[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

It's just...milk powder!Why so many professional words?

Batman: "???"

Batman: "!!!"

The dark knight is seldom confused;

Then came a rare realization;

Inevitably, in the end, I felt that I had outsmarted Solomon Grundy.

No - even Solomon Grundy knows how to feed his own children! ?

Fortunately, Batman has a mask, which protects his dumbfounded expression at this moment.

However, Superman didn't have a mask, so Dr. Leslie saw Superman's expression, and he was stunned. At this moment, he looked no different from Bizarro.

The others were also completely stunned——

Then in the next second, they immediately fell into a new round of panic! ! !

us!Actually!Hungry the baby!

Even the most basic needs of such a human being cannot be met!

Even Ah Fu, who was far away in the Batcave, frowned deeply, conducting self-analysis and self-criticism.

Dr. Tompkins was helpless. Today's Bat Group as a whole is not very reliable.

Sure enough, any man is a natural idiot when it comes to parenting—the world's number one detective, Batman, is no exception.

Should it be said that the species of man is spoiled by women?

Of course the baby must be fed immediately when he is hungry, and he cannot delay for a moment. This cry is heart-wrenching.

Then the problem is coming.

What are you feeding?

Tim, who has been the best since the discovery of the baby - aka Robin, who is most like Batman - volunteered.

"I have a nutrient solution in my universal belt."

Produced by Wayne's high-tech product line, it has a light taste and is dense in energy. It is stored in a fresh-keeping package designed by Bruce himself and uses Kryptonian materials, so there are no additives.

Not only is it the best choice for energy and hydration during long night patrols and stalking, it is also the most reliable and effective source of nutrition for serious injuries.

In Tim's logic, babies have no teeth and can't chew. This nutrient solution... well, of course, is the most nutritious thing they have at hand. It's liquid, and even kittens can eat it without any problems.

Ye Yi, who had experienced in all kinds of the most difficult environments, also felt that there was nothing wrong with it.

As for Damian who is still in a daze?

First of all, he spent the entire fetal period in the incubator, and then was put into the lake by his mother as soon as he was born-this was a test of his "strength".

Oh, forgot to mention, the mother backhandedly killed a nanny who had a different parenting philosophy than hers - this young nanny tried to remind the mother not to put him in the lake - the little nanny died directly in the water, Damie Ann's own first morsel was probably the babysitter's blood.

So he felt that there was nothing wrong with the nutrient solution.

As for Barbara, probably because of her intuition as a woman, although she always feels that something is wrong, this logic is not wrong (probably?). It would be great if she could be given a few minutes to look up the information.

The concerns of this group of people are too macroscopic and serious, and no one understands the problem of fine feeding at present.

Therefore, everyone really didn't understand why they received Dr. Leslie's face as if he looked silly.

"No breast milk, of course I have to feed formula milk!"

"How can I feed nutrient solution?!"

Isn't it common sense that ordinary people know how to feed a baby? !

Of course, she temporarily forgot that these people were not ordinary people.

Leslie Tompkins is devastated, even though she's not a pediatrician - all the pediatric knowledge she learned in med school was given back to the teacher after years of no clinical practice - and has never raised a child, but she really can't think of it This group of vigilantes and Chaoying actually want to feed the baby with nutrient solution? !

There was another panic, and they looked at each other stupidly, accompanied by the baby's persistent crying.

Then the problem comes again.

It's more than three o'clock in the night in Gotham, it's midnight, where can I get milk powder?

Bruce reacted quite quickly, directly "taking" the baby in Superman's arms, and assigned Superman to fly to Europe or Asia or somewhere else—in short, any place on the earth that is currently in business hours, and bring back a can of milk powder!

immediately!immediately!

Of course, Clark executed it immediately, and flew to Frankfurt at a speed similar to that of the Flash. It was around 9:[-] in the morning in Germany, and various supermarkets had just opened for business.

Randomly found the most convenient supermarket, Superman changed clothes instantly, rushed into the store in the form of Clark, and flew away immediately as he was about to get a can of milk powder——

But!The reporter wearing glasses was dumbfounded at the two shelves full of jars from beginning to end.

It’s just baby milk powder. Why are there so many varieties? !

Louise was breastfed at the beginning, and he didn't worry about it-it's good to have a wife!

Anyway, Clark pushed his glasses, this is milk powder for Bruce's family, just get the most expensive one.

Fortunately, these cans are clearly written - 0-6 months, 0-12 months, etc., Clark will not take it wrong, he is not so stupid, okay?

He even remembers buying the bottles at the same time and being amazed by the sheer variety of materials - glass, silicone, plastic...

No matter what material it is made of, Clark still has only one selection criterion—choose the most expensive one in the store.When I picked it up, I was surprised that things for babies can be sold so expensive

And the baby bottles are divided into months? !Clark wiped off his non-existent sweat. If he bought the wrong one, he would definitely be glared at by Bruce. Fortunately, as a reporter, he has developed the habit of careful observation. He really learned a lot of new knowledge today.

Back then, he made Xiao Qiao's baby bottle out of Kryptonite materials—he didn't even think about buying it.

The stuff of the earth baby, Xiao Qiao probably broke it with a light pinch.

After checking out, paying, changing clothes and taking off, in less than 5 minutes, Superman reappeared in Dr. Leslie's clinic with milk powder and feeding bottles (the most expensive!), and Clark was quite satisfied with his thoughtfulness.

Maybe it was because Bruce's gloves and breastplate were too cold and hard, the baby couldn't be coaxed well, couldn't eat, and still cried a few times from time to time, sounding weak.

Without anyone asking, Clark opened the jar, poured a few spoonfuls of powdered milk into the bottle, then took the water that Dr. Leslie had prepared in advance, and heated it with thermal vision.

No...it's too hot, hurry up and freeze your breath to cool off.

Superman is indeed a must-have for home travel.

Superman in a red and blue uniform is scrambling for a bottle of milk powder; while the dark Batman is holding a milky yellow swaddle, his posture is stiffer than lying on the most uncomfortable dripping stone beast, and he is at a loss. Walking back and forth slowly, according to the vague impression - the image of a mother coaxing her child seen on TV and in the media - pat lightly, making a hissing sound from her mouth.

But this voice, which should have a soothing effect, is low and hoarse when it comes out through the voice-changing device on Batman's helmet-it really can't coax children, it doesn't have any soothing effect, but it can make a few Arkham's The prisoner trembled with fear.

Being served (unprofessionally) by the best partner in the world, should I say this baby is happy or unhappy?

Of course, the little baby doesn't know the status of these two on the earth. For her, the cold and hard gloves are uncomfortable, and she can't eat neinei.

Wow - wronged!Cry!

The exposed little face was wrinkled together, and the crying made people tremble.

Cry seriously, cry persistently.

The other few people couldn't help even if they wanted to. Fortunately, Tim and Barbara, who were strong in execution, had already buried themselves in looking up the information about the newborn.

The most reliable Dick (relatively speaking), picked up the powdered milk can that was set aside, and read the instructions on the back.

The bottle finally didn't feel hot to the touch, and Clark rushed to deliver it to Bruce—

Two objections sounded at the same time, from Tim and Dick respectively.

"Wait! You can't drink that bottle of milk powder!"

Dick pointed to the milk powder can: "Here are the brewing instructions. It needs to be mixed with 30ml of water and brewed at 40 degrees?"

"How many spoonfuls did you exchange?"

Clark scratched his head, he mixed several spoonfuls, which far exceeded this ratio - afraid that the child is hungry, you have been hungry for so long.

Tim read the information he just found, "Excessive milk powder concentration will lead to an imbalance of osmotic pressure in the baby's intestinal tract, and even cause necrosis of the small intestine..."

Bruce's stare had already shot over, and he questioned, with a low voice, "Didn't you raise a child?!"

"We were raised in the Fortress of Solitude at the time... There was Louise, and there were also robots." Clark blushed, "And... Xiao Qiao is with me, as long as there is sunshine, she doesn't really need food."

"And you have to prepare the water first, and then pour the milk powder into it..." Dick continued to read the instructions behind the jar.

All men have never known that it is so important to make milk powder.I thought it was like making breakfast cereal, whether to mix the cereal first or the milk first depends on personal preference.

Barbara, the young girl, didn't understand either; and Dr. Leslie, no matter how versatile he might be, couldn't be better at feeding and caring for a newborn than a maternity nurse.

Several Chaoying finally made a cup of milk powder that met the standard according to the instructions, and the baby finally got the ration, and after a few mouthfuls, he closed his eyes and fell asleep.

A group of people finally breathed a sigh of relief, and Dick flipped the milk powder can.

"What kind of hydrolyzed protein and hypoallergenic milk powder is this?"

Bruce understands hydrolyzed protein; Bruce also understands allergies.

Combined with baby milk powder, it is confusing.

! @#￥%&*￥#@……

It's just...milk powder!Why so many professional words?

Facing a large blind spot of knowledge, the world's number one detective felt at a loss for a long time.

And Clark later learned that he should have just taken a few bottles of liquid formula, and all the arguments about making milk powder would have been saved...