What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

Wang Xiaotang's heart was already flooded by the words "Little Yellow Book".Although he already knew that there were pornographic books in Yaolang's medicine box, the impact of seeing Yaolang buying pornographic books with his own eyes was still huge, and Wang Xiaotang's already big eyes stared very scary.

However, Yaolang didn't care what her expression was, and walked out after buying the little yellow book, Wang Xiaotang turned his head to send Yaolang out with wide eyes, and then ran out...

Yaolang walked into a coffin shop, and Wang Xiaotang ran in after him...

"Is there any mahogany coffin..." Yao Lang asked the coffin shop owner softly.

"Ah, this customer, I'm sorry, the mahogany coffins in our store have been sold out." The boss looked very simple and embarrassed, but Wang Xiaotang somehow felt that he was lying.

Suddenly, Wang Xiaotang blurted out: "He's lying!"

[Wait, that's not the point... The point is that Yao Lang came to buy the coffin!coffin!Ah ah ah ah ah!But how do I know he's lying? 】

Yao Lang glanced at Wang Xiaotang in surprise, and took out a night pearl from his bosom, "We have money..."

The boss looked at the Ye Mingzhu in Yaolang's hand, widened his eyes, came back to his senses, and slapped himself on the forehead, "Oh, look at my memory! We do have a good mahogany coffin here!"

"Can you let me take a look first..." Yao Lang looked at the boss, the corner of his dark purple mouth hooked.

"Naturally! Please come with me...Tianlang! Come and see the store!" The boss walked towards a door...

【System, just now I... discovered that the boss was lying...】

〖The host saw through the lie〗

【Heh, heh, these eyes can see through even lies...I'm guilty of committing crimes...I'd better take it easy. 】

Yao Lang followed the boss and walked in, and Wang Xiaotang followed behind Yao Lang, but the scene after entering made Wang Xiaotang almost kneel down...

There were seven or eight coffins inside the door, and a rather beautiful woman stood beside the only mahogany coffin.

This woman is really beautiful, with a pair of red phoenix eyes, a pair of willow-leaf eyebrows full of spring, and a seductive gleam in her bright red mouth.

The mahogany coffin is also top-notch, and even laymen can't help but praise it as a good coffin!

Of course, this is what other people see. What Wang Xiaotang sees is completely different.

The only red coffin was soaked in a pool of blood, and there were layers of white bones in the pool of blood. A woman with half of her face rotted was standing beside the mahogany coffin.

"The smell of blood..." Yao Lang's nose moved slightly, "The proprietress is really charming..." Yao Lang said to the woman...

Wang Xiaotang saw a blush on the woman's intact face, "The guest is joking." The woman covered her mouth and smiled, "Do you want to see this coffin?" She patted the mahogany coffin beside her.

"The woman made the guests laugh." The boss was obviously very proud, "This is the best mahogany coffin here! What do you think of it, the guest?"

"Not bad... I'll come back tomorrow, if there's nothing better... this is it..." Yaolang turned and left...

"Guests, go slowly!" The boss looked proud and obviously believed that Yao Lang would come tomorrow.

Wang Xiaotang turned around with weak legs, Xian Yaolang walked out in one step.

【They... what did they see... that woman... her face is rotten like that!Charming... Heh... Heh... TAT really wants to poke his eyes! 】

After leaving the coffin shop, Wang Xiaotang followed Yaolang around the town for a few times, and saw that Yaolang had pasted spells on every hidden corner, and then followed Yaolang around the mountain a few times, picking a lot of strange-shaped herbs. .

Of course, in order not to make the male god too hard, Wang Xiaotang took the initiative to take all the herbs. Now she has a medicine basket in her left hand, a medicine basket in her right hand, and a medicine basket on her back. I feel SOEASY~

【＝ˇ＝It is easy to do things for a male god~ I think I can have another one in front of me, and I can also hold another one with my left and right hands! 】

After collecting the medicine, Yaolang took Wang Xiaotang into a hotel, booked two rooms, put down the medicine basket, and went out again...

[QAQ male god, don't you need to take a break? ! 】

go to the street...

"Go and have a look, there is something unreasonable happening around..." Yao Lang stopped and turned to look at Wang Xiaotang.

[The most unreasonable thing is the coffin shop! ! !Just the one we entered today!Didn't you also ask about the smell of blood? !Don't you think there is a problem? ! ! !Get rid of the demon, hello! ! ! 】

"Just the one I went to today..." Wang Xiaotang was about to say it, but Yao Lang gave her a casual look, and Wang Xiaotang shut up.

So Wang Xiaotang found a restaurant and listened to the conversations around while eating lunch.

Even though he saw the disgusting scene, the second-hand Wang Xiaotang could still eat deliciously.

[=~= Just kidding!I'm Wang Xiaotang who can discuss shit and eat at the same time!What's more, it's this kind of top food!Cough, low-key, low-key, this kind of thing is not worthy of praise...]

That's right, Wang Xiaotang took out her own lunch box in someone else's restaurant.

Of course the restaurant owner didn't want anyone to do this in his restaurant, but he was defeated by Wang Xiaotang's expressionless "stare"...

mom hello!Why is that little girl's eyes so scary!Ouch scared me to death!Scared me!

Wang Xiaotang, who successfully repelled the restaurant owner, ate his meal there, and listened to the people at the next table talking about the coffin shop owner's wife.

This is the task assigned to her by Yao Lang, and Wang Xiaotang said that she must complete the task perfectly!

"The proprietress of the coffin shop is really stunning!" said passer-by A.

"Yes, yes! Every time I see the proprietress, I can't walk." Passerby B.

"Hey hey hey I think you want to..." passer-by C.

"How dare you say you don't have such an idea?!" Passerby B.

……

[Heh...hehe...the whole shit is talking about the coffin shop proprietress!Do you dare to come to something else! ! ! 】

Here comes another.

"Have you heard? Many beautiful girls have disappeared these days! Just in front of people, with a 'swish', they disappeared." Passer-by D.

"I've heard, I've heard! This sounds really prudent! I heard that those who don't see are all beautiful unmarried girls! Fortunately, my daughter is already married." Passer-by E.

"Ouch! It seems that I have to marry my daughter as soon as possible! Otherwise, it will be bad if something happens to her!" Passer-by F.

……

Wang Xiaotang thought of the pool of blood in the coffin shop...

[Fuck! ! !Were those bones belonged to the girls who disappeared? ! ! ! 】

Then, the unmarried and beautiful girl: Wang Xiaotang, saw the coffin shop owner's wife with half of her face rotten walking towards her...

"Cough!" Wang Xiaotang almost choked!

"Da. Da. Da." The proprietress walked towards her step by step, "Let's go..." Yao Lang's voice came out!

"Pfft!" Wang Xiaotang spat out, "cough cough cough...you, what did you say?!"

"I said, let's go..." The proprietress's voice sounded like a fake, Wang Xiaotang guessed that it was Yao Lang who came to call her in the eyes of outsiders.

"Uh...wait a minute...I'll clean up..." Wang Xiaotang said that looking at the half of the rotten face up close, the shock he received was huge.

[My dog ​​eyes! ! ! 】

But she has an exorcism charm in her hand!Have both hands!

Wang Xiaotang put the lunch box into the space, and walked out with the proprietress who was walking with Xue Yaolang...

【TM I want to give a thumbs up to my own acting skills!But where is this taking me?It's not like the road to the coffin...]

The minimap shows that they are moving towards the opposite of the coffin shop...

Gradually, Wang Xiaotang found that he could not hear the sound, no, it should be said that he could only hear the footsteps of the proprietress.Even though people around her were talking, she couldn't hear anything...

The people next to her looked at the place she had just walked in horror, and gestured to the people around her...

[So this is the reason why the girl disappeared...Illusion...even the voice is gone...]

She followed and walked, kept walking... When she walked into the field, the proprietress turned her back to her, and the back view looked unpredictable. Wang Xiaotang said that her back view was much more comfortable than the front view...

"I... have something... I want to tell you..." the proprietress spoke, and it was still Yao Lang's voice.

"What's the matter?" Wang Xiaotang was a little curious about what the proprietress would say.

"I... like you..." the proprietress said affectionately...

"Pfft!" Wang Xiaotang felt that the proprietress was too funny, "What... what did you say just now? Say it again." She took out her phone and turned on the recording mode.Since there is only one recording software, Wang Xiaotang said that he is not troubled by high technology!

"I... like you... for a long time... I've always been embarrassed to say it..." The proprietress didn't know what Wang Xiaotang was doing, so she said it again.

Satisfied, Wang Xiaotang recorded this passage, and put away her phone, "Hey, this... Miss or gentleman of unknown origin, don't pretend to be a medicine man anymore, I've seen through you." Wang Xiaotang began to pretend, her chin was raised high Lift it up, revealing the evil and wild smile that he learned from Juro.

The proprietress turned around and resumed her charming voice, "Oh~? How do you know~ I'm not his? I didn't show any flaws, did I~" The proprietress smiled charmingly, but Wang Xiaotang could only see her rotten half. Zhang face... almost vomited out!

[Fuck! ! !Still laughing!Still laughing!The rotten meat is about to fall, okay? ! ! ! 】

Wang Xiaotang tried hard to restrain his desire to vomit, and continued to pretend, "No flaws? Wrong! Your flaws are too big! Do you know that Yaolang and I have only known each other for two days! Have you liked me for a long time? Are you fucking kidding me?" I!"

"So it's like this~ Then there's nothing I can do~ You definitely won't be willing to give me your face~ Then I'll do it right away!" The proprietress showed a ferocious expression, her five fingers turned into claws, and she grabbed Wang Xiaotang's face.

Reflexively, Wang Xiaotang squatted down, dodged the proprietress's claw attack, and jumped forward, "Who the hell wants to give you your face——!!!" and threw the proprietress to the ground.

"Ah!" The proprietress who was hit in the waist by two exorcism charms screamed in pain, and pushed Wang Xiaotang out of her body.Wang Xiaotang fell to the ground, feeling that his bones were about to break.

The proprietress suddenly touched her face, "My face! My face!!!" Touching his rotten face, the proprietress looked at Wang Xiaotang with hatred, "I'm going to kill you——!! !"

"You fucking peeled my face, can I still live?! Talk about fart!" Wang Xiaotang got up from the ground, enduring the pain all over her body, and hurriedly ran to the distance, but the kimono and clogs restricted her speed...

"Damn it!" Wang Xiaotang lifted the hem of the kimono, exposing the school trousers, then wrapped the hem around her waist, and ran wildly!

The proprietress, who is not as bold as Wang Xiaotang, certainly cannot do Wang Xiaotang's movements, plus she is still wearing clogs that affect her speed, so she can't catch up with Wang Xiaotang, whose agility is already 210 level 8.

Gradually, the distance between them became wider and wider, and Wang Xiaotang could no longer be seen in the vision of the proprietress. The proprietress cast a resentful glance at the direction in which Wang Xiaotang was fleeing, and walked back.

After Wang Xiaotang couldn't hear the running sound of the proprietress, she stopped and made sure that the proprietress was gone, so she followed the instructions of the mini-map and made a big circle back to the town.

＾＾＝The tired Wang Xiaotang...

[Damn it!Where did Yaolang go? ! Damn I almost died okay? ! 】

Then Wang Xiaotang saw Yaolang tied to the tree...

【! ! ! 】

A photo flashed secretly, and Wang Xiaotang ran under the tree, "Yao... Yaolang, are you... okay?"

"Can you see me?" Yao Lang looked at Wang Xiaotang with a calm expression that didn't look like he was tied to a tree.

[It's... bad!This should not be seen!It's the range of illusion!It was exposed in an instant! == But it doesn’t matter if it’s just exposing the medicine man...]

"Yeah."==Wang Xiaotang nodded, "I can see it clearly."

"Oh...? Then what did you see at the coffin shop today?" Yao Lang remained motionless.

"Are you sure you want to speak in this posture?" Wang Xiaotang raised her head, feeling a little sore in her neck.

"It's okay... tell me what you saw..." Yaolang was tied to a tree but still noble and glamorous.

"Okay... I saw half of the proprietress's face was rotten, and the mahogany coffin was soaked in a pool of blood. There were still many bones in it. I suspect it belonged to the girl who disappeared recently."

"Hmm..." Yaolang pondered for a while, "There are grass clippings on your head..."

Wang Xiaotang twisted her neck, "I had a fight with that proprietress just now, I hurt her twice, and then I ran away."