[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

He is going to fire the HR of his team.

This deal is really a good deal-using the expenses of boarding, lodging and play on a vacation, we can use a team that can go to the sky and even defeat the alien army for our own use.

Even with money like Wayne does not have this resource.

The old and young master Wayne from Gotham expresses a serious accusation for this - the establishment of private armed forces is strictly prohibited!Dig the corner of capitalism!

Tony, who was still holding Helena Xiaotuanzi, changed his arm for the little girl to sit on, and then rolled his eyes at his old friend.

Hehe, Bruce, you have the nerve to talk about me?How many times did that Batboy alone sell his life for you?

Isn't it just the dark bat equipment?I Tony Stark can make two sets for the same cost!And add another cannon to Batboy's Batmobile!

Bruce really wants to say that he doesn't need any cannons, and what kind of taste is Tony...

Not all weapons have to be designed to be the same as your armor. It is cool enough to shoot cannons from all kinds of weird places on your shoulders and calves...

"He doesn't need it." Bruce finally could only dryly refuse for himself.

Of course, Tony didn't really want to put cannons on the gloomy Batboy, but he didn't object to selling it to Bruce at a high price.

When he was about to refute Gotham baby, how do you know that people don't need it, before he could speak, he was interrupted by the baby's sudden struggle.

Perhaps he was bored by the conversation of the adults. The little guy lost his patience in Tony's arms. Not only did he hang his neck and wanted to turn his head, but he even used his hands and feet together. His feet kicked on Tony's chest, and his little hands pushed his shoulders, rubbing Get away from him!

Tony: ? ? ?

Don't you love your Uncle Tony, baby?You make your Uncle Tony so sad!

Leaving aside the reason why the baby is not happy, it has only been a few months since I saw her. The originally small and soft, worried about breaking at any time, and too frightened to reach out to hug her, has grown into what she is now. Little clever ghost.

Moreover, the current strength is really great!If one does not pay attention to it, there is a risk of falling.Is it normal for a one-year-old baby to have so much strength?

It's really like a loach, ah no, like an octopus!The ten-kilo kind! 360-degree attack!

"Young lady, you need to lose weight." Tony made a fake serious face.

This is of course a joke, and the baby can't understand it.By the time she could understand, Tony wouldn't say that--the old uncle, like the old father, would only think that the precious girls were too thin.

After all, there is a kind of hunger in this world that makes your dad think you are hungry.

However, the little girl on Iron Man's arm can't move freely, and can't move freely according to her own mind. Baby Helena can only further express her dissatisfaction.

Uh-uh-uh-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuHuh! !Huh! ! !Woo! ! !

It wasn't really crying, but she just didn't like it, her pink and tender little face was about to turn red, her little mouth was deflated, and her chin became a straight line.

A few sporadic small fangs were exposed along with the wide open mouth. While turning around, he lowered his head and looked down, not knowing what he was looking at.

There was so much movement, the small smoky pink bow hairpin on his forehead did not fall off.

It suddenly made Tony want to tease him for a while longer.

"Oh baby, you are getting less and less cute, why do you like to whine so much? Did you learn from your dad's girlfriends?"

What is this topic? !What kind of girlfriend is not a girlfriend!It does not belong to positive early childhood education at all!

Bruce showed a look of disapproval, which made Tony feel an inexplicably familiar and strange sense of sight, but he was distracted by another force from the baby in his arms, so he didn't pay attention to it for the time being.

"It seems that the scientific research is right. Babies grow more and more like their parents. I think Helena looks more and more like you now, Bruce. That's great. Batboy is definitely not so cute."

Cough cough...probably.

Bruce looked up at the sky, pretending to be suddenly attracted by the blue sky and white clouds.

Tony is still innocent.

"yayamama! wawawa!" The little girl was still frowning, looking at her father and then at the strange uncle who was holding her.

slap-!

No one expected that Xiaotuanzi's claws would be glued to Chairman Stark's face in the blink of an eye.

This is not over yet.

Slap-slap-slap-slap!

Three consecutive shots, using Uncle Tony's face as a tambourine, and it can add a bit of frosted feel to the beard.

Aw, aw, aw!

The old uncle wanted to grab Helena's little devil's hand, but he didn't expect that her movements were faster and more unexpected - he stretched out his hand and hooked Tony's flirtatious eyes, and this little thing now attracted her full interest.

With a wave of her little arm, she took off the old uncle's glasses in one fell swoop—you are such a kid, who would have thought that she was actually a veteran at taking glasses off!

"No, No, No!" Tony grabbed back his glasses, "This thing is not your toy, baby, it's too expensive, it's not good if it breaks!"

Gotham's rich man curled his lips, hehe, that's a lot of money, my daughter can afford it.

The mature (?) Damian rolled his eyes at the sudden new round of comparison between the two CEOs, who couldn't take it anymore.

He walked over a few steps and rescued his younger sister who was still struggling in Tony's arms from time to time. He didn't want to waste his energy and say a word.

However, Old Stark's eyebrows were about to fly out, and he turned around to refuse to be hugged by him. Damian could only suppress his anger and explain blankly, "She wants to crawl, walk, and play with sand."

Seeing her brother, Helena rubbed her hands even more happily, she stretched her arms out to Damian, moaned, and was extremely anxious.

Tony could only let Xiaotuanzi out—is there anyone in this world who likes little Wayne more than Tony heartthrob Stark?

Young little lady, young enough to break your Uncle Tony's heart!

It is still dangerous for a one-year-old baby to play with sand. She is still in the stage of stuffing everything she sees into her mouth and tasting it because she is very curious, so she needs someone to supervise her all the time.

So the little brother Damian, who is five good and four beautiful, has a job task - watching the baby.

Only the members of the Bat family and the Avengers who were suddenly gathered together stared at each other.

Jason shrugged, he couldn't drag his family and take the plane to other places. This small island is quiet and pleasant.

Waving to the plastic brothers, nodding to the Avengers members who had little to do with each other as a greeting, Jason carried out the image of his mysterious and cold Wayne's second adopted son from beginning to end, and walked away with a surfboard up.

Tim's wish was even simpler—he just wanted to sleep.As the little president, Tim and Pepper often have intersections, so Pepper naturally knows the young and promising Mr. Drake better than the Gotham baby.

So the old father saw Shi Shiran, the mother-to-be wearing a sun hat, stand up from the corner of the sunglasses, and kindly walked over to pull away Tim Boy, whom he often saw at the conference table, wondering if he didn't sleep again yesterday Enough for eight hours, "It's going to affect your height, Tim!"

After that, he gave Bruce a sideways reprimand.

Fake idle playboy Bruce:? ? ?

What's the situation with this look like asking for wages for child labor? When did my Big Wayne Group become a sweatshop?

The gentle and polite big brother Dick became the only one left on the spot with nowhere to go for the time being, but the big brother always has a self-consciousness as the adhesive of the atmosphere-this quality is too rare in the superhero group ——Therefore, awkward chats and the like will not bother him at all!

Also not bothered by awkward chats, there is Captain America on the Avengers side.

Steve nodded and smiled at the dark-haired, blue-eyed young man in front of him, supplemented by a friendly handshake, and almost saluted each other directly.

The shining hair color and smile of the American symbol in front of him almost made Dick faint with a little boy in his heart.

The number of American boys who regard Superman and Captain America as their first idols is almost [-]-[-].

While Dick has always been Superman's number one fan (you can't be stupid, right?), that doesn't mean he doesn't adore Captain America!

The best-tempered members of their camps, Dick and Steve bonded within minutes.

When the captain heard that the young man in front of him had already shined in the police force at a young age, he was in awe, and the topic naturally turned to Bludhaven's police force, and even spread to the current state of the police across the United States.

Of course, this sense of déjà vu, which is like leading the inspection work, is not Captain America Steve’s original intention. On the contrary, he has the highest respect for these police officers fighting on the front line, and even once wanted to resign from the Avengers and go to the New York Police Department apply.

Come from the masses, go to the masses, burn life in the grassroots cause!

Damian bent over, held the baby's two small arms, and walked staggeringly on the beach--just looking at this posture made Tony's waist feel cold, and only young people were full of energy, not lacking in calcium. Osteoporosis, can resist.

Tony swears that when his family is born and learns to walk, he must build a toddler robot. His waist is old and he can't bear it!

It's a good idea, but the next second Tony has to start thinking ahead about the programming flexibility of the toddler robot, because he watched the little baby get sucked away by Thor's hammer next to the beach chair. Pay attention, lean your body to look for it.

Don't pay back! "ei! ei! ei——!!!"

At first, Thor from Asgard didn't understand the way people on earth take vacations—why put a chair and be exposed to the energy of the stars?

We're not Kryptonians.

Might as well play xbox.

later?Then it was really fragrant.

Probably the beach and the sun have a kind of magical power, which can make people's thoughts soar, let go, and spiral up... Even the meow hammer is a few kilograms lighter (?)

Speaking of the Meow Hammer... Thor felt the faint fluctuation of the hammer's energy next to the beach chair, and he raised one eyelid to find two Wayne cubs, one big and one small, surrounding his precious hammer.The big Wayne cub folded his hands with disdain on his face, while the little Wayne cub was lying on the side of the hammer, grabbing the strap on the handle of the hammer and trying to stand up, with a surprised expression on his face as if he saw something delicious, almost Both eyes shine.

Glancing at the harmless and even fragile human infants at his feet, Thor closed his eyes against the sun again, "Little earthlings, you are not qualified." He hummed lightly, not at all. Worry - this human cub is no bigger than his hammer.

Helena, who was standing with the handle of the hammer, tilted her head, "Mupa?"

Of course, this questioning tone was added in Damian's own mind, what is not qualified enough, ha ha.

The strongest Robin neither trusts nor takes a cold for these magical artifacts, they are all things that are talked about by gods and gods—for example, this thing that no one can handle except Thor, he can "almost" unlock it with a fingerprint achieve the same effect.

Naturally, baby Helena couldn't handle this fun-looking toy, but it still didn't stop her from wanting to take a bite and mark the cosmic artifact in front of her with her saliva!

The holiday atmosphere of the Batman and the Avengers in the vest is also considered enjoyable. Out of trust in Tony Stark aka Iron Man, everyone will not doubt the safety of the island too much.

As a result, none of the superheroes expected that on the other side of the island, there was a small high-tech spaceship that quietly went ashore by water.

"Head, are you sure it's here?" a voice tremblingly said.

"What are the ink marks! Open the door!" A blue-skinned alien kicked open the cabin, "Be careful that business is ruined!"

The cosmic bounty hunter——Yondu, with a displeased face, wondered why he always recruited unscrupulous men—he was going to fire, ah no, kill the HR of his team.

The author has something to say:

The garbage author's brain is going to be baked into paste in the recent exam.Just after the exam, I was notified that I would have a mid-term defense at the end of November, and I didn’t write a single word _(:з」∠)_; it’s the school recruitment season again, and I’m all overwhelmed, and I’ve already taken two school recruitment written tests. There's another one next week...

Life is too hard_(:з」∠)_

I should have changed it recently, try to write as much as possible, I am very sorry.