[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

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Stark's soul torture really made Damian stunned.

Of course, it's not because Damian doesn't do enough research on education, he has a Ph.D. in economics at the age of 8!

The main reason for the stupefaction was that Damian didn't expect that old man Stark could really listen to what he said.

Wait, what's the matter with you grown-ups looking at cute things?Especially Mrs. Stark, clutching her chest, looking at him kindly, like seeing a cat in human clothes!

This is not an open-minded look at all, it is an adorable look.

snort! ! !Damian felt that he was being tricked. He dared to love these people not because of his rich parenting experience and vigilance, but because he was "cute" by the contrast of this kind of children's rationality!

It's cute only if you don't take him seriously!

The little boy was full of anger, turned his head and crossed his arms, as if he didn't care about anyone.

From the point of view of Little Pepper, why is this cuter?Hey Tony, look, isn't it fun to have a boy?Stop being sexist about wanting only daughters of yours please?

Hehe, serious issues cannot be discussed with you stupid adults!

Damian's contempt was already written on his face - if it wasn't for the restrictions he had after living with his father, his contempt would not only have been written on his face, it would have been turned into words and thrown out to make these stupid adults reflect!

"Hey, little expert, you haven't finished telling me, do you want to explain the truth to the baby in this situation?" Tony continued to ask.

Tony said that he really wanted to know what the correct answer was, but he couldn't bear the look on his face. The little boy in Bruce's family is really cute.

Damian snorted coldly, and everyone familiar with him knew that this was the voice of his Robin/League of Assassins heir, very cold and ruthless.

"Well, you can reason—with your fists, like my mother," he said without looking back, without letting down his folded arms, "of course I suggest you set the rules, because you're Even a one-year-old child can’t understand reason, and if she violates it, she will be punished, just like my mother!”

Simple and fast.

What?punish?

How to punish?

It's enough to have a good meal, let Ta have a complete childhood - sincere advice from Damian Wayne, who is not a doctor of parenting but is better than a doctor of parenting.

Looking forward to the birth of the little angel, the old father looked at the real little angel Helena, wondering if it was because the umbrella blocked the forgiving broccoli and pea rain, he was not so irritable for the time being, and he was playing with his tongue right now , I seem to have just discovered this wonderful part of my mouth, and I occasionally eat my fingers and press my small teeth that have just emerged, and the saliva is flowing out!

Q has a pink and pink face, big eyes, long eyelashes, and green pupils that look like stars. Seeing Uncle Tony looking at her, she smiled sweetly at him after making eye contact.

What happened to the little angel's temper, she wants the moon, you Bruce won't pick it for her, but my uncle Stark will pick it for her!Literally!

As for the punishment and rules that Wayne's little thorny head said, Uncle Tony expressed shock and disbelief!

What kind of expert are you!

I won't hit the little one!

Bruce, do you know how to play little angels?Just because she is disobedient? !

Pepper, where's the child protection agency number? !I want to report!

Can't see you being such a Gotham baby!

Bruce Wind Review was murdered again Wayne was wronged!

No, of course I won't hit my daughter!It's too late for me to hurt her!

"You will spoil her." Young Damian shook his head, closed his eyes and frowned, like a tribal elder who has seen all the vicissitudes of the world, "If you want her to be as good as me."

That didn't convince Tony, he just put his big hands on the young boy's shoulders, and at the same time gave Damian a sympathetic look that almost made Damian go crazy again - I feel sorry for you, boy.

Then, the two young couples Tony and Pepper began to wink tacitly.

Even Bruce can guess what they exchanged in this back and forth look - honey, we can't raise children like the Waynes.

The Wayne family Fengping was killed again.

Tim, who has integrated adult memories from another world, thought he was definitely a mature adult and shouldn't argue with children anymore, but now he couldn't help it anymore, and ruthlessly exposed Damian. His voice was not loud, and it sounded indistinct in the crackling broccoli rain, but everyone present could hear him clearly.

"She woke up in the morning and sat on your face in a diaper, and I didn't see you making any rules."

You kid, just pretend to be deep in front of Stark... that's just to pass the mouthful.

In terms of pampering Helena, you can be tied with Jason for the first place.

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At the same time, on the unknown side of the island, it is clear that Red Hood and Thor are not in the mood to discuss parenting scriptures.They're being attacked by a giant moving stuffed elephant!

Well, it is not accurate to say that it was an attack. The little elephant did not charge towards them, using ivory to make them into barbecued pork, nor did it use its huge feet to try to trample them into a pulp.

Thor: My friend Todd, why do you have such a rich imagination?

Ahem, well, the above are all Jason's imagination—at least, what Jason imagined as a qualified fierce opponent, an elephant should at least be able to do.

Jason, who was thrown back by the plush toy elephant with its incomprehensible trunk wrapped around him again, thought so.

At the beginning, when this strange plush giant elephant appeared, neither Red Hood nor Thor considered this guy as an opponent, but only used it as the background. Together, they felt that the first priority was to find other people, and Thor then Pretend to fly around the resort island and look for everyone.

As a result, he was entangled in the elephant's trunk and thrown back to the beach, where he continued to stare at the plush giant elephant.

Are you sure you are an elephant and not an octopus?Is this elephant nose sure it's not a tentacle?

Thor: My friend Todd, why do you Justice Leaguers have such a lingering obsession with tentacles?

Cough cough, well, Jason was trying to prove that he didn't have any special penchant for tentacles, but he was knocked down by a bunch of bushes—yes, there were a lot of cartoon-like bushes popping up around them.

After the stuffed giant knocked Jason down, he let out a piercing giggle.

"You've got to admit it's annoying," Jason said grimly, and if it wasn't for the fact that he wasn't around, he'd sieve the fluffy thing!

He is here for surfing, how could it be possible for surfing to bring a wooden warehouse and hide it in his shorts? !

No, he's not talking dirty jokes.

"What are you trying to do!" Thor demanded sharply, holding his hammer to his chest...a stuffed elephant.

The giant elephant's Doudou eyes stared at Thor for a few seconds, and the two big ears suddenly fluttered, and Thor was taken aback!

Jason wasn't startled, he was blown sand by the fan held up by the elephant's ears.

After spitting out a few mouthfuls of sand, Jason heard Thor say to him: "My friend Todd, I'm sorry for showing you my dark side, I'm going to kill this elephant, I hope you understand. "

Totally understand, please.

Then Jason got the honor of watching Thor fight with his own eyes - the move is Thor's classic move, twirling the hammer like a yo-yo, and flying out with people, if there is a cape instead of red Hawaiian vacation pants, it must be more majestic... …

Thor can actually change clothes with one click, but he vaguely feels that... wearing a cloak and fighting a plush toy elephant does lose the status of Asgard's protoss... probably.

Jason, who simply regrets not having a cloak to see, doesn't know Thor's twists and turns. He watched in amazement as Thor + the hammer shot at this annoying elf toy like a cannonball. In slow motion, the elephant's trunk was directly dented. !

Oh - it must hurt!so cool!Thor Saigao...

You will see that the cotton wicks in the plush toy are all punched out!Definitely will!

Which middle school youth didn't love the gods in the world when he was a child!This is Thor's Hammer!

Before Jason's saigao had time to shout out, the expected cotton wool did not appear, and Thor was still inside the plush toy... Jason tilted his head and stretched his neck to look over. The back of the giant elephant looked like those exaggerated cartoons Again, a silhouette of a hammer and man appeared...

The elasticity of this elephant is too good...

According to the logic of the animation, Jason suddenly had a bad feeling.

His hunch was confirmed, Thor did not break the toy, but was bounced back with an extremely exaggerated elasticity, and at the same time, like all animations for comic effect, Thor fell headfirst into the sand, and his entire head was buried go in.

Jason let out a very sad breath...

The most valiant warrior naturally has the indomitable spirit and invincible courage, just like Thor.

He flicked his blond hair from the dirt, and without waiting for Jason to say anything, he just gave the black-haired youth a firm look, set off immediately, flew backwards into the sea for a while, gave himself some acceleration, and charged at the giant elephant again go……

Just like this, Jason watched Thor being ejected into the air, just like the cartoons he watched when he was a child, the bad guy was beaten into the sky by the good guy... turned into a star...

If Thor cooperates with "I will come back!" at this time, it will be...

"My friend Todd, don't worry, I'll be back!"

Thor really said so.

O——K—well, Jason really wanted to raise his forehead, but didn't want to study how Thor, who had turned into a star, achieved the long-distance transmission of sound.That's what animation is all about, right?

The bleak red hood is going to try the trick of talking.

"Um, Mr. Xiang," he showed his most friendly and sincere gesture, "can we borrow it? You know, we need to find our relatives and friends, they will be worried if they don't see us, you understand, Right."

The giant elephant opened its peasy eyes, tilted its head, and bared its fangs with a roar.

Jason rubbed his numb ears from the shock.

Just, quite suddenly.

"We can try burning it."

Thor, who disappeared in the animation villain's exit pose, is back, and he didn't break his word, he really came back.

But Jason had to work really hard to keep himself from looking at the big cartoon bag on Thor's head.

"It does look flammable..." Jason said yes to the idea.

Before the two had time to figure out how to get the fire source, a water column crashed down, pouring them a chill.

Jason wiped his face.

Don't want to study where this water comes from.

It was a cartoon elephant after all, he consoled himself.

Red Hood in surf shorts sighs again amidst the eerie giggle of a giant elephant...

Wait a minute, Jason squinted, why does this look familiar?

"I know what this is! It's Shy Elephant!" he said to Thor, the only teammate present.

He remembered that the toy was quite cute, how could it be so scary after being enlarged!

Wait, is this what a shy elephant looks like in the eyes of a baby?Because they are so small, the shy baby elephant, which is small in the eyes of adults, is a giant as big as them in their eyes.

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Math Lesson in Small Theater

(Math online class? Cover your face...)

Jason's old wet math class: I made a hood today, and another hood tomorrow, and asked how many hoods I had in the end.

Damian's old wet math class: I killed one person, and then I killed another person, how many people did I kill in the end?

The answer is as follows

Teacher Jason: Of course there is only one hood. If I make another one, it means that my previous one is broken. How clever!

Damian Laoshi: Of course there will not be only two. The final data depends on who my opponent is. Congratulations, you have learned conditional thinking.