[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

A fulfilling day has been clearly arranged.

The law of life is very important for both an adult and a baby.Of course, Ah Fu has emphasized this issue countless times.

Alfred always said that if he got a dollar for every time Bruce or the boys went to bed and eat, he'd be richer than the Waynes by now.

When Jason was 15 years old and had just improved his math performance, and even started to study statistics by himself, he once calculated this problem seriously and told Ah Fu that it was impossible.

The only thing that comforts Ah Fu is that no matter how upside-down the Dark Knight and Robin's routines and how sleep-deprived they are, they are firmly on the same front in maintaining the baby's regular routine.

"It's too bad to lead by example." Ah Fu shook his head, he almost foresaw the future picture - when the baby has independent thoughts and expressions in the future, when he doesn't want to sleep, he will definitely retort that you don't sleep. let me sleep.

It will be up to you to answer then, Master Bruce.

Ah Fu thought he would make good tea and watch the excitement.

The little girl would get up around six or seven in the morning, and the nannies frantically changed her diapers and clothes, during which they had to catch a slippery little dumpling trying to crawl away several times.

As soon as I put on this trouser leg, the other trouser leg that I just put on was kicked off, my little feet rubbed against each other, and when I turned over, the diaper with the Batman logo was directed at you and crawled a few steps away.

The diapers with the Batman logo can be used at night with a large capacity and can keep skin-friendly and dry for 12 hours-don’t ask Clark why he designed it this way, he doesn’t know what the designers of his group think.

Afterwards, morning milk—either powdered or liquid milk.Helena likes to hold the big bottle and drink it by herself. No matter whether she has finished drinking or not, as long as she is happy to drink enough, she starts to play with the bottle. After a few minutes, she gets tired of playing with it and throws it away...

Then it’s time for the baby’s daily outdoor activities. No matter who is at home, he will push Helena to play in the garden of the mansion with a stroller, see flowers, grass, birds and butterflies, listen to birdsong, and grab small leaves .

The delivery of frozen breast milk stopped when Helena was about seven months old, and the young police officers of the Gotham Police Department, who had been voluntary milk delivery workers for half a year, expressed their relief.

Serena continued to disappear without a trace, except for occasional catwoman legends on the black diamond market in Europe.

Perhaps it was the help of breastfeeding, and several older brothers taking turns to take them out to breathe fresh air and bask in the sun. Helena is a healthy baby who only had a low-grade fever during the injection.

According to the schedule, the baby will have a nap in the morning around ten o'clock, and when he wakes up around eleven o'clock, Ah Fu will cook Helena a meal of oil-free, salt-free and natural supplementary food - baby pasta or rice noodles, plus several kinds of Small pieces of different vegetables, shaped into finger food shapes.

For an 8-month-old baby, it is very important to add red meat in a timely manner and in sufficient quantity. Ah Fu's cooking skills and research spirit have begun to play a role.He will try his best to make some meaty baby muffins for Helena—mashed all kinds of ingredients, including cooked beef or cooked salmon, plus vegetables, sometimes mixed with some milk powder, spread out into soft and easy to chew small round cakes ; or put on disposable gloves, ball the crushed ingredients into balls, boil them, let the baby grab and eat them after cooling down.

But Helena's little belly is so big, she can't eat much at all, she only eats a little bit of each kind in each meal, what to do with the leftover carrots, green beans, eggs, blueberries and strawberries?

——It just happened to force Master Bruce, who just woke up from sleep, to eat it.

Of course the old father would be sullen and didn't want to eat tasteless baby food, and he wasn't Barry, he just wanted coffee and biscuits, but Alfred would point to Bruce at the dining table and was watching curiously in the baby high chair Helena who interacts with adults.

It means that Helena is watching you, you can figure it out.

Bruce, who was forced to eat vegetables—was aggrieved.

Ah Fu—oh, I haven't seen you grow up since I became a father!

Helena's small fleshy hands have short fingers, and their fine movements are still under development, so they are not flexible enough. Eating finger food and rice balls is also a kind of corresponding exercise.

She would take a bite out of a whole gnocchi or muffin made by Alfort, and hold it up, as if to marvel at what it was that tasted so good, much better than carrot sticks and mashed peas; Be sure to shake it in slow motion, then raise it to your mouth, and let out a contented ahh, with your cheeks bulging.

Seeing the baby's enthusiasm for food seems to allow Bruce to rediscover the little things in life.The vegetables in front of me seemed... not so unpalatable.

After lunch, Helena will accompany Damian's foreign language teaching recording, which is called "ear grinding", an immersive language teaching mode.

Helena didn't have the conditions for him to grow up in the League of Assassins when he was a child. Back then, Talia searched all over the world for famous teachers to give Damian one-on-one education.

Whenever Damian thinks of this, he will express his sympathy. He feels very sorry for Helena who cannot receive a first-class education.

Damian didn't know whether those teachers were willing to come to the League of Assassins, but it was his mother who caught them anyway.Because if he can't teach well, he will be thrown into the sea to feed the fish, so the masters of various disciplines have worked hard to educate him.

"Wait," Dick said, "I remember those teachers ended up being held in the sea by Talia to feed the fish."

Damian nodded, "That's right, it's in our underwater base, and I was allowed to watch the whole process through the base, and there are still bones underneath."

Dick: "...why?"

"Mother is not happy with them."

Dick wants to ask you to teach you like this, doctor of economics or something, you can perform surgery and command the army at the age of ten, how can you be satisfied?

"My mother is not satisfied with me, how can she be satisfied with the teacher." Damian shrugged.

Tsk tsk, what a child who lacks love...

I don’t know how well Damian’s foreign language teaching recordings are. Anyway, the baby will get sleepy after less than two hours. At about 01 o’clock or 30:[-], he will start his second nap during the day, which is a nap.

Babies of this month generally take a long nap, and Helena usually sleeps until between three and four o'clock.Wake up after a nap to drink milk, eat some fruit, and don’t need to sleep until the night sleep starts around [-] or [-] o’clock in the evening. This period of waking up is relatively long, and it is a busy social time for the little ones.

At this time, the members of the Bat family will change their natures as cave animals, close the case report, put down the Wayne Enterprises report, close the communications of the Justice League and Teen Titans, drive according to the scheduled schedule, and bring their babies to participate in the event. Early childhood lessons every two days.

This course was recommended by Jason from other mothers on the mother-baby forum. Damian scoffed at the concept of "early education".

"Early education is essentially finding a place to play with children of the same age," Tim concludes.

Well, it is acceptable to say this, and I think early education is very necessary. Helena's small world can't just be limited to the big house and the backyard.

——No matter how messy and weird we are, we want our children to be simple and happy people.

For some upper-class people who are good at seizing opportunities, early education classes have long been more than simply spending time with their children-this is a social treasure.

In particular, early education institutions whose main target customers are middle-class and above are already the most easily opened upper-level social breakthroughs—although many of the participants are indeed family nannies, even through nannies, they can already inquire about many resources.

What's more, there will always be rich people like the Wayne family who work tirelessly and want to accompany the next generation with high quality. If you are lucky, you can always meet them once or twice.

So, a few weeks later, Damian suspected that several of their shift schedules for bringing Helena to early childhood education were summed up and sold to other customers... Let the early childhood education become a hook-up tool, allowing some interested people to contact them Resources and contacts that are usually unavailable, such as Tim, every time he encounters parents who are suspected of being businessmen who want to hand him business cards. These business cards are usually handled by his secretary and will not reach him at all. superior.In front of the baby, especially when the other party's children and Helena are having fun, Tim can only bite the bullet and listen to the other party's investment projects, even if each of these projects is less promising than the other.

Dick and Jason will meet all kinds of young hot moms, and Damian mocks that this is to develop an open relationship with them other than marriage, that is, to keep a little wolf dog.Then Damian smacked his lips, denying his own opinion first, saying that with your old arms and legs, you can at best be regarded as old wolfhounds who are about to be disabled.

And Damian also has his own troubles. It seems that people always tend to regard him as the foolish one in the Wayne family. No one wants to give him a business card, pull a project or keep a puppy, but there are always ulterior motives. I want to inquire about some news from him, such as my father's itinerary, recent emotional gossip, and so on.

Due to the fact that the baby was by his side, the irascible Robin Damian could only suppress the little flame in his heart, with a happy face of being forced to do business.

Even if it is forced to open, early education is still necessary to participate. Helena had a great time here, clapping hands with other children with encouragement, and learning to stack blocks.

The complementary food in the afternoon will be arranged from 06:30 to [-]:[-] after returning from the early education institution, but because the adults have to prepare for the night patrol and the time is tight, the complementary food for dinner is relatively simple. Generally, only one box of Green Arrow and Green The spinach and pea puree as the endorsement of the giant tells the children to love making friends just like the Green Arrow and Hulk who hugged each other on the package.

(Wait, when did the Hulk love making friends?)

After the supplementary food, Helena will play for a while, quietly discharge, and then the super nanny will take a bath, wipe the fragrance, drink milk before going to bed, and the old father or brother will take turns telling her about the picture books before going to bed.

"Picture book?" Damian despised it, what is it talking about.

Very hungry caterpillar?

Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?

Can these books have content?

"It's teaching the baby about colors and animals," Dick said kindly. "Then what are you going to read to her?"

Damian clapped the booklet in his hand, "Helena's first programming guide - I wrote it myself, and the books on the market couldn't catch my eye. Don't worry, I used animal anthropomorphism."

Seeing Grayson raise his eyebrows in disapproval, Damian retorted, "Hmph, Oliver Queen is already leaving a copy for his stupid son."

Dick has nothing to say, you rich people are crazy.

"Louise Lane is leaving, too."

Xiao Qiao has the same super vision, super speed and super strength as his father, but just... the super brain is always missing.

"Nearly?" Damian once commented on this, "...I appreciate your optimism, Mrs. Kent."

Dick still doesn't think programming guides should be told as bedtime stories...

He always feels that babies should first learn things related to emotions, to feel love and gain a sense of security.

"Tim is actually working on a 'bedtime story' project." Dick put aside Damian's programming book, "that is, superheroes tell bedtime stories, and each person is assigned a content, such as inclusion , stick to yourself, and pay attention to hygiene and so on.”

"Hehe," Damian smiled, "It's a pity that Ah Fu is not here, we can't hear his peerless irony - Drake calls for hygiene? When this set of stories is made, please first force Drake read it a few times."

As Damian said, he held down the baby who was dangling on the railing of the bed with a pacifier in his mouth, and told her to lie down and sleep obediently.

At about 08:30, lullabies to sleep.

For little human beings who have been in this world for less than 365 days, a fulfilling day has been clearly arranged.

The author has something to say:

*Recommend Tom Hardy and Mr. Kazumi's bedtime story video!Super Suder!

Small theater (pure spoof):

Location: Studio No. 001

Recording content: Chaoying bedtime story - Persevere in yourself (Venom)

scene 1

Director: Action!

(The dark Mr. Venom is doing awkwardly on the small red sofa, paws on his knees together)

Director: Cut!

Director: Mr. Venom, please relax, we are not doing a prison photo shoot.

scene 2

Director: Action!

(Encouraged by the director, the dark Mr. Venom bared his fangs and laughed)

Director: Cut!

Director: Mr. Venom, please don't show your teeth, you are going to tell a bedtime story, not a horror story.

scene 3

Director: Action!

(Mr. Venom just said a word)

Director: Cut!

Director: Please speak with enthusiasm, Mr. Venom, don't be dead... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The director is surrounded by black fluid, the director died

Venom bared as many fangs as he could for the camera: it's called being yourself, get it, kids?