I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

Since they told the audience that they want to spend their honeymoon, Xiaoyaoyou couple (...) simply arranged the 2v2 mode directly.

Since the two parties both use a large size during the live broadcast, and the rankings are both masters, it is very easy to blindly spy on other professional players.

So when I saw the very familiar Peng in the team column on the opposite side, and Kun, who recently caused quite a stir in the circle...

The first action ELM's jungler Tofu wanted to do was to get up and unplug the network cable.

Once the network cable is pulled out, the two gods will go to hell.

The spicy chicken system, it's better to match him with the good friends of the MT next door!

At least the two teams have been in love with each other for many years, and the players usually see each other without looking up, and they are so familiar that just blowing a kiss to them can put a basket of water on them.

But now he is meeting these two fathers, and he needs to find his own family to help Jing Jing.

Tofu is not live broadcasting at the moment, but is scoring points with the team's support duo. The dawn of victory is ahead, and if you win another game, you will be able to return to the Black Mirror master.

They thought they could get home by rolling two laps ahead.

It turned out that the gatekeepers were two Godzillas.

After being found out by the captain, he would pound the table and laugh haha.

System, my day. Your mother! ! !

He turned his head and glanced at Jinger, the support on the opposite table, trying to find a sense of security from his teammates.

At this time, the other party also raised his head and looked at him without saying a word, with deep affection.

The two contestants looked at each other passionately, and quickly exchanged glances with each other.

Tofu: Brother Jing, unplug the network cable?

Jinger: You are paralyzed, did you not wash your hands before playing ranked at night?

Tofu: Hey, I couldn't resist going to the intersection to eat a box of stinky tofu.

Jinger: You hammer, go show yourself cute and let them release the water.

Tofu: Aw, got it.

After making eye contact, Tofu pursed his lips, thinking about how to start to display his soul acting skills next.

And after finishing this round, he must first set his irritable brother Jing as the captain (crying).

Who told him that "Joint with wild assistants, one dies and one gets free", come out and get beaten!

So during the time when the system was loading into the bp interface, the chat bar in the lower right corner was temporarily contracted by ELM's jungler, and the other party frantically typed to refresh messages.

[[Full audience] ELM, Tofu: pppppppp God, just one, you ball, just one! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[[All audience] ELM, Tofu: kkkkkkkk God, I am still a child, just put some water to save the child, good people will be safe in life! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[[Full audience] ELM, Tofu: I am weak and helpless, but I can eat, and I can also beep, but I can’t catch people. The captain’s cat catches more mice than me in the base. 】

[[Full audience] ELM, Tofu: 16-year-old jungler wants to become a master, give me a chicken meeting, dads! ! ! ! ! 】

Seeing Tofu's message swiping the screen, Shen Qiuming's mouth twitched: "I'm sorry, I slipped my hand just now and got ranked."

In fact, he originally wanted to go to the leisure game to mess around with the live broadcast time to molest his wife, but he probably didn't pay attention just now, so he tapped the ranking game with a twitch of his hand.

【We don't mind hhhhh】

【Congratulations to God P, God K, happy to be a father on the wedding night】

[Congratulations to Mrs. He Xi, Mrs. Ning looks like she is pregnant with a stinky tofu]

[God P, let’s abort the fetus, I smell like stinky tofu before it’s born, I’ll pay for the abortion fee]

[Wait, why do you say that I, P God, is pregnant? ? ? ? 】

【Oh, let's bet on an abortion fee, my P God is below】

[Sister, I add a one-month package, God K will give me a rush]

【Keke, haven't you seen God P taking a mouthful of a wife? I'll pack a box of Oral Solution for Mrs. God. P God is 111111】

[Upstairs, let me know about the women's bosses who were older than you who were pulled out in those years? 】

"Hey, hey, it's ok for you to restrain yourself?" Shen Qiuming had to pat the microphone again, "I suspect that you are engaging in pornography."

[Slightly slightly slightly, you have no evidence]

[There is no evidence to say a few]

"The car is fucking going to drive in my face, and there is no evidence?" He sneered.

After gesturing to the audience in the live broadcast room to calm down, he shouted into the headset again: "Crooked, madam, how are you doing?"

The other side was silent for a second, and quickly gave a reply: "It's okay, you can fight if you want, you can fight if you want, and if you lose the ranking, I will accompany you to fight again."

【Mrs. Shen can be said to be very fond of her husband (aunt laughs)】

【Sexy K God, online husband】

【Your favorite husband madman is online hhhh】

Shen Qiuming let out a slow "oh" when he heard the words, and the corners of his mouth curled up.

He hesitated for a while, and subconsciously rubbed the keys with his fingertips, and typed into the chat box a few seconds later.

[[Audience] KWC, Peng: My wife said, let you bring your household registration to identify your father tomorrow morning. 】

[[Full audience] ELM, Tofu: Thank you, thank you, my son wishes dads 9999999999]

Mrs. Shen: "..."

I don't, I'm not, don't talk nonsense.

[emmm, congratulations to ELM and KWC for their successful marriage recognition? 】

[If You Are the One's Gaming Blind Date Conference? 】

[I heard the raindrops falling on the green grass, and I watched the head of the MT gradually turn green~]

[Fuck, I can't accept it, don't suffer from my fairy takeaway CP! ! ! 】

[Chafan warning! 】

"Became a wife," Mr. Shen smiled after receiving the blessing, "I will milk you well, and have fun."

As soon as the words fell, the familiar bp interface appeared on his screen, the port map, and the escape game.

Without even thinking about it, Shen Qiuming quickly picked the operator Doctor.

The beautiful therapist in the picture flicks her high ponytail and winks at him.

He pouted in disgust.

harm.

This ass is not as good as his wife's.

Seeing the emblem that was pressed instantly, Luo Beichen glanced at him, his eyes were cold, but there was a little helplessness in his eyes.

"Tsk."

Mrs. Shen thought that if things continued like this, the delivery speed of the ten sows would not be able to keep up with the speed at which her husband blindly recognized their sons.

Kun intends to keep people under the gun, Tofu successfully fights back when there is a trace of blood left, and ELM Nosuke successfully ascends to the top master.

Until the end of the game, the kid was blowing hard on his fathers' fancy rainbow farts.

This made Shen's father belatedly realize that if he had his energy, his ex-boyfriend would probably be able to coquettishly and pant under him every night now.

Lick the dog and lick everything until the end, and the majority of netizens will not deceive me.

[Damn it, you really don't want to be alone? 】

[The points are dropped, and the obsessive -compulsive disorder looks uncomfortable. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Slave captain changed gender? ? ? 】

Shen Qiuming raised his eyebrows: "When treating a son, a father should always be more magnanimous."

"Do you have any questions?"

[No problem no problem, we are totally fine]

[Ms. Shen Ning said everything is right hhhhh]

[Papa P's words are reasonable, so don't say anything else]

[Congratulations to my son +1]

After filling the water for ELM's Nosuke, Shen Qiuming switched back to the leisure mode, and only after confirming that it was correct, he went in with confidence.

Black Mirror's casual games have always been mixed, and the system will randomly match accounts regardless of the account's level and ranking.

In the casual game, players never know whether they will meet in the next game, whether it will be a level 1 cute newcomer who has not even unlocked the roster of operators, or a professional angler who secretly pokes at the fish pond.

In the first few fights, the two played smoothly, and the live broadcast effect was also ojbk. P Shensao kept controlling the atmosphere of the live broadcast rooms on both sides very well, and some viewers who liked rhythm were blocked by the two's webmasters in seconds.

Just when Shen Qiuming breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that tonight had been clearly arranged by the system, he accidentally bumped into his own non-chieftain jungler.

"I said, how did you two get together?"

Shen Qiuming rubbed the center of his brows, feeling an inexplicable headache.

After losing his love in the jungle, he really hasn't seen Panda and Fox in the same team for a long time.

Good luck tricks people, who knows that the girl who has been dating Ruan Nuonuo for two years on the Internet is a motherfucker who dresses up women.

Who knew that this tycoon in women's clothing, his mother is the famous prodigal son Fox of the ZOO team.

Although the other party is always clutching the vest tightly to flirt with him, but there is no airtight wall in the world, and it only takes a small accident to lose the horse.

Led by this accident, Ruan Nuonuo gradually found out the soft and cute girl who called him a husband on the Internet. It turned out to be the same person as the dog who beat him coldly on the field a few days ago.

Then he followed the clues all the way, and finally figured out the reason why the other party provoked him, it was just a dispensable bet with others.

One bet, two years of love.

If it weren't for a few teammates who tried their best to stop him, Panda would have been suspended for a lifetime, which would be considered light.

So much so that when he heard the scandal about Prophet being exposed as a grass fan, he rejected the other party so much and strongly supported Deer's decision to change the captain.

"Brother Shen, you understand."

It was still live broadcasting at the moment, Ruan Nuonuo couldn't bear to get angry in front of the audience, so he had to deliberately ambiguous his words.

He stood up from the gaming chair, turned his head, and gave the teammate's ID on the screen a middle finger at a blind spot invisible to the camera, and then gave the captain a sharp wink.

Leave me alone.

Fuck me.

Do you understand?

Shen Qiuming nodded seriously, I understand.

Luo Beichen turned his head to look at him suspiciously: "Huh?"

Shen Qiuming covered the camera, touched the ID "Fox" with his fingertips, and made a gesture of wiping his neck.

He made a mouth shape and told his wife that this man is Rolling Front——

……Uh.

Former women's clothing boss, the kind of scumbag who plays with emotions.

The other party responded when he heard the words, and then glanced at him thoughtfully.

Shen Qiuming: "........."

He frowned in an instant, glared at the man, and his expression was unkind.

Gan, why do you look at me like that? ? ?

What's wrong with you? ? ?

Luo Beichen covered the camera, and calmly replied: "It's nothing, just a deep understanding."

Shen Qiuming: "..."

Facing the previous gossip, he didn't bother to argue.

But facing his current ex-boyfriend, he couldn't argue with anything.

There was a little irritability in the brows, Shen Qiuming stood up abruptly, and looked around cautiously.

After making sure that the other team members were staring at their respective screens, he pursed his thin lips, and there was a touch of blood loss paleness on the corners of his lips...

Then in an instant, he leaned over, approached Luo Beichen at the next table, and quickly lowered his head.

In the next second, the man felt that the side of his face was touched softly and lightly, carefully and solemnly, with a hint of tentativeness.

It was as if the timid elk had finally overcome the instinct of fear of natural enemies, and with the courage accumulated for a long time, gave the lion a kiss full of love.

The man's pupils dilated instantly, and then shrunk slightly towards the center. The hand covering the camera exerted a little force and pinched the edges tightly.

Kissing his wife's cheek like a dragonfly on the water, Mr. Shen's lips didn't stay for too long.

Almost in the next instant, he decisively withdrew back to his own safe area, spread out on the gaming chair in a corpse-like posture.

If possible, he would also like to smoke afterward.

Run away after pretending, I am alone.

Really exciting.

Caught off guard and being taken advantage of, the man narrowed his eyes slightly, with a dangerous look on his face.

He simply tore off the data cable connecting the two of them to the live broadcast equipment, and turned to look at his ex-boyfriend with a half-smile: "What do you mean?"

Hearing this, Shen Qiuming's eyes flickered for a few seconds, and he subconsciously bit his lower lip, his expression erratic.

In the end, as if he had finally made up his mind, he moved his lips slightly towards the man, and there was a hint of bluff stubbornness in his trembling voice.

"This is……"

"I want to date you."

He said.