[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

What is this, baby insomnia?

"Oh, um—" Peter forced himself to calm down, and if he continued to be confused, he would be exposed!

"Your pizza is here..." He cleared his throat, thinking that his acting skills were considered professional.

But the elusive cool girl doesn't immediately reach out to take Peter's stack of pizza boxes.

"Double pineapples?" she asked flatly.

"Huh?" Peter was a little flustered. He and Tony did send the original delivery man away with a thick stack of US dollars. I really don't know what the Titans ordered.

He thought that he could secretly smuggle Tony's micro-robot in just by handing over the goods and collecting money.

Afterwards, the robot will be activated remotely by Tony. According to the plan, the ladybug-sized data implantation and switching device will quietly crawl out of the pizza box. The backdoor program of the Titan Tower can collect any secrets he wants; it can also selectively disarm the Titan Tower's protection, so that Spider-Man can secretly sneak into the base of this young hero team without anyone noticing.

Although Peter wanted to complain about the justice of this behavior, Tony said that it is closely related to the safety of the entire earth and mankind...

"Communication and cooperation? With Robin? Do you think it's possible, Peter?" Tony, who wore a magnifying glass on his head and manually adjusted the tiny robot at the end, said to Peter in the Stark Tower laboratory a day ago.

The good neighbor of the people of New York scratched his head, as if... the little Robin with the hood next to Batman in his impression was a little extraordinarily irritable.

"As long as you can get my robots past their magic protection, then it's easy." Tony rubbed his hands.

"Why the Titan Tower? Why don't you just go to... um... the Batcave?" Thinking of this possible option, Peter also shivered.

"Or... the Justice League?"

"Weak link, my friend, weak link." Tony shook his finger.

It's not that he can hack whoever he wants.The watchtower is in space, the batcave is too straight forward...hell difficulty to begin with?If it fails, it will reveal its stuffing, but it will all turn yellow.

Therefore, with Robin present and the data system connected to the Batcave, the Teen Titans Base, which is composed of a bunch of little dolls, seems friendly.

The only tricky thing is the protective shield that no technology can break through-it's magic again, which is a headache.

Although it is necessary to use magic to defeat magic, wouldn't it be faster to play tricks?

Therefore, Spiderman had no choice but to pretend to be a delivery man to deceive the little girl.

However, both friends and Aunt Mei have said that he is a bad liar, otherwise Aunt Mei would not have discovered his secret identity so quickly...

The girl's question caused Peter to lose his footing for a moment.

"Yes, it should be." Peter recalled the pizza delivery man he had dealt with, "Yes, that's right, look here," he pointed to the order slip sandwiched outside the pizza box, "Well, yes, two Double pineapple..."

As for Raven Ruiwen, the delivery staff's every move and twinkling eyes were clearly marked as "unreliable".

"I'll check and check myself." After that, he was about to lift the pizza lid by himself.

"...We're going to reveal the truth, she will find the tiny robot inside waiting to be activated!" Tony's voice suddenly increased through the communicator, "Flirt with her, hurry up, use your young people's tricks."

???

Which set of young people?

Single dog Peter said he wanted to learn!

"Sorry, uh, it's just...you're so cute." Peter blurted out in a hurry—under the guidance of Tony in the communicator, "I...I must be stupid again."

In general, however, Peter is free and he speaks from his heart.Raven is really cute, half-length black hair with a few purple highlights.He didn't understand the makeup the girls put on, he only knew that Raven was a good match for her own temperament, and besides, there was a blood-red rhombus pendant on her chest.

This puts his high school, which is an alternative goddess.

Tony's original words in the communicator were to let Peter go to Quarry Wen's "beautiful and soul-stirring".

Too earthy and a bit greasy.

Presumably it is because the family education is too strict, Mr. Stark has not practiced in the love field for a long time, and his skills have not kept up with the changes of the times?

The praised Raven blinked and said nothing...

Seeing that the atmosphere was about to become awkward again, Peter continued to chatter.

"By the way, I like your necklace."

"Oh, thank you," Raven's hand that was touching the pizza box moved away (Peter breathed a sigh of relief), returned to her chest, touched the pendant, and then she said in an ethereal voice, "My dad is inside."

Peter: "...?"

It's too dark, as expected of Teen Titans.

"Just kidding. I want to show my dad's love, in it."

Peter pretended not to hear the sarcasm in the second half of the other party's sentence, and the pendant gave off a suspicious red light just before Raven finished speaking.Because he knew that the raven was not joking... According to the information he finally recalled, it seemed that the Sangongmo that could make the earth tremble was really inside.

What can he do, he can only pretend to be a joked Yazi.

"Um, pretty cool...?"

Ruiwen finally began to carefully observe the pizza delivery man in front of him - he was different from the boys around him, including Damian, he was young and sunny, and Ruiwen couldn't help but think of lemon-flavored soda.

To be praised politely and a little shyly by such a handsome little brother, even if we don't continue to develop, meeting by chance will make people feel good.

"Can I have your number? You know, uh, when I'm free..."

After finishing speaking, the little pizza brother scratched the hair on the back of his neck, blushing himself first.

It's not that Ruiwen doesn't want to give it, it's just that, as a daughter of the Three Palaces with a very complicated identity and history, she is not ready to develop relationships with ordinary earthlings.

Of course she didn't know that this pizza boy was anything but ordinary.

Well, this time and again, Rui Wen, who cruelly rejected the other party, was also a little embarrassed, and just wanted to flee the scene quickly, so she gave money and tips, didn't check the pizza, and turned around and walked back to the place that existed as a cover In a small two-story building, after the takeaway brother rode a small motorcycle and walked away, he went back to the Titan Tower through the wall.

Peter on the scooter hasn't been quiet since he left the Titan base, "It's not bad," Tony whistled, "I can't see it, Peter, should I start worrying about your private life in college in the future? ?” Mr. Stark babbled as usual, “Well, let me think about it, pay attention to your body, pay attention to your safety—by the way, has anyone told you the importance of safety measures?”

"You should call Captain America to deliver food, or Thor, they are much more handsome than me."

Tsk tsk, Tony denied, you don't understand this, young man, we are already old, and now little girls like puppies.

Times have changed, vicissitudes.

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Ruiwen, who was carrying the pizza box back to the Titan hall, was completely unaware that a small eight-legged robot quietly crawled out from the ventilation hole of the pizza box on the road, and rolled into a dark place the moment it landed. In the corner, after Ruiwen walked away, she poked her head out and started on the road to find the computer host...

"Why so long?" Beast Boy on the couch who checked Twitter jumped up the moment he saw the pizza box.

"Meet a very cute delivery guy."

"aw~~~~~~~" Xinghuo hugged the baby, grabbed her little hand and danced, "This is the first time I've heard you say which boy is cute."

Beast Boy, who was about to bury his face in the pizza box, finally realized the crisis belatedly, "Huh? What's so cute?"

The little pizza guy who was missed by Beastie Boy didn't go far.That night, the Pizza boy put on the Spider-Man suit. When the moon was dark and the wind was high, according to the information sent back by the micro-robot, Peter fumbled in the void in front of the two-story building. In an instant, a tall base appeared. before his eyes.

Magic also always has contingency plans, otherwise the Raven will have troubles, wouldn't the base be unable to enter or exit?

Facts have proved that the data encryption method between the Titans, the Justice League, and the Batcave is more complicated than Tony expected. , so many complex integration functions are removed.As a data terminal, it cannot carry Tony's program.

So Spider-Man needs to sneak in with the cooperation of micro-robots and bring a larger device.Peter, who came through the window, felt more and more that what he was doing was the villain's thing...

According to the first batch of internal information sent back from the Titan Tower, Tony couldn't believe how meticulous these young superheroes were—almost all rooms have gravity sensing devices that can be activated at any time, and infrared anti-theft.

When they are all activated, even Catwoman can't get around.

President Stark didn’t know that Robin—the biological son of his old friend, Damian Wayne, once wanted to turn the Titan Tower into a private high-level prison, because the Black Gate Prison and Arkham were almost reduced to shopping malls” A revolving door, you can go in and you can come out.

Private prisons also mean lynchings.Many people said that little Robin was insane, including most of his own teammates. After countless disputes and personal fights, Damian gave in.

After the detection of the little robot, a relatively safest route to the host computer was planned - the first step was to enter the room with the least alarm through the window...

Spider-Man, who is a rare cosplayer tonight, never expected that he would fall on this first step...

"Shit..." When he had just fixed the infrared alarm on the window, as soon as he landed and stepped on the inexplicably soft carpet, he saw the crib not far from the window.

And Baby Helena, who was in a surrender position in the crib, holding her fists up and sleeping soundly.

"Pay attention to language." Tony said leisurely.

"Mr. Stark?" Peter felt cheated, "Are you sure... this room is the safest?"

The boy's trembling voice made Tony, who was in front of the computer behind him, even more vigilant. To confirm, he recalled the [-]D layout diagram of the Titan Tower marked with dense data, "That's right, this is the only one that didn't turn on Gravity Transmission tonight." A room with a window - except for those Titans. The other room is in the basement, the garbage sorting center... and it is too far away from the host room, and the variables will increase. Or, do you want to go to the room of a Titan member!"

Peter swallowed and lowered his voice, "I strongly suggest you connect my helmet and see what I see...Mr. Stark."

"Why... oh—" Tony finally saw it, "oh—!"

"Don't move! Peter, don't move..."

This is indeed a room without the gravity sensor alarm and bugs turned on!But that's because there's already baby-specific monitoring here! ! !

It's quieter and more responsive!

Baby-specific monitoring generally has motion detection, which will be directly transmitted to the receiver in the hands of parents.

Peter doesn't just want to shit now, he also wants to fuck...

Fortunately, the communication channel used for baby monitoring is completely at the kindergarten level for Tony. It’s enough that the alarm goes off, that is, the baby.”

Tony was wronged, how did he know that Batman would let Robin take care of the baby?

Wait a minute, isn't this kid adopted by Bruce?Did Bruce let Robin take care of the baby or the old bat?

... What a messy family relationship this is!

No matter, he can solve this mystery today!

"After you install my equipment, I need you to do one more thing - get some of Robin's hair back, whether it's in the bathroom or on the sofa...no matter whose hair it is, bring it back to me as soon as you find it. "

It's not realistic to have Peter sneak into Robin's room.

Peter had already walked around to the crib, "What?"

Mr. Stark's request is weird.

However, something even more terrifying happened at this time...

I don't know if it was woken up by Peter's voice, or it was time to drink night milk, but the baby in the crib started to move!

Is Peter really going to set off the most dire alarm? !

ohgod, ohgod...Spiderman is too scared to move, and rarely prays, prays to God or whoever God will let the baby go back to sleep!

Tony in the communicator could hardly even hear his breathing.

The little baby groaned, kicked his legs, turned over to the left...it was quiet.

So just trying to turn over, Peter suppressed his beating heart.

"Humph—humph—" Xiaotuanzi waved his little arms and legs again, and began to roll over to the right with difficulty!

It's a little too exciting...

Seeing these few rounds of turning over, the small dumpling that was lying vertically has become a small dumpling horizontally...

Finally, after an overly sensitive rollover...

It's all over, the little baby is completely turned over!

But she hadn't opened her eyes yet. After turning over, she subconsciously supported her arms and raised her head. She turned over by herself and woke up, but she didn't know how to recover. cry.

"Help her turn over quickly?" Tony sent a late instruction from the communicator.

"Oh yes!"

Spiderman was in a hurry, but still turned the baby gently.The tip of his eyes saw the pacifier in the crib, and quickly stuffed it into the mouth of the squinting baby, feeling extremely clever.

Baby Helena sucked on the pacifier, and her wrinkled face immediately relaxed, her little mouth sucked, and the small wristband on the pacifier also shook.

But Peter noticed, horrified, that she began to open her eyes, and in an instant met his eyes... wide awake.

Hush, shh, shh...please go to sleep!

But Baby Helena ignored the pleas of the weirdo wearing tights in front of her. She turned over again on her own, her little meaty arms flexibly propped up, and she supported herself into a sitting position in coordination with the movements of her legs, and began to pat the mattress play……

Stop crying, but don't sleep either!

Peter: "..."

Tony: "..."

To be on the safe side, Peter used a spider web to cover the baby's monitor that had been hacked by Tony, "What should I do... will the baby stay awake at night and play quietly?"

What is this, baby insomnia?

Like adults, the kind who can't fall asleep after drinking water and going to the toilet?

"How do I... know?" Tony said guiltily.This question is too specific, there is nothing on the parenting encyclopedia that Xiaojiao wants him to read!

"Okay, little guy, I have work that I have to do, so you just... play by yourself?" Peter said softly.

yaya~

Baby Helena raised her hand and shook it.

After confirming that the baby was not making noise, Peter quickly climbed up the wall without a sound-Spider-Man's basic skill, wall climbing.

Not only does it have no sound, but it is also very flexible. Using both hands and feet together, it can ignore the gravity of the earth.

The baby sitting in the crib looked curiously at a four-legged creature like herself crawling quickly by the night light.

Out of the corner of his eye, Peter noticed the sudden movement in the cot—the baby wearing a light green split-leg sleeping bag tremblingly and steadily propped up his buttocks, and began to slowly get up step by step in his direction ...

There was a moment of silence in the communicator, and after that, Tony said quietly: "Well... I don't know if she knew it or learned it from you, but in the future when my baby needs to learn to crawl, I will call you , Peter."

"Uh... well."

No one expected that the lights would suddenly turn on in the next second, and Peter was directly facing a cold "Robin" face...

"You taught her to crawl, Spider-Man, making a climbing toy based on you will sell well, don't you think?"

Damian, fully armed and wearing a mask, clenched the long knife in his hand.

The author has something to say:

*I found out that everyone in American comics usually doesn't talk after meeting, and they have to fight first.So here comes the question, both belong to the hero of the juvenile series, Robin Vs Spider-Man, who will win? ? ?