[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Add clothes!Hurry up and wrap it up!Take off your cloak now!

The huge bat cave was extremely quiet, and Ah Fu's voice came faintly from beside the computer, "The DNA test results are out, Master Bruce."

At this time, Ah Fu was facing the huge screen of the bat computer, and the only light source around him was the DNA test result page that was emitting blue fluorescence, which made most of his face hidden in the shadows, making his expression elusive.

"She's your... daughter."

Ah Fu's words were like falling into the Mariana Trench.

One-piece-Silent-silence-

It was as if he was the only one in the Batcave, talking to himself.

Of course, Fu is not the only person in the Batcave at this time. In addition to the Batcomputer, there is another small light source, which is a small temporary light source not far from the parking lot in the Batcave for Batman and Robin. Operating table.

A group of people have returned to the Batcave with the sleeping baby - of course, it was carried by Superman and flew back at a low speed.Now the baby is lying alone on the makeshift operating table, still wrapped in the creamy yellow swaddle she was found in.

It's not accurate to say "lonely" - standing around the baby, there are Superman and Batman, and four other young heroes.

The seriousness of their expressions still seemed to be watching a nuclear bomb.

The young heroes——Dick, Barbara, and Tim—seeing that no one spoke at the moment, and they didn't dare to make a sound, they could only look at each other quietly.

Another young hero, Damian, pursed his lips, not wanting to make a sound, staring at the baby with unpredictable eyes, wondering what he was thinking.

The only Clark aka Superman who dared to speak out, brave and warm, took the active atmosphere as his own responsibility, and patted the protagonist of the topic-Batman on the shoulder.

"Congratulations, Bruce," he said sincerely, "I am very happy to be here to share your joy of becoming a new father!"

At this time, his super-hearing sense suddenly felt a half-beat fast heartbeat on the opposite side. He quickly glanced at the owner of the heartbeat, Damian, cleared his throat, and changed his words in embarrassment. joy."

Damian rolls his eyes at Superman.

"Where's mother?" Bruce finally spoke after a brief silence. His helmet hadn't been taken off yet, and his voice was still hoarse and low, with no emotion.

"It's Serena Kyle, Master Bruce," Alfred sighed softly, "There is her hair on the pillow in the manor, and it was preserved at that time under your instruction."

No one thought that it would come in handy for such a thing now.

However, looking at the vernix on the baby's face and the sticky hair, it was obvious that Serena had just given birth to the baby, so where could she go?

"We scoured the neighborhood while you and Superman were sending the kids back to the manor," Dick reported to Bruce. "We didn't find any sign of Catwoman."

"The most urgent thing is to find a pediatrician for the child and do some necessary newborn examinations." Dr. Leslie suggested from the side. She was worried and followed back to the manor—once all medical problems were focused on the newborn. For precious and vulnerable groups, Dr. Leslie's vast medical knowledge and rich practical experience are useless. He has never felt so incompetent in his decades of medical practice.

——The status of peers in pediatrics should not be underestimated.

However, the members of the Bat Group realized that they couldn't find a pediatrician at this time—at least not in the manor, because there were too many secrets in the manor.

Before, the news that Batman and Catwoman were going to get married was not deliberately hidden. Not only villains like Bane and Penguin knew about it, but even Sergeant Gordon heard about it.

But the identity of Bruce Wayne is still single.

The scene where the baby was found has been "crowded" by two-faced people. Who knows where the news that "the cat gave birth to Batman's child" has spread underground in Gotham at this time.

At this time, without a detailed background check, it is too risky to find a private pediatric doctor in Gotham in a hurry, and it will put everyone in unpredictable danger.

Then you can only take it to the pediatrician's clinic.Moreover, for the time being, he can only go as Batman.

As soon as he said it, the baby was held by Superman again, and he used the form of air transportation to rush to the pediatrician introduced by Dr. Leslie overnight.

#Currently, neither the child protection agency nor the Ministry of Transportation can define whether the "superman ride" is in line with the safe way for babies to travel. #

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Evelyn Mason, one of Gotham Hospital's cooperating pediatricians, although Evelyn inherited his clinic after her father, Dr. Mason Sr., passed away unexpectedly, very few women who gave birth at Gotham Hospital chose her.

Probably because she didn't smile "kindly" enough in the Gotham Hospital brochure, Evelyn insisted.The reason for refusing to admit it is because she is too young-the reason for being too young is really unexplainable, and she can only wait until she is old.

This is so hopeless.

So when she received a call in the middle of the night from Dr. Tompkins, a leader in Gotham's medical field, saying that she would introduce a small client, don't be too surprised.Dr. Tompkins and her father were classmates, but Evelyn herself did not have much interaction with her.

Evelyn put on her white coat and made herself a cup of coffee—it was more than four o'clock in the middle of the night, and she was sitting in a clinic late at night, and it was introduced by Dr. Tompkins, which put her under a lot of pressure.

And when she saw the red cloak and blue uniform landing leisurely in front of the big window of the clinic, and then the Batmobile smoothly driving into the parking space of the clinic, the coffee in her hand spilled directly—it was thrown out with the cup!

#Batman's technology of reversing into storage is much stronger than her#

"Uh...uh..."

Evelyn's mouth gaped open in shock, until Superman (!) followed Batman (!) into the clinic with a swaddle in his arms, and didn't even close until Nightwing came up to shake her hand.

What's the situation?

why me?

Oh my god, do I want to get an autograph?

Oh my god, Batman is so scary!

The young female doctor was stunned on the spot, which made Bruce frown behind the mask. Is this little doctor reliable?

"Sorry for the late night interruption, doctor," Nightwing shook Evelyn's hand up and down friendly and enthusiastically, "and we have to wear masks, but I assure you we're all sterilized before we go out."

"Doctor Tompkins introduced us here. There is a newborn baby here who needs your help." Superman gently lifted the baby in the direction of Evelyn.

Superman's words made Evelyn finally see clearly the little face in the swaddling baby, and of course she also saw the uncleaned vernix, which made her wake up quickly and switch to the consultation mode.

"Okay, okay," she rolled out the hospital-specific newborn care bed that had been prepared in the corner of the office early in the morning, "put her on it."

For the first time, Bruce noticed this newborn appliance—a transparent cot bed made of resin with a pink mattress of moderate firmness on the bottom.There are four casters below, and there is even a small storage compartment between the casters and the cot.

Out of an urgent need to purchase baby products, Bruce opened his mouth and asked, "Is this stroller bed for sale?"

For the urgency of closing the deal, he added at the end, "You can make a price at will."

Evelyn: ? ? ?

Not only this bed, but also the entire clinic's equipment, Bruce said that he wanted to buy it tonight!

Superman came out at the right time, saying not to interfere with the doctor, and it was more important to check the baby, so he suppressed Bruce's desire to shop.

Seeing that the baby was sleeping soundly, Evelyn first took out the unified form and began to ask some basic questions.

Of course, Dr. Tompkins explained at the beginning that he asked too few unnecessary questions, and after meeting the heavyweights who came this time, Evelyn herself would not ask unnecessary questions, such as "the father of this child And who is the mother?"

What she will ask next are all key questions closely related to diagnosis and treatment.

"What time was it born? How long ago was it born?"

--silence--

"Have you been vaccinated against hepatitis B?"

--silence--

"Did you pass meconium?"

——Silence—the black cloak shook

"Did you pee?"

——Silence—Yeyi scratched his head

So... basically... Batman doesn't know anything...

Okay, Evelyn frowned at the "basic situation" form that she couldn't start with.

Knowing nothing about Batman, he was dismissed by a pediatrician just like that.

There is no way, Evelyn can only check by experience, first take a temperature - a forehead thermometer is scanned, it is low.

Considering the harsh environment when the baby introduced by Superman was found, and the baby was sleeping very peacefully at this time, Evelyn worried that the baby was lethargic.

Evelyn stroked the baby's little hand, gently waking it up.Fortunately, the baby was able to be woken up, she opened her eyes quietly, and her fingers slowly scratched unconsciously.

After listening to the doctor's explanation, Bruce was really anxious.

So after the child was hungry, he was frozen again?

Add clothes!Hurry up and wrap it up!Superman takes your cape off!

"A newborn's ability to regulate body temperature is poorer than that of adults. Adding clothes to her at this time is just equivalent to wrapping up the air-conditioning. You need to help her raise her temperature before adding clothes." Evelyn explained.She was actually teaching Gotham's Dark Knight parenting knowledge, which made her feel very delicate.

How to help warm up?Good at covering the heat with your hands?

"She was born not long ago. Judging from the vernix and lanugo, I speculate that she was probably born before the due date. I suggest doing skintoskin (skin-to-skin contact between mother and baby)."

Evelyn made professional and appropriate suggestions based on her experience and the usual procedures of the hospital.

"What is skintoskin?" Ye Yi, who loves to learn, was the first to ask.

"Skintoskin involves removing the baby's wrapping and clothing, placing her on her stomach on the mother's chest for direct skin-to-skin contact, and covering her with a warm, dry blanket."

"The mother's womb is very warm, and the newborn baby is prone to heat loss. In addition, skin-to-skin contact can also help the newborn baby adapt to the new environment outside the womb and increase her sense of security. So ... yes, we will all in the hospital. Recommended for newborns and mothers to do skintoskin, of course, fathers can, especially in the case of cesarean section."

Evelyn speaks this passage very fluently, which is how their pediatricians introduce it to novice parents.

But as soon as she finished speaking, she felt that something was wrong, and she felt extremely nervous.

Is she... asking Superman or Batman or Nightwing to undress in front of her?

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