What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

"Hey! You two! Wait for me!" Gui Xiaotaro ran a few steps after him, turned around suddenly, and ran back, "Xiao Jia, follow me!" He pulled Wang Xiaotang up and ran.

"Eh?...Okay." Wang Xiaotang was dragged away in a daze.

【＝△＝Weird...Why don't you feel awkward being pulled by Gui Xiaotaro?He's also a man... Well, never mind, he runs too slowly! 】

Wang Xiaotang felt that Katsura Kotaro was too slow, so he carried Katsura Kotaro on his shoulders and quickly overtook Takasugi Shinsuke and Sakata Gintoki.

"Ahahahahahaha...!" Katsura Kotaro felt uncomfortable in his stomach, but his pride in surpassing Takasugi Shinsuke and Sakata Gintoki made him laugh all the way.

The two of them entered the battlefield first, Wang Xiaotang put Gui Xiaotaro down, and Gui Xiaotaro immediately pulled out his sword to rescue his companions in the battle.

But Wang Xiaotang looked at the people fighting and the piles of corpses on the ground, his mind went blank.

【Strange... What does this feel like...? 】

Spiritual power surged in his body, subconsciously, a water sword condensed out of Wang Xiaotang's palm.

〖Water spiritual power is temporarily closed, guide the spiritual power, switch cards, Mingdao Huche〗

The system switched Wang Xiaotang's water knife to the famous knife Huche, but Wang Xiaotang, who was in a strange state, did not notice it.

Wang Xiaotang looked at the celestial being who was slashing at her, and couldn't hold back his excitement. He licked the corner of his mouth, and with a wave of his hand, it was a knife.

"Pfft—" Bright red blood splashed across Wang Xiaotang's face, and the heaven and man were split into two by Wang Xiaotang like a watermelon.

【Hand tear devil...】

For some reason, Wang Xiaotang's first thought was to tear the devil with her hands, and then she realized that she had killed someone.

【Kill... kill...】

Wang Xiaotang touched his face, his hands were covered with blood, he didn't feel sick, but excited.

【So easy...so fragile...】

Wang Xiaotang seemed to have been pressed a strange switch, with green eyes, and plunged into the crowd.

Wang Xiaotang waved the Ming Dao Hu Che indiscriminately, even though it was like this, as long as it was chopped by the Ming Dao Hu Che, it would be cut in half.

"Weird...monster!" In the eyes of Tianren, Wang Xiaotang didn't have any weapon in her hand, she just made a waving motion casually, and a Tianren would be cut in half.And their attacks had no effect on Wang Xiaotang!Even though Wang Xiaotang had killed so many people, there was no blood on her clothes, which was in stark contrast to her blood-stained face, which was very strange.

"Retreat! Retreat!" The celestial leader who led the celestial beings issued an order to retreat, and the celestial beings fled. Wang Xiaotang persistently followed behind the celestial beings, hacking and killing the celestial beings.

【kill!kill!kill!Hahahahaha! 】

Gui Xiaotaro and the large army who came behind stared at Wang Xiaotang who was chasing after Tianrensha, only Sakata Yinshi saw the famous sword Huche, "Good sword..."

"Hey, is this guy a monster?" Shinsuke Takasugi looked at Wang Xiaotang's empty hand, and cold sweat broke out on his back, "There is nothing in his hand...how did he cut Heaven and Man in half..."

"Nothing...?" Sakata Gintoki was stunned, and after realizing that Wang Xiaotang was holding something like a shikigami in his hand, he concealed it for her, "Ah~ it's probably Kamehae Qigong wave~ Kamehae Qigong wave Something like that~ It’s great~ Yinsang also wants to learn Kamehae Qigong wave~"

"Tianren retreated, what is that guy doing?!" Takasugi Shinsuke ignored Sakata Gin, and found that Wang Xiaotang had been chasing behind Tianren, almost out of sight. He rushed to Katsura Kotaro, who was closest to Wang Xiaotang, and shouted: " Gui! Bring Yang Xiaojia back!"

"Oh! Yes!" Gui Xiaotaro woke up from the shock, and immediately ran over, holding Wang Xiaotang who was immersed in the pleasure of killing and couldn't extricate himself. Wrist, the knife didn't cut off, and Wang Xiaotang was also awake.

〖Release of Water Spirit Power Seal〗

[It feels so refreshing... Cool! 】

"You almost died, you know." Wang Xiaotang looked at Gui Xiaotaro, "Don't grab me suddenly." He wiped his sunglasses casually.

[The sunglasses are dirty, I have to find a way to clean them when I go back. 】

Seemingly anxious words, coupled with an unwavering tone; a blood-stained face, coupled with an expressionless face; raised hands, and dark and deep sunglasses.At this time, Wang Xiaotang looked strange and terrifying.Gui Xiaotaro broke out in a cold sweat, "Ha... haha... Xiaojia, you... you just... have to follow the heaven and man..." Gui Xiaotaro looked at Wang Xiaotang, and felt a chill in his heart, as if he was being attacked by some beast. Stared at the same.His voice is getting smaller and smaller...

"Huh?" Only then did Wang Xiaotang realize that he had run so far that he almost lost sight of the team, "Oh, sorry." Wang Xiaotang bowed to Gui Xiaotaro, his face still expressionless.

The moment Wang Xiaotang bowed, Gui Xiaotaro felt as if he had escaped a catastrophe, and the feeling of being stared at by a beast disappeared from his whole body. He turned around quickly, with lingering fear, "It's okay, let's go back quickly!" ran back.

Wang Xiaotang looked at Gui Xiaotaro's running appearance and was a little puzzled.

[Why does it feel like running away...?Is it my delusion...? 】

"Hey—you hurry up~ Yin-san didn't get enough sugar at noon, so I have no energy in my body~" Sakata Gintoki sat down on the ground, "Yin-san wants to eat chocolate parfait~!"

[The male god wants to eat Chocolate Buffy?Of course to be satisfied! 】

Wang Xiaotang ran up to Sakata Yinshi, "Mr. Shirayasha, how about I treat you to a chocolate parfait dinner tonight."

Sakata Yinshi looked at Wang Xiaotang's expressionless face and the blood still dripping from his face, and stood up all of a sudden, "Yinyinyinyinsang should go back and eat red beans and rice!" Turning around and running back.

At this time, Sakata Gintoki was thinking: "Why do I think you are talking about making me Buffy Gintoki--!"Is human flesh Buffy really okay? !Won't it turn red? !I really don't want to be Chocolate Buffy! ! ! '

A group of people returned to the private school, everyone was startled by the blood on Wang Xiaotang's face.The person who led the way for Wang Xiaotang ran up to Wang Xiaotang, "Little Xiaojia, are you okay! Did you hurt your head?! Did you hurt your head?! Where did you hurt?! Lie down!"

"No..." Wang Xiaotang felt itchy blood flowing down his face, and touched it, "This is the blood of heaven and man, I am not injured."

"That's good." The man breathed a sigh of relief, but immediately became nervous again, "So much blood! The battle must have been intense! It must have been hard work! Sit down, and I'll bring you water to wash your face!" Run to fetch water.

"Hey——cannon fodder—get water for Yinsang to wash your face too~ Yinsang is working hard too~!" Sakata Yinshi saw someone bringing water for Wang Xiaotang to wash his face, and waved at that person.

"What kind of cannon fodder?! My name is Hatta, okay?! And you are so clean! You must have done nothing! Why should I bring water to wash your face?!" Hatta snarled at Sakata Gintoki.

"You look so unremarkable~ You can live two episodes at most~" Sakata Gintoki picked his nose and lay lazily on the chair, "Like Yinsang, you can live until the end of Gintama~! Yinsang is the protagonist Oh protagonist ~ quickly bring water to the protagonist~!"

"Just dream!" Hatta ignored Sakata Yinshi and brought water to Wang Xiaotang to wash his face.

"Thank you, Hatta-kun." Wang Xiaotang took off his sunglasses, washed his face, showed a healing smile at Hatta, and put on the sunglasses.

"No...it's nothing! Yes...it should be!" Hatta blushed almost to the point of bleeding, and even started to stutter.

"Oh oh oh~" Sakata Gintoki seemed to have seen something novel, "Did Cannon Fodder fall in love with Mr. Xiaojia? Just give up~ It's useless~! Mr. Xiaojia has a wife ~And she is a great beauty~!"

"What... what?!" Hatta's face turned even redder, "I didn't have it!!!"

"Really—" Sakata Gintoki suddenly approached Wang Xiaotang, with a mysterious look, and whispered: "Hey, this guy said he doesn't like you."

"Huh?" Wang Xiaotang didn't know how to answer, so he could only pretend that he didn't understand.

"I'm right next to you!!! Sakata Gintoki, what nonsense are you talking about?!!!" Hatta looked at Wang Xiaotang and explained in a panic, "No! I...I don't like you! It's not that I like you! No , how should I say...Anyway...don't listen to what Sakata Gintoki said!" Hatta's eyes were burning.

"Oh." Wang Xiaotang blinked her eyes with a dazed expression.

Seeing Wang Xiaotang's reaction, Sakata Yinshi smiled inexplicably, then retreated to his previous position, and lazily shouted, "Yin-sang wants to eat chocolate parfait~! Yin-sang needs to add sugar~! Yin-sang wants to eat because I died from lack of sugar~!"

【But you just said clearly that you don't want a chocolate parfait meal...】

"Ah!" Wang Xiaotang thought of something, "Let me treat everyone to a big meal! Is there any place where I can have a big meal now?"

"Sure enough, it's still Huajie..." Gui Xiaotaro thought for a while, "Now Huajie is the only place that is not under the jurisdiction of all parties..." Looking at Sakata Gintoki, "That's right Gintoki!"

"Ah~" Gintoki Sakata showed a lewd smile on his face, "There are beautiful women and delicious food~"

"Hey, you guys!" Hatta stared at the two of them in disbelief, "Are you going to let Xiaojia go to that dirty place?!"

"What's the matter~ man~" Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils indifferently, "I just need more experience~"

"That's right~" Katsura Kotaro made the same gesture as Sakata Gintoki, "At our age~ we just want to vent~"

"Hey! You..." Hatta wanted to say something else.

"Then let's go to Flower Street." Wang Xiaotang interrupted him, smiling softly, "I invite you to have a feast at Flower Street!"

"No way! Xiaojia, are you really going?!" Hatta thought for a while, his eyes suddenly became firm, "Then I will go too!"

"Ah~ let's go~" Sakata Yinshi had already walked away with Wang Xiaotang shoulder to shoulder.

[(ω) I, I, I, I, I and the male god are shoulder to shoulder! ! ! 】

"I don't know if there are any new beautiful geisha!" Katsura Kotaro was excited and looking forward to it.

"Teacher, do you want to be together~" Sakata Gintoki turned around and asked Yoshida Shoyo.

"No, you go." Yoshida Shoyang waved with a smile.

"If the teacher doesn't go, I won't go either." Shinsuke Takasugi looked serious.

"Go and play, just come back early." Yoshida Shoyo patted Takasugi Shinsuke on the shoulder and asked Takasugi Shinsuke to go with him.

"Then... Teacher, I will take good care of them and not let them mess around!" Takasugi Shinsuke bowed to Yoshida Shoyang and left.

"Then please." Yoshida Matsuyo smiled and watched them leave.

Flower Street Restaurant.

"The proprietress! Eun-san wants to eat chocolate parfait!" Sakata Gintoki shouted at the proprietress.

"Give me the money first!" The proprietress looked at Sakata Yinshi fiercely, "Don't think about credit!"

"This is our consumption today." Wang Xiaotang put a bag of money in front of the proprietress, smiling softly, "Today, the proprietress will also ask the proprietress to take care of my companion."

"Yes..." The proprietress's cheeks were flushed, "I said that I would not be so rude if someone as polite and outstanding as you was coming... Come in, come in!" She flipped the money and said with a smile Put it away, let Sakata Gintoki and his party enter a place similar to a private room.

In fact, not many people came this time, because everyone has different things to do.Sakata Gintoki, Wang Xiaotang, Hatta, and a few people who are resting today.The proprietress served a large table of good wine and food, gave Sakata Yinshi a large chocolate parfait, and invited a few geisha to accompany the wine.

"Boss lady." Wang Xiaotang called to stop the boss lady who was about to leave.

"What... what's the matter...?" The proprietress blushed a little.

"Boss lady." Wang Xiaotang approached the boss lady's ear and whispered: "If they want to whore/prostitute, let them pay for themselves. As for the money...the rest, I will reward you."

[How could I let the male god go to another woman? ! 】

"Understood, understood!" The proprietress winked at the geisha and left shyly.

"Oh~ So Mr. Xiaojia has taken a fancy to the proprietress here~" Sakata Gintoki happily ate chocolate parfait, "The proprietress is indeed beautiful, but the proprietress will not spend the spring evening with you~"

"I know." Wang Xiaotang asked the geisha to pour her a glass of wine, took a sip, elegant and noble, "I'm just trying." He nodded at the geisha and smiled slightly, "Let's play the first piece."

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