What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

【This wine doesn't have a certain degree...it's a bit bitter...】

"Yes." The geisha saluted, walked away, and flicked the shamisen.

"Look... I can't tell, Xiaojia, you...you're still a veteran in the field of love!" Gui Xiaotaro fought with a group of people, got drunk, and brought a wine glass to Wang Xiaotang's side, "Come on! Let's drink!"

【What the hell? !Can this kind of low-alcohol alcohol be drunk? !How much did you drink? !Don't want to go to the toilet? ! 】

"Alcoholism is harmful to your health." Wang Xiaotang looked at Gui Xiaotaro solemnly, "So, I don't plan to drink too much."

"What! Man! Just... just want...to be able to drink!" Gui Xiaotaro didn't listen at all, holding a wine glass and wanted to pour Wang Xiaotang, "Drink! Drink...wine!"

[I don't want to drink this kind of bad wine...what should I do...ah!There is a way! 】

Wang Xiaotang had a flash of inspiration and thought of a way, "Okay, but I have a drink, and you have a drink too." She picked up the wine glass and let the geisha pour it one by one. In the end, Gui Xiaotaro vomited from drinking, and Wang Xiaotang was fine and refreshed.

[Shui Lingli is easy to use!Fight wine with me?Oh, let's be funny! 】

"Oh! Good drinker!" A group of people started booing, and they toasted to Wang Xiao one by one, but Wang Xiaotang vomited them all, and he had nothing to do.

"..." Hatta stared at Wang Xiaotang who was smiling calmly, with the meat in his mouth about to fall out.

Sakata Gintoki and Takasugi Shinsuke were fighting for wine, the two almost failed to fight, and finally ran outside and vomited.

They are full of food and drink, so they have some special needs. Besides, they drank so much wine... Just when some people wanted to touch the geisha, Wang Xiaotang clapped his hands, "You guys Back off." Let the geisha leave.

"Huh? Mr. Xiaojia, what are you doing~? Why did the geisha quit~?" Sakata Gintoki looked at Wang Xiaotang puzzledly while holding a wine glass.

"That's right, I just got acquainted with Miss Geisha just now!" Katsura Kotaro was dissatisfied with the Geisha in his arms and left without hesitation.

"..." Shinsuke Takasugi didn't say anything, but he seemed a little bit dissatisfied.

Others also showed more or less dissatisfaction, only Hatta expressed satisfaction.

Wang Xiaotang looked at the crowd, picked up the wine glass calmly and gracefully, and took a sip, "I ask you, where is this place?"

"Flower Street." They were confused by Wang Xiaotang's sudden question, they didn't understand the intention, so they had to answer directly.

"Yes, Flower Street." Wang Xiaotang pointed his fingers at the table, "To be more specific, it is Flower Street that is not under the jurisdiction of any party. Then, why is it not under the jurisdiction of any party?"

"You want to say...!" Hatta realized something.

"Because there are celestial beings and patriots here. Where do you think these foods come from? Isn't it just exchanged from celestial beings?" Wang Xiaotang picked up the wine glass and watched carefully, "and Mr. Bai Yasha kept chanting Isn't the Chocolate Buffy made in the way of heaven and man?"

"Eh?! Is that so?!" Hatta's eyes widened.

"That's it." Wang Xiaotang poured himself another glass of wine, "under such circumstances, you are still thinking about whoring/prostitutes, which is a bit too fearless. Before you know it, heaven and man have infiltrated How do you feel about entering your daily life?"

[(_) For this, I give myself full marks! 】

"..." They were all silent, not sure if they couldn't accept this fact or they couldn't face such an ignorant self.

【＝＝Actually, I just don’t want the male god to be tarnished...＝ˇ＝But it’s not bad to pretend like this~! 】

"Think carefully, observe carefully, since when did heaven and man have integrated into your daily life." Wang Xiaotang put down his glass, "Geishas are also human beings, do you think they would like heaven and man? Do you think they are inferior? Do you think Are they just an object to let you vent? If you think so, then I can only say that you are a bunch of ignorant beasts." She left the private room.

[( ) successfully pretended to be coercive! 】

When Wang Xiaotang saw Sakata Gintoki's lewd/slutty smile, her heart was on fire, and she swore that she would never let the male god touch any woman again.

Wang Xiaotang, who had finished pretending to be aggressive, walked on the street, looking at the ancient Japanese buildings, feeling a little disappointed.

[A war that is bound to be lost, and must be lost, is really sad.What I can do is to reduce human casualties as much as possible, and I can't change the ending, otherwise my favorite Gintama will no longer exist... So Songyang Sansan... what should I do? 】

Wang Xiaotang took out his smart brain and looked at the photos he took before, feeling much calmer in his heart.

[(ω) Yakuro is so handsome! 】

Then she flipped to a photo.

[(ω) This one is also great! (_)Wait, what is this...]

Wang Xiaotang enlarged the photo.

[(#Д)Kiss...kiss...kiss...kiss...hickey? !Who did it? ! ! ! 】

Wang Xiaotang's heart was not at peace.

Bada followed Wang Xiaotang all the way, and saw Wang Xiaotang take out a square object, sliding his fingers back and forth, feeling a little strange, and then saw Wang Xiaotang's shocked face, as if a feather was scratching his heart, tickling, wondering what Wang Xiaotang saw .And behind Hatta, was Sakata Gintoki who ran out on the pretext of going to the bathroom.

At night, when everyone is asleep.

Yoshida Matsuyo and Sakata Gintoki sat facing each other.

"Silver time, how is the observation?"

"The name, strength, fighting instinct, and bloodthirsty desire all match the night rabbits, but the fear of sunlight, inability to control bloodthirsty desires, food intake, and weapons as umbrellas are all inconsistent with the night rabbits. The wound healing cannot be judged, and if it is true It is the Yetu family, there is no need to lurk here at all, with their power, it is easy to kill all of us."

"What about the others?"

"He's unexpectedly obsessed with geishas, ​​he drinks a lot, and he has the communication tools that celestial beings have."

"keep an eye on."

"Yes."

For several days in a row, Wang Xiaotang followed Yoshida Songyang to learn swords, but it was of no use.

When not fighting with heaven and man, Wang Xiaotang still makes the sword look good, but when he goes to the battlefield, the first time he sees blood...

I don’t know when the knife in my hand turned into the famous knife Huche, and plunged into the place where there are many heavens and humans. With a left knife and a right knife, I cut the heaven and man in half, blood splashed all over my face, and then followed the army of heaven and man , almost followed the heaven and man, and was finally called back by Gui Xiaotaro.

Katsura Kotaro said: ＝ˇ＝I'm used to it, really, I'm really used to it...(#Д) No wonder!Such a horrible thing, I will have a heart attack if I face it a few times, okay? ! Can TAT change someone...

Here's what others have said...

"No, he is your team member, and you are required to take responsibility." Takasugi Shinsuke.

"Yin-san? No, no, Yin-san doesn't want to be made into a chocolate parfait~" Sakata Gintoki.

"Ah—! It's scary! It's scary! Don't!" The other team members said.

What?You ask Hatta?

Hatta happily agreed, but the first time he went to call Wang Xiaotang, he was frightened and fainted. Since then, although he wanted to try again, Yoshida Shoyang did not dare to let him go again.

Regarding these two issues, Amaterasu Omikami, Yoshida Matsuyo, and Sakata Gintoki had discussed and finally decided: let Mingdao Huche learn sword moves, and then automatically use them when Wang Xiaotang uses her.Continue to ask Gui Xiaotaro to stop Wang Xiaotang.

(Gui Xiaotaro: TAT you are too insidious!!!)

Soon after, Wang Xiaotang became famous.

It is rumored that there is a fierce general under the frenzied noble son Gui Xiaotaro, who has the same long black hair as Gui Xiaotaro, and is dressed in a pink women's kimono. Unable to understand his thoughts, he often runs around with Gui Xiaotaro on his shoulders, known as: the tyrannical flower ghost.

It is said that as long as the flower ghost appears, the heavenly beings will basically choose to retreat.And the flower ghost has only one weakness, that is Katsura Kotaro.

(Gui Xiaotaro: What is TAT ​​doing!!! What does it matter to me?!!!)

Wang Xiaotang's military achievements gradually increased, and his rank quickly rose, but after he was promoted to the deputy captain of Gui Xiaotaro's team, he never rose again.

On this day, Heaven and Man launched an attack again. Gui Xiaotaro led Wang Xiaotang as the vanguard, and directly killed a bloody road. However, Heaven and Man did not retreat, but kept pushing towards Wang Xiaotang and Gui Xiaotaro, and quickly separated Wang Xiaotang and Gui Xiaotaro. , Wang Xiaotang was surrounded by layers of heaven and man.

The strange thing is that these days people's attack power is not very high, and there are very few people on our side who are injured, but their skin is extremely thick, except for Wang Xiaotang, Sakata Gintoki, Takasugi Shinsuke, and Katsura Kotaro can grind to death. , other people can't cut them at all.And they, after separating Wang Xiaotang and Gui Xiaotaro, didn't care about Gui Xiaotaro's group, they all crowded towards Wang Xiaotang, ignoring the harm caused by others, like a city wall, completely isolating Wang Xiaotang.

Yoshida Songyang, who was observing the enemy's situation in the rear, quickly discovered the abnormality of the heaven and man, "No, there is a fraud!" He turned to the messenger and said, "Let Gui Xiaotaro bring Yang Xiaojia back immediately!"

"Yes!" The messenger rushed into the battle circle immediately, and came to Gui Xiaotaro without being stopped by heaven and man, "Captain Gui, the teacher asked you to bring Vice Captain Yang Xiaojia back."

"I want to too!" Gui Xiaotaro slashed at the celestial being in front of him hard, his face blushing, "But I can't do it at all! You!" Gui Xiaotaro stopped chopping the celestial being, "Go and kill Sakata Yin Toki and Takasugi Shinsuke called!"

"Yes!" The messenger quickly called Sakata Gintoki and Takasugi Shinsuke.

"Heaven and humans have all gone to Yang Xiaojia." Takasugi Shinsuke looked solemn, "It's completely suicidal guidance. They want to lure Yang Xiaojia into a trap and kill him in one fell swoop."

"There are not many gods in Yinsang's place - the feeling of being ignored is really uncomfortable..." Sakata Yintoki smiled ferociously.

"You've been underestimated..." Gui Xiaotaro raised his knife and shouted, "Everyone! Let's start from here! Rescue Vice Captain Yang Xiaojia!"

"Okay!" In response, a group of people, like taking medicine, took Gui Xiaotaro as the starting point, and tried their best to kill the heavenly beings. way.

however…

"Damn it! He killed too fast!" Gui Xiaotaro took the time to glance at Wang Xiaotang's direction, and found that Wang Xiaotang's speed was extremely fast. In just a short while, the distance was further extended by tens of meters.

"No way, the celestial beings are also retreating deliberately!" Takasugi Shinsuke chopped down a celestial being.

"Step on the head of a celestial being!" Sakata Gintoki stepped on the head of a celestial being first.

"Good idea!" Katsura Kotaro and Takasugi Shinsuke also stepped on it.

They run all the way...

However, Wang Xiaotang has already stepped into the trap...

"!!!" The three of them watched helplessly as Wang Xiaotang rushed into Tianren's spaceship, then accelerated, and rushed into Tianren's spaceship as well.

"Hey, hey...this is not good..." Sakata Gintoki looked at the group of celestial beings surrounding him, the corner of his mouth twitching.

"Go to Yang Xiaojia's place first!" Gui Xiaotaro hacked a celestial being to death, and rushed forward immediately.

"I can't get through it at all!" The surroundings were filled with the previous heavenly beings again.

"Jump on their heads!" They jumped on the celestial beings again.

"Catch them!" shouted a celestial being.

"What!" Gui Xiaotaro and the others felt that their feet were suddenly pulled, and they had already fallen into the embrace of heaven and man.

"Why are you blushing?" Gui Xiaotaro saw the celestial being hugging him blushing.

"You are so beautiful... your hair is so long..." Tianren blushed.

"Is...is it..." Katsura Kotaro also blushed.

"If you don't mind, can you leave a contact information..." Tianren blushed even more.

"No...don't mind..." Katsura Kotaro lowered his head shyly.

"Fuck!!! (#Д) It's this time, what are you doing with a wig?!!!" Sakata Gintoki, who was hugged tightly by the gods, saw this scene and roared: "You have too much taste! !!"

"Idiot." Takasugi Shinsuke looked at Katsura Kotaro with a black face.

"Tie them all up to me!" Heavenly Man ordered again.

"Easy, lightly, I'm afraid of pain..." Gui Xiaotaro looked affectionately at the celestial being who wanted to tie him up.

The author has something to say:

_(:з」∠)_Katsura Kotaro didn’t collapse, he just planned to take advantage of Heaven~