The male god of the vicious stepsister wants to tease me, how can I break it?

Chen Yan listened to the male god's roommate bullying him for two whole classes, and redefined him: the male god's roommate is not only a scumbag, he can even be called a physics expert!

During the process of explaining, the male god's roommate had a clear mind and spoke so fast that Chen Yan could hear... exhausted physically and mentally, feeling as if his body was about to be hollowed out.

After class, the three of them went to the cafeteria to eat together.

From the classroom all the way to the nearby cafeteria, Chen Yan had two handsome men walking beside him, and it was the first time he experienced what it was like to be the VVVIP focus of the crowd.

without!wrong!

If it is said that the male god's roommate gets VIP treatment in the eyes of the crowd, then the male god is a VVIP guest, but it is Chen Yan who becomes the center of attention!

The reason is very simple. The main reason is that the three of them walked side by side, and Chen Yan who walked in the middle was the shortest, and the "concave" shape was more eye-catching in the middle in terms of visual impact.

Today, Chen Yan can be regarded as having the male god's glory to the greatest extent, and he can't help being a little complacent. He wished that he could meet friends he knew along the way, especially that little gay guy Ailang.

Chen Yan and the two handsome guys are really happy to walk together, the only thing that feels like a fly in the ointment is——

Even if the male god roommate left the physics class, he did not forget that he was the character of the little prince of physics.

Now walking on the road, his hair was suddenly blown by a gust of wind, while he was playing with his hair, he still did not forget to say to Chen Yan, "Hi! Suddenly, like a night of spring breeze, F float is equal to p (phonetic rou) Liquid gv row!"

"........."

Chen Yan turned his head slightly and glanced at him, trying hard to hide the disgust in his eyes, and then silently doing ideological work in his heart to convince himself: Probably... geniuses are deep well ice...

The male god roommate seemed to be able to see into Chen Yan's heart, and asked Chen Yan with a smile: "Do you think I'm sick?"

Chen Yan raised the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, and lied, "No..."

Cheng Xi put one hand on Chen Yan's shoulder, brought him to his side, and said to his roommate in a cold tone: "Shut up, you."

It’s okay for the male god’s roommate to be bullied, and he still said with a playful smile: “I don’t, I don’t, I don’t! Big deal = I get kicked again!”

Chen Yan was wondering why the male god roommate would suddenly say the latter sentence, when he saw the male god roommate reach out to touch the back of his head, and thoughtfully added: "W=UIt, friend, don't forget the electric power formula."

"........."

Chen Yan is speechless, but he is really convinced of the male god roommate, and even worships him a little bit!

This person is really going to be awesome!

However, Chen Yan was bewitched, and Cheng Xi was not happy. He waved away his roommate's hand that was touching the back of the little counselor's head.

From the moment Cheng Xi stepped out of the classroom door after class, he regretted bringing the oversized light bulb in the dormitory with him.Although Cheng Xi is [-]% confident that the little counselor won't easily move on, but now the three of them are walking together, the little counselor's attention is indeed attracted by the roommate.

Cheng Xi couldn't help feeling a little apprehensive, but fortunately he was able to hold his temper and winked at his roommate, and said kindly: "Meow, go back to the dormitory and help Dad take out the clothes from the washing machine to dry, and I'll wait a while." I'll go to the dining hall to pack for you."

Hearing this, the roommate not only ignored Cheng Xi's hint, but also responded in a very puzzled manner: "It's okay, I'll just call and ask the two in the dormitory to dry your clothes for you! I just hope that there are no semen spots in the underwear!"

"..."

Being ridiculed by his roommate with raised eyebrows, Cheng Xi raised the corners of his mouth coldly: What the hell is this guy trying to have a fight with?Obviously just pretending to be stupid.

Fortunately, Chen Yan interrupted at this time, which not only attracted the male god's attention, but also lowered the male god's anger.

Chen Yan blinked curiously, and asked with a bit of a focus: "Meow??"

Cheng Xi pinched Chen Yan's earlobe, and replied softly, "Well, his name is Lu Miaomiao."

Chen Yan: "???"

It was only then that Chen Yan learned from Cheng Xi that the male god roommate had a not-so-male name, his surname was "Lu" and his last name was "Miao", so he got another nickname, "Meow Meow".

As soon as Chen Yan heard the name, he praised from the bottom of his heart: "Two sips and three waters, this name... is easy to remember."

What Chen Yan thought in his heart was: He is a person who lives up to his name, and he deserves to be a chatterbox.

Lu Miao laughed and said, "I thought you were trying to praise me—two sips and three waters, the more water you have, the better you will be~"

When Chen Yan heard it, he almost choked on his own saliva. He coughed twice and said embarrassingly: "Cough... If you are happy, I, I can praise you like this..."

Cheng Xi scoffed disdainfully: "In a few years, you should know that sperm are expensive."

Lu Miao said with a hippie smile, "Hey, don't worry about it. I have been too sincere and hurt too much these years. I have completely become Amperex. Now I only believe in the creed of 'fuck no more love'."

The dialogue between the male god and his roommate can be said to be a sudden tit-for-tat!

However, Chen Yan didn't notice the male god's hostility towards his roommate at all, because he was suddenly pleasantly surprised to find that he could understand Lu Miao's way of speaking!

Chen Yan replied a little excitedly: "f=BIL!"

One sentence from Chen Yan diverted the impassioned gunpowder-like conversation between the male god and his roommate.

Lu Miao shook a wink at Chen Yan, showed her big white teeth and praised with a smile, "bingo."

Chen Yan was very happy that he remembered an extremely simple formula!

#The inspirational story of those years Xueba taught me to recite the formula#

Chen Yan took notes silently in his heart: Ampere's formula f=BIL, homophonic "fuck doesn't love anymore", there is nothing wrong with it at all!

Cheng Xi gritted his teeth, turned the little counselor's face to his side calmly, smiled and said with utmost tenderness: "I got 97 points in the monthly test for big things."

As soon as Chen Yan heard this sentence, his eyes immediately blingblingly looked at the male god, and his admiration was beyond words!

Lu Miao stood beside him, and couldn't help laughing "puchi" when he heard this. He rubbed his nose and looked at Cheng Xi, coughed twice and restrained himself, and preached against his conscience: "No! Wrong! The male god Cheng Xi is very good at fried chicken! I only passed 96 in the monthly exam!"

When Cheng Xi heard his roommate finally say something human, the hostility in his eyes no longer looked at his roommate. He responded shamelessly, "It's okay", and then enjoyed the little counselor's admiration with peace of mind to the point of kneeling and licking He even boasted: "In the future, I will help you with tutoring for big things, don't worry."

Chen Yan has no doubts about him. In his eyes, the male god has always been the most powerful existence in the super invincible universe.

Lu Miao laughed and opened a four crowd called the "Launting Incubation Base" on the mobile phone. He quickly entered his fingers: "Hahahahahahahaha mother laughed at me! Blow it to 79! That's not how 97/1 spin is played!"

Lu Miao laughed, and the other two roommates jumped out of the group with bewildered expressions and replied: "What the hell?"

At this time, Cheng Xi had no time to respond to the crusade against his pretentious behavior in the wechat group.

The three walked into the dining hall.

Cheng Xixu took Chen Yan in his arms and went directly to a stall with a long queue, pointed to the menu pattern on the top of the stall, and asked Chen Yan: "This stall is okay, see what you want to eat, choose it Then you go find a seat and sit, and I'll just line up here."

Chen Yan shook his head hastily as soon as he heard it, and said softly, "I'll line up with you too... I, I haven't decided which one is better, I have to look again."

Cheng Xi said "Mmm", he stood behind Chen Yan, turned his head to look for Lu Miao's figure, and saw Lu Miaomiao lowered his head to play with his mobile phone while walking, and only now slowly swayed over.

Cheng Xi pulled him into the queue, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Come on meow, you stand here and play with your phone, and when you're in line, order us two slices of squid rice."

After all, Cheng Xi pulled Chen Yan and said, "Let's go buy drinks", then left Lu Miao and left.

After Lu Miao finished replying to the message, she raised her head to look at the long line of ten or twenty people, and cursed Cheng Xi without any suspense.

Just at this time, he received a call from another roommate asking for packing.

The roommate was surprised: "Huh? You actually went to the dining hall, so what do you eat? Give me a reference."

Lu Miao looked at the back of Cheng Xi holding the children away, and said with a casual smile: "I'm tired of eating abalone, let's drink chrysanthemum tea instead."

roommate:"???"

The author has something to say: Cheng Xi: Pretend to be cool for a while... Dad has to work hard to learn physics from today :)

The roommate is the assist, the male god was not as exciting as the roommate who bucked the shit basin in the past, so it's not abusive.