[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Can't iron?

And in the laboratory in distant Egypt, after a few days of comprehensive research and meticulous preparation, Dick and Tim in precision protective suits are carefully opening Ibn's head.

In order to confuse the "spy" device in Eben's head, the two adopted the extracorporeal circulation used in heart surgery to maintain the blood supply to the arteries and brain.

The anatomy was performed by Dick, and in detective affairs, each of the four boys had their own specialty.Although Dick's level of surgery will be ranked after Damian and Tim, but in experiments and research related to crime scene investigation and criminal anthropology, Officer Grayson is the one with more experience anyway.

The crime laboratory publicly funded by the Wayne family has been managed by him for many years. Sometimes when Gordon encounters difficult cases, in order to get more accurate results as soon as possible, he will go to Dick privately.

The Gotham Police Department has redundant agencies but low efficiency, including laboratories and forensic teams—cases lined up, even if Gordon used his privileges to jump in line to No. [-], they were not as fast as Wayne Labs.Moreover, the facilities of the Gotham Police Department have been outdated for many years.

Bruce Wayne has funded the police department more than once, but infrastructure construction is the easiest government action to get money from, and the money that can really be used in the police laboratory has gone through several rounds of bureaucratic searches—this is a An impotent cycle.

Even if Batman went out at night to "beat" and intimidate a few moths in the financial and police systems, it would have no effect.

New "worms" just keep coming.

At this time, "Forensic Doctor" Dick gently removed the parietal bone. Even though Tim had reminded him earlier, Dick still took a breath of air--the inside of "Eben"'s head was no longer in the state of an ordinary human, and his brain had been half. Mechanization, an unknown fusion of metal and flesh, in the center of the tortuous circuit is a sphere emitting faint green fluorescence.The sphere was so small that Dick would have dared to say that the pigeon eggs Bruce had proposed to Serena were bigger than this.

According to the previous exercise, the "Spy" in the spherical state was cut, and Dick quickly threw it into the biochemical sealed tank filled with kryptonite powder that Tim had prepared earlier in the morning.

"Kryptonite can suppress the power source of the device. I guess Brainiac's design concept for the device is based on the physical characteristics of the Kryptonians-it is the yellow sun of the earth that provides continuous power for these small things."

This is the key to Tim's recovery of Helena's human form after the war many years later, and I didn't expect it to be used here.

The sound of breathing can be clearly heard in the thick protective clothing. Dick watched the brother who has always been closest to him busy doing some operations that he did not understand. Dick had never been so clearly aware of the fact that he had an extra memory Tim is not what he used to be.

The period when Bruce was mistaken for death used to travel through time, and Damian even went to Apocalypse. All kinds of unimaginable things in the eyes of ordinary people can almost be called daily life in their family. Therefore, Tim The story should not have surprised him too much, but Dick suddenly had a... extremely alert guess.

"Helena, the former one, you love her." He blurted out with affirmation.

"Of course, she's my sister." Tim said frankly, without stopping at all.

"You know that's not what I mean," Dick said earnestly, making Tim look up.

"Let's not go around in circles." He saw Dick fold his arms.

"I'm still me, Dick."

At his words, the elder brother shook his head, "What makes us different is experience and memory. And you have such an extra memory."

Tim put down what he was doing, and Dick, although he had the best temper of them all, was no less stubborn.He knew that if he could not give Dick a satisfactory answer today, this question would not be able to turn the page.

He sighed, "I think... yes. Yes, I love her in the future, but this is all in the past."

Should this sentence be in the future tense or the past tense?Tim smiled bitterly in his heart.

Perhaps Tim's quick candor surprised Dick, who didn't speak for a moment.

"Should I be worried?" Then Dick asked softly.

"worry about what?"

Dick gave a questioning "you understand" look.

oh oh!

No!Was Dick worried about Tim what he would think of the baby in the new timeline? !

"Of course not!" Tim almost slapped the microscope away in fright. "She's just a baby! God, she's just a baby!"

"She has a new life, and everything is different...and so am I. Nobody understands that better than I do!"

Tim admitted that the acquisition of another life memory made him feel unsuitable for separation at first, but in the end he merged well.

In the future, he almost has a second life.

Can go back to the past to modify history, but also tell them everything?Whether it is Tim in the future or him now, he never imagined that he could accomplish so many tasks in his life.

As for personal feelings, do you regret it?Tim felt that he was not qualified to think about this question. In fact, he had been avoiding thinking about it.

Dick looked at him silently for a moment. "Thank you. Both your future and your present," he said. "You're one of the luckiest things that ever happened to you, Tim."

What neither of them mentioned is that they both understand that this conversation will almost always have Bruce in the audience who doesn't know which camera is hiding in the audience, but since Dick can suspect this, Tim can definitely think of Bruce. I must have shared similar doubts in my heart.

This is also an answer to Bruce.

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At the same time, in another corner of the world, an "experiment" is also going on in the Stark Industries laboratory.

"This is... um... a paternity test?" Peter looked skeptical, pinching the report that had just been pushed out of the printer—it was still warm.

In the Tower of Titans, while Tony was playing innocent little Robin, Peter used the advanced features of the Spider-Man suit to search a few hairs in the baby's room (or hairs? Who knew Beast Boy had become What kind of animal... There are actually one or two hairs in it that are green.)

And then his idol, Mr. Stark, becomes a voyeur... or one of those detectives who specialize in escapades and starts doing paternity analysis in the lab.

Peter shook his head, as if trying to get rid of the idea of ​​a collapsed belief. "Uh, Mr. Stark, why don't you directly analyze the genes of the baby and Mr. Wayne?"

"We don't know if there is Robin in these hairs. You are trying to prove the relationship between Batman, Robin, Mr. Wayne and the baby...err..."

There are too many characters and too messy relationships, even Peter is a little confused, he thinks he needs to draw a picture.

Hey?

Tony blinked at a green "hair" on a pair of tweezers.

He didn't think about it at all.Wait, haven't thought about it, or don't want to think about it?

The baby's biological sample Tony kept a close eye on it early on. When Helena was in the Avengers Mansion, he had a few hairs and a few swabs that scraped the cells of the mouth.

As for why he stayed, it wasn't because Batman wanted to compete with his old friend for custody. In order to increase his bargaining chips in court, and to prevent Bruce from being cheated, doing some extra work is the best thing for a friend. Basic considerations.

Paternity testing is also one of the most important tools for the top rich to protect themselves. Even Luthor, who has almost no romantic feelings, would agree with him on this point. After all, huge wealth and social status also mean that they are easy to foolishly "like to be fathers".

As for why these samples were not thrown away afterwards, maybe Tony was suspicious in the dark?

As a successful entrepreneur, Tony Stark has many qualities, the most important of which is quick and efficient action, which is sometimes an advantage and sometimes a disadvantage.

The Spider-Man boy just watched Mr. Stark without saying a word, soaring into the sky, and went to Gotham to find Mr. Wayne to get biological samples.

At this time, Bruce was still far away in space, and he didn't know the episode of the Titan Tower. Damian didn't contact him immediately, but planned to dig out the secrets hidden by his father first.

So only Afu, who stayed up all night with Barbara's night patrol, received the uninvited guest Tony. After failing to prevent him from entering the house with the absence of Master Bruce, Afu looked suspiciously at Director Stark who was wandering around the mansion. Long, but there is no evidence that the other party is playing tricks.

Ah Fu was too sleepy, and he didn't notice that he lost a toothbrush at home.

He could only make an emergency call to Agent Normanoff after Mr. Stark came like the wind and left like the wind, asking her to help pay attention to Tony Stark's next move, whether it threatened the family secrets .

After Natasha hung up the phone number of the old butler, she set off immediately. She searched unsuccessfully at the Avengers base, and finally saw him with Peter outside the transparent glass of the Stark Industries laboratory.

Both heads were down, and Tony seemed to have a piece of paper in his hand.

"Peter, why are you here? Is there a mission?" Natasha pushed the door open, observing the expressions of the two as unobtrusively as possible, and peeking at the paper in Tony's hand.

I don't know what shocking news these two, one big and one small, read, and they didn't even care about Natasha's appearance, which surprised Agent Romanov.

"I'm confused." Spiderman Peter finally raised his head. Although he turned his head in Natasha's direction, the boy turned his gaze to the void behind Natasha, full of bewilderment and shock, "Eh, The results of the paternity test show that Helena is Bruce Wayne's daughter?"

Everyone knows that Helena is the daughter of Batman, who lives with Bruce Wayne.According to basic thinking logic, Bruce Wayne is Batman? !

This idea is crazy, but these are crazy times, and Trump/Trump can be president.

But honestly the idea is a little scarier than a Trump/President.

Is there any other possibility?

Peter wanted to scratch his head, and couldn't help doubting his biological knowledge. He remembered that men and men can't have children... right?

"Well... I heard that Lex Luthor cloned a Superman, and the other half of his genes came from himself."

Natasha silently watched the already messy Peter snapping his fingers, trying to convince herself.

"So, in summary, it can be understood that the little Superman is the child of Lex Luthor and Superman... Then," Peter opened his eyes wide in horror, "so this is also the case for Helena? She is Bruce Wayne En and Batman's gene synthesis, and Catwoman is a surrogate?"

Natasha wasn't worried about Bruce's secret identity at all now, she was a little worried about Peter now-seems to embarrass the child.

As for whether "Bruce and Batman genetically synthesized a child" or "Bruce Wayne is Batman" is more crazy?

Peter thinks it's the latter, after all, Luthor has already done the thing of synthesizing a male god child.

The above thoughts were clearly written on the young Spider-Man's face, but Natasha didn't know what Tony was thinking now.

In Peter's constant thoughts, the three of them had their own ghosts.

Then, Natasha sighed heavily, "Hey."

She then covered her forehead, in order to hide her flaws in acting, she is not a good actress.

"What I didn't want to say, kissing and sharing the same bed will make the oral cells on the toothbrush impure? And, are you sure you are holding Bruce's toothbrush, Tony, this may belong to the person behind the mask."

Natasha added a "you understand" expression.

"Oh—oh?!" Peter was the first to understand, and realized that this might not be what he should have heard!

Forget about why Bruce Wayne has Batman's DNA on his toothbrush! ! !He is only 16 years old! 16 years old! ! !

Peter shook his head, "Wait, are they really in that relationship? Well, in fact, everyone can guess why they bother to go through the adoption process. If it's just to achieve joint custody, marriage is fine. Didn’t Obama legalize same-sex marriage?”

"Marriage is a troublesome thing, young man, first of all there is the issue of property division. Well—the rich." Natasha spread her hands and shrugged, "Maybe Batman doesn't agree to sign a prenuptial agreement?

Natasha didn't know what she was talking about. It turned out that she had a hidden skill of running trains with her mouth full, but she didn't care about it?

Peter, who was not familiar with the secrets of the wealthy family, was taken aback for a while, nodded, and made sense...

"Obviously, the equipment Wayne bought for Batman is also like... uh... those luxury cars that Tony once gave to supermodels."

Who am I Where am I What the hell am I talking about? !

Peter Junior has already believed, but Tony has not spoken.

Natasha sighed in her heart, I can only help you so far, Wayne!

You owe me one more time!

In addition, you Justice League are so tired of hiding your identity!

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After missing his daughter's first call of papa and the first climb, the old father was already very bleak in his heart, and reluctantly accepted his luck of being able to miss it every time.

Dick patted him on the shoulder, "As long as you observe patiently, she is improving every day."

Bruce agrees with this point 100%. From the first day when she wobbled out of the first step, within a few days, the climbing mat and the fence could no longer hold her.

If anyone forcibly locked her in the pen, what awaited him was little Helena's unwilling crying.

At first, it was just moaning and chirping in protest, the voice was loud, and the pink and white face was flushed, and when I cried urgently, there were tears like small beads flowing out continuously.

Either the little hand was held helplessly, or rubbed with the back of the hand because the eyes were uncomfortable, but it was not an action to wipe tears.

But in the eyes of any member of the Bat family, don't mention how distressed it is-a fleshy little dumpling, sitting alone in the fence, lonely and bored, wiping his own tears.

Damian squatted down outside the fence, trying to reason with little Nana—the omnipotent little boy thought he must have been sensible when he was about 8 months old, but he was not so stupid.

"It's dangerous out there," Damian said. "You do stick your finger in the plug every time - and lick it. The enclosure has everything from toys to small couches to cater for your needs. "

But Helena didn't listen to it at all, she just cried and cried to Damian, who kept begging for a hug. Under her understanding, it was the brother outside who didn't hug her, so she cried like she was about to be hugged. abandoned...

But when you take her out of the fence or just open the fence and allow her to play outside of the climbing mat, she shines, as if it wasn't her who just cried...

How do you feel cheated?

However, it is all floors and carpets, no matter how clean it is, it is still a place for people to walk!

Oliver Quinn had the right to speak about this. He looked at his ten-month-old son who was lying in front of the large French window, licking the glass and eating the curtains, and comforted Alfred and Bruce on the other end of the phone—protect the place with potential safety hazards, After that... it's good to have a big heart.

However, the old housekeeper believes that this kind of protection cannot be fully covered outside the fence—even if the plugs are plugged with protective seats, the stairs are equipped with railings, and the toilets and refrigerators are all affixed with child locks.

Don't look at her crawling slowly now, that little hand has never been idle.

Maybe it took Alfred or Bruce to look down at a few pages of the police report, and then she looked up and she was already doing something more dangerous than sticking her finger into the plug!

A hundred ways to die of baby Helena are being played out every day!

—When did she crawl onto that rug?What is that in your hand?Tim's short stick? !Press a button and there will be a click!Ahhh, she's going to stuff it in her mouth!

Why did you take Damian's glove into your hand again!There is a mechanism at the thumb that can instantly activate a row of sharp blades on the back of the arm!

—When did she climb to the window?Well, she was also eating the curtains, grabbing the tassels under the curtains and biting them one by one.Master Quinn said be careful.Wait, how long has this curtain been washed?

— Ah, Ms. Prince!Thank you for coming, I will inform Master Bruce immediately, black tea? …Sorry, Ms. Prince, I didn’t notice that Helena grabbed the sacred object around your waist. She likes gold and shiny things recently. My negligence, please put the noose away.

There is no doubt that an innocent baby has no secrets to reveal, nor does eating a thousand-year-old lasso directly into its mouth... Ah, so the lasso is sterile?Thank you for soothing the heart of an old man.Colonel Trevor was right, you are an angel.

Hope a baby's saliva doesn't affect the effectiveness of rare fetishes?

To express my apologies, I can provide cleaning services. Do you have any washing and maintenance precautions for the Lasso of Mantra?Must be dry cleaned?The water temperature is below 40 degrees?Can't iron?

——What is this again?Such a small round object, if she hadn't happened to see her stuffed in her mouth, she would have suffocated!Be obedient, Helena, let go, alas, don't put it in your mouth!

This is... surveillance.

How did you get another one?Where did you pick it off, baby?

God, why are there so many surveillance cameras in this house! ! !

On that day, the housekeeper who had served the Wayne family for many years, for the first time, got mad at Batman and all the Robins because there were too many surveillance devices in the mansion.

The author has something to say:

*The use and characteristics of kryptonite here in this article are rubbish authors.

*In the universe where the kingdom of heaven comes, Damian is with Xinghuo and Dick's daughter, how old is the difference...【Confusion scratching head.jpg