I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

The man's face was very calm.

If it weren't for the big hand holding the data cable to tighten suddenly, a deep red mark would have been forcibly drawn on the broad palm.

He raised his eyes, and there seemed to be an undercurrent in his eyes: "You know, what are you talking about, Mr. Shen?"

Shen Qiuming bit his lower lip lightly: "I know."

The man raised his eyebrows and asked again unhurriedly.

"Do you know what I want, Mr. Shen?"

"I know."

"Then will you give it to me?"

"……Uh."

"Is it okay to pay in installments?"

"........."

"With profit, don't you feel tempted?"

"…………"

"Mr. Shen."

"what?"

"Come here and get your stamp."

"?"

"Chirp."

"!!!!!!!!!!!!"

No ghosts, the transaction is established.

The couple pouted as if no one was there, and Mr. Shen, who had been stamped by his wife, was so happy that he was about to pass out.

Summer has not passed, and autumn and winter are coming, and the breath of spring is already overflowing in him.

If it weren't for the question marks all over the screen and the countdown to the bp interface being exhausted.

Shen Qiuming realized later that the two of them seemed to be fucking live broadcasting.

Fortunately, Luo Beichen unplugged the data cable in time, otherwise, in front of the audience's grandfather, the two professional players would kiss passionately in front of the camera...

It is not a question of whether Ah Wei will die or not, but a question of "open the door, and the anti-pornography brigade will send warmth to Ah Wei".

... The picture was so beautiful that he didn't dare to think about it.

He winked at the man, urging him to turn around and return to the embrace of socialist brotherhood for the time being.

"Ma'am, we have to broadcast live."

"Hmm - chirp."

"Fuck, why are you still addicted to kissing?"

"Ok?"

"Don't...don't don't bite...you just lighten up..."

"Ah."

When the camera returned to the screen again, the audience in the live broadcast room saw the two sitting on the gaming chair with a calm face, as if the disappearance of the picture just now was just an accident.

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Both cameras on both sides disappeared, did you two become thieves in the middle of the night? ? ? ? 】

【The husband and wife return the house, what can I say (the old mother sighs)】

[Stone Hammer P's live broadcast is pornographic, we have evidence, hehe]

【Help me up quickly, I can knock Kunpeng CP again】

[It’s good that you are here, many people steal pigs these two days, I’m afraid something will happen to you]

【God K is so fast? ? ? ?Only 12 seconds? ? ? 】

[Upstairs your number is gone]

"Daddy is here, shut up." Shen Qiuming yelled lazily.

Obviously, this casual response could not satisfy the audience's curiosity at all, and they persisted in asking questions in the barrage in the live broadcast room.

【So what happened to you two just now? 】

He blinked and smiled: "Isn't this crashing my family?"

"When Gun Gun saw his father was terrified, he hurried over on whirlwind short legs to unplug my network cable. I was desperate for what I could do."

[So God K also lost his hair? ? ? 】

"My wife said, seeing him panting like a dog, why not buy one and get one free as an encouragement."

[Damn it, I actually think it makes sense, did I get hit by P God's legendary dementia woo woo woo]

"I don't want you to think, I want me to think, yes, I am the truth."

【Hoho, I believe your Huang Laoxie】

"Girls should be elegant, not dirty."

【………】

A row of "overbearing Mr. Shen's online guardian" and "We never knew what happened in the blacked out screen that night" appeared in the barrage again. This incident is almost a page-turning.

Shen Qiuming breathed a sigh of relief quietly, on the surface he was as stable as an old dog, but in his heart he was in a panic.

"What do you want to choose? Time is running out."

Luo Beichen's voice suddenly sounded in the earphones, like the staggered knocking of soaked and transparent jade stones, making a lingling sound.

Shen Qiuming calmed down slightly, and glanced at the roster of officers: "My wife will take me to fly?"

There was less than half a second of silence on the other end, followed by a slightly playful laugh.

"No problem, equivalent exchange."

"…………"

He lowered his eyes, licked his slightly swollen lips bitten by the man, and dared not speak out.

It's worth you ghost, you bad old man is very bad.

Mr. Shen knew how strong his wife's ability to act was, and he was afraid that if he agreed now, he would not think about An Sheng getting up tomorrow morning.

"Huh?" Luo Beichen was not in a hurry to urge him.

Shen Qiuming ground his back molars, thinking that whoever would go to hell would go to hell if I didn't.

What's more, if he counts the messy things with Luo Beichen one by one like beans pouring beans from a bamboo tube, with this eldest young master's temper, he will definitely torture him to death, and then give him a piece of paper after the incident is over. People find their way back.

... Mom sells batches.

In any case, it is the ending of "sit and wait for the sun".

It's not easy to get back together, Ming Ming sighed.

He said, "Come on baby."

Baby said: "Don't bark like crazy."

Shen Qiuming: "??????"

Baby: "Call for dad, whoever cuts it will talk."

Shen Qiuming: "........."

His wife picked it up, and his husband was afraid of sending it.

The two had previously agreed to educate their predecessors in the jungle. Luo Beichen picked operator Rixton in seconds, while Shen Qiuming took operator Magic, a dynamite madman.

If it wasn't for the live broadcast that restricted his performance, Shen Qiuming would have turned his head and waved at Rolling.

Son, watch as your father blows up your ex... a big guy in women's clothing into fireworks on a summer night.

[I can't remember the last time P Shen took a magician]

[I only remember the fireworks that night, it was so fucking cool]

[There is also Q God's mosaic head 233333]

[Head hanging from the beam, body stuck on the wall, gun in mid-air biangbiangbiang, the two commentators who were present at the time were scared to death hahahaha]

[Official bug, the deadliest]

The bp time ends and the map loads.

Although teaming up with his predecessor did make Ruan Nuonuo disgusted, but in order to pay for the meal, he still didn't forget to show the effect of the whole show.

[[Full audience] KWC, Panda: Long long~don't slap your face~~~]

[[All] KWC, Panda: Do you have the heart to do something to my beautiful little face~~~~]

[[Full audience] KWC, Panda: I am your world's cutest Gun Gun~~~~]

[[All audience] KWC, Peng: I remember, MC Ruan]

【[Full audience] KWC, Panda:……】

It's not that it is not reported, the time has not come.

Ruan Nuonuo's heart skipped a beat, thinking that Captain Dog wouldn't turn his back on him so quickly.

Then the plastic brotherhood they stand in line with is too fucking brittle! ! ! !

The kind with newspapers on the wall? ? ? ? ?

At this time, Fox, who had nothing to do, also came to join in.

[[All audience] ZOO, Fox: P God, which one of you is getting married? 】

Raising his eyebrows, Shen Qiuming replied casually.

[[Audience] KWC, Peng: I don’t know who has been married for a while, but I know who has cheated for a while, do you want to know?]

Every word splatters blood, and every sentence pokes at the heart.

Fox looked slightly startled, and immediately smiled at the audience in his live broadcast room, with a nonchalant smile on his face.

[[Audience] ZOO, Fox: Forget it, I don’t want to]

[[All] KWC, Peng: I don't want you to think about it, I want me to think about it]

【[Full audience] ZOO, Fox:……】

[[Audience] KWC, Peng: Fox, I advise you to clamp your tail now, because Dad will make you the brightest star in the night sky later]

Fox couldn't hold back his smile.

He frowned and cursed unconsciously.

"Hold!"

Fox died five times in a row at night, but he felt that he was no different from other chickens who had died twenty times.

Panda chose a therapist, and when he was a healer, he would give him a blood supply, so that he could bite the bullet and continue.

And Kun's Rixton waited for him to be blown up by Peng, and suddenly gave him a hormone injection, which pulled his blood line up a little, so that he wouldn't burp after taking another bullet, and then blow up again. .

The brightest star in the fucking night sky, worthy of the name.

Fox felt extremely aggrieved. He was also broadcasting live at the moment, but he didn't dare to withdraw directly with a stinky face, so he could only hang out in embarrassment until the end, and he had to pretend to be a happy live broadcast to the audience with fake smiles.

With a smile on his face, mmp in his heart, he retreated and rearranged without hesitation as soon as the fifth round was over.

He thought disdainfully, KWC is so proud now, isn't it because the summer split was rubbed against the floor by other teams.

One mind leads four gangsters, so bullying to death.

I really don't know how that silly panda can stay in such a club where anyone can come and step on it. He is still reluctant to kindly remind him to change to another club.

Keke, anyway, I have nothing to do with the rain.

He stared coldly at Panda's ID disappearing out of sight, and cut annoyed.

After being in strong teams for many years, Fox's mentality has indeed become a little inflated.

Regarding the usual admonitions from its captain, this fox watched the dance videos of the female anchors with great interest, and put those words in one ear and out the other.

His arrogance always makes him forget that every season of Black Mirror is full of variables.

Veteran declines, salary changes.

The old team passed away, and the new star team was born.

In any case, all major regions are about to usher in a reshuffle.

As the saying goes, the universe is uncertain, and you and I are both dark horses.

……

Shen Qiuming lined up four more times, and looked at the time after he finished.

It was just six minutes past eleven.

He turned his head and yelled at the surrounding teammates.

"It's almost time, sons, pay attention."

"Understood, Father Shen." X3

Although the jungler, support and snipers of the KWC team were still focused on the live broadcast, their responses were surprisingly consistent at this time, and then the three of them greeted the fans in their respective live broadcast rooms and went offline.

Checking out, canceling the account, shutting down the phone, the movements are uniform, and the dance troupe is not as proficient as they are.

The two youngest were heartless and ran away when they were finished, but after Jiang Yibei sorted out his brother's misplaced earphones, he reminded the team leader to "rest early".

Shen Qiuming responded, and watched them tidy up their things and obediently leave the training room, and then turned their eyes back to the screen again.

The barrage area was in another uproar.

[Look at this level of proficiency, this level of uniformity, P God Team Overlord Stone Hammer! 】

[Fart your mother, obviously the old father cares about the health of his sons]

[Question, how many sons does God P have?]

[Who can tell the truth upstairs, father and son, reincarnation continues]

"I'm sorry," Shen Qiuming raised his eyebrows, "Father is just one word, but he has been with me for the rest of his life."

【Look, look, what else can I say】

[In the name of the father? ? ? ? 】

[Ning is the king of the son country? ? ? 】

[Shake your head, did you hear the sound of the waves]

[Brother Shen, are you still staying up late tonight?Instant noodles are ready]

"..."

His eyes swept across the barrage, and he glanced at his boyfriend without leaving a trace, frantically probing on the edge of danger.

"Staying up late is not good for your health, so stay up all night, everyone."

Sure enough, the man next door cleared his cough very, very deliberately three seconds later, and then a low-pitched question sounded through the earphones, faintly revealing a hint of warning.

"I heard you want to stay overnight?"

Shen Qiuming's thin lips curled up: "How is it possible, I never stay overnight."

【? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[wdnmd? ? ? ? ? 】

【youseeseeyou, onedayday! 】

[God P's mouth, a deceiving ghost, seniors do not lie to me]

He smiled provocatively towards the camera: "After all, I already have a family."

"Slip away, my wonderful nightlife has just begun."

"My wife won't let me play with you single dogs, everyone 886."

Before there was another wave of barrage, the screens on both sides went black instantly, and the downcast came too fast like a tornado.

In the end, a barrage was topped by virtue of getting the highest number of likes within half a minute.

[The speed of this dog thing is as fast as his mother's solo hand speed for more than 20 years. Could it be that he is really rushing to get married? ? ? 】

No matter how much the online fans discussed about tonight's Shuangshen live broadcast, the training room of the KWC club was still deserted.

As for Shen Qiuming, one of the parties involved, he is being pushed on the table by his newlywed wife to ask for interest.

Even Mr. Shen himself didn't know that his old waist could be bent into this arc.

Diao.

……

Wait a minute that's not the point.

The point now is-

Kiss again, kiss again, kiss again,

My mother is about to have a physical reaction, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! !