[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Really?

When Jason received the news from Artemis again, it was already a month later. Putting aside other ordinary men, he had already insisted that he must be disgusted. On the phone, I cried to my sister and asked why "I don't recognize people when I put on a skirt".

But is he, Jason Todd, this vulgar, ordinary man?

of course not!And he is super patient and knows to give girls space!

He was in the Batcave at that time, working with the old bat and the little bat to analyze the case-this is rare, knowing that the devil boy often fights with him if he disagrees.

But today, the little girl's kindergarten is over for the weekend, so she also rubs against her father and her brother in the Bat Cave, especially Brother Jason is also there, and she refuses to go up there no matter what.

With Helena present, Jason knew that he and Damian would definitely not be able to fight this time. The brat has a heavy idol burden in front of his sister, and he is struggling to maintain a dignified, morally, intellectually, physically, aesthetically and physically well-rounded good boy. Brother character set.

However, the little girl was really deceived by the devil bastard, she couldn't worship the youngest brother, and ran after him every day "Dami Dami".

It made Jason shake his head very much—worried.

Of course, the old guy didn't want his daughter to stay in the Batcave, but the unbelievable Batman couldn't stand up in front of his precious daughter, and he didn't have a straight face and said, "No, Helena, you have to go back to the mansion!"

The little girl drooped her mouth, lowered her head and began to wipe her tears with her small hands in grievance. The word cards she was holding in her hand fell off, "But... but... I want to be with Papa. Papa last night... there is no tell a story……"

Obedient little milk voice + papa + tears = one trick ko Batman.

The Dark Knight is completely, completely defenseless.

The old guy can only compromise (when did Batman compromise?) to maintain his little authority with a non-deterrent "don't touch it".

Seeing the little guy who brightened up in the next second, Jason almost laughed out loud.It's been so long, Bruce, you still haven't figured out that she's a fake crying girl?

Jason scoffed at Bruce—oh, stupid man.

To the little girl, Jason gave a thumbs up—you have a future, you learned how to manipulate your dad at a young age, brother loves you.

He picked up the little girl, lifted her high, let her sit on his shoulders, and looked at the continuously scrolling data on the screen together.

Jason received a text message from Artemis at this time.

When the cell phone (private life number) rang, he didn't think much about it. He covered little Nana around his neck with one hand, and took out the cell phone with the other hand.

"We need to talk, Jason, in your safe house."

He didn't realize Helena was looking at his phone screen until he felt the touch of the little claws in his hair.

And read it word by word, earnestly!Even with the name "Artemis"!

With Damian, the instructor-style "tutor", chasing after her every day, surrounded by rigorous and complete teaching plans, the little girl's vocabulary has improved by leaps and bounds.

Recently, she is keen to recite words and sentences, and she has to read everything she sees...

Even if Jason's phone had a Spanish text message, Helena could actually read it.

The moment Helena finished speaking, there was an eerie silence in the Batcave.

You know, it's rare for a bat family to keep secrets well, especially... when you don't mean to.

So, even if they didn't gossip or communicate with each other about the latest progress of Jason and the Amazon female warrior, they all knew about it through their own means.

After a few seconds of silence, the old guy who was still looking at the big screen of the bat computer spoke quietly first, "You can't read other people's text messages, Helena, this is privacy, please respect it."

"You need to apologize to Jason," said the old guy.

Tsk, this is too serious.

Before Jason could say anything, Little Nana hugged his hair and kissed him, "I'm sorry, Jason, I shouldn't have read your text messages."

He scratched the little girl's knee socket, making her giggle, "It's okay, I can read your text messages from now on, and we'll be even!"

Damian, who had been expressionless all this time, cast a very contemptuous look at Jason after hearing these words,

It seems to be saying, what about morality?

The text message incident came to an end, and no one mentioned it again.

Apparently, Batman is not one to talk about feelings, in fact, he tries to avoid discussing them with his sons as much as possible.

Firstly, he has no position (Gotham playboy is here to teach people how to fall in love?) Secondly, he has no such interest and time.

Jason didn't know that Bruce was just thin-skinned in sharing his feelings, so let him answer the questions of his sons who were confused in love?He'd rather go fight aliens.

After receiving the text message from Artemis, the corners of Jason's mouth raised uncontrollably, and he was looking forward to their first date "afterwards".

Damian couldn't stand it anymore and decided to make Jason sober.

"Tch, look at your dog legs."

"Even I know that after this kind of line that needs to talk, the following will not have a good result. You are finished, Todd."

Not only was the devil's scoff not absent, but he was also not late.

Little Helena, the follower who was just put down by Jason, tugged on Damian's trousers, raised her head, and asked sincerely, "Dami Dami, what is dogleg?"

Damian: ...

Ah Fu, who happened to come down to deliver tea, sent a condemning look in time: language, Master Damian!

************************

Jason arrived at the agreed safe house ahead of schedule, and was a little nervous.

Although Artemis had shared the base with him for many years and had seen his various living habits, Jason still thought about whether to clean up and tidy up.

Want a scented candle?

Want to change into something more elegant?

He still remembers their half-truth date, Artemis used the date to get a chance to be alone with him in order to avoid the sight of the ubiquitous Bizarro, and the two used the tablet in the Batcave Quietly communicate about Bizarro.

Though meant to be hidden, Artemis went out of his way to correct Jason's claim that the date was "completely a sham."

"Mostly it's a cover" she smiled mischievously and generously.

That night she looked completely different from usual. When he first saw her in armor, Jason was so timid that he couldn't speak.

She was wearing a black body-fitting dress - of course, Jason didn't understand the fabric of women's clothes, as long as it wasn't bulletproof, they were all the same in his eyes.

But Artemis's dress was different that night. It fitted the curves of her body and shone with light, reflecting the sparkling eyes of her Amazons untainted by Gotham.

Oh, and that dress has a big opening at the back, with only criss-cross straps, but it's more fanciful than a purely undisguised design.

As for the curve?front and back?

of course?

But he, Jason Todd, is a gentleman, and his eyes should be on...

Unlike ordinary delicate beauties, Artemis has old scars on her back and arms, which she did not expect and did not intend to cover up.

This does not detract from her beauty at all, it only makes this beauty that belongs to her more powerful and has a story...

What attracted him the most was the long brown-red hair. There was no hair gel or complicated headgear, but it was no longer tied up, and it was loose and beautiful.

This is the extraordinary woman who beat him until he couldn't find Bei when they met for the first time.

Today's Artemis is still wearing her favorite white tank top and jeans-Jason used to think that Artemis couldn't be sexy in this way, but he was stupid then.

Before Jason could finish his wild thoughts, Art, who had just sat down in front of the coffee cup, spoke first, "We need to talk, Jason."

It's a cliché, and Arte has already said it once in the text message.

But it's easy to see the expression face to face, Jason found... Ate's expression is frank and serious, even a little serious.

Could it be that the devil boy guessed right?

Isn't this talk the same mind and the expression of love?

A vulgar famous scene is about to appear?What was a mistake that night, what shouldn't we be?

Jason decided to strike first.He will not continue to be emotionally stupid anymore.

"Wait, Artemis, I'll go first—I'll never think that night was a mistake. We took too long..."

However, Jason saw Arte on the opposite side blink innocently and frowned, "I don't think that was a mistake either. I am sober, and you are sober. That was our active choice. Why was it a mistake?"

Well... After all, Artemis is not hindered by worldly routines. One thing to say, just like that kiss, she initiated it.

Jason breathed a sigh of relief, "Then you..."

"You're too nervous, Jason." Artemis smiled at him gently, "It's really nothing." She stirred the coffee spoon casually.

The conversation between the two was peaceful, relaxing in the simulated morning light of the safehouse.

So Jason was careless, and he didn't expect that Artemis' next words would turn him into petrification on the spot!Then smash!Shattered!

"I'm pregnant," he heard her say.

Artemis expressed the most explosive words with the calmest expression!

Jason: …………………………………?

It took Red Hood a few minutes to understand the simple English.During this period, he has been stunned with a demented expression.

Ah, woo, um, uh...

He lost his voice.

No, no brains, because only people who have lost their minds ask this stupid question.

"Really?"

The question wasn't a problem at all, just a reflex to hearing the shocking news.

Ate blinked again, "Of course it's true." The big eyes were purely confused, "Why are you so surprised? I am a woman with normal bodily functions, and you are also a healthy Earth male. predictable."

By the way...protective measures...Red Hood wants to bang his red head against the wall.

This is all his negligence!

Jason struggled to piece together his thoughts, but his mind was still in a daze.

His own life was still a mess, and the question of whether to start a family had never occurred to him, and he never dared to.

But now Ate must be more helpless than him. As a man, as the source of everything, he must first stabilize.

"Don't be afraid, Artemis, we will find a solution." He spoke dryly, comfortingly.

"If necessary, we can get married, and we can go to the city hall to register now... No, it shouldn't work, my official file is still dead..."

Is this a direct proposal?

That's the way it should be done, it's just so unromantic.

Before he could digest the news that he was going to be a father, his brain was already running at a high speed reflexively. It didn't matter for him to maintain a fake death status, but the child needed an official status.

But Jason found that Artemis was not comforted by himself, and she seemed even more confused.

"Scared, why should I be scared?" She blinked, "The way? What way? Isn't it enough to give birth to the child?"

After a brief thought, combined with her knowledge of secular cultures outside the Amazon, Artemis suddenly realized, "Oh, I see."

"Don't worry, Jason, I'm not asking for anything from you," she turned to comfort him, "I told you about the pregnancy because of our friendship for many years, maybe I should just follow the traditional Amazon practice ..."

The more Jason listened, the more he didn't understand.He began to put on a persistent bewildered expression.

Ate smiled lightly, "I'm sorry if it troubled you. But according to Amazon's customs and laws, the child belongs to Paradise Island, and she has been an Amazon warrior since she was born."

Jason: ……………………………………? ? ?

After a round of shock, there was a new round of dumbfoundedness.

Wait, this is... a real custody battle without getting married? !

Moreover, the opponent is the entire Paradise Island?