[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

There are really too many new topics encountered this night

According to the little doctor's explanation, skintoskin not only helps to increase the baby's body temperature, but also is a very good way to improve the bond between mother and baby and father and baby after the baby is born.

So naturally, the skintoskin is of course done by the person closest to the blood - that is, the baby's father, Bruce himself.

Can't an uncle or an elder brother come to Yuezu to take care of it?

Uncle Clark and brother Dick get into their roles very quickly, without hindrance, and very self-aware.

As for whether Bruce himself has entered the role, they don't know.

But, Uncle Clark and Brother Dick still understand, let Bruce undress in front of a little doctor he doesn't know?Don't even think about it, it's impossible.

After comprehensive consideration, Clark volunteered and raised his hand first.

"I can do it." Superman's big hand has already started to move the belt. It is said that Evelyn has always wanted to know how to take off Superman's uniform... Oh my god, what is going on in her mind every day?

Evelyn forced herself to be serious and serious, she really is a professional pediatrician!

"Come on, I can even adjust my body temperature freely, how many degrees do you need, doctor?" Superman said enthusiastically.

Free to regulate body temperature?So Superman still has the function of an incubator...useful

Dick couldn't help thinking about it.

However, Dick thought of a more important question——

"Is your skin too hard, Man of Steel?"

This can make the bullets go up with a bang, and the steel chest is still deformed when it bounces back. Isn't it the same as lying on a steel plate when the baby lies on it?

How about regulating body temperature? For the baby, it is just lying on the hot steel plate, which completely deviates from the original intention of skintoskin.

To Superman's volunteering, Ye Yi objected and raised his hand at the same time, "Let me do it"

Just take off your shirt and expose your chest to keep the baby warm. As long as you keep the blindfold mask on your face, your identity will not be revealed.

Given that the baby's mother is not around, it is really the same for Evelyn as to who will come from the three—obviously this baby is not Superman's, otherwise this is the Iron Baby, and the Iron Baby and the Iron Chest match; Wen's vigilante Ye Yi is also too young to be a father.

As for Gotham's scariest Dark Knight?Evelyn said she never thought Batman would be the baby angel's father.

It's too spooky, okay?

Gotham people never thought that Robin next to Batman would be his son-Robin is an assistant, how could he be a son.

Since it doesn't matter who it is, how about... come one by one and see who is suitable?See who the baby is more comfortable on?

You have to let the baby choose for himself.

Evelyn swears the medical advice is professional, but it feels weird to actually ask it...

However, before she could save enough face (and guts) to ask the three superheroes to take off and let the baby try, Batman, who had been silent all this time, announced with a deep electronic voice under the mask——

"No, I'm still here."

Now that Bruce, the father, stood up, Uncle Clark and Brother Dick stepped aside automatically.

Seeing that both Superman and Nightwing acquiesced to this arrangement, Evelyn suddenly had a weird association—oh my god, did she know something?

This kid is Batman's? ! ! !

Batman? !

have? !

a daughter? !

? ? ? ! ! !

As a synonym for horror, Batman has various non-human legends in the market, and some even say that he is a vampire or something...

And now, he actually has a daughter?

Evelyn couldn't help but look at the soft little baby in the stroller, and then at Batman... It was too difficult to associate these two people together.

So... Batman has normal... well... reproductive functions?

Putting aside the messy and inappropriate thoughts in her head, Evelyn immediately entered the "pediatrician" state again.

She guided Batman to the bed in the center of the consulting room, intending to instruct him to take off his shirt and lie down halfway.

"You can keep the hood, uh...Mr. Bat?"

How could the other party take off the hood? Evelyn felt that her words were unnecessary.

Seeing this horror legend of Gotham up close made the young pediatrician feel very delicate, especially when he was obediently letting her command in the pediatric consulting room—in a tall and oppressive figure, the cloak was heavy at first glance Besides, Batman is clearly just a normal guy in a uniform (how could it be a vampire?).Of course, looking at the details, this uniform is very high-end and expensive to the naked eye.

Perhaps for fear of disturbing the baby, Batman is carefully "unloading" his upper body uniform piece by piece—from the forearm armor and gloves with sharp blades and some high-tech mechanisms, to the chest with the bat logo. Armor and cloak, and finally a bulging belt.

The apparently stiff material of the uniform made Evelyn inevitably think of armor.

Then, the chest and back of Batman himself were revealed at an arm's length in front of Evelyn...

The scene in front of him made Dr. Mason, who was used to seeing various cases with his father since he was a child, stop breathing for half a second.

The chest, arms, and back of this man in uniform fighting criminals are all "decorated" with various scars; as a doctor, Evelyn can see at a glance that these scars are from bullets, knife cuts, fires, friction, and even scars. Spikes of sharp weapons... blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Batman himself could write a "Complete Book of Physical Injury" based on his own experience.

What is the motivation that makes an ordinary person sacrifice to such an extent for the tranquility of a city?

Batman himself doesn't seem to be bothered by this at all, even though the young doctor can't help but lock his eyes on his scar, looking back and forth, he still maintains a calm and indifferent attitude.

He held up his uniform. "Where do I put them, Doctor?"

"Uh..." Evelyn blinked, and suddenly recovered from the trance and shock—God, she actually stared at the other person's scar for a long time, which is too impolite.

Shame made her face burn, and she reached for the suit in Batman's hand, to take it to the bedside.

But Ye Yi took the lead——

"Here I am, Dr. Mason," Nightwing said, taking over Batman's uniform before Evelyn, "You can't handle these."

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When Batman himself was half-lying on the hospital bed, Evelyn sorted out her mood from the shock just now, and began to prepare for the baby's skintoskin.

Untie the swaddle, and take the instrument at hand to scan the jaundice value of the forehead, chest and legs - within the normal range.

The baby was only wearing a diaper and no small clothes. The baby was very well-behaved throughout the whole process. He didn't open his eyes, squinted, opened his mouth, and slowly rubbed his legs and feet, making a weak "hey-hey-"

In the eyes of Clark and Dick, the series of actions showed that the pediatrician was much more skilled than them.

Just as she was about to carry the baby to Batman, who was half lying on the hospital bed, Eveli suddenly had a thought, and habitually opened the diaper to check——

Suddenly, I found that there was a small lump of black poop under the baby's buttocks...

Part of it was stuck to the baby's ass, and it was all dry.

Well...at least they now know the baby passed meconium...

Weigh the weight of the diaper again. Considering the baby's urine volume at one time, this diaper can absorb at least 5 or 6 times of urine.

Look at the baby's butt, it's already red!

How long has it been since you changed your baby's diapers?

"Why... the baby is pulling! It's been a long time!"

As a pediatrician, Evelyn is often irritated by the irresponsible behavior of some parents, just like now, the nameless fire is a risk

— May she reprimand Batman?May I? !

And this is a baby girl, and the private parts need more careful care.

There was a moment of anger and a moment of pleasure, but considering that the other party could punch a criminal, Evelyn decided to suppress the urge to yell at Batman.

Batman, once again dismissed by pediatricians.

Of course, Clark could tell from the doctor's elevated body temperature and rapid heartbeat that the doctor was in a rage. He glanced at Bruce, who was sitting upright.

Like a pupil waiting for a teacher to speak.

"...Newborns' diapers should be changed frequently," she said euphemistically, but her tone was uncontrollably severe, the kind squeezed out from between her teeth, "otherwise there will be diaper rash, that is, red buttocks .The things in the urine are naturally decomposed, which will irritate the baby's delicate skin..."

She took a deep breath, and as she spoke, she showed the three Chaoying how to change diapers.

"Diapers with poop should be changed as soon as possible!..."

"The digestive substances contained in the feces are more corrosive to the skin!..."

"After each bowel movement, you should wash your baby's pp, that is, wipe with a soft cloth dampened with water, wet wipes and soft cotton towels are all okay..."

"Girl babies should be wiped from front to back. If possible, it is best to wash with running water every time..."

Bruce, who was stumped by a breastfeeding problem, said that there were really too many new topics encountered this night, and it was simply overwhelming!

Being witty like him takes time to learn.

Yet now he's being bombarded with bullet points of "baby pp care"...

Who am I Where am I Why am I listening to this?

Dick, why did you take out a pen and take notes besides nodding your head? !

And Clark, why are you useless at all?Have you ever raised a child?

Superman is really wronged, Joe and the baby earth are really different, and Clark at this time doesn't even know that he has fallen to the bottom of the chain of disgust.