[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Today is the birthday of the bucket, so code this part in advance, and celebrate the birthday of the bucket hehehe (?)

Time seems to have passed for a long time.

The old guy's devil cub grew to 1.9 meters in the blink of an eye like he had gigantism, and he was so old that little Helena could walk, run and jump.

He will wittily ask his father, Ah Fu and all his brothers one by one to ask for more ice cream, and see who can't stand it in the end.

Of course, the ice cream thief who can't stand it in the end has to bear the wheel-like condemnation of Batman, the housekeeper, and the Robins on his own while little Nana eats the ice cream to her heart's content.

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However, Bruce Wayne is still young-of course, whether a 40-year-old man can still be called young, the secular evaluation standard is actually only related to the money in his pocket.

So in fact, time has not passed for a long time, Wayne's sons are still young, and the baby daughter is only four years old.

For four years, Jason's life hasn't changed much—he is still roaming the most dangerous corners of Gotham at night as a red hood, doing hero's work across borders as a villain; Still, because of disputes over his style and methods, he would occasionally get into a few less-than-serious fights with Batman Robin.

As for his "pure" relationship with his teammate Amazon female warrior, Artemis...

Years ago, indeed, she and Bizarro had had a breath-taking kiss in the chaos of gravel and gunfire, just as she and Bizarro were about to disappear.

He said at the time: "Finally..."

"Not bad," she said at the time, but added, "For a boy..."

This sentence, until now, whenever Jason recalled it, it would tickle his heart. It should be said that he should be annoyed that the man he was kissed by the red hood challenged his maturity as a man.

But this is Artemis, a woman who beat him up when they met for the first time, and when she said it, it was... quite touching...

No, Jason had to emphasize to himself again, he was a straight guy with ordinary to boring sexual fetishes, and he really had no interest in the combination of the letters S and M.

But when she and Bizarro came back from some messy different world, the three of them had been working together for so long, and there was no real progress between him and Artemis.

Dick had seen the kiss from the surveillance camera at the scene of the operation, and later "raised" him more than once. Of course, there was always a gloating smile in his concerned blue eyes.

Brat Damian has also ridiculed him countless times for his emotional progress, which is younger than a primary school student. Once this braid is caught by the devil brat, it will be endless, making Jason very much want to set up a SHIELD Memory modification equipment, update the system for Damian, and wash away his black history.

——But Damian is actually right. After all, the elementary school students now are not as good as they were back then. They are already fighting over who they want to marry. He really can't compare.

However, with the passage of time, this matter has become more and more difficult to speak and more and more embarrassing.Can't he just pull the Amazon right now and say Al, we need to talk about that kiss from four years ago?

This is so stupid.

Thus, the "thing" hangs like this, weathered by time and washed away by memory, until a certain action, a certain enemy that is difficult to defeat...

Some kind of near-death experience, some kind of life-and-death experience, some kind of life-saving help in the nick of time.

Then?

After all the dust has settled?When it is confirmed that he has passed the god of death again, and the other party is still by his side?

I don't know who took the initiative and who started it.

Smoke, leather, sweat.

Pushing, squeezing, hugging.

Even like wrestling, like competition, like the dead and caught on the streets of Gotham at night.

Jason hadn't realized where the two of them had scuffled (?) together, what if someone was there?In the next second, there was a dull pain in his back.

——He was pushed into the corner by Artemis.

Jason: ...? ? ?

I always feel that something is wrong with my role.

Calm down, she has already removed the holster on your leg, if you don't have a gun, you are no match for her if you try your best!

You know, when you take off your pants, of course you also take off the holster...

No, um, it seems that you took it off yourself?

fuck.

What was he thinking about?

Then he found himself looking up.

Wait!

My height in the red hood isn't short... Is there a day when I want to raise my head and kiss? !

I don't agree...no...

uh-

Well, not too bad.

Jason couldn't help stretching out his hand to wrap his arms around the slender waist of the beauty in his arms - this is a completely normal process, isn't it?

But his hands only caught air—and at the same time, Jason felt a shock in his back again, which didn't hurt at all because the contact surface was soft.

In a whirlwind, he was also surprised to find that the world in his eyes was turned upside down? !

Yes, he fell on the bed.

Correction, he was thrown onto the bed.

To correct it again, he... the dignified red hood... was pushed down.

In the process of applauding love, I was, pushed, fell, and fell.

Jason: ...? ? ?

Wait a minute Al, isn't our action and role assignment reversed?

Jason began a final, probably futile struggle.

That's where my Red Hood jumps!Die outside!None of them will be below!

Wait for me to turn over...!wait for me……

oh al, you...

great-

Afterwards, Jason comforted (crossed out) and encouraged himself in the sage mode—it is said that many men still like to be below, and there are special categories for love action movies.

It's just a matter of saving worry and effort and focusing on enjoying. What's his opinion?

He should have no opinion at all.

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Unlike the "beautiful" Robin like Dick Tim who is always targeted by female villains (male villains?), Jason's love experience is not rich, and he can count it on one hand.

But he's not by any means an incomprehensible sand sculpture like Devil Bat - he has all the theories about love and intimacy.

Just like now, on the second morning "afterwards", if he finds that the bed next to him is empty and his girlfriend is missing, he doesn't get nervous thinking that he has been "abandoned", nor does he think that this is one- nightstand.

Jason is still very confident in his relationship with Artemis.

It's impossible to be dissatisfied with him, Jason is very confident in himself.

Wait, last night it seemed that he didn't have room to play...

Anyway, Artemis must have some urgent business.

He raked his hair, stretched his waist refreshed, and while looking for the pants that he didn't know where he had thrown them, he took a toothbrush in his mouth and prepared to brush his teeth.

As cautious as the red hood of the tactical expert, on such a refreshing morning, it is regrettable that he forgot to recall whether he used "protective measures" last night.

So, I didn't remind my lovely girlfriend with a big ax to do some "remedial measures".

then……