I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

The fingertips slightly moved the position of the headset, and Mr. Shen casually communicated with the wife next door.

"Wai Wai, ma'am, can you hear me?"

"...I'll sit next to you, sir."

"Oh."

"..."

As if feeling the faint helplessness in the man's words, he lazily leaned on the gaming chair, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Although the smile was shallow, the hidden sweetness seemed to overflow from the tofu-sized screen.

Forced to receive tons of violent attacks, fans in the live broadcast room kicked over the bowl of dog food and rose up one after another.

【Hello, did I go to the wrong room? ? ? 】

[Overbearing P god trains his wife online? ? ? ? 】

[Funny horse shit, God P looks like a typical tracheitis, okay! 】

[Has the Master of Internet Deception started again?Then I will vomit as a respect, vomit! 】

【Shock!The gay monsters of the past have reappeared. Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality? 】

[Who the hell still remembers that the man sitting in front of us now is a humanoid self-propelled breakthrough hand destroyer that is well known in the BCL professional circle? 】

【I, god P, although I smoke, drink and abuse my hands, I am a good gentleman (serious face)】

【Oh, this damn tenderness, could it be that God K has conquered us God P with his steel ♂ gun in the past few days? hhhhh]

[LS, I suspect that you are engaging in pornography and I have evidence, but I want to say that I can too! ! ! 】

[Keke, you started licking before the summer split started, do you like being a licking dog so much to protect the captain's throne? 】

[Isn't it? When I first arrived at the club, I knelt and licked Deer all day long, and finally squeezed Prophet down to replace myself. I can't lick a dog but a house hee hee]

[May I ask when Ning plans to get out of KWC, we K fans don't need players who can only fight in the team palace but have no strength, e-sports is the original sin]

These few yin and yang words suddenly appeared in the barrage area, they were like a string of fuses covered in gunpowder smoke, and instantly ignited the anger of the audience in the live broadcast room.

[Where did so many psychopaths come from? Who is to blame for Prophet's own death and suspension?Brother Shen won’t carry this pot, thank you]

[Mom, who the hell is "us" to you, always somehow being treated as a dead person by some idiot?? 】

[One thing to say, when it comes to Gongdou, who can compare to your high-minded Jiang Niangniang? I don’t have any ACD numbers in my heart? Hee hee hee hee]

[Say I have no strength?May I ask which ancient version of the ancient gorilla you lived in?Black Mirror's father identified on the official website as the first game control in the BCL division? 】

【Oh, it's really eye-opening for that idiot scumbag to have so many brainless fans protecting his old lady until today. I'm afraid you are blind like this because you have cataracts in the late stage, right? 】

The colorful barrage was cut into pieces in a few seconds, all kinds of dirty words and national curses emerged one after another, and the characters blocked by the system forcibly put together a rain of snowflakes.

And the master, who was splashed with pots of black water, picked and picked from the small iron cans in the drawer nonchalantly, and finally took out a lemon-flavored fruit candy slowly, peeled off the package and threw it away into the mouth.

There was no fluctuation on the surface, and he even had time to care whether the titled hand of the administrator in his live broadcast room was shaking slightly now.

Since becoming the administrator of Peng's live broadcast room, Xiao Liu has never seen any big storms.

Butler Liu has long evolved from the living Guanyin who saved all living beings in the new era to the titled Douluo who has no feelings for him today, and he replied to the anchor in his busy schedule.

It's okay, bro.

Shen Qiuming: "..."

As expected of his manager.

Diao.

The fine and soft eyelashes drooped slightly, and he silently swirled the lemon candy between his lips and teeth.

A trace of sweet and sour taste smeared on the tip of the tongue, diluting the irritability that came from the bottom of my heart when I saw the name Prophet just now.

... Tsk.

What a lingering soul, you.

Seeing that the battle in the barrage area was intensifying, he leaned forward slightly, and casually said to the microphone used for the live broadcast: "How old are you?"

"For such a small matter, you have to hang your neck in front of the teacher like a kid in a kindergarten class, crying and talking about the last hundred and eight times. Most of them have never been beaten by society before they come out. Shit."

"Mr. Shen is almost out of money to buy candy for you and line up to share the fruit. The people's teacher feels bitter, but the teacher doesn't say anything."

[People's teacher? ? ? ? 】

[Ning is a hot teacher? ? ? 】

【Teaching students is not easy, God P sighs】

[Damn, what are you eating in your mouth? ? ? 】

Shen Qiuming opened his mouth, just in time to reveal a little outline of the orange ball: "Sugar."

[Which dog said he had no money to buy candy? 】

[Fuck, didn't you say that you would rather smoke ten cigarettes than eat one candy? 】

[Quotations from P God: Smoking is something grown-ups should do, only brats like South love sweets]

[Hahahahahaha, listening to the voice, who was slapped in the face again? 】

He glanced at the barrage, and smiled maliciously at the camera: "Is it funny?"

【It's funny, it's funny, it's funny hhhhh】

[Laughing to death, the sexy P God is really fragrant online]

[Looking back on those years, you also have today? 】

Licking the candy with the tip of his tongue, the smile on Shen Qiuming's face gradually became vicious.

"My wife bought it for me as a token of love."

"Is it funny?"

"do you have?"

"whee."

【……】

[Fuck? ? ? ? 】

[You are looking for death, you must be sick! ! ! 】

[I was fooled, Pai Daxing was fooled again! ! ! ! 】

[There is an insider, stop trading]

"Huh? Lick the dog?"

"What candy? A token of love?"

At the right time, Luo Beichen's slightly puzzled voice sounded from the earphones. Apparently, another wave of double-opened 007s ran to the live broadcast room next door to report the news.

Shen Qiuming coughed guiltily, and his fingers covering the key shaft paused.

How did this candy come from? It wasn't bought by his ex-boyfriend who forced him to quit smoking all day long.

The real token of love was still burning faintly on the skin embedded in the shoulder blade.

He kicked his foot in the direction of the calf of the person next to him, and shouted into the headset calmly on the surface: "Madam, don't listen to their nonsense."

The face is not red and the heart is not beating, nothing is wrong.

After reading a few reliable barrages, Luo Beichen almost understood the ins and outs.

The man sneered, but he didn't care about Mr. Shen's little seductive gesture under the table.

There was a bit of banter in his voice, and he said nonchalantly: "That's right, after all, I've been in the club for a while, and I haven't seen anyone raising a dog, and I haven't seen anyone licking me."

"I checked the eyes, everyone is human."

"I have always respected our captain, we have contacts, videos, and stories."

"Don't talk about it, I'm an old man, I'll figure it out myself."

"Don't treat my studio as a 4S shop, pay the parking fee first."

Shen Qiuming: "........."

For a moment, he felt that he might not be worthy of being a Mr.

Because of the faults of the waste products collected in those years, there will always be a group of monkeys in Shen Qiuming's live broadcast room who will spare no effort to discredit him, no matter how ugly they are.

This group of people now heard that God K had been playing professionally in North America before returning to China, so it is estimated that he is not very familiar with those things in the domestic e-sports circle.

As a result, many "well-meaning people" came into the live broadcast room to give him "science popularization" about the new captain's previous anecdotes.

It's just that the other party didn't seem to be interested at all. Although they didn't talk much, it sounded a bit joking, but every word and every word was defending their captain.

Regarding the reminders of these "kind-hearted science popularizers" in the barrage, Mrs. Shen said indifferently, "I listen to your fart".

The only feeling I have is probably...

Fuck, ex-boyfriend got bullied again.

He had to find time to find out how much this idiot suffered from others.

Meanwhile, on the other side.

"It's done, keep a low profile on the barrage, don't keep molesting my wife." Shen Qiuming patted the microphone of the live broadcast.

He thought about the eighty-nine out of ten ex-boyfriends who have heard all the blame from him at this moment, and he didn't know what his attitude was.

It's not going to be a "fuck, my stupid ex-boyfriend is being bullied again" kind of thing.

Impossible to think about.

……

…………

Uh, how do you say a word?

Husband and wife.

No problem.

Fans don't know the love and hatred between these two people, so naturally they continue to say whatever they want to say.

【God P, you should really go to the next door to see who is flirting with whom】

[Oh, why don't we keep a low profile (manually funny)]

[Do you have fans who are more low-key than us, we only drive the midnight bus hhhhh]

[Damn ghost, why do you still want to keep a low profile~]

Hearing this, he smiled slyly: "I don't mind if you exchange a wave of low-key gifts for low-key barrage."

【? ? ? ? ? 】

【……】

【…………Diao】

[Your god is still your god, you are still so confident in cheating on a gift]

【You want to fart】

[Online fraud, reported it? ? ? 】

[Upstairs, I ask for a hotline for reporting]

Although the bullet screens were extremely disgusted with anchor Shen's behavior, they still honestly sent him thousands of gifts.

Just in time to line up, the game interface began to jump.

Shen Qiuming raised his eyebrows, and said enthusiastically into the microphone: "Thank you for your grandparents' money, and please witness my wife and I's honeymoon with the players on the opposite side."

[What the hell is share money hhhhh]

【Really live broadcast the honeymoon】

[E-sports couples online honeymoon, awesome]

[According to this, do I have to start saving milk powder money for you? 】

"Then thank you in advance!"

Seeing this sentence, the man smiled and said.

【……】

【………………mmp】

【Sure enough, this familiar taste】

[Spicy blue man, he is back]

【I'm even more shameless (crying loudly)】

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