[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Drama chapter, no baby

The two parents-to-be, Tony and Pepper, have not yet experienced the torment of trivial sleep for babies. They never thought that there is a time for children to sleep. Even though Bruce may have mentioned it occasionally, they didn't take it to heart.

Pepper is able to accept the baby's sleep arrangement, and maintaining a perfect schedule is the daily life of the former senior assistant when he helped Tony run the company; and Tony is of course the one who is casual, and sleeping is the same as inspiration, following the fate.

Therefore, the two couldn't understand the serious eyes of the men in the Wayne family when it was mentioned that Helena didn't sleep on time this time.

Comeon, don't you adults suddenly want to take a nap?

Damian and Tim had already taken samples of broccoli and peas that had landed at random - they were normal vegetables.As for where these vegetables came from, and why they landed like "like", it is temporarily unknown.

"But they are cooked." Damian sniffed them under his nose, and twisted them with his fingers.

The discussion of several people was broken by a strangeness in the space ahead—as if some kind of refraction had occurred, after a brief distortion, a narrow gap was torn open, and several figures fell from the space.

First Hawkeye Clint Barton and his kids (Koople, Leela, Nathaniel) and then Dick!But the remaining teammates such as Thor and the captain are still missing.

Tony ran out from under the umbrella and helped Clint up.A few people didn't seem to be injured, and a few children even looked excited, and chattered before they jumped up and stood still, but their expressions changed immediately when they saw the current environment, and their faces were long. .

"Fuck, this is... what?" the eldest son shouted in disgust.

The children of Hawkeye's family are either in puberty or on the way to puberty. They are very rebellious and uninhibited, and often express their emotions straightforwardly.

"Evil! Broccoli and peas!" echoed the younger son, "I'd rather go back and play with the little train!"

"That's not a train, man! That's cool!" the older son raised his voice.

The group finally hid under the umbrella—even though the peas and broccoli were ripe, the crackling still hurt a little.

Facing Bruce's questioning eyes, Dick had a weird look on his face, "We came across a... Thomas the Little Engine, no, it should be the Thomas the Big Engine—the kind that is two stories high," although it looked like a steel The man explained, but his real report to Batman, "I guess, this is all magic."

"Honestly I don't know if I'll be able to look straight at Thomas the Engine anymore," he made a face at Tim and Damian, "I can see how creepy those train faces are now."

Dick what's going on here?

The children have a natural spirit of adventure. When the adults were nervously thinking about how to fight against a magic locomotive, the children started playing with the little locomotive, and passed a story that even Dick couldn't figure out. Method, let the little train run around the orbit of the circle.

"Don't you know?" The eldest son Kupple said lightly, "We can plan our own orbit."

"How to do it?"

"Oh, you don't understand even if I tell you." Before the words finished, Kuple ran away to play.

In this way, Hawkeye and Yeyi received disgust from teenagers who were naked, naked, naked... all their abilities were completely useless.The good thing is that Dick also keeps his secret identity, and he almost throws himself into the fight.

"Sometimes, I don't understand children's games, but they always seem to understand very complicated rules in a short period of time," Clint said with emotion, "I have to obey, don't I?"

Despite the grin on his face, Dick's heart...

Who wants to agree with the father of three children like you, we are not from the same generation!I'm not old yet!

When the little train is no longer a threat, almost in the blink of an eye, the environment they are in has changed, and the next second, they are in the space where Bruce and Tony are.

This is new information, and as it stands, those other missing teammates may be facing a similar magical cartoon problem, and there's a good chance they've been drawn into several spaces.Given that the Hawkeyes and Wayne's adopted son reappeared here after resolving issues from the previous space, it's reasonable to assume Tony and the others are in some sort of central ground?

The brains of everyone present began to spin rapidly, thinking too deeply, almost ignoring the new changes.

After a blinding flash, two figures slowly appeared, both in blue—not like Ye Yi, who chose to dress in blue, but blue from the skin to the nails—one arrogantly, one small step Only promises.

"Smurfs?" Eagle-eyed daughter Lila asked first, "Are Smurfs so ugly?" She felt the disillusionment of her childhood.

The most famous blue-skinned villains on the earth are none other than the Smurfs. "There are a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain~" is a childhood song of several generations, so people with blue skins will think of it. The Smurfs couldn't be more normal, and even Damian didn't think this question was brain-dead.

Maybe just like the mermaid, the Smurfs are real, but contrary to the cuteness of the animation, the real Smurfs are just like the two in front of you, ugly?

Maybe Gargamel is the beautiful one?

The cosmic bounty hunter didn't know that he was being regarded as an "ugly smurf" by the people on earth. He squinted his eyes, briefly observed a group of earth creatures not far away, and quickly located the loot.

Because his subordinates are too stupid, Yondu is not in the mood to kill or kill. "The navigation guide us to find this place," he said to his subordinate Green (or Glenn, whatever), "that white one, that small one, grab it and give it to me." I."

"If you make another mistake, I'll literally tear your egg off and stuff it in your own mouth, and let you eat it for me, understand?"

The little follower nodded tremblingly.

On Tony's side, everyone understood that after protecting the children and Pepper, Tony, Hawkeye, Tim and Dick formed the first line of defense.

"I hate aliens." Hawkeye muttered darkly.

Then, without any nonsense, he directly drew the bow to the full and shot an arrow with an electric shock function at the little blue man who was about to run over. If it weren't for the fact that he was on vacation and didn't have many weapons at hand, these two aliens would definitely Can be treated more "carefully".

Yondu knew that his subordinates were stupid, but he didn't expect his subordinates to be so stupid as to be beaten by the earthlings... He took a deep breath, accepted the reality, and decided to go out on his own, it will always be like this, he will never retire in this life up.

The style of the bounty hunter leader is never to talk nonsense, so he directly locked the target of his trip-at least the target of the buyer's equipment.His weapon that can be controlled at will is extremely fast at the cosmic level, so fast that the eagle eye can't see it clearly, so fast that even Damian almost didn't react...

But Batman, who has spent years studying the potential risks of various universes, is prepared.

The orange-red, strip-shaped unknown weapon is now parked in front of Tim in the white shirt, and Batman's big gloved hand is blocked in the middle. Some kind of magnetic field is opposing the forward trajectory of Yondu's weapon.

Bruce only activates the utility glove - so all Tony sees is the Gotham babe in Batman's gloves.

The other party's expression could not see any shadow of Gotham baby at all, staring at the blue alien with cold eyes.

"Are you going to hurt my son?"

Yondu was surprised for a short time, but Kierna had already proved that there are people on earth who are not easy, he squinted his eyes and showed his yellow teeth, "I am entrusted with the job, I only want the white one, and the one in your arms, The rest can live."

So this deadly alien Smurf still wants to threaten Helena? !

"You don't have to pay for the small ones. They won't live long anyway." The Smurf shrugged. "I only want the big ones. If you make an offer, I can give you a share of the commission fee."

"I know who you are, I have your information," Bruce said.

"And I don't know who you are, and I don't care." This is Tony's voice, his armor is activated, and the fire/arrow/cannon on his shoulder has been fired towards the alien Smurf.