[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Crack down on fake milk powder!

This kind of schedule started from Helena's eighth month and lasted until her eleventh month, with occasional changes, for example, she would go to bed later when she was playing crazy.

This is almost the most stable three months since Bruce became Batman, there was no Arkham riot, no Riddler got out of Gotham City.

"When I watched her change in these short three months, I felt the time so clearly for the first time, Ah Fu." He sighed softly.

Ah Fu, who had just put the biscuits in the oven, turned around and nodded, "When you recover from your injuries, I can also feel the time—and I am grateful for the time."

During this period, Helena has made rapid progress. From being able to eat only mushy, steamed pumpkins and carrots, to now she can eat apples, bananas, and strawberries by herself. , Will ah ah ah ah ah, clearly express their preferences and ideas.

The small arms and legs are getting stronger and stronger, and now I can stand up unsteadily by pulling the side of the small bed, and I can walk a few steps on tiptoe.

Among them, after a few days of teething, he even bit the little Qiao who came to help with the baby - of course, no one felt sorry for Qiao, everyone was only concerned about whether the baby's fangs that had just emerged were not pierced by the body of steel bad.

Louise was very disappointed to find that Little Joe was not discouraged from wanting a younger brother and sister because he took care of Helena for a few days. On the contrary, his request became more and more real.

"I'll help mom, I've learned all the necessary parenting knowledge!"

What have you learned?Don't give the phone to the baby to play with?

Even Xiao Qiao's birthday wish on the cake turned into "I want my mother to give me a younger sister, um, younger brother is okay too."

Clark is hopeless, he loves children, has long wanted a second, he just can't say it.

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Like most children, little Nana loves sweets and hates vegetables.

Now that he doesn't want to eat anything, he has already learned to shake his head, from left to right, with a small mouth, completely learning the essence of Damian's tt.

As a qualified new-age parent, one of the most important principles of scientific parenting is to control children's intake of sweets.

But how can a child who is less than one year old understand such a complicated truth?All she knows is that she gets anxious when she sees adults eating biscuits!Pulling her little hand, rolling over with her small body upright, crying if she doesn't give it!

Now that I have grown my skills, I will even take the hand of an adult holding a small biscuit and send it to my mouth, staring closely at the edible delicacy, opening the small mouth, and hanging on the adult's arm with the whole small body superior.

Want to steal it?The baby seemed to be wearing the most sensitive antenna, and she could hear even the slightest creaking sound.

Ah Fu glared like a housekeeper!

As long as you don't eat, Helena will stop making trouble.

So I can only look for all kinds of opportunities to steal food—ah, no—it’s not the kind of "stealing", it has nothing to do with cheating, the members of the Bat family just want to eat a small biscuit, a simple life, a small wish .

For example, stealing food during the night patrol.

The villains of Gotham were horrified to find that the dark and terrifying big bat has been... gnashing its teeth recently!Seems to chew and grind up sin?

Or, is Batman really a vampire? !

After returning from night patrol, it is relatively safe to steal food in the middle of the night.And when Damian went to the kitchen in the dark in the middle of the night, he saw Dick and Jason who were also quietly eating small biscuits by the refrigerator...the three showed mutual understanding.

"Bruce just left, too," Dick said.

In this world, Batman and Robin don't even have the right to eat biscuits.

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The baby's voice is getting richer and richer, but it is still a professional ten-level baby language, which is difficult to decode.

Following the relatively simple pronunciations of mama, papa, and dada, under the tireless encouragement and education of all the brothers, Helena was asked to try to pronounce their names every day, and she couldn't miss it for a day.

"Come, Helena, D-m-an, read to me, D-m-an."

"dada? dadawumuadada, papa—"

"Very well, come again, da-m-an"

"dada, aa—"

Paji, the little hand has already greeted little Robin's face, and he wants to stuff it into his nostrils...

Hey, learning to speak is so tiring and annoying, it's better to scratch your nostrils for fun.

As for the results of learning to speak?

Damian——dada (The pronunciation is the closest to the correct pronunciation among the older brothers. This must be done for a while. It must be taught by his strongest Robin.)

Tim——tata (Well, very good. The pronunciation of the consonants is already standard.)

Jason——The word J is indeed too difficult, jiejie can’t pronounce it, and jaja turns into yaya in the end

dick-teida?

She must be a genius!

In addition to being forced to learn how to speak, Helena actually prefers to talk by herself. When crawling around on the carpet, she often chatters non-stop, talking to adults and to the small toys in her hands, Say it to ACE, the big black dog walking around her.

What is she saying?Interesting.

It's just an ordinary exclamation, no one really needs to know what the baby is saying, maybe just nonsense syllables.

But Damian took it seriously. He designed a recorder, tracked and recorded all the baby's syllables, "Give me enough material, and I can analyze it!"

After all, it is Dr. Wayne, and a doctor must do research, use statistical tools and linguistic tools, put forward hypotheses, model, run, and prove correlation...

So those secretarial assistants of my father always called him Mr. Wayne, but they were all wrong. He should and must be called Dr if he has a doctorate degree!

From this, Dr. Wayne has a brand-new frontier topic - the semantics of infant speech.

At the end of the language class, Damian put baby Helena on the carpet, and she crawled away in an instant, as if the class made her unable to dodge in time, and she had long wanted to slip away.

After confirming that Baby Helena was not in any danger, she just crawled to the side of the small sofa, bit a little Superman plush toy, babbled, tugged at the red cape, and threw a few times with it.

Little Robin started to turn on the computer to process his own files.

"Are you bringing the baby again today?" Jason threw a red hood up and down in one hand, and held two buckets of milk powder in the other, and pushed the door open.

"Because none of you are qualified." Damian said coldly.

"Tch - I built the princess castle in the backyard." Jason asked for credit.

The place at home is very big, and Helena likes to crawl and explore freely, and they didn't buy jumping chairs and walkers anymore. It is said that there are safety hazards?

Therefore, in order to give Helena a richer environment, Jason built a pink princess castle in the backyard, made of environmentally friendly cardboard, pink, pink, blue and yellow, like a small maze, of course not too big, the height Only the height of an adult.

Maybe little babies have similarities to cats?Not only Helena loves to crawl around in the castle, but little Connor who comes to visit is also reluctant to leave.

Afterwards, he plans to build a swing, and Red Hood is very hands-on.

Helena, who was wearing brown bear bib overalls, crawled over happily when she saw brother Jason, yelling, her excitement and happiness were beyond words.

This overalls also has a round tail!Who bought it, it's so cute!

Red Hood is about to get a nosebleed!

If he died today, he must have been killed.

The irritable brother immediately put away all the edges and corners, put down the hood and milk powder, picked up the little guy, kissed him a few times, and held it high.

Helena giggled happily, her small teeth were exposed, and even the saliva dripped on Jason's hair...

Damian noticed that there was something wrong with the hood that Jason put down just now. The color...wasn't dark red, it turned into rose red, and it was a little fluorescent...

This must be a fashion disaster for the whole of Gotham!

The eyes of the villains are going to be blind!

"Of course I wasn't asked to wear it," Jason rolled his eyes. "It was specially modified by me. Hasn't Helena always been very interested in my hood? But my hood has too many mechanisms, many Still fatal electric shock and explosion, too unsafe. So I made a special one."

Jason sat down on the carpet, let Helena lean against him, took the round hood, and showed the skeptical Damian his achievements in the creation of mother and baby products.

The red hood flipped the fluorescent red round hood as if showing off to the little baby, and pressed a button.

Immediately a lively nursery rhyme sounded.

"Mary had a little sheep, little sheep, little sheep~"

What's even more frightening is that, as if the fluorescent red wasn't dazzling enough, the red, green, and green revolving lanterns lit up around the head of the hood.

And the eyes of the hood are also glowing—the red hood has become fine.

"The nose is soft, and she can bite it like a teether. And the built-in chip can be connected to the mobile phone and computer, and the playback content can be changed and timed anytime and anywhere."

Straight men have a passion for the Internet of electronic products.

Full of modern IoT and smart home design concepts.

So this is an early childhood education machine... Brother Red Hood will play nursery rhymes and tell stories for you online? !And Jason managed to make it look like a nine bucks nine free shipping.

Even the color scheme of this carousel is inexplicably like a souvenir from a Las Vegas strip club...

Todd, get out of the group, you are not a designer.

But little Nana stared intently, clapped her hands excitedly, and liked it very much.

The aesthetics of this home was hopeless. As the only artist, Damian felt boundless loneliness and bleakness.

Shaking his head, Damian started to make milk powder for the baby. After matching the hot water and cold water accurate to milliliters, the little boy opened the milk powder jar...

"Todd, where did you buy this milk powder?" Damian snorted, with a serious tone, "This is fake."

"Huh? Impossible... I bought it from a regular supermarket!"

Red Hood and Robin have a new case - cracking down on baby formula fakes!

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*I can't stop thinking about it

Chao Ying (Super Reverse?) Bedtime Stories Part [-]:

Narrator: Magneto.

Subject: What trash are you?

Content: Garbage classification - classification of steel waste.Correctly distinguish between recyclable garbage and harmful garbage, and be a small pioneer in environmental protection.

Magneto (slams the script angrily): Who is the screenwriter?Who assigned this topic to me?

Kong Kenan, a student from Shanghai who was troubled by garbage sorting (moving the small bench and raising hands): I really want to learn.