[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

In this portrait, the members are complete.

"Wait, how do you know it's fake?"

Before he really started to deal with the crackdown on counterfeit milk powder as a case, Jason was a little unbelievable-this milk powder was produced by Tim's mother and baby subsidiary under the Wayne Group, and the formula used was the one Bruce was working on at the time. The milk powder formula created in space, after several drastic improvements, was promoted and entered the market.

Also really used "space customization" as a selling point - that boy Tim is a marketing nut.

Although there is basically no time to care about specific operations and production, Jason is still a major shareholder anyway, and he is familiar with his own products... right?

It is true that he has never tasted the milk powder himself, but at least he is quite familiar with the milk powder cans - when the night patrol is on the way, the red hood will break through the window of the factory in the middle of the night and take a few cans from the warehouse to go home. thing.

Don't look at the fact that 800 grams of a can of milk powder seems to be a lot, but if you really start to drink it every meal, it is only enough for a small dumpling for a week.Occasionally in a hurry, but also more casually, like today, Jason will buy directly from the market.

Jason often shakes the milk powder cans that have been emptied by the baby, and silently calculates the baby's monthly expenditure on milk powder.

For ordinary families, raising children is really costly.

Of course he is not short of money now, but he has not forgotten how marginal his position in Gotham was when he was a child-at that time, he would envy any kid with balloons and candy.

The scarcity of living resources once made him familiar with these calculations. Now, these calculations make him often think of those children who came from the bottom of Gotham like him in his childhood-then what kind of luck do they rely on to survive the scarcity? Thrive in the material?

Fortunately, while Tim is donating milk powder to major public welfare organizations for free, he will also distribute milk powder to various communities and slums to help as many children as possible.

Jason is also a person who is familiar with tools. For example, for his wooden warehouse, if there are any parts inside that are slightly aging, he can clearly tell by lightly weighing them.

When he grabbed the milk powder jar in the supermarket today, he really didn't notice anything unusual.

Regarding Jason's question, Damian snorted and didn't bother to lift his head, "I'm a detective, and the clues and evidence I have to analyze every day are much more complicated than milk powder, down to the classification of letter paper and the earthy atmosphere. The authenticity of a milk powder , I pour milk every day, I can't tell the difference?"

As he spoke, he dug out a spoonful with the small spoon that came with the powdered milk can and poured it into the palm of the other hand. After that, he put down the small spoon, picked up a handful of powdered milk, twisted it, and put it in the Sniff it under your nose and taste it at the end...

It's almost like doing professional-level crime scene investigation, except for the final "taste" step of course.

"That's right, it's fake. I felt the smell was wrong when I just opened the jar."

During the whole process, Helena was held in Jason's arms and obediently sat on the second brother's arm. It seemed that she had never seen two brothers so serious, and even performed professional-level evidence observations on the spot. She opened her eyes wide eyes, watching quietly, neither grinning for milk powder nor eating fingers.

Jason grabbed the milk powder can with his free hand and looked over it.

Even if it is a production line product, it is impossible for every milk powder can to be exactly the same. Minor differences exist objectively, but the one in Jason's hand has several key technical characteristics that are the same as the genuine product.

So, the milk powder is fake, but the jar is real.

This is a serious problem. After all, not every parent is as mad as Damian. The way most parents know to tell the truth from the fake is only on the appearance.As long as there is no problem with the jar, it is often opened directly for the baby to eat.

This kind of fraud is too bad.

Here comes the question again, how did this happen?Is the outsourcing company that produces the jars cheating for personal gain?

Tim, who was questioned by the video call, also attached great importance to this issue. "As soon as I received your call, I arranged for the staff to recall all the company's milk powder in the supermarket." He was still in the office, frowning and adjusting his tie, thinking There's a new case at Red Robin tonight, "and a report has been made to Sergeant Gordon looking into other products currently on the supermarket shelves and warehouses."

"Outsourcing? No, Jason, our company's milk powder can production is not outsourced." Tim said: "In order to prevent counterfeiting, even if it does not conform to the theory of division of labor in modern society, there is no economic benefit. We all produce our own packaging. "

Did the factory staff fake it?

Looking at Damian and Jason who were wearing wigs and fake beards in the Batcave during the video call, Tim frowned even deeper, "Are you going to investigate?"

And Helena was being hugged by the steel nanny, with a face of reluctance, twisting her body and gouging the steel nanny's eyes.

The Iron Nanny still dutifully hugged the crooked little guy tightly.

"Otherwise?" Damian put on a pair of brown contact lenses for himself, "Will there be a risk that other children in Gotham will eat fake milk powder?"

"No, it's just this kind of...er... case," Tim said with a slightly troubled look on his face, "it's not like the ones you Red Hood and Robin used to handle...you know, you're always concerned about murder and weapons and drugs/ I'm more interested in goods, mutant trade and so on."

Red Hood and Robin actually have a day to engage in food safety?It's almost like seeing the Hulk play a dress-up game.

"I think it's a pretty serious subject." Damian hummed, is he the kind of person Drake said?

The two Batman detectives are packed up and ready to go to investigate. Such a simple case, the goal is to solve it within a few hours.

But Helena was not happy. As soon as the brothers started wearing coats, she, who was still lying on her stomach playing with a plastic bag, immediately raised her head following the sound. Knowing that she was going out, she began to hum excitedly and began to look forward to it. Outdoor activities.

"Not today, Helena, can I take you out after my brothers come back?" Jason knelt down and said patiently.

"Ah! mu——a!!!" The little guy grabbed his arm accurately, crawled and rubbed, raised his arm, wanted to hug him, and then went out to see the scenery.

No matter how Jason comforted him, he didn't listen.

Under Damian's instructions, the Iron Nanny came over to take Helena away by force.Feeling hopeless, Xiaotuanzi grinned and cried, and it wasn't a fake cry, it was raining like pear blossoms.

Jason originally wanted to insist, this is a principle, how could he handle the case with the baby?But he didn't expect Damian to compromise!

Without further ado, the little bat tied the baby in a baby sling, fixed it, put on a small windproof hat, put on small socks, and pretended to go out.

Jason wanted to stop him, but Damian was unmoved, "Heh - my mother took me to kill me less than a month after I was born. I was on her chest and participated in every battle."

Jason felt like he hadn't had a brow lift in ages, but Talia's parenting stories never failed to challenge his imagination.

Seriously, Damian, we need to talk, Talia Orgu's parenting style really can't be benchmarked...

Xiaotuanzi "succeeded in blackmail", his exposed arms and feet dangled happily, showing a cute smile to Jason.

Jason, who originally wanted to resist, was bought off by the baby's smile, and his heart was softened by the poke, and he even felt a little distressed.

The child's wish is so simple, it is just to go out with them, to satisfy her and satisfy her... And Tim is right, this kind of food safety case must be very safe, probably...

For Red Hood and Robin, such a case of fake milk powder has no difficulty at all-tracking funds and employee account records, reverse analysis, cross-comparison of source of goods and logistics, all of the above tasks Damian teased with a little plush Superman Holding the child in the safety seat, typing on the computer with one hand, it can be done in the back seat of the car.

Facts have proved that procurement fraud does exist within the supermarket logistics chain. An employee colludes with external counterfeiters to sell genuine products and mix them with fake ones, earning two shares of money.

This kind of fraud only needs to investigate the bank flow of the suspicious person to first lock in a general range, and if you are lucky, you can even directly determine the target.

Without the production of fake milk powder, there would be no sale.Just like drug cases, the arrest of a single small drug dealer is not the final result. The next step is to follow the vine to eliminate the entire production network and distribution network.

But small drug dealers are often the breakthrough point-can be interrogated!

Jason referred the small warehouse employee to a deserted back alley nearby. Before gearing up, he tapped the communication in his ear and said to Damian who was hiding in an abandoned building next door for the safety of the baby: "Cover Helen!" Na's eyes, I don't want her to see me like this."

"Tch—she will see it sooner or later." Damian, who was leaning against the window with sunglasses on and watching Todd beating someone leisurely, squeezed the baby's little hand in his chest strap, "Isn't that right, Helena, he Not as handsome as I fight."

But the little staff didn't give Damian the chance to cover Helena's eyes, and he immediately begged his grandpa to tell his grandma.

Jason's fist hangs awkwardly in the air.

Red Hood had never encountered a suspect who was so cooperative. First, he wondered if it was a fraud, and then he suddenly wanted to remind the other party to have some morals.

Doing bad things also requires procedures and basic laws. For example, you should struggle when I interrogate you. This is our mutual respect...

But for the small employee, just seeing the tall and fierce red hood, he was almost scared to pee, so he just sold fake milk powder. He is a good citizen at other times, how did he get into Gotham? This character!

He felt that he was really too difficult! ! !

Damian yawned, feeling that this trip was superfluous, and he just took the baby out for a ride.

Fortunately, the little guy has never been to such a far place, and he has not seen all the scenery of Gotham-of course, the trip to the watchtower does not count.

"Yaya, da~" Helena waved her small hand and greeted the approaching second elder brother. The eyes of the little fleshy face were laughing away, and the little hat had already been snatched off by her.

"The address of the source of goods is already there, it's just... about the milk powder packaging that is no different from the genuine product," Jason sighed with a skeptical expression on his face, "Someone will recycle the genuine milk powder jars... most of them come out of the slums .”

Subsidized milk powder, not only free to drink milk powder, but also sell jars.

Damian didn't even bother to excuse these people, saying that they might not know what the jars were for...

But to be honest, he didn't quite believe it himself.

Selectively avoiding thinking about the use of these empty cans that someone would actually pay for, and not asking, is essentially accomplices.

But Jason knows how extreme poverty can distort a person's sense of justice, just as he was not adopted by Bruce in his youth, he was rescued by Dr. Tompkins when he was in a coma, but he stole Tompkins after he was sober Dr. Smith's prescription.

Profit-seeking is a spontaneous group behavior, and Tim said that he can officially take it back in the future.

When the two were discussing seriously with Tim in the communicator, the little ball on Damian's chest began to rub his eyes and yawned a lot.

The two didn't have much time before they had to let Helena go home to sleep, so Jason followed the little employee's confession and drove directly with Damian to the final den of fake milk powder on the outskirts of the metropolis.

The sooner it is destroyed, the less fake milk powder will be circulated on the market.

The whole operation was as simple as bullying a child, and Damian didn't even show his face.And when Jason seized the bulk fake milk powder packed in sacks in a whole warehouse, and arrested the workers and the little leader in a swarm on the crude assembly line, tied them up, and notified the police, he suddenly felt that the leader looked a little familiar.

"Didn't you...run the drug/product business under Penguin before?" Jason Mucang tapped on the shoulder of the little boss, "How did you, a white/powder seller, get into milk powder?!"

The little boss was very angry, "You don't know that, Red Hood, the profit of white powder is not as big as that of milk powder, especially if your milk powder is exported."

"You ignorant..."

"It's not right for you to say that, Red Hood," the fat little boss was still very wronged, "and what kind of person are you? Are you qualified to accuse me? First, I didn't kill anyone, and second, I didn't set fire. Much more law-abiding."

He pointed to the loose white powder in the sack with his bound fingers, and vowed, "This is really milk powder. Although it is not authentic, it is not harmful. I dare to eat it myself! From selling drugs Go to sell this, I am called the golden basin to wash hands, and contribute to society!"

Jason showed a question mark face with a red hood—is food counterfeiting so rampant these days?

These bulk ones cost a dollar a kilo, which is cheaper than laundry detergent.Fill it into authentic jars and resell it at thirty times the price.

But after Tim's laboratory analysis, it seems that these milk powders really have no harmful substances, but most of the nutritional standards have not been met.Because it does not need to go through the protein index inspection, so the melamine does not exceed the standard.

Adults can drink it as a drink, but it will be malnourished for a baby to drink it.

Unlike those who actively choose to be exposed to drugs, these milk powders hurt innocent babies like Helena. What did they do wrong? !

They have no ability to discern, reject and resist at all!

Can this still be considered "washing hands in the golden basin"?This is a naked/naked criminal escalation!Jason wants to say it's not much better than dealing/drugs!

Too lazy to argue, Red Hood knocked the little boss unconscious with a wooden warehouse support.

But the Red Hood has a reputation as a villain and must be well protected. He cannot be cracked down on fake milk powder and ruin his innocent (?) reputation in the underworld, so only the signs representing Batman and Robin can be left on the scene.

And when the Gotham Police Department received the location information, fake milk powder dens and criminals who got all the money, they couldn't believe it was done with the Dark Knight.

Batman and Robin thus became pioneers in cracking down on counterfeiting, and the mayor expressed his desire to issue pennants.

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In a blink of an eye, Helena was about to turn one year old, and Bruce was busy with the construction of the first line of defense on the outer edge of the earth, and the search for other spies had no results for the time being.

Tony Stark and the Avengers have no obvious actions. The intelligence collected from Stark Industries shows that Tony seems to be concentrating on accompanying Pepper to raise his fetus.

But judging from the changes in the vibration gold market, Tony seems to have facilitated a large-scale purchase, which can only be explained by the fact that he, like Bruce, is building some kind of secret weapon similar to his hell bat suit.

Time ticked forward, and as Baby Helena celebrated his first birthday, the old dad had no clue.

He who was on duty on the watchtower sighed from the depths of his soul, and sometimes felt that Helena was a bit pitiful for their family, especially a father like him who was burdened with darkness...

Seeing that the old bat who cut Hei had turned into a soft cut after having a daughter, Green Lantern expressed that he was afraid of marriage and childbearing.

"Your poor baby syndrome is getting worse, Bruce, you need treatment. The vitality of the little one is tenacious," said Oliver, who is also a dad, "I want you to say this... I will also think As for myself, I am not a qualified father."

Clark felt that as a senior old father who had already made it through, he had to stand up and comfort the two presidents at this time, "Ahem, I also felt that Xiao Qiao was pitiful at the time, there is no way, he is such a small one, you will Give him all the softness in your heart."

"Have a party and find some children from the early education class to play? Take her out for a trip? The point is the sense of ritual, well, this is actually what Louise said."

"No..." Bruce shook his head, stubble had grown on his chin after he hadn't slept for a few days, "I need to ensure the safety of this world before I can ensure her safety."

"Although the world may not be able to turn around without you." Clark said helplessly, "but you can relax for a few days now and then."

The "sense of ritual" that Clark said gave Bruce a new idea.

And when a few boys were suddenly asked to wear black suits to the mansion for no reason, I thought that the baby side of Bruce Gotham had to come out to be a demon again, such as holding a surprise party or something, and all participants had to dress up .

But when they saw the layout of the living room, they suddenly understood what the old father's new idea was.

It is not a streamlined luxury party, but a portrait of a family as a gift for the baby's first birthday.

And this time with Jason.

The four boys froze for a moment, "Let's go." Dick was the first to react. He put his hand on Jason's shoulder and gave him a slight push.

No one mentioned the portrait that had been done in Jason's absence—Bruce sitting in the central high-backed chair, surrounded by Alfred, Dick, Tim, and Damian.

In this portrait, the members are complete.

Baby Helena's soft hair can barely be tied into a braid, and there is a small bow on the braid. She is wearing a lotus root pink gauze dress, sitting in the arms of Bruce in the middle, becoming a jumping touch on the screen bright colors.

Light up the expressions of all members.

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However, this rare warmth didn't last long, how could the little girl sit obediently on Dad's lap?

Within a few minutes she was bored and struggled to jump down and climb.

The old father's suit was also messed up in the process. "It's okay, we took a photo of this moment, Master Bruce," Afu comforted, "We can send the photo to the artist."

Jason felt that his face was a little red just now, and he was a little worried, hoping that the artist would take the initiative to add a filter to him.

The little gauze skirt seemed to make Helena very uncomfortable, she yelled "ah~ah~ya~ya~", and even grabbed the corner of the skirt and bit it non-stop.

Now she is not a beauty-loving little guy, she just wants to be able to crawl around comfortably on the ground.

"I'll give you an hour to pack your things. We'll see you on the tarmac in an hour and head to the island." Bruce said while frantically arranging her daughter's skirt.

"Is there a mission?" Damian had already untied his tie with a serious expression, as if he could change into Robin's uniform in a second.

"No," Bruce paused, "let's go on vacation."

This suspicious pause, it seems that he himself is very unconfident about the word "vacation".

"Vacation?" Jason's expression twisted, "Are we together?"

Oh...it's bound to be a disaster.

The author has something to say:

*To make up for the regret that there is no barrel in the new 52 family portrait.

*I also saw an article saying that "recycling empty milk powder cans to make fakes" is a rumor, here is the plot that needs to be written for fun.