[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Unless you let him fly to Europe again, just to buy you a pack of diapers back.

Although the young female doctor was babbling, she didn't delay at all in her movements.After skillfully changing the diapers, she carried the baby over, signaled Batman to lie down again, and then carefully turned the baby chest down, letting the baby lie on Batman's bare chest.

As Batman, Bruce has received hostile and fearful eyes, but he has never—really not once—received such disapproving and disgusting eyes as Dr. Mason did at this time?

Ordinarily, under normal circumstances, he is often the one who gives others "looks of disapproval"...

Although he had followed the little doctor's instructions and embraced the little baby covered with a thin blanket, the young female doctor in a white coat looked at him condescendingly and seriously, as if she was looking at an unqualified novice father.

The look didn't bother him at all, and Bruce didn't mind what others thought.However, when his big hand touched the soft and warm lump on his chest, his breathing accelerated uncontrollably.

He lowered his head and looked at the little guy on his chest who had closed his eyes again. She seemed to be very comfortable, breathing evenly, and fell asleep again.

Small faces, small hands, small noses and mouths.

Bruce's hand was already bigger than most men's hands, and now he could almost cover the baby's body on his chest with his entire palm.

What the people around him—Clark, Dick, and the doctor were doing—had long since ceased to notice.

It was a crazy night, and it wasn't until now, in this quiet moment, just for him and the little guy, that he finally realized what was going on—

He is going to have a daughter!

And this daughter is still a little baby!

Right now, right here, on his chest!

Looking at the peaceful sleeping face of this little guy, somewhere in Bruce's heart, there was an inexplicable... soft feeling, is this something called "happiness"?

Before he had time to taste whether this was happiness, another feeling came overwhelmingly at the same time!

This is an overwhelming worry!panic!nervous!

Other men often have a full nine months of worrying!panic!nervous!And he, Bruce Wayne, had no time to worry until now!panic!nervous!

From now on, this little angel is his responsibility!

And he...will also become this little angel's reliance...

Wait, can he?Does he qualify?Will he let her down?

These thoughts made him breathe faster and faster!Almost hyperventilating!

And hyperventilation will panic attack! ! !

He had never had a panic attack in his entire life!Not even when encountering the universe-level opponent Darkseid

Will he disappoint her?He will!Seeing that he doesn't even know how to breastfeed and change diapers...

And his own life is a mess, whether it is Bruce Wayne, a playboy who is not doing business properly, or Batman who beats criminals on the street at night, they are not qualified father candidates.

Just like the four boys in the family... none of them are the best display of his parenting ability!

#Is this considered postpartum depression? #

Calm down, Bruce, you have money, you can hire a nanny, the most expensive nanny... Hire a nanny to change diapers, another nanny to breastfeed, and another nanny to take a bath... Why are you nervous, don't be nervous...

There are too many people waiting in the mansion, will the bat cave be discovered?

It doesn't matter, buy another house to raise a baby!

As for the education issue, the daughter's education issue? !

ah!He doesn't know either!

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Except for Clark, who could tell emotions by listening to his heartbeat, neither Dick nor Dr. Mason present knew that Batman himself was in a silent mess.

Knowing that Bruce must not want others to know that he was nervous, Clark walked to the bed and put his hand on the other's shoulder, "Batman, you know, you won't be alone in this matter."

"We'll all help."

Clark's words pulled him out of the quagmire of worry, he adjusted his breathing, and nodded to his comrades and friends for many years.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Evelyn took the baby's temperature again - when it reached the standard, she picked up the baby and swaddled the baby with a square cloth sterilized in the clinic - of course, while wrapping the baby, she swaddled the baby. Batman, who was donning his uniform, babbled about the correct way to wrap his baby.

"Newborns are swaddled to give them a sense of security."

Out of the corner of her eye, she noticed that the dark knight had put away the dirty package the baby had been carrying—the outer black lace fabric had always seemed strange to her.

But this is not her main concern. She has only one thing on her mind now - is Batman ready to be a father?

God, look at how she doesn't even remember changing her diapers. She has too many things to tell Batman about newborn care.And since this baby met her by various chances and coincidences, she has to bear the responsibility, and she can't just watch Batman, who doesn't understand anything, take the baby away.

It turns out that Chaoying, who is omnipotent, also has the problem of powerlessness?

The little doctor stuffed a stack of pamphlets explaining baby care into Yeyi's hand (this Chaoying is obviously the one who loves to learn...) and started the rambling mode again——

"... sleep in a crib, yes, buy a crib, Mr. Bat, nothing can be put in it... lie on your back, prevent suffocation..."

"Do you know?" The doctor thought for a while, "I'd better give you a 'baby box', I have a sample from the community welfare center."

Dick had already taken the baby at this time and was holding it carefully.Bruce also tidied up, feeling that he had regained his dignity as the Dark Knight.

Wait a minute, what is a "baby box"? "Community Welfare Center"?

The doctor who came back soon was holding a flat, thick cardboard box without a cover. The inside and outside were painted sky blue with little clouds painted on it.

And when the doctor handed him the box, Bruce subconsciously stretched out his hand, but when he saw what was in the box, he froze in mid-air.

I saw a small package of diapers in the box, three small clothes, even a small plush toy, and other towels that Bruce didn't know what to use, several (does a baby need so many towels?)

At the bottom of the box is a mattress.

The female doctor happened to answer at this time.

"Let the baby sleep directly in it, not directly in your... er, residence? base? bed."

Not only did Bruce understand, Dick and Clark also understood instantly...

So this Babybox is a kind of government welfare, which is given to parents of newborns who are not in good condition or apply actively, providing them with the most basic safe environment when the baby is just born...

Clark: "..."

Dick: "..."

Bruce: "..."

Well, Bruce Wayne, there is still a day to become a welfare object...

The Wayne Group probably also donates to this social good, right?

"I do not need."

Batman's voice is almost gnashing of teeth.

Of course he cannot occupy social resources.

"It's not for you," Evelyn said righteously, "it's for the baby!"

Dick felt that this back and forth would be a stalemate for a long time, so he simply reached out and took the baby box, "Thank you very much, Dr. Mason."

Can he donate it to those in need after returning to Bludhaven?

Before the three Chaoying packed up and were ready to leave the clinic, Evelyn handed over her business card and explained that if there is any problem in the future, you are welcome to contact her at any time.As for this business card, Clark burned it to ashes with heat vision as soon as Bruce went out.

This innocent little doctor cannot be identified as the doctor of Batman's daughter, there will be villains eyeing her.

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I went to the doctor urgently in the middle of the night, and brought back a stack of baby care manuals, watched how to care for babies with pp, and was given a baby box with rich content, which was quite rewarding.

In the mansion, Tim, Barbara, and Ah Fu didn't sleep either. Apart from waiting anxiously, they were eagerly learning about parenting.

At this time, Tim was using the bat computer, opened four different videos at the same time, and made a mind map on the subject of "how to bathe a newborn".

When Ah Fu saw the baby box brought back by Dick, his eyes lit up and he immediately accepted it.

"Well, when it comes to parenting, Batman is also considered a socially disadvantaged group. Master Bruce, in the future, you can ask the publicist to donate a sum of money to the babybox project."

While talking, Ah Fu carefully checked the baby box, taking out the baby items inside one by one and counting them, as if he had found a treasure.

Ah Fu means that these things can solve the urgent need tonight. Our super powers are rich, but there is no place to spend money in the middle of the night, unless you let Superman fly to Europe again, just to give you Buy a pack of diapers and come back.

That's not how Superman works, my lord. Asking Superman to run errands to buy diapers is also a waste of social resources.

And Barbara, who hadn't changed her uniform yet, also leaned over to Ah Fu and watched curiously together.

So Bruce saw the masked Batgirl, holding up baby clothes, and kept saying how cute she was, so cute.

And Nightwing, armed with twin sticks, joins Tim in learning how to bathe babies.

And Superman in red cloak and blue uniform, after Ah Fu emptied the baby box except for the mattress, was carefully putting the sleeping baby in the box...

The picture in the entire Batcave is very inconsistent.

Then, Bruce suddenly realized belatedly that someone seemed to be missing from this picture.

The author has something to say:

*I have pity on my first-born elder brother, Mr. Mi, who was not noticed by his old father until Chapter 7...

*Baby box, babybox, or nursery box, was originally a kind of social welfare in Finland. Through this welfare (of course, there are also reasons for social progress) Finland has become one of the countries with the lowest infant mortality rate in the world.This box looks like a cardboard box, similar to a shoe box, which is distributed free of charge to pregnant women, filled with baby products, and most importantly, the box can also double as a cot for babies to sleep in.This is an effective way to prevent sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS) because it provides a healthy sleeping environment and prevents suffocation in newborns.Later, the United States also introduced it, but unlike Finland, it is not sent directly. The United States seems to have to take the initiative to register with a designated agency, and then learn some parenting knowledge online before sending it to you. It seems that there are differences in regulations from state to state. In short, The best one is Finland.If you are interested, you can search for specific details, and the author of the garbage will not be long-winded~