What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

[Redwood forest? !This is obviously a maple forest...it hasn't changed...ah!I see!Another illusion!Maple has a problem!In the end, even if I didn't see Yakuro's charm, I would still come here! =ˇ=This is called IQ!I'm so smart! 】

"Hmm...it's really a good mahogany..." Wang Xiaotang carefully observed the maple forest, and felt that he should collect more information, "Hey, Tianlang, you said...it used to be a maple forest?"

"Well, yes." Tianlang sat down on the grass, "I remember when I was young, there was a maple forest here, and I often came here to play...the maple forest here, in autumn, the red leaves are all over the ground, It's beautiful...but I can't see it now...I really miss it..."

"Really..." Wang Xiaotang also sat down with her knees hugged, "Before...what were you doing here?"

【clue!Don't carelessly say more clues! ! ! 】

"In the past... I used to sleep here for most of the day, until my parents came to find me... Haha, then they knew that I would come here, so they came here directly to find me..."

"Hmm... something very warm, is there anything else?" Wang Xiaotang was very quiet and interested.

[Damn it!what is this? !Not even a clue? !Give me clues!clue! ! !My male god is waiting for it! ! ! 】

"Also...every time I do something wrong, I will hide here. It's strange to say that as long as I come here, my parents won't scold me...so I really like coming here, and I often ask Feng Shulin told me about my usual experiences, I really miss it...!"

[Suspicion! ! !Why wouldn't Tianlang be scolded when he came here? ! ! ! OTZ, but looking at him, he also looks unclear...I feel like I can't ask any other information...]

"It's amazing... I think... maybe there is a god protecting you in the dark! But I didn't expect Tianlang to make mistakes when he was a child!" Wang Xiaotang looked at Tianlang with a smile.

"Haha, yes, I was very naughty when I was young, and I often made mistakes!" Tian Lang was a little embarrassed.

"Really? I can't see it at all! I think Tianlang should have been the kind of good boy the neighborhood likes since he was a child!" Wang Xiaotang said in surprise, and then showed a puzzled expression, "But... why did the maple forest become Redwood forest...?"

"I don't know about that... I haven't seen a maple forest since I left here and went to the town. Later... I only come here when I go up the mountain every week to cut redwoods..."

[Yaolang! ! !Ask for directions! ! !What else should I ask? !There is nothing left to say now! ! ! 】

As a result, Wang Xiaotang really got Yaolang's instructions!

"Leave" is accompanied by a spell version of the amulet.

[TAT male god, you are so caring! ! ! OTZ Although this amulet looks so strange...But!With this, I will definitely be able to get over this lie! ! !What a timely help! ! ! 】

Wang Xiaotang threw the amulet on the ground, "Ah! I found it!" and picked it up pretending to be pleasantly surprised, "I found the amulet!"

"Really?" Tian Lang turned around in surprise, "This...amulet looks really...unique." Tian Lang was a little intimidated by the weird-looking amulet.

"Ahaha, is that right? All the amulets in my hometown look like this!" Wang Xiaotang insisted.

[Fart! ! !No! ! !Tianlang, you must not change the great image of □□ in your mind! ! ! The amulets of □□ are not like this! ! !This is just the male god version of the amulet! ! ! 】

"Haha, well, since the amulet has been found, let's go back!" Wang Xiaotang pulled Tianlang's sleeve and left.

"Hey! Miss Xiaojia, wait a minute! I have something to do!" Tian Lang couldn't talk to Wang Xiaotang, so he could only stop her movements.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Wang Xiaotang stopped.

[Fuck, fuck, fuck!The male god told me to leave!What else do you need? !What if a monster appears? !Wait, could it be a clue? !I'll take a look at the situation first...]

Wang Xiaotang held the exorcism charm in his hand, and was alert to the surrounding environment.

Tianlang approached a maple tree, took out a bell tied with a red and white string from his sleeve pocket, hung it on the tree, hugged the maple tree, and said softly: "Thank you for laying the coffin for us." Mahogany provided."

There was no wind, but Wang Xiaotang saw the branches of the maple tree moving slightly.

"Okay, Miss Xiaojia, let's go." Tian Lang turned around, smiled and held out his hand to Wang Xiaotang.

【what's the situation? ! ! !Want me to hold his hand? ! ! ! 】

"Shua~" A spell flashed in front of Wang Xiaotang's eyes, and Wang Xiaotang's good dynamic vision allowed Wang Xiaotang to clearly see the word "招" on it.

【Yakuro, are you really playing with me? ! ! !Holding hands is to make trouble like that? ! ! ! QAQ I only held hands with boys when I was in elementary school—! Can TAT pretend that he didn't see clearly! 】

"唰～唰～唰～" A few more of the same talismans floated past, making Wang Xiaotang clearly know that today, he has to be tied!

Wang Xiaotang put away the exorcism charm, stretched out his hand stiffly, showed a shy smile, and lowered his head, "Tianlang is really a gentle person."

Tianlang took Wang Xiaotang's hand and smiled contentedly, "Well, because Hongmulin has paid a lot for us... let's go."

Now Tianlang led Wang Xiaotang away, Wang Xiaotang only felt that he was really going to become a movie king...

[QAQ, you guys with high IQs really know how to play...]

Back at the coffin shop, Wang Xiaotang saw Yao Lang waiting for her at the door of the coffin shop, and immediately said, "Brother QAQ..."

Yao Lang raised the corner of his mouth, "It's time to go back..." Turning around, he nodded to the owner of the coffin shop, "Thank you for your care...tomorrow...we will visit again..."

[QAQ what? ! ! !Again? ! ! ! OTZ Yakuro please stop playing! ! ! 】

"Ah... tomorrow...we're going to cut wood on the mountain..." The boss looked at Yaolang with some embarrassment.

Yao Lang approached the boss, secretly stuffed a Ye Mingzhu to the boss, and whispered: "The scenery on the mountain...is also very beautiful..."

"That's what you said..." The boss instantly beamed with joy, and turned to face Tianlang with a smile, "Tianlang... Tomorrow, you have to take care of Miss Xiaojia too!"

"But... don't we want to... tomorrow..." Tian Lang, who didn't notice the trick between Yao Lang and the boss, looked puzzled.

"Miss Xiaojia will go with us to cut wood on the mountain tomorrow, you, take Miss Jia to see the beautiful scenery on the mountain, and take care to protect Miss Jia, you know—?"

Tian Lang, who didn't know why he was so excited today, felt very happy, "Okay!" Turning to Wang Xiaotang, "Then please give me more advice tomorrow! Miss Xiaojia!"

[No way! ! !Do you really want me to go? ! ! !God, have you ever asked my opinion? ! ! ! It's useless for OTZ to ask... I will definitely agree to the male god's request... But I will ask anyway! ! ! 】

"Well, see you tomorrow!" Wang Xiaotang showed a shy smile, bowed slightly, and left with Yaolang...

[QAQ I will have a schizophrenia sooner or later! 】

No, no, Wang Xiaotang, you have already mastered the skills of schizophrenia!real!If you don't believe me, look at the character panel!

Tianlang and the boss entered the coffin shop, while on the other side...

"QAQ Yaolang... did you have fun today...?" Wang Xiaotang stared at Yaolang's back resentfully.

Yaolang who was walking in front raised the corners of his dark purple mouth, "Not bad...very interesting..."

[OTZ has been messing around for a long time, male god, you are really playing! ! ! 】

Wang Xiaotang, who was speechless, slumped her shoulders, "Tomorrow...why are you going..."

[Don't tell me you still want to play! ! ! QAQ But even if I really want to play, I can't refuse...]

"Exorcism." Yaolang speeded up his pace, and soon, the two returned to the tree.

night.

"Holding...holding hands...for the first time..." After washing, Wang Xiaotang lay on the bed, staring at her slightly trembling hands...

Wang Xiaotang, your reflex arc is too long! ! !Did you start shaking after washing? ! ! !

"Ah—!" Wang Xiaotang rolled back and forth on the bed, "What to do, what to do, what to do, what to do... What! What! Do! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh god!!! Stop playing!!! I'm about to be ruined by playing!!!"

Good sound insulation effect prevents the sound from coming to Yaolang.

In the end, Wang Xiaotang fell asleep frowning as she turned over and over again...

After falling asleep...it was still the stunning woman, she smoothed Wang Xiaotang's brows, and said with a soft smile, "This way...it won't make you... fall in love with someone else..." Printed a kiss and disappeared into the air...

The next day.

The sun is shining, the air is fresh, and it looks like a good day to travel!

Yao Lang found a pair of clogs in the glove cabinet and asked Wang Xiaotang to wear the clogs for a trip today.

【I go!Do you want to make it so grand?It's not convenient to walk in clogs, is it? !Run even slower!I still prefer sneakers…]

Not too grand, Wang Xiaotang!Your hairstyle...is still wrong...

However, Wang Xiaotang didn't dare to protest to her male god, so she went out in clogs...

To the coffin shop.

The boss, the new lady boss, and Tianlang are already standing there waiting...

In the eyes of others, the new proprietress and Wang Xiaotang are both beauties.The proprietress was prettier, more dignified, more attractive, but married.And Wang Xiaotang is not married yet, and she looks quite obedient and virtuous (just looks).Therefore, it is difficult to distinguish between the two.

In Wang Xiaotang's eyes, there was a half-faced woman staring at her opposite, feeling a lot of pressure...

In the eyes of Tianlang, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.Miss Xiaojia is indeed the most beautiful!

In Yakuro's eyes, it's interesting...what will happen...?

The five of them headed towards that mountain, and set off!

[Unexpectedly, the fat-looking boss can walk so well! 】

Wang Xiaotang was surprised to see the boss who didn't catch a breath.

The five walked and rested, and finally arrived at their destination before lunch.

The boss and Tianlang took out their axes and were about to cut down the tree, but Yaolang stopped them.

"Wait a minute..." Rows of charms flew out from Yaolang's sleeves, surrounding the entire maple forest...

"Here, there is a demon..."

"Demon...?!" Every time Yao Lang makes a move, it must be accompanied by the fear of others.

"That's right...there is a demon..." Every time others were frightened, Yaolang remained calm.

"Where...is there a demon?!" But this time is different from usual, this time Yaolang, in the eyes of others, is a rich man!The power of money cannot be underestimated!Once a person has enough money, his words are convincing enough.

"You are directly opposite... that piece of... the redwood forest..." Yaolang sat down on his knees, opened the third compartment of the medicine box, took out the demon sword, and pointed at the redwood forest, "Please come out..."

"Ah!" The new proprietress screamed, and a red light rushed out of her head and rushed into the redwood forest.

Seeing that the originally glamorous proprietress turned into a half-faced woman in an instant, she passed out on the ground, and both Tianlang and the boss took several steps back in fright.

"Xiaojia..." Yaolang called out Wang Xiaotang's pseudonym, "Apply medicine to her..." He took out a bottle of ointment from his sleeve pocket.

[No way!Want me to come? !Fuck!Just because you get used to it doesn't mean you can get close! 】

Wang Xiaotang's eyes widened, hesitating in disbelief.

[Wait a minute... My current identity seems to be... Yaolang's junior sister...? 】

In the end, Wang Xiaotang reluctantly took the medicine bottle and bamboo slices...

【Paint and paint!It's an internship! 】

Gritting her teeth, Wang Xiaotang approached the proprietress, and was about to touch her face with a piece of bamboo...

"Miss Xiaojia, no!" Tian Lang pulled her aside, "What if there is danger?!" Tian Lang was very worried.

[I don't want to either! ! !The key is that I am now Yaolang's junior sister! ! ! OTZ, why do I feel that Yao Lang said I was his junior sister is premeditated...?No, no, I want to believe in my male god! 】

Yao Lang looked this way, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, but he didn't speak.

"Don't worry! I'll be careful!" Wang Xiaotang nodded towards Tianlang, mentally prepared, and began to scrape the rotten flesh on the new proprietress's face with the mood of a strong man breaking his wrist.

Although Tianlang felt a little disgusted and scared, he still kept an eye on Wang Xiaotang's situation to prevent any accidents.

When he found that the new proprietress was about to grab Wang Xiaotang with one hand, "Miss Jia, be careful!!!" He pulled Wang Xiaotang over, hugged Wang Xiaotang in his arms, and took her to the side.