[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Well, it now eats 1 shield, 2 clubs, where do we get 3? !

Jason briefly introduced the background of the shy baby elephant to Raytheon. Of course, Raytheon doesn't know any earth toys, and he has never seen the cute shy baby elephant itself. He has only seen the giant elephant that abused him three hundred times. , and was very puzzled why the earthlings would buy such a wonderful toy for their cubs, but he didn't show it on his face.

Thor was friendly and serious, frowning and listening seriously.

Jason didn't know that he was misunderstood by alien friends, "OK, she was scared to cry by the elephant at first."

Thor: "Then you still buy such a toy, what do you think?"

Of course, the above are just his inner thoughts.

"Then how do you deal with it?" This is what Thor said.

"Of course we took the baby elephant away," Jason spread his hands, "we'll take it out for her to play with when she's not scared."

Thor was very unconvinced in his heart. He wanted to say that he thought the earthlings deliberately challenged their cubs like this—very Spartan.

"OK...how isn't she scared?" Thor asked, with the eerie giggle of the giant elephant in the background, as if pleased with their company.

"Well, when she grows up, she will gradually lose her fear, I guess..." Under the increasingly suspicious eyes of the Asgardian gods, Jason became more and more confident.

He looked at the shy "giant" elephant that was still fluttering its ears not far away, and recalled, besides passively waiting for the baby to grow up, what else did they do?

"Oh! Yes! I remember!" He tapped his fingers, "Tim suggested we play more games of peek-a-boo with Helena! Tim is me... um, okay, my brother? You It can be understood in this way."

What does it mean to be so understandable?Thor frowned, well, it’s just like he is a human on earth, and he has family problems with his adopted brother...

"What did Tim say at the time..." Jason murmured, "Babies like Helena, who are less than 6 months old, don't have the concept of space... Seeing is tantamount to non-existence, and the shy little elephant Her movements and voice may be harsh, so she is afraid?"

So you should often play peek-a-boo with your baby, appear immediately after disappearing, and tell her with actions that the disappearance of the brothers in a short period of time does not mean that the brothers will not come back, and the brothers are just playing with you again.

With Jason's many years of combat experience, things like magic are very incredible, just like this plush toy elephant that can abuse Thor. If it wasn't for magic, who would believe that Thor holding Thor's hammer would be killed A weird giggling elephant sent flying?

And to deal with magic, especially in a magic space like now, the way to solve puzzles is often very simple...

So Jason tried to unlock the current magic circle by covering his eyes, which is very understandable.

But Thor couldn't understand, he wondered if his teammates were crazy.

"Quick, Thor!" Jason covered his eyes and said excitedly, "You also need to do like me, invisible means non-existent!"

This is the logic of the mainstream consumers of shy elephants - babies, right?

Thor really wanted to roll his eyes like Natasha.

But Thor still reluctantly cooperated.After a few long seconds...

"My friend Jason, the enemy has not changed." Thor made a conclusion through observation between his fingers.

Jason also put down his hand covering his eyes, a little discouraged, at least Thor called him from the last name to the first name?

But the moment he put his hands down, the shy giant became a little smaller!

Thor also observed this change!

What...?

"It wants to play peek-a-boo with us?" Jason was very suspicious.

Thor is also an action guy, he has already played it!I saw him cover his eyes with his big hand and put it down again. Although his expression didn't change much, his face was serious and a little clumsy, but his movements were at least quite professional. Of course, people who didn't know would never be able to see that he was playing hide-and-seek cat……

Didn't you say this is a shy baby elephant?It is "shy" with us, and we are also shy with it!

Thor's logic is pretty simple.

The fluffy opponent in front of him is really getting smaller while fluttering his ears!

Both Thor and Red Hood feel that they are doing the necessary tasks to maintain world peace, even though this task is done through peek-a-boo. A male hero just puts his face down after covering his face at an elephant...

Also shouting peekaboo at the same time...

...what's the situation?

Everyone on Earth knows this is the word they use when playing peek-a-boo, but to be honest, Wanda didn’t have a normal childhood, and no laboratory staff would play peekaboo with their siblings, let alone Vision. Having said that, he is a vision without childhood.

So, temporarily hiding behind the cartoon bushes, the two can only reasonably suspect that their teammates are out of their minds.

"They must be under control," Wanda said firmly.

Vision nodded in the affirmative.

Wanda was about to launch a mental attack to save her teammates. She turned her head and glanced at her lover, wanting to express her signal before taking action...

Wait, honey, why is the mind stone on your forehead shining?

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Captain America and Black Widow don't have the leisure to play hide-and-seek with their opponents. They are being chased by a huge colorful caterpillar, and they are exhausted...

"So what is the ending of this fairy tale!" Natasha's question was almost drowned in the wind.

"No, this isn't strictly a fairy tale," said the captain, wearing blue Hawaiian shorts, as he ran, "This is a picture book story!"

The two heroes with excellent physical fitness run extremely fast, but the cartoon beach in front of them is almost endless. There is no reference except for the red-headed and green-bodied caterpillar chasing behind them. They almost doubt whether their running speed is also Decreased.

"What's the point of this story?" Natasha couldn't understand what the captain said, "The very hungry caterpillar ate all the food?!"

At first, Natasha, who had confronted aliens head-on, didn’t think that the cartoon caterpillar in front of her would be more difficult to deal with than Chitauri, but after witnessing the caterpillar in front of her, she directly swallowed the vibrating gold shield thrown by the captain, and After she clicked the short stick, the two heroes completely lost their weapons and could only temporarily retreat strategically.

At this time, the captain suddenly remembered the picture book he had read - "The Very Hungry Caterpillar"!

"Are we still telling the children about this picture book now?" The captain must admit that he was touched for a moment, this is the inheritance, the inheritance!

As for Agent Romanov, in her childhood memories, of course none of the agents in the red house told her the story of the caterpillar, and she couldn't understand the logic of the story.

"This caterpillar ate an apple on Monday, 1 pears on Tuesday, and 2 on Wednesday. What is it? But it is still hungry? Finally, it ate the leaves of the tree and became comfortable and became a butterfly? This story has What's the point, Captain? Are you sure you remember correctly?"

"I think this picture book is teaching children to know food and numbers," the captain expressed his approval for enlightenment education while running, "The meaning is not important, Natasha."

Agent Romanov shook his head helplessly.

Well, it now eats 1 shield, 2 clubs, where do we get 3? !

Could it be that this hungry, gigantic caterpillar is going to eat us too before it stops? !

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The garbage author hasn't updated the article for a long time... I forgot to set the time for the manuscript box last night... _(:з」∠)_I just found out when I woke up, covering my face...