[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Do you really...must abide by these?

Jason is confused, Jason is confused.Jason didn't know who he was, where he was, or what he'd heard.

The whole thing was too unbelievable—whether Artemis, the comrade-in-arms who could lift Jason up by the neck with one hand, was pregnant with his child; On the Amazon Population Register…

There was too much information and too many slots in a short period of time, so that Jason didn't even know how to speak English for a while.

I don't know how to say German, French and Arabic.

He wanted to be quiet, have a cup of tea, and fight with the clown again to clear his mind.

But the Joker wasn't here... For the first time in his life, Jason missed him a little.

No!Can't think about it!The mother of his child is here now!

Thinking of the phrase "the mother of the child", Jason couldn't help but cast his eyes on Artemis' stomach - he must have been so shocked just now, that he only realized now, belatedly, that the girl who always backed him every day Amazon with a giant axe...

Going to be a mother?

——This is too unimaginable, even a little twisted!

Hmm...his kid might not be as big as that ax...

No, procreation is a sacred thing!He should not be cranky!

Jason shook his head, as if trying to get rid of any thoughts of "desecration" of the sanctity of fertility just now - but after shaking his head, he realized how inappropriate and stupid this action was.

Wait a minute……

There seemed to be some great details in what Artemis said just now... Of course, except for the part where the child belongs to Paradise Island.

The personal pronoun she uses is... "she"?

This allowed Jason to temporarily put aside the issue of custody.

"It's... a girl?!" He asked in shock, almost breaking his voice.

Jason's gaze once again irresistibly swept to Artemis' lower abdomen, which was already very flat and even muscular.

"Can I know the gender now?"

Wait a minute, the knowledgeable Red Hood has dug deep into his obstetrics and gynecology knowledge base. It is true that he will raise a baby, but he has really forgotten when he can know the sex of the fetus...

This kind of knowledge doesn't seem to have much to do with crime-fighting operations and careers in Gotham...

Or do you Amazons only have daughters?What is this blessing from some Greek god?

Artemis has been looking at him worriedly ever since he explained that the child belongs to Amazon and does not need Jason to worry about it.

She didn't understand why Jason suddenly became stupid. Could it be that he was so happy and stupid after knowing that he didn't have to bring a baby?

Although Jason has transformed into a "milk brother" with impeccable professional knowledge and attitude after the appearance of little Helena, but being an older brother is different from being a father after all--in her knowledge about the cultural customs outside Paradise Island In rich impressions, this is news that can overwhelm many young men.

And for Jason himself, the role of "father" has never been associated with fond memories-neither his biological father nor Batman is a positive role model.

Fortunately, she is an Amazon, and their Amazon tradition is very reassuring. Now she regrets that she broke the tradition and told Jason - she was doing it for the convenience of future actions, because Jason will definitely be able to see it when her belly is big. arrive.

Hey, Artemis looked worriedly at Jason's blank eyes, and shook his head to himself - if he didn't know, he wouldn't be "stupid with joy".

Moreover, look at the question Jason asked, how silly...

"No, we can only have daughters, and, of course, I don't know the gender now," Artemis replied helplessly, "And we Amazons... don't check the gender in advance. Paradise Island doesn't have B-ultrasound."

Jason was even more confused... There were so many questions that he didn't know where to start.

It is well known that there are no men on Paradise Island, and men are not even allowed to set foot in it. But listen to what you mean... so you Amazon women give birth to a lot of children?

Artemis looked at Jason even more sadly, "We Amazons are all warriors, and if we are warriors, we will die in battle. Amazon women are even more proud of dying in battle."

"So in your all-time impression, we Amazon women don't give birth?" Artemis admitted that he had never discussed this with Jason-this question is too strange, who is okay to ask this?

However... the way the Amazons used to give birth is really incomprehensible with the moral values ​​of people outside the island, and it cannot be brought up on the table.

"Demographically, it's not scientific... You must know this, Jason. If we don't reproduce, we can't maintain our population size," she explained.

Jason felt like he had never been so stupid in his life.

And I don't know what to say next, how to say it without being offensive and lacking.

——How to elegantly ask the question "There are no men on Paradise Island, how did you live"?

He chose to ask the latter first about the gender of the child and the mystery of Amazon fertility—Jason thought he should first understand what the "normal" way of giving birth to an ordinary Amazon woman is, and it can't always be a part of the mother's body. Asexual reproduction to form new individuals.

It's impossible for everyone to come out and have a one-night stand...

Artemis sighed, and chose to face the dark history of Paradise Island. "A long time ago, the Amazons would leave Paradise Island by boat three times every 100 years...to lure sailors at sea. Hmm...It's a bit like a pirate. "

Jason blinked.

This... uh... um...

To have a one-night stand with a lonely sailor who's been on a boat for months?

This is not called piracy, this is called going to sea to help the poor and send warmth.

—But he was still naive.

Artemis frowned and shook his head, "These sailors, these mortals, are just tools and containers for the Amazons. After they get what they want, they will directly... kill These sailors."

Jason: …………………? ? ?

At this moment Artemis happened to look up and meet his gaze.

Seeing that Jason felt a little hairy...

He couldn't laugh or cry, did he want to thank Artemis for not killing him afterwards?

"We haven't done this for a long time now." The red-haired Amazon female warrior waved her hand and added: "Paradise Island is already known to mankind, and it has a seat in the United Nations. In human logic and morality, these actions are not' Humanitarian'. So our population has gone negative."

Whether sleeping with sailors is inhumane or killing sailors is inhumane, Jason decided not to ask...

I just don't know if the sailors have any regrets(?)

So not only Northern Europe has a population dilemma, Paradise Island also has...

"The gender of the child?" Jason felt that he needed to figure out these basic questions before he could prepare for the custody battle...

Is it helpful to hire a lawyer?

Can he beat Wonder Woman's mother, Hippolyta?

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"You don't know until you're born," the red-haired Amazon woman said naturally, "if you're a girl, stay here and become a permanent resident of Paradise Island, under the protection of Queen Hippolyta."

Although Jason, who already had a premonition that the answer would be short, still asked out in disbelief...

"What about... the boy?"

"It used to be sold, sold to Hephaestus for weapons. Those baby boys became Hephaestus' workers."

Jason: …………………? ? ?

Hephaestus? ? ?Vulcan?God of blacksmiths?

Amazon has a history of human trafficking and child labor? !

Well it's Amazon...he shouldn't be surprised.

Artemis then immediately added: "Of course not now, we have a memorandum of understanding with the United Nations, and the ownership of boys can generally be negotiated now. Paradise Island certainly cannot keep these boys. Under normal circumstances, it is up to the children. Dad takes the child to the human society. If the child’s father is unwilling to do so, Paradise Island has an agreement with the United Nations and will not force you to bear any responsibility for raising them. These boys will be adopted and educated by institutions funded by Paradise Island in human society. "

Jason: …………………

Hey……

I really want to cover my face.

He did cover his face.

"Artemis..." The voice from between the fingers was muffled, "Do you really...must abide by these?"

The author has something to say:

*The way Amazon’s population is expanded and reproduced is the setting in New 52. Interested readers can refer to Volume 52 of New [-] Wonder Woman. Reading comics means that it has been like this until now. What is the new era behind? The U.N. MOUs are all bullshit by garbage writers.

*Everyone must have guessed what the intention of the twins of male baby + female baby is!In order not to separate the siblings, the master must come forward to intercede for Tong Tong!