[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Wait a minute, can he?

When the whole world became "cartoonized" as far as he could see, Bruce, who was helping his baby girl to learn to walk, almost got excited and put on a bat costume on the spot to "transform" into the dark knight, just to give baby Helena a more reliable life. Protect.

But Tony, who put on the Iron Man armor in the blink of an eye, calmed him down a little.

Yes, he wasn't fighting alone, Damian was behind him, and with his familiarity with his own son, Damian was ready to fight.

Naturally, Damian had already held the bat dart in his hand, but he didn't take it out because of Tony Stark's face.

Secret identities are such a waste of time, there has never been such a problem in the League of Assassins.Iron Man can't be knocked out for the convenience of action.

Wait a minute, can he?

As if he had guessed his bad idea, Damian noticed that his father's eyes were pointing, and shook his head slightly, the boy could only curl his lips, his disappointment palpable in his words.

With the help of Tim, Pepper also walked to them in a few steps, with a calm expression, but her hands on her stomach revealed her worry.

Bruce looked around, under the creamy yellow sky, the scene tens of meters away seemed to be covered with a frosted filter, shadowy.The Barton family, who had been swimming and playing in the sea, was nowhere to be seen.

With many years of rich experience in "encountering" things beyond the scope of scientific explanations such as illusions and magic, Bruce knows very well that the most unbelievable thing at this time is his own eyes.

If they are lucky enough, this magic-like change only affects the environment, not people, obviously, they will fight side by side.The old father used panic to maintain his personality as a rich guy in Gotham, while quietly analyzing the combat effectiveness of the "group".

There were six people - including a baby who couldn't walk and a mother-to-be.Helena and Pepper must assign a full-time protection person who can only defend and occasionally attack, so there are only two mobile combatants left.

The situation... Bruce frowned, well, he's been through worse.

If Tony is not counted, only him and his two sons are the only effective combat power output. Of course, Iron Man cannot be excluded in order to protect the secret identity.

Bruce doesn't know what's going on with the others who temporarily disappeared, and he resists his tendency to think and prepare for the worst, considering they're all superheroes on their own teams anyway.

Thoughts were spinning quickly, but next to her ears was the unceasing crying of baby Helena, "Wow... mama! mama!"

I don't know if she was frightened or realized that no one was paying attention to her suddenly. From the moment the change appeared, Helena suddenly cried.

The one-year-old baby is getting more and more emotional, and now he is getting more and more tempered, and will make troubles because of various things. Through the accumulated experience, the old father and brothers have gradually been able to distinguish the baby Helena's crying. Emotions - just like the crying sound now, but you can't see the tears when you howl, it's not sad, it's not pain, it's anger!And very angry.

The baby sat on Bruce's arm, crying and clapping with his little hands, and his little feet kicked back and forth with limited range.

With Batman's arm strength, it is more than enough to control a baby with one arm, so Helena can't fall down no matter how troublesome.

Tony looked at Bruce with sympathy - of course, the steel mask can't express the emotion of "sympathy".

"Oh——she misses her mother, she calls her mother as soon as she encounters danger." While sympathizing with Bruce, he was glad that he had a wife and his child had a real mother to call.

Not only Bruce, but even Damian and Tim wanted to roll their eyes. The baby would call mama when he cried. This word has no meaning to the baby!

"What's wrong with her?" Tony's voice came through the armor's sound transmission device, which sounded a little unreal, "Is the good baby feeling unwell?"

Bruce touched Helena's forehead, and was dismissed by the little girl, not at all.

"Oh baby, are you scared, don't be afraid, your Uncle Tony is Iron Man!"

Although he said so, Tony actually felt a lot of pressure—no, much more than a mountain.

In addition to a baby who needs to be hugged and protected at all times, there is also the mother of his future child, and the baby in his belly. If they are in danger, let alone attack, he is not even sure whether they can escape.

To make matters worse, he still has to protect the helpless Baby Bruce!Of course, whether you can still be called a baby when you are older is debatable...

And his stinky and disobedient young son!

Why can Captain and Thor run away when they are really needed! ?

When Tony was slandering inwardly, the armor suddenly issued a warning, and almost at the same time, he heard the faint ding, ding, bang, bang, sound of hard objects hitting the armor.

It's raining?

Everyone else noticed this sudden change in the environment, and Damian subconsciously reached out to pick it up. As a result, the expected transparent water droplets did not fall from his palm, nor were they red, green or other strangely colored liquids, but a drop of water. A...green round object.

This is... peas?

Not only that, but what Tim received was not a pea, but a small broccoli flower.

Everyone: ...? ? ?

After living for a long time, one can see everything, no, there is rain of forgiveness!

This change made Bruce and Tony raise their vigilance for the first time, and Tony even turned on the weapon system.Not because anyone is afraid of peas or broccoli, but,

First of all, you don't know if it's real peas/broccoli, or a pea/broccoli-shaped bomb, and you don't know if the peas/broccoli are poisonous;

Secondly, even if the forgiveness-colored "rain" is real food, they are equivalent to hailstones. Under high-speed and high-density conditions, they will of course be harmful to people, and they do tend to become denser and denser.

There are no buildings that can be used to hide in the field of vision, let alone natural bunkers. Bruce tried to call his private jet remotely, even contacted the small fighter jets in the safe house in the nearest area, and tried the call system of the watchtower.

None responded.

He finally whispered tentatively to Superman.

Tony heard the call, and he couldn't help raising his eyebrows in the armor, then shrugged, not surprised, "Good idea, I will try it if I am."

A few seconds later, the richest man in New York and the richest man in Gotham looked at each other tacitly and nodded. It seemed that the call could not be heard, and Superman would not appear.

Seeing this, Tim, who was closest to the mother-to-be, took out a small strip-shaped device similar to a pen from his trouser pocket or where Tony hadn't had time to see clearly. After fingerprint recognition, this "pen" was directly transformed into a long stick.

After calming down, the young man pressed a button that he didn't know where it was hidden. One end of the long stick directly shot out a wire-like metal with a film, which took the shape of an umbrella after it was fully unfolded, and several brackets emerged from the other end, deeply piercing into the ground .

Under Tim's coquettish operation, an artificial bunker, although not too big, appeared out of nowhere, enough for a few people to stand under, so that everyone present was finally protected from the peas and broccoli.

Tony in the armor was a little speechless in addition to being surprised-to be honest, the founder of Stark Industries certainly could have created this thing completely, but he would have to have a severe persecution paranoia to carry a bunker with him...

When he noticed the big and conspicuous red Robin logo on the side of the stick beside him, he was even more speechless.

Red Robin has given up on treatment for his secret identity.

But Tony didn't say anything, just exchanged a tacit look with the Red Robin boy - that is, "You really knew that I already knew your secret identity".

Tony has no time to take care of this multi-layered nested knowing relationship. After all, the baby's screams are enough to destroy anyone's calmness and reason.

The old father has reluctantly sacrificed Helena's favorite mobile phone, so that she can finally nibble unscrupulously. The little guy really stopped crying temporarily, and took a look at the mobile phone in his hand. His disgusted little eyes seemed to be Do an estimate.

Everyone got a rare moment of silence, and were about to breathe a sigh of relief, but the little girl threw the old father's cell phone on the ground.

Then I was still struggling to bend down and saw the phone dropped on the ground, but no one picked it up for me, and immediately continued to cry and be irritable at high decibels!

Tony, who has no experience in parenting, looks confused. Will the child become so difficult to take care of when he grows up? ? ?

Damian showed naked/naked/naked disdainful eyes, otherwise, do you think that raising children is always a good time, a loving father and a filial daughter?

That's all an illusion created by some unscrupulous parenting internet celebrities/stars!

Not to mention misleading the general public's perception of parenting, it will only increase the pressure on most mothers!

Oh, look at how other celebrities raise their children!

Is it real in the first place?

Secondly, is there any reference value and guiding significance?

The real raising of a baby is all about jumping around, crying and distress coexist, it is running-in and patience, it is making progress together, it is raising children and raising yourself!

The little brother's impassioned concluding speech shocked the scene!

The mother-to-be, Little Pepper, touched her chest and just wanted to applaud. She also thought that this young boy who was seriously discussing parenting was so cute. The connection between siblings almost melted her heart, and she wanted to have another one!

Tony really clapped his hands with Iron Man armor, bang bang bang, and kept nodding.

On the contrary, the old father Bruce knew that the above "passionate" was not original by Damian, but posted by Jason, who is known as the "conscience" of the mother and child care industry, on his account.

#护儿的真实# This tag reached the top of Twitter’s global trend that day.

"Then what should we do in this situation?" Tony lowered his posture and humbly asked for advice.

Do one-year-old children understand the truth?Do you want to reason with her?

Everyone regarded the green peas and broccoli as nothing, and began to discuss the education of the next generation under the cover...