"..."

Shen Qiuming fell into a short thought in front of the screen.

He didn't understand what kind of hot chicken training the innocent and lovely Xu Zhouyang had received in BOOM, so that he was now acting like a fifty-cent sailor, backhandedly making a fortune with a small Amway advertisement.

But no matter what, it's a bit too fucking arrogant to dare to goug under his nose so blatantly, kid Yang Yang!

Completely forgetting that his teammates clearly claimed to be Peng's black fan, Shen Qiuming raised his eyebrows, and tapped the mechanical keyboard with his ten fingers, preparing to say something.

At this time, the boss who was forcibly swallowed by Amway silenced the other party in the next few sentences, and he was as calm as a mountain.

[[All audience] Bigfish: Not Miss Sister]

[[All audience] Yooo: Ah, that little brother is more convenient!Our whole team are little brothers! 】

[[All audience] Bigfish: gay]

[[Full audience] Yooo:? ? ? 】

[[Audience] Bigfish: I heard that you will assign a boyfriend? 】

【[All] Yooo:...】

No, no, no, no, no, no, don't talk nonsense!Our captain knew that the cliff was going to kill me!I still want to play for two more years, please let me go!

[[All] Yooo: Manually retract a comment]

[[Full audience] Bigfish: Hehe]

Shen Qiuming, who watched the whole process, just wanted to applaud his teammates again and again: "Why didn't the ten-year cold window freeze you to death?"

Not everyone can be calm enough to refuse the invitation of a starting member of an e-sports giant to join the team.

Although Yooo's tone seemed to be joking and unserious, Shen Qiuming knew that once Xu Zhouyang could say such a thing, it at least showed that he really wanted to pull Bigfish into his team.

The opponent's individual combat strength is obvious to all three of them.

Leaving aside other things for the time being, his micromanagement skills of beating Dazzle to a half in the opening move are enough to reach the level of professional players.

In addition, he won both rounds as a common operator with a broken point, and he might be a talented breakthrough player in the future. He is simply the long-awaited dream partner of BOOM who is following the path of demolition and relocation.

But looking at Bigfish's reply to Xu Zhouyang's teasing words, it seems that he is not interested in the olive branch thrown at him.

In fact, it is very rare to receive a signing invitation from the BOOM club. There used to be a large number of young players in China who wanted to join this famous team.

Until now, there is still such a classic stalk circulating in the e-sports circle: From player to professional player, from "I can" to "persuade you", all you need is a devil youth training camp of Team BOOM, you are worth having.

So even Shen Qiuming felt that he was too damn lucky when he learned that he was about to be signed.

[[Full audience] BOOM, Dazzle: Hanging on the wall is hanging on the wall. If you don’t have the guts to play real guns with professional players, you’d rather be a dead gay and pretend to be a coward. mlgbd is disgusting.]

Before Yooo could say a few more words, Dazzle, who had been pretending to be dead for a long time, finally brushed his sense of existence angrily, and as a result, he opened his mouth full of unsightly obscenities.

"Hey, is it embarrassing to go to the hospital to treat bad breath?"

Shen Qiuming thought coldly about how to effectively kill the opponent, and he didn't forget to break open the wall of the design room on the third floor so that it could communicate with the command room next door so that he could snipe the enemy from the window.

【[Team] Bigfish: Follow me】

Bigfish seemed to completely shield Dazzle's various taunts, but told Littlebird to keep up with him. After all, Doctor as a crispy support is a very easy target to be attacked.

Immediately after receiving the news, the beautiful therapist picked up the gun with her long legs, and obediently squatted behind her teammates.

Through the headphones, Shen Qiuming heard the sound of Dazzle's crackling wall demolition and messy footsteps downstairs, and he could vaguely discern that he was the only one on the bottom floor.

Dazzle's approximate location is not difficult to determine, but where his teammate Yooo will crouch for a sneak attack is the real tricky question.

The operator Mute's weapon is a shotgun equipped with a special silencer. Since the silencer of this gun can be switched on and off at any time, many big players who play Mute like to rely on this magical setting to make some reckless players Cheat out and give away the head.

Yooo happens to be a professional player who likes to use mufflers to trap enemies on the field, so when Shen Qiuming heard the crisp gunshot on the stairs on the second floor, he hesitated for half a second, wondering if he should remind his teammates to go there. while walking.

Just when he was wavering, he accidentally received a message from the other party.

[[Team] Bigfish: pw]

stop, wait for me.

Shen Qiuming raised his eyebrows slightly when he saw these two letters.

This teammate knows him well.

[[Team] Littlebird: np]

no problem.

Bigfish gestured to his teammates to set up a gun on the window on the third floor for defense, and then hung a rope on the window sill and slid downstairs to investigate the enemy.

He hung out the window and threw a flashbang towards the stairs. After a burst of gunshots came from inside, he quickly moved to the side door to make a surprise attack and then opened the mirror and fired five consecutive shots. Mute's blood bar immediately collapsed to three-quarters.

Beat, with its heat sensor turned on, is not affected by the flash bombs. Instead, it sees half of the thermal image of Mute hiding under the table in the meeting room next to the stairs through the gun scope in the glare of the glare.

He immediately shot the red and yellow target in the frame and shot Mute in the back. The other side had to bite the bullet and forcefully shoot to cover, and quickly rolled into the conference room to avoid the rain of bullets.

At this time, Mute's blood line has dropped to a critical point. The iron door he used to cover was completely smashed by the opponent and is half-hanging precariously at the door. When Beat was shot in the chest by Mute's precise marksmanship, the blood bar It also dropped to 30.00% five.

Just when Bigfish saw the timing and was about to rush into the conference hall to deal with the bloody Mute, the late Killer bombarded him indiscriminately with the help of the high fire output of the submachine gun.

The keen sense of danger made the Doctor lean out from upstairs and throw a smoke bomb into the corridor to cover the evacuation of his teammates in time.

Relying on coquettish positioning, Bigfish forcibly walked between the two enemies in the next 2 minutes, and forcibly harvested Mute's head when the blood bar was about to reach the killing line.

After taking the first blood, he jumped out of the window calmly, and slipped back to the third floor along the rope to let his therapist give him a big blood.

At the same time, the system prompts to update in the upper right corner.

[[System] Player Bigfish's Beat kills player BOOM, Yooo's Mute]

Shen Qiuming controlled the Doctor to give a shot of adrenaline to the teammate who had just poked his head out of the window with quick eyes and hands. He pulled back half of the opponent's remaining blood in an instant, and then he couldn't help boasting.

[[Team] Littlebird: Bloodshot anti-kill 666, everyone gave me dizzy]

[[Team] Bigfish: Starfish]

Shen Qiuming: "..."

Old Tie, Hong Kong Zhen, you are such a cute Yazi who is so cute when you say nothing.

I am so cute (≧▽≦)/

Bigfish let the therapist hide in a relatively secluded design room and went to the command room next door to wait for Killer to come up. Almost at the same time, the other party burst in from the window of the third-floor corridor and fired at the room.

Beat cautiously moved to the door of the command room and exposed half of the gun barrel. At this time, the thermal imaging in the field of vision had scanned half of Killer's footsteps, but he still positioned the gun leisurely and waited for the best opportunity.

But this time, Killer didn't continue to approach as he wished, instead he suddenly turned and walked towards the small design room where the Doctor was.

If he entered the command room recklessly at this time, even Shen Qiuming would start to wonder if his old club had forgotten to pay the IQ fee when he signed Jiang Yao, causing his brain to shut down.

Beat was not particularly anxious when he saw Killer's actions. He carefully pointed the gun at the half hole connecting the command room and the design room.

Shen Qiuming, who was an old fritter, didn't seem to be flustered again.

The Doctor quietly shifted to the back of the glass cabinet when the sound of Killer's footsteps approached the door, and quickly fired after the half of Killer's figure appeared.

Shen Qiuming knew that although Dazzle was reckless, he would never expose such a critical part of his head, so he chose to strike first.

Besides, Bigfish will definitely support the opponent at any time, so there is nothing to worry about.

Even he didn't know why he instinctively had an extraordinary sense of trust in this unknown teammate.

In the next second, Doctor and Killer clashed passionately.

Killer relied on his superiority in firepower to force the healer into retreat. Just as the healer was about to be taken away by him, Beat's bullets suddenly shot in from behind.

Killer could only forcibly dodge a wave, but the Doctor gave him a shot of adrenaline at the right time, so that the plummeting blood volume returned to a quarter of normal.

In the end, the poor little Killer was beaten by Doctor and Beat, a pair of mixed doubles for 5 minutes.

However, under Littlebird's shameless touting of cute rainbow farts, Bigfish reluctantly gave up the head to his teammates.

Shen Qiuming took a deep breath, rubbed his palms vigorously before putting his fingers back on the mechanical keyboard.

He's fucking going to let Dazzle, that bitch, experience the puny humiliation of a medical jerk today.

[[Full audience] Littlebird: What is the wall hanging? 】

[[Full audience] Littlebird: Please show some face, don't lower the average level of professional players in the country, OK?I peck the rice out of the chicken on the keyboard, and the way I move it is more coquettish than you]

[[Full audience] Littlebird: What's wrong with the gays? Can't the gays play Black Mirror? Can't the gays be so skilled that they can abuse you like a dog? Have the gays eaten your rice? ? ? 】

[[Full audience] Littlebird: I just like my darling, gaygay, what’s wrong with me, this is called fun, how can you understand, Keke]

[[Full audience] Littlebird: Tap on the blackboard to draw key points——]

[[Full audience] Littlebird: E-sports, food is the original sin]

[[Full audience] Littlebird: How can there be so much time for you to push, love to play or not to roll]

[[All audience] Littlebird: Understand? 】

There are so many hot-eyed trash talk by Jiang Yao in the chat channel, even if Shen Qiuming doesn't really take it to heart, he always feels it's an eyesore.

At this moment, the aggrieved feeling he had accumulated from the last round finally vented out all at once, and he felt refreshed all over, and he couldn't control the agitation of wanting to let go of himself.

[[System] Player Littlebird's Doctor kills player BOOM, Dazzle's Killer]

[[System] Players Bigfish and Littlebird win this round! 】