The male god of the vicious stepsister wants to tease me, how can I break it?

Chen Yan packed his schoolbag, and ignored Huang Xiaoming and He Shusheng's ghost-seeing expressions. He said "bye" and went ahead, climbing briskly from the second floor to the fourth floor.

The classroom F408 where the male god is located is a large classroom, and the compulsory courses of the freshman department are basically taught by three or four classes together.Cheng Xi said that he was still on the way and would arrive in a while, and asked Chen Yan to come up first to occupy a seat and wait for him.

When Chen Yan arrived at F408, there were still ten or twenty minutes before the start of class, so there were only a few activists sitting here and there in the lecture hall, and they were all top students by visual inspection.

There are still a lot of vacant seats in the classroom, and there are all kinds of seats in the front and back, which made it even more difficult for Chen Yan, who has always had no idea.

Chen Yan couldn't make up his mind, so he couldn't help sending a voice to ask the male god: "Cheng Xi...do you want to sit in the front row or the back row, and there are so many vacant seats in the classroom right now."

Probably because of the male god's mobile phone in his hand, as soon as Chen Yan sent out the message, he received a reply with a bang.

However, the male god did not give an answer directly, but replied meaningfully in words: "Then find a seat that is convenient for me to touch you."

Chen Yan: "..."

Fang... is it convenient to touch him?

The palm of Chen Yan's holding the phone was slightly hot, and this warmth scorched his cheeks like a prairie fire. He could even make up the deceptive voice of the male god when he said this, and the sinister smile on the corners of his lips. meaning.

The male god really doesn't stop, you have to tease him through the phone screen to have a good time!

Chen Yan "complained" happily in his heart, holding the bottom of his schoolbag on his back with both hands, walked to the corner of the last row of seats, sat down in the second seat by the window, and took the seat next to him with his schoolbag.

After Chen Yan sat down in the last row, he took out his college physics textbook and casually flipped through the pages, but his eyes were always wandering to the classroom doors on the left and right sides above the podium.

As the class time approached, the students came to the classroom one after another like a file.

There are a total of more than 200 people in the four classes. The ratio of male to female is one to one. The seats in the classroom are almost full. Those who arrive late stand in the aisle and look around to find a vacant seat.

Chen Yan held his chin in a daze, and the ballpoint pen in his hand circled around his thumb again and again. When the ballpoint pen fell on the table with a "click", Chen Yan just saw the male god walking in from the door.

The moment he saw the male god, Chen Yan's eyes immediately became bright. He was thinking about whether he should stand up and wave to the male god, but at this moment, miraculously, he met the male god's eyes!

God!

Could it be that he and the male god have established a legendary tacit understanding?

of course not!

It's just that "it's convenient for me to touch your seat" is too easy to find!

Chen Yan's inner activities were very rich. After questioning and answering himself in surprise, he quickly poured a pot of cold water on himself.However, he still maintains a well-behaved and innocent image on the surface, and his eyes follow the male god who is getting closer.

Chen Yan's eyes looking at Cheng Xi can be said to be very restrained, but he can't suppress the lingering affection in his eyes.

Cheng Xi was itchy to see it, walked up to Chen Yan with long legs, put the book rolled into a tube in his hand, and leaned over and said to Chen Yan: "Move a little bit inside, Bao—— Be-er-"

For the last three sounds, Cheng Xi only moved his mouth, but did not pronounce them aloud.

The mouth shape of "er" finally turned into a smile with upturned lips.

Chen Yan hummed softly, and responded softly: "Mmm..."

He moved into a seat by the window, giving up the seat he was sitting on to the male god.

After Cheng Xi sat down, he turned to get breakfast with the person sitting next to him.

It was only now that Chen Yan noticed that the male god was still following his roommate.

This person is also tall, and standing next to the male god is actually on par.He was wearing a trendy brand, with a chestnut brown big back hair highlighted and dyed, his hairstyle was combed meticulously, his face was clean and handsome, and his crescent eyes were smiling.

If it was in the past, Chen Yan would have had to look at this person a few more times, but now, apart from the male god, he can no longer see anyone else.

Chen Yan originally wanted to sigh with emotion that "things of a feather flock together, and people are divided into groups", but when he thought about Huang Xiaoming and He Shusheng again, he forcibly eliminated this idea from his mind.

The male god and his roommate each served steamed dumplings, and the lunch box was full. The male god picked up the first dumpling with chopsticks and brought it to Chen Yan's mouth.

Although Chen Yan doesn't usually like steamed dumplings, he can't refuse the male god right now.

Due to the fact that he was in the classroom at this time, Chen Yan's every move was very restrained, he opened his mouth and carefully bit off the dumpling from between the chopsticks, and then put it into his mouth to chew slowly.

Dumplings with thin skin and thick stuffing are sprinkled with fragrant sesame sauce, and the lips and teeth are filled with the aroma of sesame seeds.

The male god's chopsticks were also stained with some sauce as soon as he picked them up. Seeing that Chen Yan didn't touch the chopsticks now, the male god was not happy.

He stretched out the chopsticks in front of Chen Yan again, and said directly, "Lick it clean."

"..."

Chen Yan's eyes drifted to the male god's roommate with a guilty conscience, seeing him eating dumplings on his own, he opened his mouth slightly in peace of mind, and licked the ends of the chopsticks in his mouth.

Chen Yan raised his lowered eyelids, and took a sneak peek at the male god, seeing that the male god was happily "appreciating" his stupidity with the corners of his lips curled up, he was so ashamed that he couldn't lift his head.

Afterwards, as soon as Chen Yan calmed down, he couldn't help sulking again, and he spurned himself in his heart: You stupid thing that doesn't live up to expectations!He has even licked a few chopsticks from the male god, but now he is just licking the chopsticks, twitching!Put on a show!Is it disgusting?

Chen Yan sighed secretly, God knows how much he detested his cowardly appearance.

Obviously every day when we meet, I can't wait to pounce on the male god and kiss him until my mouth cramps, and every time we separate, I want to keep 24-hour eye contact with the male god, uh... naked news is even more red...

The little virgin was so crazy that he just wanted to cover his mouth and giggle, but even if he had a hundred courage, he wouldn't dare to say these words in front of the male god.

Chen Yan secretly put away the little yellow pornography in his head, picked up the textbook seriously, opened the table of contents, and turned to ask the male god: "What lesson did you learn?"

Cheng Xi was about to answer calmly, "I don't know either", when the roommate next to him rushed to answer: "I know! Just the chapter on electromagnetic fields!"

After finishing speaking, the roommate dumped a wink to the male god, obviously very proud!

In fact, it is not uncommon for roommates to be confused and proud.

Among the large group of scumbags, for them, sometimes just answering non-academic communication questions like "Where did you talk about in the last class?" proud thing.

This is simply morbid!

Cheng Xi sneered, turned around and introduced to Chen Yan: "My roommate's knowledge of physics theory is very solid, one set after another, if you have anything you don't understand, you can ask him."

Chen Yan just put the label of "stupid" on the male god's roommate in his heart, and now he heard the male god say this, he let out a "huh" in surprise, leaned forward, and glanced at his roommate through the male god. Li was full of curiosity.

At this moment, the male god leaned over to Chen Yan, blocked his sight again, and leaned into his ear and said, "You learn the theoretical knowledge by yourself, as for the practical experience... I will teach you when I get back."

Listening to the male god's words, Chen Yan unconsciously stretched out his hands to cover his ears, only to feel that his ears were itching badly, and even his heart was itching.

He shrunk his neck, and muttered in a low voice: "Where is a big thing that needs practice..."

Cheng Xi laughed and said, "Have you heard these two sentences? Most great physicists are mathematicians, but great mathematicians are not necessarily physicists. After all, physics is to mathematics, just like making love is. to masturbate."

Chen Yan was confused when he heard it. Although he knew that the male god must not be serious when he mentioned these few words, he still couldn't help asking: "What do you mean?"

The atmosphere between the two of them was getting tense, and the roommate next to him swallowed the last dumpling, and interjected forcefully, "It's very simple, what Cheng Xi said means that people who study theories waste paper and apply them." Practicing people work hard, belch—"

He hung paralyzed on the back of the chair, touched his full stomach, and lost his image.

But this sentence is simple and clear.

It can be said to tell the truth.

If Chen Yan said that he didn't understand, he would be suspected of being stupid and cute.

The male god's roommate stood up, straightened his hands and pulled the back of an empty chair in front of him, turned to look at Chen Yan, and said with a smile: "Physics is easy to learn, first you have to build a set of physics in your mind." Dedicated thinking logic, and then integrate the dry knowledge points in the textbooks into all aspects of real life, learn and apply them flexibly, and draw inferences from one instance, which will help the digestion and absorption of knowledge, understand?"

Chen Yan shook his head in bewilderment.

The male god roommate saw Chen Yan shaking his head, but he showed his big white teeth happily, and continued enthusiastically: "For example, the 'applied people work hard' mentioned just now, why do they work hard? Applying the analogy of making love, in the piston movement In the process, it involves the conversion between kinetic energy, potential energy and heat.

"Moreover, based on the different body positions, the corresponding energy conversion will also change. Why does the navel orange pose go deeper? This can lead to the knowledge point of gravitational potential energy."

The male god roommate can be said to be very helpful, chattering a lot, and can't stop even when the class bell rings.

I saw his hand pointing forward, locked on the back of a certain classmate, and said incessantly, "Did you see that fat guy in the fifth-to-last row? We can describe this person as having great potential. Why? Because he Great potential, hey, nothing wrong!"

The male god roommate set up questions and answered them all, and the whole process was hilarious. There was no need for Chen Yan to intervene, and Chen Yan basically just nodded in agreement.

The class has already started at this moment, and the female lecturer on the podium is also very fat. She is opening the courseware and starting to read from heaven, while the male god roommate is in the corner giving Chen Yan a small talk, saying: "Look, the situation of the teacher on the podium in class , can just be understood as the paradox of the Born Oppenheimer approximation. What is its definition?"

Chen Yan pretended to listen carefully, but was startled by the sudden question and shook his head blankly.

The male god roommate didn't mind asking and answering himself at all, and said: "In short, since the mass of the nucleus is much greater than that of the electrons, and its motion is relatively much slower, it can be assumed that the nucleus does not move, and only the electrons move— This definition is the opposite of the scene: the (fat) teacher is standing on it, spitting all over the place, and (thin) us sitting down there drowsy. Listen to me, you should be able to understand it, right?"

Chen Yan couldn't laugh or cry, although he really wanted to answer the three words "I don't understand" honestly, but he was afraid that the male god roommate would say "Oops" and would tell him again enthusiastically from the beginning to the end, so he didn't dare to shake his head.

The male god's roommate asked thoughtfully: "Is it really possible? If you don't understand, just ask. You're welcome, my friend."

Chen Yan bit the bullet and said "yes", who knew that the male god roommate forced the lecture and brought in-class questions to read the feedback, Chen Yan was immediately speechless by the question!

Really very embarrassing!

But the male god is still laughing!

Chen Yan glanced at the male god a little aggrieved.

Cheng Xi couldn't help stretching out his arms to hug Chen Yan's waist, and comforted him with an ambiguous smile: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand, I will teach you after class."

As for how to teach, Cheng Xi supported his chin with one hand, and squeezed Chen Yan's waist meaningfully with the other hand, and then touched down...

Chen Yan only felt his whole body tremble, and hurriedly grabbed the male god's hand.

I don't know how hard he grabbed the male god's hand, but his face turned red anyway.

The male god roommate didn't notice the small movements of the two people next door at all. He took a couple of sips of milk from the straw, shook his head, and said to Chen Yan earnestly: "Friend, if you don't understand, just ask directly. Why do you have to wait for me to ask you?" , you are as arrogant as Lenz's law!"

The embarrassment on Chen Yan's face has not yet subsided, and he twitched at the corner of his mouth and said, "...what?"

The male god roommate happily explained: "Do you still remember the Lenz's law learned in high school? The eight-character golden sentence, 'come and refuse to stay, increase and decrease, increase and decrease', so easy! In layman's terms, it means 'when inserting, don't let insert, Don't let me pull it when you pull it', what a tsundere goblin who wants to welcome but refuses!

"Besides, why is Lenz's law judged by the right hand? This, probably because Lenz is right-handed like me, aha!"

The male god's roommate spoke very fast, like a machine gun, "chug chug" endlessly, almost 6 to 999, and in a few words, an express car roared away.

Chen Yan: "..."

Cheng Xi's hand was grabbed by Chen Yan, he squeezed Chen Yan's palm again with a smile, and said with a soft smile, "You are just a small coil."

I wasted a weekend last week, and I won’t let you in, and next time… I won’t let you out when I leave :)

Chen Yan: "..."

small coil...

When Chen Yan heard it, he thought it was the male god who was praising him for being tight, which caused his little heart to thump wildly, but he finally realized it when he was relieved—the male god was picking up on his roommate's words, right? Aren't coils and Lenz's law a matching thing?

For a science and engineering blind like Chen Yan, this can be said to be the most meaningless physics class in history, and it can also be said to be the most brain-burning love story in history.