[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

I know, you just have no boundaries.

A puff of smoke from gunfire passed, and Bruce's big hands covering his daughter's ears and eyes slowly lowered—the little guy was not woken up by such a loud noise, which is not normal—but this is not what he is doing now. The only thing to worry about is that in the middle of the thick smoke, the outline of the blue-skinned alien gradually became clear, and he still stood after staggering.

Based on the information he collected, such a result does not surprise him, but it does not mean that it is not worrying-the weapons on Tony's armor should have been used by 45% according to calculations, a baby, a mother-to-be, any one in between When someone had an accident, he and Tony would never forgive themselves. How could they stand out in an unfavorable situation without the Bat-fighter?

"Puff—puff—puff——" Yondu put down the arm covering his head, spit out a few mouthfuls of dust, put away the protective cover, and wiped his face, "You earthlings... are very unfriendly .”

The green things falling from the sky have always annoyed him.

"Okay, the game is over." Yondu lifted his coat, pulled out the wooden warehouse behind him, and raised the wooden warehouse in his hand as he said, "I wanted to save a few lives on Earth for the sake of an old friend, but You piss me off. Business is business..."

Before he could finish speaking, a red light struck and enveloped his wooden warehouse, like a levitating ball, controlling the weapon of the blue-skinned alien.

"What's going on...?" Yondu suddenly felt sleepy, and he fell down on the beach in the next second.

Under the umbrella, Bruce and his party, hiding from broccoli and peas, silently watched Wanda, the Scarlet Witch holding a shy baby elephant, deal with the vicious alien.

"Is this a mutant? Or a smurf?" Wanda bent down, looking at Yondu who had been covered with a few broccoli.

Dick couldn't laugh or cry, wondering how bleak the seemingly imposing alien would be if he knew that he was recognized as a cartoon character.Of course, when he saw Jason behind Wanda, he completely put aside his thinking about the alien's psychological activities.

But Jason and Thor, who was also wearing big red pants next to him, didn't seem very happy.

"Hey, Jay! Are you all right? God, you don't know what we ran into…"

The greeting from the eldest son of the Wayne family seemed to remind Wanda of something. She bounced to find Iron Man, and held the shy baby elephant in her arms to Tony’s eyes, like a treasure, “Hey, Tony, I can take this little elephant. Like taking it back to the Avengers base?"

"I strongly advise you not to approve this!" Thor yelled earnestly, "This is an evil creature!"

Tony and a stuffed animal stare wide-eyed.

"The magic has been lifted." Wanda retorted unwillingly.

"No, it's just shrunk, to normal size, but it's still evil!"

As if to prove Thor's word, the baby elephant smacked Tony's steel cheek with its trunk...

"Look, I told you before!" Thor shook the hammer, and the elephant exhaled dissatisfied.

At this time, Thor's attention was attracted by the peas that fell on his head from time to time. What was it that fell from the sky this day?

Earth is so weird, I want to go back to Asgard.

"You did say you were hungry," Jason shrugged. "Just about five minutes ago," he pointed casually at the sky with his thumb, "maybe it was to satisfy your desire to fill your stomach."

Thor looked disgusted, "No, no one likes to eat broccoli and peas, what I wish is steak! This is not a steak that fell from the sky!"

The teenage bickering has become the background music, and Tony Stark now has more serious matters to attend to... oh, so much more serious!

The eyes Bruce projected from the side like a sharp blade cannot be ignored anyway. He just used the bat glove in front of his old friend for many years.

To be precise, all those present who did not know his secret identity before now knew it.

Continue to hide it, trying to cover it up, saying that this is a gift from Batman to Bruce Wayne?

This is too fake, he just completely used Batman's behavior and language patterns, if Tony said he believed his nonsense, it was Tony pretending tacitly.

Bruce certainly doesn't regret it, it was in an emergency, to save Tim's life, and Red Robin didn't have the technology he used on the glove, which he had recently developed and was still in the trial phase.

She was as transparent as a little pepper, and of course she understood. She was only briefly surprised, but when she got in touch with the details of the previous life of the Wayne family, she immediately understood.

Facing the quiet and delicate atmosphere at the moment, she exchanged helpless glances with Tim and Damian.Tim sighed softly, took the sleeping Helena away from Bruce's arms, and Pepper and Damian picked up the long stick-shaped umbrella and silently moved it aside.

Only two awkward old men were left, beaten coldly and messed up in the rain of forgiveness.

They are very strong and can't die from smashing a few broccoli.

Even though he was wearing armor, Iron Man's mask had been opened. Bruce rubbed his brows, feeling unable to face Tony Stark's eyes from probing to understanding, to clear and honest eyes...

He knew what Tony would think—your best friend has kept a big secret from you all your life, and of course you will think that you don't know the real him at all.

Then, he realized that he was not his good friend at all.

The relationship between men is also very deep and needs to be cared for!

Everyone feels hurt, right?Not to mention a frank person like Tony.

This is a relationship of decades and generations, and it will end in the hands of Bruce's generation of Wayne.

Tony was able to keep quiet for so long because he was waiting for Bruce to speak first, and he was giving Bruce a chance to explain all this and convince him.

But Bruce suddenly lost confidence in his eloquence, or in other words, he was unwilling to use his eloquence to achieve certain goals in such a situation.

Tony broke the silence first, "You're Batman."

Bruce: "..."

The embarrassment and depression are almost breathless.

It seemed calm here, but in fact it was thrilling, and almost everyone present pretended not to be listening, but in fact they were all holding their breaths in the silence——

Vision's calm and unwavering voice came out at an inopportune time.

"Yeah," he answered casually, with a very objective attitude and a completely neutral position, "of course he is Batman."

Everyone who eats melons: "..."

As the deity of the Soul Stone, he certainly knows that Bruce Wayne is Batman, but he and Wanda live alone and enjoy the two-person world, never thinking that others don’t know, to be exact, he actually doesn’t care whether other people know Know……

Strictly speaking, it hasn't been long since Vision was born.He's probably not as good at reading atmospheres as Damian is, so he doesn't know and he doesn't care why everyone is suddenly so quiet.

Tony asks a question, he knows the answer, and he answers, perfectly fine.

"Why are you all looking at me?" Vision received everyone's eyes with different expressions, and had sincere doubts, "He is Batman."

The delicate atmosphere between Bruce and Tony was ruined by the vision, and there was nothing left.

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At this time, outside the cartoon fantasy, the real world of London, England is in the middle of the night,

At the corner of an unnoticed dilapidated street in the red/light/district, a figure in a windbreaker quietly appeared from the back door of the building, and disappeared into the black night again.

Almost at the same time, hoarse screams sounded from inside the building.

Another slender black figure blocked the back of the windbreaker, "Good exorcism, clean and neat, but..." The black figure turned his head and looked in the direction of the scream, "She is only 5 years old."

The back of the windbreaker was stiff for a moment, but he immediately relaxed, as usual, in the dark, his blond hair reflected the sparks from the cigarette butt, shaking faintly, "I am not a psychiatrist, this is not under my jurisdiction scope."

The slender black figure didn't speak any more, but leaned against the wall leisurely.

Constantine took a puff of cigarette, the cigarette butt flickered, and his pale face disappeared under the blond hair. He raised his head and spit the smoke ring into the air, maintaining his indifference, "You know, people of Gotham, beautiful women and I have never been innocent. interest in chatting."

The slender black shadow moved slightly, and the voice had a mature magnetism, which seemed to be able to lure people into a trap willingly, "A little bird told me that there are some things that only you can do in the whole world."

"I'm not a hero, honey, you've got the wrong guy." Constantine wasn't interested.

Hei Ying chuckled, "I know, you just have no bottom line," she paused, "and this is exactly what I need."

"Thanks for the compliment."

The cigarette butt illuminated the corners of his mouth lightly again.