What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

"Ah~ I'm so disappointed~" Sakata Gintoki quickened his pace and walked up to Yoshida Shoyo, "What does your new companion look like~ Gin-san was too nervous just now and didn't see anything clearly~"

"You'll see it later." Yoshida Shoyo said with a smile.

in the bedroom.

"Thank you for your hard work." Yoshida Songyang put Wang Xiaotang on the bed, and said to the teenagers who were cleaning the bedroom: "An extra meal tonight."

"Yeah!" A group of teenagers jumped up excitedly.

"I want chocolate parfait for Yinsang's extra meal~" Sakata Gintoki raised his hand and walked to Wang Xiaotang with eyes wide open, "Oh, the kid looks good, but...is he really a boy?"

"How can there be chocolate parfait here!" Katsura Kotaro also leaned over, "Like me, she has long hair..."

"Okay, okay, Yin-san wants to eat rice with red beans~the kind with more red beans than rice~" Sakata Gintoki touched his chin, "Let's call him wig number two."

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui Xiaotaro looked at Wang Xiaotang and stroked his hair, "We should call him Gui No. [-]!"

"Ah~ why don't you just call him Red Bean Donburi No. [-]~" Sakata Gintoki shook his head indifferently.

"How about soba noodle No. [-]?" Katsura Kotaro suggested.

"Hey... I said you two...!" Shinsuke Takasugi walked to them, "Are you guys naming the dogs? And you!" Shinsuke Takasugi pointed at Yinshi Sakata, "What you want is red bean cover Rice? It’s rice with red beans! Don’t trouble the teacher, hey!”

"What, do you think we've left you out, whore?" Sakata Gintoki's dead fish eyes slanted to Takasugi Shinsuke, "Oh, right, let's call you whore No. [-]~"

"What...?!" The veins on Shinsuke Takasugi's head popped, "You...!"

Sakata Gintoki walked up to Takasugi Shinsuke, interrupted him, looked him up and down, and showed a malicious smile, "Call Dwarf No. [-]~"

"Hehe...hehe..." Takasugi Shinsuke looked up at Sakata Gintoki, the anger in his eyes was burning, "Sakata Gintoki, you are dead!"

"What? Are you going to fight?" Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils, "Yin-san doesn't matter~" He touched the handle of the knife.

"Childish." Shinsuke Takasugi left the words and walked out of the room.

"Hey! Whore! Who are you calling childish?!" Sakata Gintoki looked at Takasugi Shinsuke's noble and glamorous back, and was so angry that he wanted to draw his sword.

"Gintoki! Gintoki! Calm down!" Katsura Kotaro pressed Sakata Gintoki's hand firmly.

"Don't stop me! Today I will kill him!!!" Sakata Gintoki wanted to rush over.

"Calm down! Calm down! Gintoki, calm down!" Katsura Kotaro hugged Sakata Gintoki.

"Heh." Shinsuke Takasugi, who had already walked some distance, turned around and showed a mocking smile.

"Ah!" Sakata Gintoki was furious, broke away from Katsura Kotaro, and ran out with a knife, but Takasugi Shinsuke had disappeared.

The teenagers left the bedroom one after another. When only Wang Xiaotang and Amaterasu Omisami were left in the bedroom, Wang Xiaotang woke up with a light on his head.

"Hmm..." Wang Xiaotang rubbed against the pillow and opened her eyes a little, "Mmm...Amaterasu..."

"Xiaotang, you're awake." Amaterasu sat on the bed and held Wang Xiaotang in his arms.

"Hey... this is...?" Wang Xiaotang looked around and found that the decoration was very Japanese-style, "What kind of photography city...? No, why am I here... I remember, we were at home..."

"Xiaotang, this is already another world." Amaterasu Omikami straightened Wang Xiaotang's hair.

"Another world...? But I haven't finished the task of the previous world..." Wang Xiaotang was completely deceived.

[System, what happened?How am I in another world? 】

〖There is an abnormality in the body of the host, forcibly entering another world for recuperation〗

【abnormal?What's abnormal? 】

〖Infected cells in your body are spreading〗

[Infection... Oh, I remembered, the character panel said I was an infected person... well... then where is this? 】

〖Gintama, the period of the war against barbarians〗

[Gintama? !War against Barbarians? !That is to say... the period when they fought with the Celestial Beings in Yinshi? !That, that, is Songyang Sansan still there? ! 】

〖It was Yoshida Matsuyo who brought you back〗

【Yeah? ! ! ! =ˇ= Great! ! !Songyang Sansan is not dead yet! ! !I must save Songyang Sansan! ! ! 】

(At this time, Wang Xiaotang still doesn't know that Yoshida Shoyang is an immortal big boss...)

〖Regarding this matter, Amaterasu has something to tell you〗

[Is there something to say...?what...? 】

Wang Xiaotang looked at Amaterasu Omisami, "Amaterasu, the system said you have something to tell me."

"Xiaotang already knows that this is the period of Gintama's war against barbarians, right?" Amaterasu pushed Wang Xiaotang's hair behind her ears.

"Yeah, what's the matter?" Wang Xiaotang turned his head and looked at Amaterasu Omisami suspiciously.

"Heavenly beings and earthlings are fighting, and Xiaotang feels that a stranger has come at this time, will they bring you back?" Amaterasu Omisami smiled.

"That's right, then we...this is..." Wang Xiaotang was even more puzzled.

"Ordinary people can't see shikigami, but here, only Sakata Gintoki can see me, so I made an agreement with Yoshida Shoyo through Sakata Gintoki." I told Wang Xiaotang what happened afterwards, "...so Xiaotang must remember that you are an onmyoji, and I am your wife now."

[(ω) When... the husband of Omikami that day or something... it's so... so touching! ! !Ahhhhh!so excited! ! ! 】

"Knock, knock..." Someone knocked on the door, "Excuse me, are you awake? It's time for dinner!"

"I'm awake, thank you for the notification." Wang Xiaotang confirmed her settings, adjusted her voice, and said this sentence in her most gentle tone.

"Oh, then please come out quickly, I'll take you to the dining hall!" The man's tone was a little hasty, "If it's later, they'll have all the food!"

"Yes! Come out immediately." Wang Xiaotang jumped out of bed, shook her cherry clothes, ran to the door, and opened it.

"Hurry up... ah..." The man suddenly blushed when he saw Wang Xiaotang, and immediately changed his words, "Actually, it doesn't have to be too fast! I can share my food with you!"

"Thank you very much." Wang Xiaotang showed a healing smile.

[Although I don't know why they firmly believe that I am a man, but... (ω) It's great to be a man!Especially since I'm still Amaterasu's husband!Husband! ! ! 】

"Small... small thing!" The man blushed even more, turned around and led the way, and walked with the same hands and feet.

[This guy is so interesting!He blushed! 】

Wang Xiaotang just followed behind, and soon arrived at the dining hall.

For a while, there was no sound.

"What's wrong?" The originally noisy dining hall became quiet. Yoshida Shoyo looked suspiciously at the place where everyone was looking at, and suddenly realized, "Ah! This is our new companion from now on! Everyone welcome!"

"Okay!"

"Finally we have a healing system in our team!"

"Great!"

"Much better than those guys who can only cut people!"

"welcome!"

……

Yoshida Shoyo's words were like a bomb, and immediately, the atmosphere in the entire dining hall became lively.Wang Xiaotang has never experienced this kind of welcome...

"Thank you everyone." Wang Xiaotang bowed deeply to everyone, his vision was blurred by the sudden tears.

"Hey... what's the matter, this is... don't cry... are you scared to cry by these idiots?!" The person who led the way for Wang Xiaotang saw that Wang Xiaotang was shedding tears, panicked, and hurriedly tried to wipe Wang Xiaotang's tears.

"No." Wang Xiaotang rejected the man's extended hand, and wiped away her tears, "I'm just, so happy." She smiled from the bottom of her heart.

[For the first time...not isolated...]

"Ah... so healing...!"

"I feel warm all over my body..."

"so good…"

"Letting him join us is really the most correct decision made by the teacher..."

"I feel like I can do without those guys, as long as I have him..."

……

Everyone showed happy smiles.

"Who the hell poured Yinsang's red bean rice bowl with bitter gourd juice!!!" Sakata Gintoki rushed to the dining hall, roaring all the way.

【Eh? !Silver mulberry? ! (ω) Is it Gintoki Sakata? ! 】

Wang Xiaotang turned around and was punched head-on by Sakata Yinshi!However, nothing happened to Wang Xiaotang.

Sakata Yinshi felt as if he had hit a pink wall, and was bounced to the ground by his own reaction force, "It hurts..." Sakata Yinshi rubbed his head, "Yin Sang doesn't know when the canteen built a It’s a pink wall, it’s an illegal building, it’s an illegal building, quickly tear it down for Yinsang!”

"That... I'm not a wall..." Wang Xiaotang stretched out his hand, "It's the first time we meet, my name is Yang Xiaojia."

Sakata Yinshi held Wang Xiaotang's hand and stood up with strength, "It turned out to be you, newcomer, you knocked down Yinsang, how do you pay for it?! Yinsang is the main force against heaven and man! Nicknamed Bai Yasha, oh white Yasha!" With a pair of dead fish eyes and a rascal face, he looked like a local hooligan.

"Ha." Wang Xiaotang couldn't help laughing, "How do you want me to compensate you? Mr. Bai Yasha."

【It's really Yinsang! ! !I touched the hand of the male god! ! !ah--! ! ! 】

"Ah~ Yin-sang's request is not high, just let Yin-sang eat chocolate parfait until he's full. It's easy to achieve, right." Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils.

"Ah, is that just the case? Then I'll treat Mr. Bai Yasha to a chocolate parfait next time." Wang Xiaotang nodded with a smile.

[Brother has plenty of money! 】

#look!This is the ugly face of the rich! #

# My backhand is a slap! #

"Oh! Really?! Unexpectedly, you are still a rich man!" Sakata Gintoki's eyes widened.

"Hey, newcomer, ignore this idiot." Shinsuke Takasugi appeared, "He's just blackmailing you."

"Hey, whore, Mr. Xiaojia proposed this on his own initiative. It's none of your business!" Sakata Gintoki changed his name to Wang Xiaotang, and when he saw Shinsuke Takasugi came, he remembered something, "Speaking of it, You are the one who poured Yinsang's chocolate parfait with bitter gourd juice, pay for Yinsang's chocolate parfait!"

"What chocolate parfait?! It's just rice with red beans!" Takasugi retorted.

"It really is you! Yin-sang's red bean rice bowl was ruined by you! Pay Yin-sang now!" Sakata Gintoki grabbed Takasugi Shinsuke by the collar.

"The devil will pay you! Idiot!"

"whore!"

"childish!"

"dwarf!"

……

Seeing that the two were about to fight, Wang Xiaotang persuaded them to fight, "Don't fight, Mr. Bai Yasha, I can treat you to a chocolate parfait dinner again! Mr., look, I am shorter than you, and I am thinner than you." Don't you feel comforted to pay back the money? So everyone, don't fight!"

"Rookie, let me tell you, this idiot, I must kill him today!"

"Mr. Xiaojia, I must deal with this guy today! Remember Yinsang's two chocolate parfaits!"

Of course they wouldn't listen to such substandard persuasion.

【Even so, the male god is pleasing to the eye!This is the daily life of the barbarians!I also need to carry out the setting and integrate it into it! 】

"Xiaojia." Gui Xiaotaro appeared out of nowhere, "Let them do this, as long as they both lose, the title of the strongest barbarian will be mine!" Thinking of something else, "Xiaojia can let me eat Can you eat all you can eat soba noodles? I can cover you!"

"Mr. Lian Gui said that..." Wang Xiaotang suddenly stepped forward, grabbed the shoulders of the two, and pulled hard, "I can't just sit idly by."

The huge force caused Sakata Gintoki and Takasugi Shinsuke to separate instantly, just when they were shocked by Wang Xiaotang's strength...

"Enemy attack! Enemy attack!" A wounded man ran over.

"He actually attacked Yinsang while he was eating! Yinsang must kill them!" Sakata Gintoki stared at Takasugi Shinsuke with dead eyes, "Whore, let's let our business go first, and kill the gods first."

"Do you need to say that?" Shinsuke Takasugi shouted at the dining hall, "It's from the Ghost Soldier! Go and kill the gods!"

"Yes!" Many people stood up and ran out with Gao Shanjin.

"My team, you take your time, Yin-sang, I'll be one step ahead!" Sakata Yinshi also ran out.

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