[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Why don't you hurry up?

When people are extremely nervous, can't think of a solution for a while, and are mainly at a loss for themselves, they either simply run away, or make an extremely embarrassing joke, and then throw themselves into it.

At the scene of staring at the legendary Robin boy, Peter boy swallowed—even though he had no saliva at all and was still very thirsty—although no one spoke for a few seconds, the air The sparks of fighting in the middle of the battle can be felt remotely by Tony through the communicator!

In the end, Peter Junior was "lucky" to choose the second approach.

He made a joke.

As for why he was joking, and what he thought he was joking with Robin, he didn't know either.

"... Then can I ask for copyright fees, haha?" he said.

Wow is this Robin?In fact, Peter is quite a fan of Chaoying, a boy who is three or four years younger than himself by visual inspection. "Robin" belongs to the kind of characters in the school who are always a bit cooler than other students, such as those high school students who can program and play basketball. They don't talk much, they are famous, and they walk around wearing sunglasses windy.

Aunt Mei always said that it would be great if he could learn fighting skills like Robin, and don't always use his body to fight hard, which would make her worry less.

It's just that Robin doesn't look as tall as himself?

An ill-timed joke broke the simmering silence, but made everyone present (including Tony, but not Little Nana) more embarrassed.

Damian: "...?"

The preparatory actions for the fight all bowed because of this weird cold joke.

——This Spider-Man seems to be a not-so-intelligent Yazi.

Tony covered his face through the communicator.You said how can I help you like this, my child, it is even more difficult.

As for the suspicious person who dared to invade the Titan Tower, no matter what the motive is, of course he must be punished first-until he is convinced, otherwise he, Damian Wayne, will be sorry for the 180 foreigners he killed in the simulation training room today. Star.

After an indifferent and vicious "heh——", the long knife in Damian's hand turned, and it shone coldly under the light——

Peter's spider silk launch is also ready, it can shoot out at any time to paste the opponent's knife——

Helena, who didn't know when she climbed to the side of the crib, pulled the railing of the crib, and patted: amu~~dada?

This series of rustling sounds made Damian and Peter turn their heads at the same time, and their cool preparatory actions froze in mid-air.

Then, little Robin looked at the innocent baby with wide-open eyes, and then at the more innocent Peter who was trying to release the dog's eyes.

"Outside." Damian tried his best to speak viciously within the limited volume range, and pointed his thumb outside the door.

Tony, who was observing from a distance, felt that the scene had an inexplicably "don't leave after school" and "go out to one-on-one" air of a sand sculpture boy.

——Spider-Man suffered school violence from Robin?

In order not to witness Spider-Man's blood splashing on the Titan Tower, Tony thought of a way and cleared his throat, "Screencast, Peter. I'll tell him."

The innocent spider boy is hoping that Tony will show up soon - none of this has anything to do with me!

After some hastily pressing the hidden device in the arm, Tony's holographic projection communication channel was called up, and Stark's big face appeared head-on.

Peter was pleasantly surprised to find that Mister Stark appeared to be in the armor already.

"Hello, Robin, I'm Tony Stark, aka Iron Man." He used a rare and extremely firm tone.

"Stark," Damian narrowed his eyes, "are you going to start a war?"

"Now it's up to me to ask the question, Robin!" Tony said sternly like a basketball coach, both to persuade Robin and to cover up his own guilt, "What did you do, Titans, why are you so easy to break through? If I were What about the villains?"

"This is actually a joint exercise," Iron Man said while running the train, "The purpose of this exercise is to deal with the threat of Brainiac in the future. You must know that it is a guy with highly advanced technology, not a guy we are familiar with." Alien bugs! Our battlefield is more about data security! Therefore, the Justice League and the Avengers agreed in secret to conduct a first-round surprise and covert assessment of each team at hand!"

Seeing that the knife-wielding boy with the blindfold was about to speak again, he raised his hand first, "I haven't finished yet, boy! I must say, I am very, very, very disappointed with your Titans' carelessness and arrogance! I will be very, very disappointed with Captain America. , Nick Fury, and Batman and Superman truthfully reported!"

Tony didn't need to torture his soul for this series of drafts. I don't know what Robin thought, but Peter was stunned anyway.

Being questioned about his ability is the most unbearable accusation for the young Robin who pursues perfection.

Damian was really silent for a few seconds, "I don't believe it." Finally he said.

"Whatever you want," Tony in the holographic video communication shrugged and curled his lips. "Geniuses are very busy. I thought you understood."

The implicit meaning of this sentence is also to admit that Damian is a genius, give a stick and a candy.

"Did you lose something?" Tony raised his eyebrows, "Look at Spider-Man, do you think he is some kind of villain? Am I some kind of villain?"

Damian's brows were wrinkled, he really... didn't know if he should believe it or not.Drake did mention that both Tony Stark and Doctor Strange were among the first to know about future timelines.And with his father's consistent practice and attitude of keeping secrets about various confidential matters, keeping the drills and cooperation a secret from him... It's really a very "Batman" approach.

For example, Damian just recently learned that the way his father celebrates his birthday every year is by locking himself into a program designed to kill Batman as the ultimate goal.

Basically "I kill myself".

Dad said it was his way of breaking through.Many people think that Damian is the craziest in the family, but Damian himself knows that compared with his father, he is almost...

Therefore, to be honest, whether it is Damian, or Todd and other ex-Robins, it is likely that they have less than 10% of their father's blueprint.

"Can we hand over the future of the world to a kid like you who doesn't understand teamwork?" Tony felt that he had seen the dawn of victory, and he continued his efforts, "So far, you haven't convinced me!"

Peter couldn't help admiring in his heart——Mr. Stark's routine is too shocking!

Damian's side... Strictly speaking, as a son of the devil with a lot of life experience, he has not been tricked by his elders in any sense.

Mother and grandfather?The evil leader and second leader of the League of Assassins?They didn't bother to follow Damian.They would fight him directly, or throw him on a snowy mountain, or let hundreds of assassins fight him.

Bruce, Alfred, Dick?They are all very self-disciplined and self-critical personalities. If they do something wrong, they will not use pre-emptive accusations to trick their children, and they will directly admit their mistakes.

So the simple (?) Damian almost believed it.

It's just that he needs to confirm with his father-ha, let me know the plan!You are not doing us justice!

The dubious little Robin was about to knock on the communicator, but he heard the sound of Xinghuo coming from far and near, and he was still a little sleepy, "Why is the light in the baby's room on? Who is there? It's not time for night milk... ..."

Tony winked at Peter in the holographic call while Robin turned his head to look at the door.

Oh—yes, Mr. Stark must have activated some kind of alarm to wake up the rest of the Titans who were fast asleep!

"I think it's better not to include more informed objects in the current preparation stage." Tony used the tone of the army again, which is the essence he has learned from the captain for many years!

"In view of tonight's test results, you are temporarily removed from the first echelon of operations." He cleared his throat, "There will be follow-up evaluations at any time, you should be prepared-this is the most basic job of your team leader, and you probably don't need it." I'll talk more."

Seeing that the young Robin, who was still full of murderous looks, actually seemed to put away his long knife, Peter just wanted to fault Mr. Stark with all his heart and soul!

Routine ah routine!

reprimanding diversion? !

Peter's admiring little eyes are very useful to Tony, although the act of being adored is essentially the same as cheating a child...

Wait, how did he do it?Tony thinks it is necessary for him to write a report and make a summary note, which will be used to discipline children in the future...

And baby Helena was holding her two little hands by the side of the bed, nibbling at the edge of the bed.Hearing Xinghuo's voice, he happily clapped his hands.

Tony was really in a bit of a hurry. If he encountered another one, the variables would be too big, but he couldn't show it.

"Baby needs sleep," he continued to use the accusation routine, "not enough sleep time affects brain development, and playing at night is not conducive to the formation of good habits!"

"Raising children is also a task, Robin," Tony shook his head, "I had higher expectations of you." The tone was almost heartbroken!

It's almost done, and Tony feels that it's time to finish.The less you say, the less you make mistakes.

"Time to go, Peter."

Young Damian had already been convinced, also because Starfire was coming soon, and the team members knew that he had screwed up a secret test, but it was... a bit embarrassing.

"Come on, now," he said coldly, and walked to the crib, got in, and started putting the baby to sleep.

Wow, what a love!

Before Peter could express his emotion, he was glared at by Mr. Stark, "Why don't you hurry up?"

"Oh yes, yes," Spider-Man hurried out of the window, "Ahem, Mr. Stark, your tricks are too slippery."

As soon as he landed, Peter realized something was wrong, "Wait, Mr. Stark, did you pass me the same way?"

"I told you to focus, even if you encounter a baby, you should focus on our original mission - she is safe, you don't need to take care of her." Tony's serious accusation sounded instantly from the communicator, "God, How many times has the captain babbled on this point, even I can hear the cocoon. Why don't you focus on the task, Peter?!"

Peter: "...?"

Peter, who was tricked, completely forgot that he was wondering if he had been tricked just now...

Tony with the corner of his mouth slightly cocked: What kind of magical method is this, it has been tried and tested repeatedly!

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