What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

Yakuro didn't say anything more.

"Kuang." A voice came from behind the tree, Wang Xiaotang heard the voice and ran behind the tree, and saw the medicine box opened on the third shelf, "You help me put him right under me..."

Wang Xiaotang stared at the Exorcism Sword placed inside... With trembling hands, he carefully took it out...

[Ah ah ah! ! !The real Exorcism Sword is in my hand! ! !ah--!so excited! ! ! 】

Wang Xiaotang quickly flashed the Exorcism Sword from all angles, and then satisfactorily placed the Exorcism Sword directly under Yaolang.Then she discovered that there was a circle of balances around the tree...

[Fuck!When was it released? !Not found at all! ! ! 】

Just when Wang Xiaotang stood up, there was a rush of footsteps, "Tap tat..." Wang Xiaotang quickly hid behind the tree and cats, and then, she heard her own voice...

"Mr. Yaolang! Mr. Yaolang!" The proprietress with half of her face rotten came from a distance...

[Fuck! ! !Are you pretending to be me again after playing Yaolang? !Be professional, okay?I'm not wearing clogs!I wouldn't call Yaolang Mr.Why are there more flaws than before? ! 】

Wang Xiaotang continued to cat, she found that the proprietress was very close, but the balance did not move.

【what happened? !How could the balance be silent? !Could it be that... the proprietress is not a monster? !How come... the lady boss is... all like that! 】

The proprietress had already run over, and the scales disappeared all of a sudden...

"Haha...haha..." The proprietress supported her knees, panting heavily, "Yao... Mr. Yaolang, you... are you okay..."

"No problem." Yao Lang looked at the proprietress indifferently, "Put me down."

The proprietress ran behind the tree, Wang Xiaotang was startled, and just about to counterattack the proprietress' attack, but found that the proprietress climbed up the tree as if she didn't see her at all, and let Yaolang down.

"Thank you." Yao Lang nodded to the proprietress, "Let's go." He took the proprietress and left...

【Hello!Yakuro!then what do I do? ! 】

Wang Xiaotang stretched out Erkang's hand and watched them go further and further away. She took a step forward, and a thousand paper cranes fell out of her cuff.

【Eh?This is…】

Wang Xiaotang picked up the thousand paper cranes, and the thousand paper cranes spread out automatically in her hands, turning into a note with the words: rest here.

【＝ˇ＝Yakuro, you really haven’t forgotten me～】

So Wang Xiaotang put the house directly behind the tree.

On the other side, Yao Lang walked into a hotel with the proprietress who was dressed as Wang Xiaotang, entered the two rooms he had booked before, and stayed.

The next day, Yaolang took the proprietress to the coffin shop to buy the mahogany coffin, but there unexpectedly appeared a new proprietress...!

If Wang Xiaotang were here, he would find that half of the faces of the two proprietresses were rotten...

Yao Lang turned his blue eyes to the right, glanced at the old proprietress, and found that there was nothing unusual about her, so he looked back naturally, Yao Lang raised the corners of his mouth, and praised the new proprietress: "The proprietress is still so beautiful... "

The new proprietress covered her mouth and smiled: "Mr. Yaolang is still so joking, are you here to buy the mahogany coffin that you fancy before?"

"Yes..." Yao Lang nodded slightly, lowering his voice, "Speaking of...recently... isn't it peaceful?"

"Not peaceful?" The new proprietress rolled her eyes and lowered her voice, "You mean...?"

"Just yesterday... I was tied to a tree." Yao Lang pointed to the old proprietress, "Fortunately, my junior sister found me in time... and saved me..."

"Oh! That's really dangerous!" The proprietress exclaimed, showing worried eyes, "You... nothing happened!"

"It's okay..." Yao Lang shook his head lightly, "So I want to ask... recently... Is there something uneasy...? I also need to make more preparations..."

"Alas." The new proprietress sighed, "Isn't it! There have been a lot of bandits here recently, and even a lot of unmarried beautiful girls are missing, making people panic..."

"Didn't it mean... the girls are all... captured by monsters...?" Yaolang secretly observed the expression of the new proprietress...

"Uh..." The new proprietress was stunned for a moment, as if she didn't expect Yao Lang to ask such a question, and after she realized it, she repeatedly refuted, "What, those are just rumors in the market, they are unbelievable! In my opinion, it is Those bandits, tied up those girls! Oh! These bandits are too rampant! We dare not go out to cut wood!" The new proprietress changed the subject.

Yao Lang didn't continue to ask the monster, but followed the words of the new proprietress and asked, "Logging... Your coffins are all cut by yourself...?"

"Where is it? It's just mahogany! There are a few woodcutters here, but none of them dare to go deep into the mountains. You know, good mahogany grows deep in the mountains. If you don't go there yourself, you can't do it!"

"Why...don't dare to enter the deep mountain...?" Yao Lang asked seemingly unintentionally.

"Isn't it because there are wild beasts in the deep mountains! More importantly..." The new proprietress looked around, put her hands to her mouth, and whispered: "More importantly...it is said...that there are monsters in the deep mountains!"

"Monster?!" The old proprietress seemed taken aback.

"Really...Really, are there monsters...?" Yaolang's blue eyes flickered.

"Oh, you really believe it!" The new proprietress laughed like a silver bell, "I have been in so many times, but I have never encountered any monsters! What I am afraid of is not the beast, but also the one that appeared recently. Bandits! Oh, let’s not talk about it, where do you want us to send the coffin?”

"Under the first tree at the entrance of the town... my companions will come and take it away..."

"That's great!" The new proprietress smiled, her eyebrows crooked, as if she had made a lot of money.

The new proprietress sent someone to carry the coffin, and together with Yao Lang went to the tree where Yao Lang was tied...

"Then let's go." The new proprietress asked the coffin to be put down, and left happily...

At this time, Wang Xiaotang, who had been sitting under the tree, happily playing a stand-alone game on his brain, saw them.

[Fuck!Why is there another woman with half her face rotten? ! 】

Wang Xiaotang put away her brain, and just about to stand up, she saw Yaolang making a "sit down" gesture to her, so Wang Xiaotang sat where she was, wondering what Yaolang wanted to do.

【＝ˇ＝What is Yaolang going to do?So curious!So curious!By the way, why did Yaolang still bring that proprietress with him...]

I saw Yao Lang asked the proprietress to sit down, then knelt down in front of the proprietress, and a spell appeared in Yao Lang's hand...

Yao Lang aimed the spell at the face of the proprietress, "Break!" A blood-red light rushed out from the face of the proprietress, and rushed out, but was blocked by a golden barrier. After several hits to no avail, Reluctantly, he rushed into the mahogany coffin.

The proprietress fell to the ground. In Yao Lang's eyes, the proprietress turned into a woman with half of her face rotten. He took some rotten meat from the proprietress's face with a bamboo slice, sniffed it, and put the rotten meat aside.

Yao Lang looked at Wang Xiaotang, "Bring me my medicine box..."

Wang Xiaotang was still sick of Yaolang smelling the rotten meat, but when he heard Yaolang's words, he hesitated.

Seeing Yaolang glance at her again, she hurriedly took Yaolang's medicine box over, but her hands were stretched out, trying to keep herself away from the proprietress as much as possible.

Yaolang took the medicine box, took out several medicine bottles, and started to prepare the medicine...

Wang Xiaotang gave the medicine box, and then stepped aside. Feeling bored, she ran to see the mahogany coffin bought by Yaolang. This coffin was blood red all over, giving Wang Xiaotang an extremely ominous feeling. Carefully observe the structure of the coffin from various angles, the longer he observes, the more Wang Xiaotang feels that the coffin is alive!

A shiver flashed through, and Wang Xiaotang silently retreated under the tree.

Yao Lang prepared the medicine, he scraped off all the rotten flesh on the proprietress's face, exposing the proprietress's cheek where bones could be seen faintly, spread the ointment in his hand on the rotting half of the proprietress's face with a bamboo slice, and quietly sitting...

Wang Xiaotang felt that it was too quiet, and broke the silence by saying, "That...Yao Lang..."

"Huh?" Yao Lang looked at her.

Wang Xiaotang pursed her lips, "I've always wanted to ask... is she... a monster? Last time... the balance didn't move..."

Yao Lang moved his lips lightly, "No..."

"Eh?! Then how could she know illusion? And..." Wang Xiaotang was very puzzled.

"It's just a puppet of a monster..." Yaolang closed his eyes and said nothing...

Wang Xiaotang saw that Yaolang closed his eyes and stopped talking, sitting on the ground staring at the proprietress in a daze...

Not long after, the proprietress woke up, and when she opened her eyes, she met Wang Xiaotang's big black eyes. She almost fainted from fright. She felt that she couldn't move and was terrified.

Seeing the frightened look of the proprietress, Wang Xiaotang quickly averted her eyes.

[It's so dangerous, so dangerous, it would be bad if the proprietress stared at her to death...]

Yao Lang opened his eyes, nodded to the proprietress, "You're awake."

The proprietress propped herself up, shrank back a distance, and asked with some horror: "You... who are you?! I... Where is this?!" She looked like she didn't know Wang Xiaotang and Yaolang at all. Feeling the coolness on my face, I touched it, the green ointment in one hand, "Ah—!" The proprietress screamed, "You...you...what did you do to my face?!"

"Madam, please calm down." Yao Lang said.

Seeing such a stunning Yao Lang looking at her, the proprietress blushed a little, but suddenly felt wrong, "I'm not married yet, how can I be a wife?!"

"Aren't you the proprietress of the coffin shop?" Wang Xiaotang asked suspiciously.

The proprietress frowned, "What! I'm not married yet!" Then she looked enviously, "Besides, the proprietress of the coffin shop is so beautiful, I am far behind!"

"But..." Wang Xiaotang wanted to say something else, but Yao Lang made a "shh" gesture to her and stopped her.

"Miss." Yao Lang changed his address, "Do you still remember what you were doing before you fell into a coma?"

"I..." The proprietress thought for a while, "I seem to be... applying powder... That's right! It's Tianlang! Tianlang took me to the street to play. There was an old lady who sold white/powder and asked me to buy white/powder. I have never seen such a good white/powder! Tian Lang bought me a box, I applied it on my face, and then...I passed out..." The proprietress remembered her face, "Ah! My face! What the hell did you do to my face?!"

"Just put on the medicine..." Yaolang looked at the proprietress, "What you put on...is Bai/Fenpo's white/powder...but...it's a little different..."

"Bai/Fenpo? Is that...?" The proprietress was obviously very puzzled.

Seeing that Yaolang didn't intend to explain, Wang Xiaotang automatically explained to the proprietress: "The white/pink woman is a very kind-looking old woman. She tells you that her white/powder is very good, and it will become very beautiful after rubbing it on. If you use her white/powder, the whole face will fall off, and then, your face will be taken by the white/powder woman for her own use."

"What?!" The proprietress fell into a panic, "Then my face?!" The proprietress touched the ointment-applied face again, and found that only half of the face was covered, and there was a trace of hope, "I...my face... Didn't fall off..."

"Half of it." Yao Lang replied, "Half of it was lost, but... there is still hope..."

"What way?!" The proprietress looked at him eagerly, remembering the ointment on her face, "Is it... ointment? Tell me! How much does it cost?"

"No money..." Yaolang took out a medicine bottle, "Just tell me, Tianlang...who is it?"

The proprietress snatched the medicine bottle, "Tianlang, you're the guy from the coffin shop!" The proprietress paused, "What are you... looking for Tianlang?! Do you doubt Tianlang?! Impossible, Tianlang will not harm me Yes! He just told me that he likes me..." When the proprietress said the last sentence, she was still a little shy...

"I know." Yaolang's purple lips moved slightly, "But, I just want to ask him for a favor..."

Yaolang stood up and walked towards Wang Xiaotang, "Remember, apply it once a day, and everything will be healed in ten days..."

The proprietress also stood up, bowed to Yao Lang, covered her face and ran away...

Wang Xiaotang followed Yao Lang to the coffin shop. The owner of the coffin shop saw Yao Lang, rubbed his hands and asked with a smile, "Is there anything else you need, Mr. Yao Lang?"

Yao Lang took out a luminous pearl from his bosom, seeing the luminous pearl, the owner of the coffin shop unconsciously accelerated the speed of rubbing his hands.

Yao Lang pointed at Wang Xiaotang leisurely, "She...is my junior sister, and she fell in love with Tian Lang in your store. Tomorrow, you will let Tian Lang take her with her, so that she is familiar with this town..."

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Scales: Used in Monster Cats to measure the distance to the demon