[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

The operation is as fierce as a tiger

For a long time, for the dark knight Batman who not only wants to lead the Justice League and worry about global defense, but also maintains the law and order of Gotham, the most healing activities are not Swiss vacations and beach nude swimming.

Swiss vacations and skinny-dipping beaches simply do not relax Batman, who regularly witnesses blood and pain and carries Gotham on his shoulders.

Bruce Wayne is a person who is too easy to worry about. For many years, he has to rely on the superb meditation skills he mastered during his practice in Tibet to relieve his tense nerves for a moment.

After escaping from the fifth dimension and solving the crisis of the timeline, on the short journey back to the mansion, Bruce must admit that this action has brought him so close to "crash" in many years.

Although less than a day has passed in the linear time of the three-dimensional world, he seems to have experienced a lifetime in that space—he grew up with his daughter in another world, and he watched her disappear.

In front of Tim and Jason, he still struggled to maintain it, but he didn't know how long it would take for him to meditate when he was alone to recover from this painful memory that was more painful than being broken back and losing mobility.

Maybe never.

But when Bruce came home, he doubted whether he could try to pick up a relatively normal life after "20 years". As soon as he walked into the main hall of the mansion, he saw the little baby grinning at him Showing a happy smile as if he was her most precious baby.

Seems like...everything is going to be alright?

The little guy looks different every day, and if she doesn't pay attention, she misses her growth—she is no longer the little slob who can't turn over and give up, and waits for your help.

It's not just a quiet baby except for crying and humming. Now she makes all kinds of strange sounds, but there is still nothing similar to "papa".

As soon as she saw Bruce appear, baby Helena laughed so hard that her eyes almost disappeared. She rolled over from a flat position on the crawling mat, propped up her upper body/body, and tried to look up to see her father. It seems to be wearing a bracelet-but it's actually all flesh.

But Bruce was too tall, and she had to hold herself up high to keep looking into Dad's eyes as he approached.

Damian noticed from the side that she was now able to hold her stomach up - almost the equivalent of a plank!

Tsk, very good, very strong, promising.

In order to see his dad, the little one even started to try to prop up his knees on the climbing mat-this is also a new change!

The little meaty legs were slowly rubbing against each other, moving forward slowly, and the little feet were also paddling on the climbing mat, in a posture like a little frog. It seemed that they were not sure that this was a tool for her to achieve what she wanted.

The diaper with the Superman logo on the buttocks twisted and twisted, trying to lift it up.

Clumsy, hardworking, persevering.

But she still failed. In the end, she couldn't even support her arms, and her little head fell to the ground again—why is her butt so heavy!

The old father quickly strode forward and squatted down, just about to pick up the little baby.As a result, little Helena supported herself with her small arms again. Although she didn't learn to crawl, she was very satisfied when she saw her father's big face approaching as she wished, and she smiled happily.

The contagious power of a baby's smile could turn Nick Fury into an old uncle.Of course Bruce couldn't bear it anymore - this was his own precious girl.

Unknowingly, the 20-year concentration of yesterday's five-dimensional space has been diluted, and the cute appearance of the little boy in front of him has pushed him to the back of the memory. Transformation, so as not to make people despair.

Holding this lump of flesh and watching her eat her little hand, Bruce found that he only wanted to focus on the present moment, and only wanted to give her the best-including a competent father.

If it wasn't for the fact that he hasn't taken a shower yet and always feels that there are bacteria, he must kiss her.

He even noticed that the baby's lower gums were starting to have white spikes?Is this for teething?

The small dumpling in the big hand is soft and fragrant, and it smells like sunshine.

She's really too small - even though she's been...how much? 70 centimeters and 9 kilograms?

Damian didn't bother to lift a dumbbell of this weight when he was 10 years old.

(Damian: Che, father, you underestimate me, five years old, at most.)

When Helena was just carried home, Barbara joked that Bruce was "holding" the swaddled baby in his big hands, like holding a burrito.

Until now, she was not as heavy as his cloak.

Dick, who also wears the Batman uniform, also has a say in this, "Bruce, your cloak weighs twenty kilograms, and Helena may not be able to exceed this weight until she is ten years old..."

During the conversation, little Helena, whose waist strength had developed to be very flexible, was no longer content to just lie on her father's broad shoulders. She twisted her waist, turned around, looked at Dick, looked at Damian, and seemed to be interested in this brand new Seeing the height of the world is quite satisfying.

She also stretched out her little hand to explore the world, and wanted to touch her father's face, but she was not satisfied with touching it, and she wanted to gnaw on it.

Only twenty hours have passed, and Bruce has only the tip of his beard. The touch of this fluffy hair seems to be very new to the little girl. She pats it gently with her small hands, humming and making various sounds while patting.

"yaya~~~~~~da~~~~~~~a, a~~~~~~~"

Helena has been eating very well. Although she doesn't like to eat, she still eats a lot of food after her old father and brothers tried their best to feed them. Otherwise, the 9 kg of meat would not grow out.She lowered her head slightly, studying her father's stubble with her little hands that had no place to rest, her little cheeks looked even more fleshy, and from Bruce's profile angle, she almost hid her little mouth.

"bobo~~papa, papa~~~"

Bruce:! ! !

Wow, is this the first time you call me daddy?

Excited! ! !

But before the old father had time to express his surprise and excitement, Dick actually reacted faster than Bruce.

"Wow, great, great! Helena is great!!!" Dick applauded non-stop while admiring.

With a serious look and a relieved tone.

But what's up with this feeling like a politician holding a commendation meeting?

Damian next to Dick also stood up straight after baby Helena yelled baba. Let's applaud together.

suspicious.

Bruce, who was holding the baby, squinted and stared at——

Dick blinked innocently—a little too often.

Damian became more and more tense—the degree of tension was slightly exaggerated, and there were almost no creases on the black sports T-shirt. Based on Bruce's familiarity with his son, when Damian was so tense, he would often draw a knife in the next second. Fight with people.

Bruce, who had the face of a Gotham playboy, but used Batman's interrogating gaze, made Dick unable to stand it at first, "I swear this is the first time we heard her call Dad."

But he regretted it as soon as he said it, what is the difference between this and a confession!

Damian hated iron for being weak, contemptuously curled his lips, and wanted to kick Dick a jio.

The sudden arrival of the Flash has saved the bird from fire and water!

The speed of light put away the red uniform that could withstand the high speed, and Barry Allen, who changed into casual clothes, was frightened on the spot by the inexplicable rattling of swords in Bruce's mansion.

This is about to be tense, Bruce holds the child and stares at his two sons.

"Um, did I bother you?" He asked cautiously.

"No," Bruce turned around, seeing that his face was not as serious as Barry imagined, "You're late, Flash, once again."

"Ahem—you're looking for me? What's the matter?" Barry changed the subject. His lateness is already a routine, so let's ignore this problem.

"Yeah, we need to talk." Bruce replied, calling the super nanny with a voice remote throughout the mansion-Helena should need a diaper change.

"Talk about what?"

Barry was a little nervous, thinking that he hadn't done anything recently.

"About the timeline." Bruce handed the baby to the super nanny in a lace apron, "About Speed ​​Force, and the relationship with the fifth dimension."

Although the control of the timeline has been resolved, this does not mean the end of everything, or even the beginning-there is also the cosmic threat of Brainiac hanging over the head.

His interest in Kryptonian orphans is always there, and at the same time, when will the "spy" on Earth collect enough information to attract him to come to the door?

Should the earth wait, or should it take the initiative?

Luthor is not a fool, he will definitely take action, but he is about to become destructive from time to time, and he doesn't know what he will do.And the Avengers represented by Iron Man...

It is a good thing that there are more people and more strength, but Bruce always feels a little headache.

In addition to these needs to be discussed first with the Flash, who has experience in space-time travel, and then analyzed at the entire Zhenglian meeting, Bruce invited Barry to the mansion, but also has some unspeakable selfishness... Both Barry and Wally were once trapped In Speed ​​Force, the way of expression is similar to that of Helena in another world, and it gradually "disappears". Is there a possibility that all this has something to do with Speed ​​Force?

Little Helena was unwilling to be taken away from her father and brother, and she cried in the arms of the super nanny. The super nanny had no choice but to change her diapers directly in the main hall.

As wished, the little guy who can continue to watch her father is lying on the sofa temporarily recruited as a diaper table, with her head up, eating her arms and legs, kicking her little feet, making the super nanny who changed her diapers a little flustered.

At this time, Tim and Jason, who took a bath in the Batcave and changed their uniforms to casual clothes, also entered the main hall of the mansion to join the serious discussion on the defense of the earth.

The old father looked at the men in the room... always felt that something was wrong.

Baby Helena is a girl after all! ! !

How can it be seen! ?

This is his dereliction of duty as a father!

Even the little ones should be kept private!

This is even more detrimental to the establishment of proper gender awareness!

The more Bruce thought about it, the more confused he became...

There is no woman in the family, and the child is getting bigger and bigger. Not only changing diapers, but also bathing in the future. As a father, he must avoid it when he should avoid it!

Brother Dick, who learned that his old father was distressed, offered advice and comfort in time, "We have super nannies, and steel nannies. Robots are asexual? Probably..."

Bruce thought for a while, then shook his head—both robots were male in appearance, or implied male.This will cause a gender misleading for the little girl.

It's all painted macaron blue, doesn't it work?

No.

On the same day, Batman dragged the two robot nannies to the Batcave without being stopped by anyone.

After electric welding, spraying, ding ding bang bang, the operation is as fierce as a tiger...

Both AI nannies have S-shaped curves, more than 75D.In addition, the Super Nanny also has bionic hair made of Kryptonian material, rolled up in a bun, and the Iron Nanny is brushed with long eyelashes on the elongated eyes, wearing a white lace hat, and spray paint around the mouth Death Barbie pink lipstick.

Even a Gotham playboy still can't escape the straight man's honeyed love for dead Barbie fans.

Iron Man and Superman's brutal sex change, is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality? !

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Xiaona: I want to marry Brother Xiao Qiao.

Damian (desperate): Why! ?You are 11 years younger!Can't!

Xiaona (wronged): No, I want it!

Damian (continuing to despair): What are you planning? !Figure that he is old, figure that he does not take a bath?

(It’s all very good stalks, I’m mistakenly serious hhhh)