[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Fight!

As for how the artificial intelligence robot views the contradiction between safety and freedom during learning to crawl, Batman found that two "nannies" from different designers had disagreements.

Six months ago, the parenting science of the two nannies was relatively consistent. They both focused on the baby's temperature and comfort, and the evaluation standards were quite uniform. However, as the baby's skills and interaction ability improved, they began to have different parenting directions. , and even run counter to it.

The built-in program of Super Nanny is relatively free. Compared with the threat of bacteria, it emphasizes on protecting the baby's interest in exploration. Babies don't need toys, they only need life interaction. The best toys are flowers and plants in the fields, and birds, insects and fish outdoors.

That's not surprising, considering Clarke's own casual and unrestrained upbringing on a Kansas farm, and how he similarly raised baby Joe on the farm.

Martha once revealed that when Clark was six months old, the daily complementary food was a whole turkey, or the kind that only needed to be heated in the microwave.

Food supplement machine?Good cooking?Grinding bowl?What are those?We don't use them, Clark eats them himself.

drink milk?milk powder?Oh, and Clark goes to our cows when he wants milk.

how to drinkPick up the cow and drink it directly, poor cow, bless its soul.

Pure natural, very fresh, no additives that you young people are struggling with now.

Bruce frowned, this is too unscientific and has no reference value.It is not easy to drink milk within one year old, and it is not easy to digest.

Martha (compassionate eyes): This is a six-month-old superhuman baby who can lift a full-grown head of cream, are you sure you're going to take digestive issues into consideration for him?

Bruce: ...my oversight.

Damian didn't have Resby in this regard, and felt that he was much more powerful than this when he was a child-the baby's superhuman ability is nothing to be proud of, and it's not because no one is cruel enough to use kryptonite on a baby.

And the steel nanny designed by Stark is more inclined to the most strict textbook-like delicacy in the way of raising older babies!

Climbing mats assist the development of large movements, professional early education toys and early education enlightenment courses, a strict diet with meat and vegetables, and the introduction time and amount of new foods are accurate to an excel sheet.

The two nannies were arguing over different parenting ideas, and the Batman had also seen how robots were torn apart. Each of them could cite a vast number of papers, with time and sources.

Such high-level debates have no constructive results, and they have degenerated into primitive human ways-fight!

In the Batcave, Iron Man vs. Superman was staged-only one had a 75D and heavy makeup, and one wore a maid skirt.

The picture is unsightly and unbearable to look at directly, and those who see it smell sad and cry.

What's more serious is that several family members were also influenced by the nanny and began to stand in line.

Dick and Tim support the super nanny. If Helena can have the same optimistic and sunny personality as Clark and Little Joe, it will be the most precious asset in her life, and there is nothing wrong with stocking her.

Jason and Damian shook their heads, Helena and Joe were in completely different situations when they were young, can it be applied?

Bruce accepted early on that there are no right answers to parenting.And I feel that the styles of the two nanny are a bit extreme. He neither wants his precious daughter to become a "small town girl" like Clark (a bit too rustic), nor does he want to dampen the baby's imagination and curiosity.

Therefore, since he does not agree with either of the two parties, in order to protect the furniture and the harmony of the family, Bruce decides to prefer the "freedom" guiding spirit of the super nanny at this stage, and maintains a moderate parenting route. At the same time, Both nannies were denied access to observe the baby's crawling progress.

The Bat family just wants to feel that it is too difficult to be a parent in the 21st century, no matter what you do, you will be told that there is something wrong.

It's just that they don't know yet, just a question of whether to let the baby learn to crawl freely can make the two nannies almost fight.And when the baby gets bigger, the artificial intelligence nannies will only have more differences—for example, the educational philosophy of opposing premature enlightenment and taking "happiness" as the ruling spirit in the future; and the contradiction between the elitist pursuit of "winning at the starting line", After all, under the logic of "elitistism", there is no concept of "premature" at all...

Damian: While I'm not "elitist", I agree with Stark.

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Since she chooses to let the baby crawl freely to satisfy her curiosity and desire to explore, the safety hazards that Ah Fu is concerned about in every corner of the mansion must be properly resolved.

But what Surveillance is to Batman...it's almost as food is to The Flash, Yellow Sunlight is to Superman, Brainstorming is to The Riddler.

Therefore, Bruce, who was uncomfortable without monitoring, was deeply worried about the guards of the mansion.This is too contradictory. If you hide the surveillance camera, Baby Helena will pick it up and eat it, but if you don't install the surveillance camera, it will not protect her safety.

At this stage, she can't understand at all, let alone obey the "don't eat" instruction.

Install the monitoring on the roof and wall?

The radio effect is not good, and it is easy to be found.

In fact, it makes sense to install monitoring and bugging devices on sofa legs and corners.

Ever since Bruce became Batman, the surveillance coverage of the mansion has never been so narrow, making him feel like he was stripped and thrown into a banquet!Too anxious!

Without solving this dilemma, Bruce snapped his fingers and had an idea: "Edible monitoring, what do you think, Fu?"

Ah Fu:? ? ?What the hell?

"Okay, I'll give you a try at dinner tonight, Master Bruce." Afu said flatly.

Bruce: "...ok, I'll think of a way."

The news that the Wayne mansion was withdrawn from the surveillance actually alarmed several core members of the Justice League. Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Green Arrow, etc. expressed that they were so moved that they gave up the surveillance?Gosh Bruce you are such a good dad!Robins are also good brothers!

Batman:? ? ?

It's really strange that you're moved...

Xiao Qiao has a different view on this, "My father always said that maybe our house is also secretly monitored by your father, you know, he always thinks that Superman is a threat... and he also said that this is actually to protect me With my mother? Well, actually, I can borrow Helena for a few days and let her crawl around my house, and my house will definitely not be monitored."

Damian was shocked by Xiao Qiao's imagination, and for a moment he couldn't tell whether the kid was joking or serious.

What do you take my sister for, golden retriever? !Or a pig that can find truffles? !

When this conversation happened, Damian was taking a shower in the bathroom of his own bedroom in the mansion, so he couldn't immediately pull up his pants and come out to beat Xiao Qiao violently.

And Xiao Qiao was outside the bathroom door, on the carpet in Damian's room, helping to watch baby Helena, playing with her and serving as a bodyguard.

But little Nana didn't want to play with Joe, she just sat on the carpet in a small white ball, pointing the back of her curly black hair at Joe, staring anxiously at the glass door of the bathroom, watching the waiting room. Take my brother out to accompany me.

Occasionally, she would be distracted by the long sleeves for a while, raise her arms, look at them for a while, and then eat the sleeves—it seemed that the sleeves of the new clothes made her uncomfortable.

Xiao Qiao rolled up the baby's sleeves, and found that the teardrops from her crying just now were still hanging in the corners of her eyes.I just want to yell at the bathroom, Damian, come out, I can't stand it!

The little guy is completely inseparable from people now, and he has begun to recognize his life.When you are awake, you must be accompanied by a living person, not a smart nanny; more importantly, you must be accompanied by a familiar person, even if you change to a strange face.

The time of "separation anxiety" has arrived.

This is a normal and progressive change, indicating that the baby is beginning to form the concept of relationship with others, and it is an important self-protection.

Xiao Qiao is such a "strange face", but other family members who can be accepted by Xiao Na are busy, and Damian will go bad if he doesn't take a bath.

Apart from rolling up her sleeves, Xiao Qiao really has nothing else to do to help her.It is said that he hugged her a few months ago, but now he hummed as soon as he hugged her, pursed his mouth in displeasure, and was very wronged.

The little girl's strength is also great now, she almost slipped like an ice cube when she stretched her body to prevent her from being hugged, but Xiao Qiao didn't dare to use her strength.

He teased her with her little strawberry teether, but she didn't pick it up, or just grabbed it perfunctorily and threw it away the next second.

Fortunately, she stopped crying now, because he found the pacifier and gave it to her.

"I want my parents to give me another brother and sister," Xiao Qiao said to Damian in the bathroom, "but my mother doesn't agree, so she asked me to come to your house to help you take care of the children and experience How hard it is to raise a baby."

"Cut—it's too simple," Damian's voice came from the bathroom, muffled, as if he was washing his hair, "put a hole in the condom they usually use."

Ahem——Xiao Qiao expressed her refusal to think about the activities of her father and mother...that aspect!

"Childish," Damian snorted before the sound of water, "then where do you think the baby came from? Don't tell me it's a baby crane. I still have illusions about your IQ. Although it's not much, you Better not destroy them."

It seemed that she had lost interest after waiting too long, and it seemed that Xiao Qiao had finally become a member of her circle of trust after getting along for a long time. Helena finally turned around and began to show bright eyes and a smile to Xiao Qiao.

Wow, this look is really different.

But if Damian sees what's going on, he'll brutally shatter Little Joe's illusions—no, she's just interested in your phone.

Compared with specially designed toys, babies actually prefer everything they shouldn't play with...such as plastic bags, bottle caps, wires, etc...especially things that adults often hold, such as mobile phones, such as remote controls Weapons, such as bat darts, are more fun than toys in Baby Helena's eyes.

Xiao Qiao, who was bought off by a smile, of course donated her mobile phone without saying a word.

Helena had a great time playing, she naturally didn't know how to click on the screen, but just hugging and eating, tossing and holding it up and down, made her quite satisfied.

She leaned on her lap, bent over and licked; then, she lay on her side and gnawed at the side; finally, she turned over and lay down, and lifted up Joe's cell phone...

Boom!

As soon as the little hand didn't hold it properly, the phone was like this, smashing the little guy's face!

Xiao Qiao was stunned!

And the baby's shrill cry piercing through the wall suddenly sounded in the room.

Ahhhhhh!Ah ah ah ah ah!

"Jonathan Kent!!!"

The author has something to say:

*Officially there is a short story about Superman’s babysitter, Superman’sbabysitter, which seems to have not been finished yet. It tells the story of Martha and Jonathan who just brought home Superman’s babysitter when they were babies. Hired a nanny who was still a middle school student.

The babysitter's name is LetitiaLerner (seem to be?), also LL, laugh dead

The style of the painting is very cute, it’s all about the crazy daily life of that night, there is a picture of Chaojuju wearing diapers who is hungry, flies out, and directly lifts a cow on the farm to feed it... (Cow: ??? )

The little nanny just arrived at Martha's house and found that the baby's crib was a huge iron cage, and there was a super big stone pressing on the iron cage (...) She didn't make a fuss, she just shrugged her shoulders, and she was an experienced LL Hahaha.

There is also a picture of the careless little nanny trying to heat a whole chicken for the baby (Jonathan said to eat this for the Superman baby hahaha), still using a microwave oven, and then turning around without paying attention, little Clark climbed into the microwave oven by himself and gave it to the microwave One trip, nothing happened.

In the end, the whole house was demolished, and the glass shattered when Super Baby cried (Kryptonian dolphin sound, probably?)

When Martha's mother came back, little Clark was still in the microwave oven, and the little nanny LL was very nervous. Martha's mother and Kent's father looked around the situation at home, gave LL double the money, and asked her if she would like to come again. Ha ha!