[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

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In the middle of the night, under the light in front of the desk, Dr. Tompkins, who was working overtime to check the records of medical equipment in the clinic, looked at the two unexpected guests from above her glasses.

"I must point out, Jason," she said through the red hood, looking at another tall Amazon, "even when you were in your Robin uniform, you never came to my place... I still remember Back then Bruce needed an out-of-print book to 'buy' you to come to me for a vaccine."

"Cough——" Jason would never admit that he was a little embarrassed to have his history hacked in front of Artemis. He didn't like going to the hospital, and he didn't like seeing a doctor even more.

Come on, even the old man doesn't like it.

At the same time, Dr. Leslie is also carefully observing the two "rare customers" of the clinic - at least they are standing well, and they don't look like they need emergency treatment.

Both of them are wearing uniforms/armors, with oil and dirt on their bodies, and the coolness unique to Gotham at night.

Apparently, the Red Hood and the Amazons came straight from the fight - which is second to none, as her clinic has seen far worse superhero first-aids.

Jason took off his hood and noticed Dr. Leslie's gaze, "A case was solved," he waved his hand, "It's just a robot, a small scene."

Before Jason could finish speaking, Dr. Leslie stood up and switched to the "Super British Doctor" status in an instant - although she was not very good at Amazon Biology.

Yet a few minutes later, she listened dumbfounded to the main purpose of Jason and the Amazons coming to the clinic tonight...

Want to...do a prenatal checkup?

Leslie Tompkins: ...? ? ? ! ! !

She probably didn't work the right way tonight.

The well-informed old doctor was speechless for a while—too many questions to ask.

Jason... that little guy from back then, no, he is still a young man who is still a few years old... is he going to be a father already? !

Does Bruce know?

Did Bruce know he was going to be a grandfather? !

Why are young people these two extremes?Either the boss is not young and has no partner, or is he a father and mother at a young age?

Of course, the birth of a new life is worthy of celebration and joy, but Dr. Tompkins adjusted his glasses and thought about his decades of professional experience...

It seems, never, never, did, had, obstetrics...

Four years ago, after little Helena was born, you bats first challenged me with pediatrics and neonatology, and now you want me to understand gynecology?

Also has to be Amazon Gynecology? !

Dr. Leslie Tompkins - I'm So Hard...

I'm a doctor, I'm not a god...and I can't show obstetrics and gynecology to the race of gods! ! !

Jason was also surprised that Artemis would actually listen to him and come for a checkup.

Artemis, who was using the clinic's public alcohol cotton to disinfect his precious ax, took it for granted, "Why not? You are my partner, and of course I will listen to your reasonable advice."

Jason's heart beat faster—the word Artemis used was "partner."

In addition to "partner" and "partner", it also means "partner".Especially in the current era of liberation, various forms of love, male and female friends can no longer be summarized. In order to maintain a neutral description, the meaning of the word partner is becoming more and more important...

"Um, Arte, you just said that I'm your...partner?"

Jason felt that he needed to confirm Artemis' original intention, maybe she wanted to express that the two were comrades in arms...

Artemis stopped wiping the axe, and she actually looked a little uncertain, "Don't you think we are?" She blinked, "My negligence, we really haven't discussed this issue after that night .”

Jason:  …

Artemis: ...

So, his strong girl has skipped the "dating", "exploring relationship", and "boyfriend and girlfriend" stages, and directly upgraded him to "partner"?

The child has already been decided to be raised by Paradise Island, that is to say, in Artemis' heart, the relationship between the two of them is not connected because of the child.

Jason had already forgotten the memory of being "disliked" by Gene not long ago.

He's... fine, very fine.

While the young couple was silently looking at each other with their eyes, the old doctor who was shown a loving face was quite conscious of the situation where he was reduced to the background.

Leslie happened to take this opportunity to make a phone call—of course she still had to have an obstetric examination, so she had to find her obstetrical friends overnight.

After all, she is not an expert in obstetrics and gynecology. Although she has basic physiological and medical knowledge, her professional prudence as a doctor requires that she not directly give an Amazonian a check-up.

After that, Leslie told the two to take off their uniforms and pretend to be ordinary young couples.

This was not difficult for Jason and Artemis at all. A quiet black-haired young man in a red hooded sweater, and the cool girl with a red high ponytail motorcycle who was taller than him beside him, looked... inexplicably collocation.

At least the obstetrics and gynecology friend that Leslie found overnight - a calm middle-aged female doctor, didn't ask any questions.

However, Jason felt that this female doctor had no interest in the first place, just like she was sitting next to the ultrasound machine, smearing gel on his partner's stomach with no expression.

Jason noticed that Arte, who was lifting his shirt to reveal his lower abdomen, was a little nervous--it's not just the female Amazon warrior who is nervous!

Even Red Hood is nervous!

It seemed that everything before was just an inexplicable description, but now, he realized very clearly... He and Ate created a life together.

Moreover, they are about to see this little life for the first time.

It will be the first time... to hear Ta's heartbeat...

——If the Red Hood hyperventilates and faints due to excitement at this time, he will be ridiculed by the other Robins for the rest of his life.

He couldn't help it, and held Artemis' hands in a mysterious way.

——This is a natural movement.

The female obstetrician's actions are quick, and even more neutral and objective. No matter how affectionate these couple's affectionate actions are, they can't disturb her professional attitude and process.

There really aren't many things that can surprise an obstetrician these days.

I saw her skillfully moving the probe of the B-ultrasound instrument, focused and decisive, with a steady voice with almost no ups and downs, reporting to them the condition of the fetus-everything is normal and well developed, and continue to observe Yunyun.

No matter how complicated and rich Jason's knowledge is, he definitely has no experience in examining fetuses with B-ultrasound—under what circumstances would the red hood need to examine the stomachs of other mothers-to-be?The Red Hood has never faced such a difficult task...

Moreover, the female doctor's movements were too fast, so Jason could only see a sometimes gray and sometimes white mass on the instrument.

He finds it more attractive to watch Artemis turn her head and stare at the screen with a slightly fascinated and moved expression - he thinks this must be maternal love.

Even Artemis can't understand it.

The female doctor's work is coming to an end, and she starts to suck toilet paper - to wipe the belly of the mother-to-be.

"Do you want to know the sex of the fetuses?" The female doctor asked casually before putting away the probe, "Or should I keep it as a surprise?"

Only now did Jason realize that his face was a little stiff. Could it be that he also smiled like a silly old father just now? !

What do you think, Art?Like the doctor said, save the sex of the fetuses as a surprise?

Wait... what? !

Jason shuddered...

What's up with this inexplicable plural noun? !

Why did the word fetus become plural? ? ? ! ! !

Artemis heard it too, and both she and Jason suddenly turned their heads and stared at the female doctor.

The female obstetrician had always maintained Bingshan's indifferent expression, which changed for the first time, but she did look at the two of them very strangely.

"I just had two fetuses, I thought you saw it."

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Dr. Tompkins, who had been watching from outside the curtain and waiting for assistance, suddenly felt someone behind him... Before she could turn her head to look, there was a sullen voice, full of surprise.

"Um... two?"

Leslie clutched her chest, feeling like she was going to have a heart attack, "You're going to scare me to death, Bruce..."

That's right, the new grandpa she was talking about just now—Bruce Wayne—has appeared behind her.

He was still wearing a three-piece suit and bow tie, and his hair was sprayed with hairspray. If he guessed right, he came directly from a reception.

The Gotham baby does not look like he wants to be a "grandpa"-is this the benefit of (adopting/adopting) a child early?

Leslie wasn't surprised at all how Bruce could run so fast, which Robin's activities could be hidden from Batman?If they are not using the highest level of counter-reconnaissance means.

Leslie even suspects that Bruce has bugged her clinic.

The two people outside the curtain held their breath, "eavesdropping" quietly and aboveboard.

"Yes, doctor, we need to know the gender." It was Jason's low voice.

And Bruce was familiar with the sound—whenever Jason was really serious, no matter what happened, even in the middle of a fight, he would become very calm.

"One man and one woman, congratulations."

Jason:  …

Artemis: ...

Bruce: ...

Jason froze.

Artemis was also stunned.

Dr. Leslie was about to say congratulations to Bruce as well—Jason has both now, what a wonderful thing—but she saw Bruce froze.

But Artemis's shock was small, Bruce also reacted immediately, and strode towards the door, knocking on the communicator in his ear.

However, Jason was still in a daze...

i fuck

The world is crazy.

Stunned, surprised, surprised?

He didn't know which one he should take out...

Before the pressure of being a father has eased, he suddenly has to compete with the entire Paradise Island for custody!

Then he persuaded himself to send Ta away for the future of the child. If Ta was a girl... a boy, he had already figured it out, he would accompany him, but also let him get in touch with other Amazon boys.

Jason already has a plan, right, a plan...

But his plans were disrupted!

Shatter it!

Now... two?

A man... a woman? !

Jason was a little dizzy, and Jason really wanted to support the wall.

At this time, he only wanted to know one thing clearly - he could not let his children be separated from birth because of the difference in gender!

On the other side, Bruce in a suit can face the communicator without wearing a mask, and makes the most "Batman" voice, "Diana, we have a new situation, I hope you can reconsider my proposal."

Bruce felt cruel, but he took out his verbal weapon anyway.

"We can't let what happened to Jason's child happen to you and your brother Jason who didn't meet for many years, can we, Diana?"

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At this time, Wayne Mansion.

Dick didn't know how to get the news that Jason was going to take Artemis to the obstetric examination, so he rushed back to Gotham overnight and waited with the old housekeeper for Bruce's wiretapping results.

Inevitably, Damian joins in the fun, hacking into his dad's Zhenglian communication channel without even needing Tim's help.

Of course Tim was happy to be at leisure, and finally he didn't have to be a siege lion bitterly. He poured himself a glass of whiskey, and then put down the glass of whiskey in the realization of Ah Fu's death.

And Helena also rubbed her eyes, held on, squeezed the ears of the sleeping bunny, and lay on Damian's lap - because she heard that she was going to be an aunt.

The grand event was unprecedented, just like the Super Bowl scene.

"Wow——" Dick was the first to speak, and he sighed, "A winner in life, I also want to have both children at once..."

His most secret wish was actually spoken out!

A four-year-old child is just a newly born little thinker.

They always want to know everything, want to know everything...

As a result, they will persist in asking embarrassing or suffocating questions.

Apparently, the baby was a topic of conversation that refreshed Helena's spirits.

She gently tugged at Damian's sleeve, "Dami, Damie, where did the baby come from?"

Then she thought, "Where did I come from?"

Appeared!

The question of death arises!

The problem that makes parents entangled in whether to carry out sex education or lie casually and say that it was picked up in the trash can has arisen!

Dickie was the first to take a walk, "...I went to Dr. Tompkins to see Jason, he definitely needs my support right now."

Tim also moved quickly, "Dick must not be enough alone, um..."

Dick & Tim - this question is for you Damian anyway, rain is none of our business!

Of course Damian saw the escape of these two cowards - not only that, even Ah Fu picked up the plates and cups, quietly looking for an opportunity to withdraw.

Tsk - contempt.

In the speechless, helpless and stunned expressions of everyone, Damian put down the bugging device at hand, squatted down, and was at eye level with Little Helena.

——and patiently and in detail... described to the innocent little girl vividly and vividly how bloody and painful pregnancy and childbirth are...

A lot of data was used, and various items at hand were used as props to simulate the birth of a baby.

He also talked about the long-term high maternal mortality rate in history, and various complications that have made medicine helpless until now.

Dick: "..."

Tim: "..."

Afu: "..."

Helena wasn't scared to cry yet, she just pinched the ears of the little rabbit in her hand, "That sounds scary, Damie," she whispered.

Damian nodded, "Yes, it's scary."

Helena's small mouth drooped, "I don't want to get married, and I don't want to have children."

Damian nodded, "Very good."

Helena shook her little head again, and a few strands of soft hair fell out of the loose hair circle, "But I still want to marry Brother Xiao Qiao..."

She looked at the little rabbit in her hand, then at Dick, her expression brightened again, "Hmm! Brother Xiao Qiao and I can adopt/adopt a baby!"

Damian: "Very good..."

Far away in the metropolis, Jonathan Kent, who was catching up on a book report and had never been sick, sneezed several times.

The author has something to say:

*In Rebirth, there is a twin brother of Wonder Woman named Jason. On the memory killing screen, as soon as the second child comes out, the Amazon female warriors all have a shocked expression hhhh_(:з」∠) _

*Written here for the time being outside the twins of dragons and phoenixes, the content of birth and bringing up children may be somewhat repeated with the previous part of this article, it is all related to newborns, everyone may get tired of reading too much, and may write again at the end of the full text in the future ,I have not decided yet.Since it is equipped with both children and children, it will definitely not be taken away by Paradise Island.

Bucket: The pressure is so high, let’s not talk about it, just clean the wooden warehouse, go out to pick up jobs and buy diapers... [bushi