[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

But why is it so big?

Yondu squinted at the surroundings of the island.The earth is still the same, and it seems that there have been no visible changes compared to when he took away Peter Quill according to the business commission - it is still filled with a rare and leisurely atmosphere in the universe.

This ease and leisure, like the life force that always overflowed in Peter Quill, made Yondu feel uncomfortable-because it was something he didn't have, and he wouldn't even want to expect.

The blue-skinned bounty hunter shook his head, irritatedly pulled out the toothpick he had just put in his mouth, and threw it far away, as if he could also throw out the anger towards that brat who didn't know what to do and who didn't know how to be grateful .

He doesn't want to think about that bastard who wears headphones and listens to ghosts and wolves every day.

Yondu, who has been running around in the universe all year round, did not get distracted by thinking that the landing place of his spaceship this time is only a private resort island on the earth, so the leisurely environment of this place does not mean that the whole earth is leisurely. He is also a social animal who has to run around for a living - of course, he doesn't care about these,

He kicked the sand under his feet, and, out of project management guidelines, he mentally set a one-hour time goal for the current Earth project to be completed.

There is still a weekly meeting to be held when I go back. The recent work attitude of my subordinates is not correct, and I need to kill a few sacrifices.

The business in the universe is not good, and even this kind of small work has to be done in person. Every time I think about it, Yondu feels a little sad.

Oh, by the way, there is a violent wolf lobo at the opposite house, and he competes with him every day for business.

Just to go into battle lightly, he only brought one man with him on this trip to the earth, but now he regrets it a bit, because the only man doesn’t look very smart—it’s been so long since he’s landed, his mind is already [-] It's been a thousand times, and this sand sculpture's men are actually copying their pockets at the door of the spaceship in a daze? !Do you expect him to work for Mr. Yondu? !

"You!" Yongdu said dryly, "Green!" He called his subordinate's name, thinking that he didn't rush to kick this kid must be because of his good temper,

"Where's the customer's tracker? Wait for me to open it for you?!"

The subordinate named "Green" woke up like a dream, with a dull expression on his face, "Er, boss, you called me?"

Yondu stared at "Green", eyes filled with disbelief—is his subordinates always so stupid, is it his own problem? !

"Green" scratched his head, "Uh, my name is actually Glenn..."

"Oh——" Yondu narrowed his eyes, his expression and tone were calm, "From now on, your name is Green. Do you have any opinions?"

Then put on an expression that if you have an opinion, I will kill you.

Little Green/Glenn can also get this expression, if he can't get it, he won't live to this day.

Green/Glenn swallowed, "No, no problem, from now on, I, my name will be Green..."

Heh, Yondu squinted his eyes, smashed his mouth, he still knows a little bit about good and bad, and this kid is lucky.

It is also because Yondu is in a "good mood" today, he took a deep breath, turned his head and continued to look at the scenery - the sunshine and sandy beaches on this earth are really addictive after a long time.

"Do you remember what the client said?" He leisurely told his subordinates, suspecting that he might be unnecessary, because his subordinates are not so stupid that they don't even remember the operation instructions, "When you get to the place, turn on the red switch first, and wait until we catch the target. Open it again..."

how to say?

Why is there always someone in the world who wants to challenge the bottom line of stupidity?

This is a cosmic philosophical question, and Yondu believes that Master Tun Xing must not understand it.

When he realized that before he could finish his sentence, the scene in front of him had changed drastically, and he even entered another dimension through a sonic boom, he knew that his subordinates had caused trouble again.

Clearly, Green had pressed the wrong buttons—red was for the track-and-locate feature, which helped them find targets, and yellow was for the teleportation feature, which allowed them to deliver moving targets to clients.

It is really a simple task that is rarely seen in a hundred years!

There are only two buttons in total, and it really takes talent to press the wrong button accurately!

And such a good deal can be messed up by his subordinates on their own!

The bounty hunter felt his blood pressure burst again.

Yondu closed his eyes, and endured and endured.

Fuck... he must kill Green!

The premise is that this kid still has a whole corpse for him to do!The lonely alien raised his alert level to the first level immediately after the environment changed, looked around, and found that he was the only living body in sight.

And his sensitive senses also told him the same answer.

Heck, all his ships are gone.

But... Yondu clenched his fists, which planet was he teleported to? !

He had never heard of any planet in the universe with a powder blue atmosphere!This unscientific! —and he is definitely well-informed!

It's not just the messy Yondu on the beach that's fucking in my mind at the same time.

On the other side of the island, Jason, who was surfing alone, just plunged into the sea, embraced the rare freedom and peace, then probed out of the water, wiped the broken hair from his forehead to the back of his head, opened his eyes, and was surprised to find... The colors don't seem right! ?

yellow sky?

What the hell is this?

Self-cultivation as a vigilante allowed the red hooded man to switch from a vacation state to a combat state in the blink of an eye—even though he is now only wearing a pair of big pants all over his body, it does not affect his flexibility, alertness, and strength at all.

— After all, surfboards can also be used as weapons.

But Jason couldn't get rid of the little depression deep in his heart.This can't be blamed on him, anyone who gets disturbed in the middle of surfing will only be more depressed than him.

Seriously, can he go to a place peacefully and peacefully in this life?

But he can't take the blame for this, it must be the old guy's broom star physique, Jason thought firmly.

While slandering Bruce in his heart, Jason picked up the surfboard in his hand, and suddenly swung it towards a certain direction behind him—as if waving a weightless keyboard... because Red Hood keenly sensed the sudden appearance of a The breath of another person/creature(?).

Don't panic, just knock him out, and kill him because he's lucky.

But the expected bang or scream did not appear, replaced by the sharp sound of the surfboard breaking.

Jason looked over in surprise, and found...his surfboard had hit a metal object, and this metal object...was the legendary hammer held in front of him by the legendary Thor.

At this time, the blond Asgardian god wearing a full set of big red Hawaiian-style vacation shirts and big pants has a very indescribable expression.

Thor really wasn’t defending—he wasn’t defending because of a surfboard in the atrium swinging over, he just subconsciously raised the hammer in his hand to block it, with an obvious expression of confusion and trouble on his face .

I don't know if he was bothered by Jason attacking him, or because it was a surfboard that attacked him...

"Calm down, I'm not an enemy." He patted the wood debris splashed out after the surfboard on his hand was broken, and said to the black-haired young man who came with Wayne in front of him: "I just left Stark and the others, and I also want to find a place Surfing, Stark, they're too loud."

His tone was businesslike, and at least it sounded cool.Thor will never admit that he left the comfort of a beach chair and the sun just to escape the dreaded Earthbaby, keep her from chewing on a hammer, and get into a fight!

And the cry of the baby in the courtyard can definitely fight against the giant beast in Jotunheim, and it made his Thor's ears a little dazed after listening to it for a short while.

He doesn't know if Asgard's baby will cry like this... He has never raised a baby.

Who would have thought that when he passed by this atrium/terrestrial surf spot, the whole world changed dramatically.

In the blink of an eye, the sandy beach turned pure white, and the sky became... a color that is either yellow or not, or white or not.

This is not normal, he has never heard of such an environment in the Nine Kingdoms.

The atrium is indeed a dangerous place.

"I don't think we can go back the same way," Jason said flatly seeing Thor turning his head to look at the direction he might have come from, "See that bush behind you?" He said to Thor pointed, "There used to be nothing there."

Thor had also seen big scenes before, he didn't panic, but nodded with a serious expression.

In terms of Jason's division of his own attributes, he never thought of himself as a person who was good at teamwork, let alone working with someone he had never met, and this guy was still a god...

So Jason didn't know what to say to the blond god's inexplicable nod in agreement. He thought that this buddy would definitely put forward some different opinions rebelliously, but now he could only open his mouth and be speechless. Nod.

Thor wearing a red hood and a red floral shirt in big underpants nodded silently to each other, forming a united front in a friendly and fruitful way, and they just shook hands and took a group photo.

The scene directly turned from tense to awkward chat.

This is so surreal, Jason would rather be working with Superman's cousin, at least that's a beauty!And Thor was a little taller than him, a little bit stronger than him.

Really only a little bit.

Compared with Jason's incompatibility, Thor felt quite comfortable with the reality of being trapped with the young man in front of him-this atrium man named Jason Todd gave him a very reliable feeling from the first sight. Even the most reliable of the few people who followed Stark today.

I won't mention Bruce Wayne, he's still erratic than Stark; Little Wayne?At first glance, he knew that this was a little villain who was even more rebellious than his brother Loki; the one who had been dozing off, he didn't even have time to remember the name.

And the one who keeps chatting with Steve Rogers?

Not too good, too soft, not a fighter.

"The sea water and the beach are still there, so we haven't changed the space and location, but the environment has changed?" Thor confirmed to Jason.

Jason shook his head—finally it was no longer an awkward nod.

"I guess not," he said, "but I was just in the water and didn't see it happen for a second, did you see how the sky turned yellow?"

Thor just shook his head slightly at first, then he looked up at the sky, then shook his head a little more, "You people on Earth have a strange perception of color, no, it's not yellow."

Jason also looked up at the sky speechlessly, well, strictly speaking, this is creamy yellow.

Thor frowned, expressing his unfamiliarity with the term "milk yellow", "It's like... the color of the shoes you gave that little courtyard man today."

Jason pouted, agreeing.

No wonder the color is so familiar, both Tim and Damian seem to like to dress the little girl in this color - this creamy yellow really makes people feel happy.

When Jason came back to his senses, he found that Thor was looking at him—with a research look similar to looking at a test subject.

"I like you, you are different from the Atrium people who like this non-standard color," he pointed to the sky, "the red of your pants is very pure. The blue of your eyes is also very standard."

Jason was speechless for a while.

"Uh...thank you?" He squeezed out a reply out of the highest level of cosmic friendship.

Why does Thor have an inexplicable iron and simple temperament?

Regarding Jason's reply, the blond Asgardian smiled happily, no, not only happy, but also heartbroken.

He reached out and patted Jason on the shoulder, almost staggering the burly man with the red hood. Then he put the hammer across his chest, and his tone was swearing and passionate.

"Don't worry, my friend Todd, I'll protect you," he said.

Jason: ...? ? ?

Well it's a god, and Jason found himself having a much more complicated concept of Thor than Superman.

Being protected by a god... doesn't seem to be that disgusting?

Thor didn't know that in the imagination of the young man beside him, a cherub-like golden halo circle was added on the top of his head. He just stared at the location of the bush that the young man had pointed out to him just now, and finally understood the faint doubt in his heart.

That group of bushes was not like the plants on the earth in his impression, with branches, leaves, etc. It was just a mass of green, as if cutting off a piece of green from Loki's clothes and pasting it there.

"Your atrium...uh, are there any plants on earth like this?"

Jason shook his head, "No, the shrubs on our earth don't grow like this either."

On our earth... it seems that only the shrubs in cartoons or stick figures look like this!

As if in response to his doubts, the small group of bushes moved.It shakes, very rhythmically, like a trembling...

More like a cartoon!

Then, after shaking like a trembling, the two sides of the small bush seemed to separate, and a small gray elephant stepped out from the gap.

It is wobbly, about as tall as Jason's calf, and looks...very cartoonish, light gray, and looks like a plush toy from a distance.

Jason: ...? ? ?

Thor: ...? ? ?

Appeared!Living thing? !

But this baby elephant is also very problematic. In reality, the baby elephant will not look so much like a plush toy!

Before Red Hood and Thor could make any moves, this weird little elephant suddenly... gradually grew bigger after walking a few short steps!

Getting bigger and bigger!Big enough to be twice and triple the size of Jason!

Finally sat up!

Oh... After getting bigger, Jason is now convinced that this is really a stuffed animal!

Red Hood and Thor, who have always been calm and tenacious (?) in the face of danger, were stunned on the spot.

After a long silence (maybe not very long), Jason heard Thor tremblingly squeezed out from the corner of his mouth, "Your atrium..."

Jason knew what Thor wanted to ask, he couldn't tolerate the earth's environment being so misunderstood, he interrupted Thor's question, "No, we don't have such...things in our atrium!"

Jason no longer knew how to define this "thing".

What should we do?

This is the question that first appeared in the minds of the two Chaoying.

Are we going to... attack a giant stuffed toy?

At this time, in another place where the distance cannot be guessed, under the creamy yellow sky, the Black Widow and Captain America, who are on full alert, are also in similar confusion.

"Please, Captain," Natasha asked blankly, "Please tell me what the hell this is."

About 50 meters in front of the two, a huge green body with only a red head...a caterpillar (?) was eating an equally huge leaf.

Captain America, wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt, frowned, opened and closed his mouth, "Trust me, Natasha, I really wish I knew..."

On the other hand, Hawkeye was much clearer, and he didn't ask any questions.

"This is Thomas the Little Train." He looked up and said, looking at the weird two-story locomotive.

"I know," Dick nodded, expressionless but vaguely confused, "but why is it so big?"