Chen Yan belatedly discovered that ever since the two of them "confirmed" their relationship, the male god always liked to tease him: even in front of him, he just took advantage of words, but in private, he liked to kiss him even more.
and!and!
Although the male god also liked to pinch his cheeks before, but now the male god has switched to pinching his buttocks...
Chen Yan attributed this to the sweet little troubles in love.
If it was normal, Chen Yan would have to go to Ai Lang to "complain" in a cheap way, but recently Ai Lang came to strongly recommend to him to invite him to take a photo shoot whenever he had the opportunity, which made Chen Yan feel bad about Ai Lang. Lang couldn't avoid it, so naturally he wouldn't rush to jump into the big pit by himself.
Chen Yan even has reason to suspect that Ai Lang is using this false trick to stop his big mouth that wants to show affection every day!
False sisterhood is always the first to be questioned!
That night, Chen Yan climbed onto the bed after taking a shower. He hugged the quilt and lay on his back on the bed, shaking his legs while playing with his mobile phone.
Unable to share the sweet daily life with his good sisters, Chen Yan can only settle for the next best thing and spread dog food on the Internet.
Before he went to take a shower, he posted a new post on the Jinjiang Live APP, and he asked for help in a bitch and sincerity:
#urgent! !What should I do if the male god always likes to touch my butt all day long! ? #
Half an hour has passed, and when Chen Yan opened the app, it showed that there were already new messages from 999+.
Chen Yan swiped off the message notification, opened his dynamic page directly, and swipe to the bottom of the latest news to read comments.
Today's comment area is surprisingly consistent, and it is full of smiling faces——
"Then let him have a good time :)"
"When a male god touches your butt, you can touch him in a polite way:)"
"Row upstairs, Gongxiang Daisy suffers from hanging, screaming all day and seven nights, nothing wrong :)"
"First sister, don't pretend to be reserved anymore, and I will send you a wise saying: I don't know the preciousness of chrysanthemums when I am young, and I cry when I am old... Oh, the lighting engineer don't take pictures of me, I have stories but I don't tell them :)"
"I kicked over this pot of dog food and chose to eat a chocolate bar to kill myself :)"
……
Chen Yan flipped through the filthy comment section, and couldn't help laughing out loud while praising it. Just as Huang Xiaoming passed by his bed, he raised his hand and knocked on the bed frame.
Chen Yan opened the bed curtain and looked down, asking, "Why?"
Huang Xiaoming reminded very kindly: "My friend, why are you climbing into bed so early? Don't forget that the big thing is still waiting for you to pamper it."
Chen Yan: "..."
His good mood was instantly eaten up by Huang Xiaoming, a single dog!
Originally, Chen Yan was playing with his mobile phone cheerfully, but now when Huang Xiaoming reminded him, he could only...continue playing with his mobile phone with great anxiety.
He swiped the phone interface twice, and the more he swiped, the more anxious he became. He poked his head out from under the bed curtain and looked under the bed, just in time to see He Shusheng collecting his clothes from the balcony, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey, scholar, Help me get the Dawu textbook, it's in the big compartment of my schoolbag."
He Shusheng responded, turned to Chen Yan's college physics textbook and handed it to him.
Huang Xiaoming sat on his seat and leaned back, he and He Shusheng winked for a while, coughed twice and asked Chen Yan: "Speaking of fire, your two condoms...have you used them?"
He Shusheng and Huang Xiaoming had exchanged secret signals, and now they were a little nervously waiting for Chen Yan to answer.
Chen Yan didn't see Huang Xiaoming's wretched appearance, so he responded indifferently: "I have to use it with someone, what's wrong? Do you want it?"
Huang Xiaoming rubbed his hands, and tentatively said: "Yes, if you don't need it, you can share it with He Shusheng and me."
Sitting cross-legged on the bed, Chen Yan flipped through the textbooks, no doubt laughing and teasing: "You two are making a double deal? It's in the small compartment on the outermost layer of my schoolbag. You can take it yourself." chant."
He Shusheng was still in the mood of being deceived, but in the end he actually took out two intact condoms from Chen Yan's schoolbag.
Huang Xiaoming and He Shusheng exchanged glances, and at the same time breathed a sigh of relief:
At first they suspected that their roommate was a gay guy, so they ran to the Internet to post an anonymous post to make a fuss, but now it seems that they probably misunderstood Chen Yan.
Holding the small condom in his hand, Huang Xiaoming immediately felt a little guilty towards Chen Yan: This matter has nothing to do with He Shusheng.
Chen Yan had no idea what kind of drama the two roommates under the bed had experienced in their hearts during these few seconds.
And he used these few seconds to read the... chapter of the physics textbook!record!
Even so, he still felt dizzy. After all, apart from the kinematics in bed with the male god, which was worth discussing in depth for a lifetime, he was not interested in other kinematics at all.
That's right, Chen Yan is a complete engineering scumbag.
This is very in line with the image of the cute little gay gay who "has no brains, just ask for a fuck". At first glance, he is not good at calculating, and the white lotus protagonist needs to be protected by a male god in his arms to survive to the finale.
Although Chen Yan couldn't read a single page of the book tonight, sleeping with the textbook in his arms filled his heart with a sense of enigma and fulfillment.
In the university, many scumbags are preaching the slogan "a university is incomplete without failing a course", which can be said to bring Ah Q's spirit to the extreme, but Chen Yan does not want to join their team at all go.
Chen Yan did not dare to slack off in his studies, and last semester he also maintained a passing grade across the board. If he was a little careless and could not get his graduation certificate and degree certificate due to lack of credits for failed subjects, then he would be even more difficult at home. I can't hold my head up.
In this regard, Chen Yan thinks that he also has a deep ideological understanding.
Of course! and!
the next day.
When the male god was chatting on WeChat and asked where Chen Yan was, Chen Yan had just finished two morning classes and was about to go to the library to absorb the spiritual energy of the top students. When he saw the male god looking for him, he immediately forgot about his studies .
Reflexively, Chen Yan rejected all his schedules, obediently waited for the appointment, and replied: "I just finished class, and I don't have classes for the next two periods~ I'm planning to go back to the dormitory with my roommate."
After Chen Yan finished speaking, there was still a trace of guilt in his heart.
Fortunately, at this time, a new message was sent from the male god's chat box asking: "I will take college physics in the teaching building F for the next two classes, do you want to come over and take the class with me?"
Hearing this, Chen Yan is very happy now, no matter how to go on a date with peace of mind - sitting next to the male god to study college physics, it really kills two birds with one stone!beautiful!Nourish!Nourish!
He agreed without hesitation: "Okay~ I'm in teaching building F now, which classroom are you in, I'll go find you right away!"
Chen Yan received the classroom number from the male god, turned around and said to the two small roommates in the next seat: "You guys go back first, I'm going to review the big things~"
There was a smile in Chen Yan's eyes, and his tone was brisk, without any expression of bitterness.
Huang Xiaoming and He Shusheng looked at each other, a little scared: Chen Yan's breezy appearance really didn't look like he was going to "review Dawu", but more like he was going to participate in "I have a date with Dawu".
and!and!
Although the male god also liked to pinch his cheeks before, but now the male god has switched to pinching his buttocks...
Chen Yan attributed this to the sweet little troubles in love.
If it was normal, Chen Yan would have to go to Ai Lang to "complain" in a cheap way, but recently Ai Lang came to strongly recommend to him to invite him to take a photo shoot whenever he had the opportunity, which made Chen Yan feel bad about Ai Lang. Lang couldn't avoid it, so naturally he wouldn't rush to jump into the big pit by himself.
Chen Yan even has reason to suspect that Ai Lang is using this false trick to stop his big mouth that wants to show affection every day!
False sisterhood is always the first to be questioned!
That night, Chen Yan climbed onto the bed after taking a shower. He hugged the quilt and lay on his back on the bed, shaking his legs while playing with his mobile phone.
Unable to share the sweet daily life with his good sisters, Chen Yan can only settle for the next best thing and spread dog food on the Internet.
Before he went to take a shower, he posted a new post on the Jinjiang Live APP, and he asked for help in a bitch and sincerity:
#urgent! !What should I do if the male god always likes to touch my butt all day long! ? #
Half an hour has passed, and when Chen Yan opened the app, it showed that there were already new messages from 999+.
Chen Yan swiped off the message notification, opened his dynamic page directly, and swipe to the bottom of the latest news to read comments.
Today's comment area is surprisingly consistent, and it is full of smiling faces——
"Then let him have a good time :)"
"When a male god touches your butt, you can touch him in a polite way:)"
"Row upstairs, Gongxiang Daisy suffers from hanging, screaming all day and seven nights, nothing wrong :)"
"First sister, don't pretend to be reserved anymore, and I will send you a wise saying: I don't know the preciousness of chrysanthemums when I am young, and I cry when I am old... Oh, the lighting engineer don't take pictures of me, I have stories but I don't tell them :)"
"I kicked over this pot of dog food and chose to eat a chocolate bar to kill myself :)"
……
Chen Yan flipped through the filthy comment section, and couldn't help laughing out loud while praising it. Just as Huang Xiaoming passed by his bed, he raised his hand and knocked on the bed frame.
Chen Yan opened the bed curtain and looked down, asking, "Why?"
Huang Xiaoming reminded very kindly: "My friend, why are you climbing into bed so early? Don't forget that the big thing is still waiting for you to pamper it."
Chen Yan: "..."
His good mood was instantly eaten up by Huang Xiaoming, a single dog!
Originally, Chen Yan was playing with his mobile phone cheerfully, but now when Huang Xiaoming reminded him, he could only...continue playing with his mobile phone with great anxiety.
He swiped the phone interface twice, and the more he swiped, the more anxious he became. He poked his head out from under the bed curtain and looked under the bed, just in time to see He Shusheng collecting his clothes from the balcony, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey, scholar, Help me get the Dawu textbook, it's in the big compartment of my schoolbag."
He Shusheng responded, turned to Chen Yan's college physics textbook and handed it to him.
Huang Xiaoming sat on his seat and leaned back, he and He Shusheng winked for a while, coughed twice and asked Chen Yan: "Speaking of fire, your two condoms...have you used them?"
He Shusheng and Huang Xiaoming had exchanged secret signals, and now they were a little nervously waiting for Chen Yan to answer.
Chen Yan didn't see Huang Xiaoming's wretched appearance, so he responded indifferently: "I have to use it with someone, what's wrong? Do you want it?"
Huang Xiaoming rubbed his hands, and tentatively said: "Yes, if you don't need it, you can share it with He Shusheng and me."
Sitting cross-legged on the bed, Chen Yan flipped through the textbooks, no doubt laughing and teasing: "You two are making a double deal? It's in the small compartment on the outermost layer of my schoolbag. You can take it yourself." chant."
He Shusheng was still in the mood of being deceived, but in the end he actually took out two intact condoms from Chen Yan's schoolbag.
Huang Xiaoming and He Shusheng exchanged glances, and at the same time breathed a sigh of relief:
At first they suspected that their roommate was a gay guy, so they ran to the Internet to post an anonymous post to make a fuss, but now it seems that they probably misunderstood Chen Yan.
Holding the small condom in his hand, Huang Xiaoming immediately felt a little guilty towards Chen Yan: This matter has nothing to do with He Shusheng.
Chen Yan had no idea what kind of drama the two roommates under the bed had experienced in their hearts during these few seconds.
And he used these few seconds to read the... chapter of the physics textbook!record!
Even so, he still felt dizzy. After all, apart from the kinematics in bed with the male god, which was worth discussing in depth for a lifetime, he was not interested in other kinematics at all.
That's right, Chen Yan is a complete engineering scumbag.
This is very in line with the image of the cute little gay gay who "has no brains, just ask for a fuck". At first glance, he is not good at calculating, and the white lotus protagonist needs to be protected by a male god in his arms to survive to the finale.
Although Chen Yan couldn't read a single page of the book tonight, sleeping with the textbook in his arms filled his heart with a sense of enigma and fulfillment.
In the university, many scumbags are preaching the slogan "a university is incomplete without failing a course", which can be said to bring Ah Q's spirit to the extreme, but Chen Yan does not want to join their team at all go.
Chen Yan did not dare to slack off in his studies, and last semester he also maintained a passing grade across the board. If he was a little careless and could not get his graduation certificate and degree certificate due to lack of credits for failed subjects, then he would be even more difficult at home. I can't hold my head up.
In this regard, Chen Yan thinks that he also has a deep ideological understanding.
Of course! and!
the next day.
When the male god was chatting on WeChat and asked where Chen Yan was, Chen Yan had just finished two morning classes and was about to go to the library to absorb the spiritual energy of the top students. When he saw the male god looking for him, he immediately forgot about his studies .
Reflexively, Chen Yan rejected all his schedules, obediently waited for the appointment, and replied: "I just finished class, and I don't have classes for the next two periods~ I'm planning to go back to the dormitory with my roommate."
After Chen Yan finished speaking, there was still a trace of guilt in his heart.
Fortunately, at this time, a new message was sent from the male god's chat box asking: "I will take college physics in the teaching building F for the next two classes, do you want to come over and take the class with me?"
Hearing this, Chen Yan is very happy now, no matter how to go on a date with peace of mind - sitting next to the male god to study college physics, it really kills two birds with one stone!beautiful!Nourish!Nourish!
He agreed without hesitation: "Okay~ I'm in teaching building F now, which classroom are you in, I'll go find you right away!"
Chen Yan received the classroom number from the male god, turned around and said to the two small roommates in the next seat: "You guys go back first, I'm going to review the big things~"
There was a smile in Chen Yan's eyes, and his tone was brisk, without any expression of bitterness.
Huang Xiaoming and He Shusheng looked at each other, a little scared: Chen Yan's breezy appearance really didn't look like he was going to "review Dawu", but more like he was going to participate in "I have a date with Dawu".
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