What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

【Eh? ! ! !Yakuro, stop talking nonsense!How did I become your junior sister again? ! ＝ˇ＝Although I am a little excited, OTZ, I don’t even know what he looks like!What if it gets worn out? ! QAQ Although I know this is your plan, can't you tell me first? ! 】

Although Wang Xiaotang was trampled by thousands of sheep/camels in her heart, she still showed a shy smile to the coffin shop owner.

[Am I going to become an actor too? ! == I always feel that I suddenly look down on life...]

The boss showed a knowing expression, and accepted Ye Mingzhu with a smile, "Don't worry! Don't worry! Tianlang must be free tomorrow!"

night.

Wang Xiaotang tossed and turned on the bed, unable to sleep.

【ah! ! !What on earth does Yakuro want to do? ! !Is it a cliché?Or is Tenro a monster?And what's the use of that mahogany coffin?I always feel that when I meet Yaolang, my IQ is not enough! ! ! 】

I opened the character panel and looked at it, and there was no change in intelligence.

【ah--!It's not that I'm too stupid, it's that Yaolang is too smart——! I don’t know anything about QAQ... Yakuro knows everything... OTZ please explain in detail!What do you want me to do please explain clearly! ! ! 】

Before she knew it, Wang Xiaotang fell asleep. After she fell asleep, that stunning woman appeared in front of her bed again, kissed her forehead, and disappeared into the air...

The next day.

Wang Xiaotang followed Yaolang to the coffin shop, and a handsome young man stood beside the boss.

Yaolang tilted his head and asked Wang Xiaotang if Tianlang was a real person with his eyes.

Wang Xiaotang... OTZ didn't understand.

[Fuck!I don't have the ability to read words with eyes!What do you mean by giving me a look? ! OTZ Yakuro asks for a straight talk...]

Yaolang saw that Wang Xiaotang didn't react to Tianlang's face, so he understood that this was not the Tianlang played by the proprietress.

When the boss saw Yaolang, the smile on his face deepened. He patted the young man on the shoulder, pointed to Wang Xiaotang and said, "This is Mr. Yaolang's junior sister. You should take him around our town and protect him. do you know--?"

"Yes." Tian Lang nodded, showing a hearty smile to the approaching Wang Xiaotang, "This..." Tian Lang, who didn't know Wang Xiaotang's name, paused in embarrassment.

【Eh? !This Tianlang is not pretending to be the proprietress, so... I can rest assured for a while?ah!name!I haven't said my name yet! OTZ said that even Yakuro doesn't know my name...]

Wang Xiaotang just wanted to say his name, "My name is Yang Xiaojia." The name Yang Xiaojia blurted out.

[Fuck! ! !what happened? !Who is Yang Xiaojia? !Why is my mouth out of control? !Was it a monster? ! 】

〖Host, please don’t reveal your name, everyone’s name is cursed〗

[OTZ turned out to be because I was thinking too much... It scared me to death... Got it!I won't say it!Do not worry! 】

"My name is Yang Xiaojia, just call me Xiaojia." Wang Xiaotang smiled shyly.

"Ah, Miss Xiaojia." Tianlang showed a hearty smile again, "You are from the □□ people! Your name is □□name!"

"You...know?"

"It's a big country! I went there with my father, it's really a powerful and rich country! Speaking of which, your Japanese is really good!"

"Uh... because I learned it!"

[OTZ is proficient in Japanese because I exchanged it...]

"Then you are really good! Few people can speak Japanese so well!"

"LOL, really?"

……

They talked and walked like this, farther and farther away...

Wang Xiaotang looked back at Yaolang, Yaolang didn't give any instructions, it seemed that he really just asked Wang Xiaotang to get familiar with this town...

is it possible?Of course not!

When Wang Xiaotang saw that the charms that Yao Lang pasted in the corner showed little arrows, she almost knelt down!

[Fuck!Can spells still work like this? !Just kidding me!Why has it never appeared in the anime? ! ! !Yakuro, you really know how to play! ! ! 】

According to the instructions of Yaolang's arrow, Wang Xiaotang showed interest in something from time to time, "Ah! What is that?" Abducted to the field where the proprietress took her before...

[Fuck, this Tianlang is a chatterbox!He knows everything, and he can speak perfectly about everything!The most important thing is that I still find it very interesting!This nima is too powerful!No wonder the proprietress liked him so much!Eh, this place...I seem to have been here before...]

Then Wang Xiaotang saw two human-shaped depressions on the grass...

[Fuck! ! !Isn't this where I fight the boss lady? ! ! !Why did Yaolang want me to bring Tianlang here? ! ! ! 】

Wang Xiaotang began to think carefully about Yao Lang's intention for her to come here.

[Is this... testing me...?Let me think for myself, what should I do next! ==Hmm...Let me think about it...Yesterday...Yao Lang and I were not together in the morning, and the scope narrowed down...It was yesterday!So...yesterday...the itinerary of Yaolang that I know is...the coffin shop...and...that tree!If it's a coffin shop... there's no need for Tianlang to take me out, rule it out.That tree...no need to go out into the wild...also ruled out.It's not the location...it's the stuff!Suspicious things... Tian Lang... and... coffins!In the wild... to kill Tianlang? !No, no, if Tianlang is a monster, I can't kill him.If Tianlang is a human being, I don't need to kill him.If you want to test whether Tianlang is a human or a demon, you don't need to go out into the wild.Then... it's the coffin!The coffin is made of mahogany...this is the field again...let me find mahogany...? ＝ˇ＝Emma, ​​I am so smart! 】

"Miss Xiaojia, Miss Xiaojia!" Tianlang's voice brought Wang Xiaotang back from his thoughts.

"Ah? Ah! I'm sorry, I'm in a daze." Wang Xiaotang smiled embarrassedly, and stepped forward to ask Tianlang where there is mahogany...

"Ka~" as if I stepped on something...

Wang Xiaotang looked down...

[Yakuro's spell! ! ! OTZ turned out to be my overthinking!Yaolang has instructions! 】

"Miss Xiaojia, Miss Xiaojia!" Tianlang called back Wang Xiaotang who was standing still.

"Ah... ah! I'm sorry about that, I was thinking... ah! I was thinking about that! What is it?" Wang Xiaotang pointed to the two human-shaped depressions on the ground.

"I thought I was making you feel bored!" Tian Lang smiled, "That depression appeared the day before yesterday, maybe it was a child's prank. It looks quite strange, like two people..."

"It looks like two people!"

【nonsense!One of the depressions was made by me! 】

"Tianlang, let's go over there and have a look!" Wang Xiaotang gently tugged on Tianlang's sleeve, and pointed in the direction indicated by Yaolang.

What followed was the process of Wang Xiaotang stepping on the talisman continuously, and then dragging Tianlang to run in the direction indicated by the talisman...

【TAT Yaolang, I know you must be nearby!Otherwise, how could you place the spell so accurately at my feet? !stop playing!Give me some detailed instructions! 】

After walking for a long distance, Wang Xiaotang still had enough energy, but Tianlang was a bit exhausted.

"That...Miss Xiaojia, don't you need to take a break?" Tian Lang's voice was slightly panting.

"Huh? No need." Wang Xiaotang, who didn't understand Tianlang's true meaning at all, was peeking at whether there was Yaolang's charm on the ground.

"Miss Xiaojia still has some energy left, but I'm a little bit exhausted." Tian Lang showed an embarrassed smile.

"Ah! I'm sorry! Well, I... I like climbing mountains since I was a child! So my spirit is better! I didn't notice you, I'm sorry..." Wang Xiaotang rubbed her nose in embarrassment.

"Ah, it's okay. In fact, I used to climb mountains a lot, that's the mountain!" Tianlang pointed to a mountain not far away, "I lived on the mountain when I was a child. I only go up the mountain once a week, and...need to rest..." Tianlang felt ashamed that he was not as strong as a girl.

"Ahahaha... Well, let's... go climbing the mountain!" Wang Xiaotang, who stepped on the charm again, found that the word "mountain" was written on the charm.

[Yaolang! ! !You must be near me! ! !As soon as you mentioned the mountain, you let me climb the mountain! ! !Give me detailed instructions! ! !Wait...Could it be...Yao Lang didn't have a plan...just looking at the instructions...]

"Mountain climbing... this..." Tianlang felt that he might die of exhaustion here today, "Miss Xiaojia, it's time for the day, why don't we go back to the town to have lunch, take a rest, and climb the mountain tomorrow?"

Will Wang Xiaotang give him the chance to come back to town?Of course not!

【＝ˇ＝Yao Lang is really clever!It should be... There is a plan... It's not just looking at the instructions..._(:з」∠)_I think I should trust Yakuro! 】

"No need!" Wang Xiaotang took out the package that Yaolang gave her in the morning, "I brought lunch, and I'll eat it here! After eating, we'll go hiking!"

"Okay..." Tianlang felt that he might really die of exhaustion here today...

However, it can be regarded as a rest when eating, besides, Yaolang also added some medicinal powder to restore physical strength in the meal...

[Fuck! ! !Yakuro! ! !What did you sprinkle in your meal? ! ! !So spicy! ! ! 】

Wang Xiaotang paused, put the powder aside, and ate the next meal.

【＝ˇ＝It’s not bad just to eat~】

In fact, the medicinal powder is not too spicy, this kind of spiciness just makes Wang Xiaotang, who is afraid of spicy food, feel very uncomfortable, but Tianlang is quite used to it.Tian Lang, who had regained some strength, asked the question that he had been holding back for nearly a long time, "That...Miss Jia, did you drop something? I saw you today...I have been looking at the ground..."

[Fuck! ! !was found! ! ! OTZ I thought I was doing it very covertly...]

"Cough, yes! My... talisman! I lost it!" Wang Xiaotang put down her chopsticks and looked sad, "You know, my mother made it for me, but I lost it." She She lowered her head and made a sobbing sound, but in fact, it was to prevent Tianlang from finding out that she was not crying at all.

[Fuck!tears!tears!come out faster! 】

"Sorry..." Tianlang felt apologetic, "Are you... all right...? If you don't mind, I can help you find the amulet... where did you lose it?"

Wang Xiaotang covered her face with her hands, and cried sadly: "I don't know either! I wandered around yesterday and even climbed that mountain! I don't know where I fell..." Wang Xiaotang pointed at the mountain mentioned earlier. Shan, the other hand took the opportunity to rub his eyes red.

"That's why...you took me to wander around, and you must climb mountains..." Tianlang suddenly realized.

【＝ˇ＝Please call me Hu Youtang. 】

"Hmm..." Wang Xiaotang covered her face and nodded, "My man...cough, senior brother let me know this town well, and I didn't dare to tell him that my amulet was lost, so I can only take you for a stroll... sorry ..." Wang Xiaotang rubbed her eyes red hard, looked at Tianlang pitifully, then suddenly remembered the function of her eyes, and lowered her face again...

"It's okay..." Although it felt weird, but out of consideration for the girls, Tianlang decided to help Wang Xiaotang, "Then... let's go climbing after dinner."

[YES!Done! 】

Wang Xiaotang pretended to look at Tianlang shyly, "You are so kind..."

So after eating, Wang Xiaotang and Tianlang headed towards the mountain...

Walking to the foot of the mountain, Wang Xiaotang saw Yaolang's instructions on the tree, "It seems...it's this way..." Wang Xiaotang continued to drag Tianlang all over the mountain, "Ah! I seem to have been here before!"

Tianlang followed Wang Xiaotang and ran all over the mountain. When he felt his legs were about to break, Wang Xiaotang finally stopped...

"Haha...haha...little...Miss Xiaojia...found...find it?" Tian Lang put his hands on his knees, panting heavily.Seeing that Wang Xiaotang didn't answer, she raised her head in doubt.

"It's so beautiful..." Wang Xiaotang was completely attracted by the beautiful scenery in front of her. She didn't hear the question Tianlang asked...

The bright red maple leaves, as if they were burning with life, exude bright red light, and the ground is covered with bright red fallen leaves... The maple trees, the forest, and the blue sky are all printed with bright red colors...

Tian Lang raised his head, "Ah, you said this mahogany forest...it's very nice! There are not many people who can appreciate mahogany...Miss Xiaojia is really different!" Tian Lang looked at the maple forest with a smile, " The mahogany coffins for our coffins are cut from the mahogany here, and the mahogany here is extremely high-quality! However, there used to be a maple forest here... I don’t know when it became a mahogany forest..."

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