[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Why does her tone sound a little bit aggrieved?

"I know this question is very inappropriate, captain, but..." Natasha's red hair flew up as she ran, "Isn't the story you heard when you were a child, 'Down with fascism and build a brave new world'? You know, you told us..."

"The Very Hungry Caterpillar is a picture book with a long history, well, as old as mine," Steve's answer was almost drowned in the wind, "It's just that the painting style back then was not so...creative."

Caterpillars back then were still very cute, but caterpillars in the 21st century are very post-modern.

Limbs of different sizes and shapes, feet facing in all directions, plus one big and one small two eyes that are not circled?

If it weren't for the highly saturated red and green color scheme, he would have no doubt that this is some kind of alien insect race - the centenarian said that he really doesn't understand the aesthetics of modern people.

The female agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. stopped suddenly, "We can't keep running away like this, Steve, this is not our style, we should face it..." She turned her head and was about to point at the ferocious enemy to complete her original impassioned The pre-battle speech, but to be honest, when the opponent is a cartoon caterpillar, this speech can't be excited.

"No, this is not an escape, we are a strategic transfer, wait for him to eat... uh, the type and number of butterflies that can be turned into butterflies, I guess?" Steve himself suddenly became uncertain, "Look , he just ate 4 cobblestones, and he's going to be 5 soon."

Everything in front of me is obviously magic, or some kind of illusion, which cannot be understood with the logic of the normal world, but often depends on understanding and using the rules of the current illusion...

Understood, use magic to defeat magic - Kongkenan language.

So this is still a "very hungry caterpillar"...

Why do we tell such stories to our children?Did they already have a lot of little question marks?

"I've had enough." Agent Romanov, who was firm and uncompromising, threw a sentence to Captain America, and then turned around and rushed towards the big bug.

No alien can trouble Black Widow, nor can a cartoon bug.

Steve didn't stop his teammates, and could only watch Natasha jump, grab a big bug's irregular legs, turn over, and use the inertia of her body to step on a limb, matching the grip of her hands , riding on the head of the big bug in a few seconds.

Dragon Goddess?Ah no, the Insect Goddess is right.

Agents always carry some handy weapons with them. This is the basic training course of S.H.I.E.L.D., and Natasha, who is a senior agent, is of course no exception.Even though the two short sticks were eaten by the very hungry caterpillars, she still had a jackknife and three mini bombs strapped to her ankle and thigh.

In fact, she has already neglected basic security because she was too leisurely on vacation. How can she not carry a gun with her?

According to the plan of the red-haired female agent, she is going to throw a bomb into the bug's mouth and let it swallow, blowing up the cartoon bug and saving the captain's shield.

Under the smooth operation of the Black Widow, everything went smoothly, but...

One bomb/bomb went down, nothing happened.

The bomb/bomb did explode, but the expected collapse effect did not appear, and the bug just hiccupped.

Is magic really the only way to defeat magic?

Natasha doesn't believe in evil, if one is not enough, then two or three.

However, the big bug was not to be slaughtered. It shook its bright red head and shook to the ground. It was very irritable because it couldn't get rid of Natasha, and its tail drew deep ravines on the beach.

Natasha took a good chance, let go, jumped off the big bug's head, rolled on the beach to weaken the impact, tried to retreat temporarily, and then figured out a way.In order to cooperate with it, Steve is temporarily responsible for attracting the attention of the big bug.

It turned out that the bug seemed to have an IQ!When Natasha jumped off the beach, it seemed to understand that the weight on its head was light. It ignored Captain America at all, but turned around with a clear goal and swallowed the female agent in one gulp!

NO! ! !Natasha! ! !The captain couldn't believe his eyes.

"No! You can't eat Natasha! She's not five! You don't follow the rules!"

If you don't follow the routine, we won't be able to play.

Facing the captain's questioning, the very hungry caterpillar flicked its tail lightly, as if satisfied with itself.

How do you feel that the more you eat, the more intelligent you become?

Well, the number of fingers on one hand is also 5, and you can fit it in if you make do!

This is a bug that is good at exploiting loopholes!Not serious about math!

The captain comforted himself that Natasha must still be alive, thinking that she would burst out of the worm, but he couldn't do nothing and wait!

Now the worm grinned at him again, and rushed towards him. While dodging, the captain thought about which things on his body had the number 6, or was his guess wrong?After all, it also ate the bomb/bomb whose number was 1 just now.

What would Tony do if he came across this bug?For some reason, the captain always felt that Tony's cleverness would subdue this very hungry bug.

Probably because Tony is a man of science and engineering, very smart, good at math...

By the way, math?

"The Very Hungry Caterpillar" can also be regarded as a number and mathematics enlightenment picture book, the most basic kind.

So, what if you upgrade it?

"It's time for math class, bug," said the captain softly.

After looking through his pockets and finding no pens and papers—these are Hawaiian blue pants worn on vacation, how could there be pens and papers—the captain picked up a pebble, and quickly scored 1+ on the beach while being chased 1=2.

Hey, if Tony is here without a taunt - Captain, is that your level of math?

This simple little equation seemed to work like a spell, and the very hungry math bug stopped chasing Steve.

It tilted its head, opened its bloody mouth wide, bent down and swallowed a small lump of sand where the equation was located... and then started chasing Steve.

Natasha is still in the worm's stomach!

Then the captain quickly wrote another multiplication equation on the beach, 4*5=20.

This time the bug paused a little longer.

But he blushed a little, and absolutely must not let Tony know the two mathematical formulas he wrote...

Ordinarily, his brain should be four times that of a normal person!Why couldn't he write on the transparent panel full of incomprehensible formulas and diagrams like Tony did?

A Tony's board can feed this math bug to the brim!

The captain was devastated, he couldn't be allowed to write equations and formulas all the time, this is not his field of expertise!He would rather fight the bugs directly like Natasha!

Wait a minute?

Steve had an idea, and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop rising, almost wanting to praise his ingenuity.

He wrote a big π on the sand, the π of pi.

Steve had his hips akimbo, not even Tony could be as smart as him!

After the worm swallowed π, it really had a different reaction. It stopped chasing the captain, shook, and lay down, like a cat resting in the sun after eating.

The very hungry math caterpillar is finally not hungry?

Not only is he no longer hungry, but the belly of the big cartoon bug is visibly getting bigger and bigger... In the captain's understanding, it is probably because the infinite non-repeating π makes the bug actually eat more and more numbers, until the literal overload?

Finally, it exploded - like a bomb exploded from within.It's just that what was blown out was neither thick smoke nor foam, nor blood dripping, but small pieces like Lego all over the sky, pouring down.

Steve was hit in the face by a small shard, he patted his hair, grabbed a small shard, and found that they were all small Arabic numerals.

OK...fine...

Natasha jumped out from under the little splinter, alive and well, with the captain's shield in her hand and her staff in the other.

The captain was very concerned, and wanted to know if Natasha had been digested in the worm's stomach, and whether she needed to go for a physical examination.

The red-haired female agent shook her hair to clean up the small fragments of numbers. After hearing the captain's question, she had a strange expression on her face.

"I'm in the stomach of a bug...doing math problems."

Why does her tone sound a little bit aggrieved?

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I don't know if it was too much from the captain, Tony Stark sneezed several times.

"Hush!" Brucey looked nervous and disgusted, "Baby is asleep!"

Wake up you coax!

Tony looked at the little baby in the arms of the old Gotham baby. The little meaty bun was flushed with sleep, squeezed on his father's chest, and squeezed his little mouth up slightly.

"Perhaps the environment is different. She is a little restless today." The old father frowned, "Besides, this is actually not the time for her to sleep."