[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Finally eating vegetables!

One is a thin and small (of course the muscles are hidden in the uniform), a young aunt who is only 160 tall, and the other is a tall and strong man who looks like a gangster in a movie (?) Man.

As a result, the young aunt almost subdued the vicious man to the ground with only one hand?

These four or two throws are astonishing, especially for three or four-year-old dolls, it directly subverts their cognition.

Relying on this fall, Natasha quickly established her majesty and status, which made her wonder whether she should directly perform such a performance before leading the team in the future?

After re-stabilizing the chattering kids into a line and electing little Bryan to be the leader, Natasha finally had time to watch Happy on the ground.

She gave Happy a hand and pulled him up as he was trying to get up, "Sorry, Happy, and..."

Natasha tilted her head and smiled, "Thank you for your cooperation, the effect is very good, the children are finally willing to listen to me now."

The smile from Agent Romanov directly made Happy feel as if he had received an electric shock. Not only was he stunned, but his heart was beating, just like a red heart popping out of his chest in a cartoon...

Happy's heart is working now - I can fall ten more(?)

The chubby driver shook his head to himself, bringing back thoughts that had strayed from the topic.

"Uh...it's okay, I'm very, very glad to be of help."

He wiped the sweat from his brow with the tie he was adjusting - if his boss Tony Stark saw this action, he would definitely curl his lips in disgust...

ah!correct!boss!

Happy straightened his tie, finally remembering the serious mission of his trip.

"Do you know where Tony went, and what else did he do? I have contacted him for two days...no reply," Happy said anxiously, took out a military-grade communicator from his pocket, and shook it at Natasha , "Then I just received a signal that someone activated Tony's artificial intelligence in the Avengers Building."

As a real slash youth, that is, genius/billionaire/playboy/philanthropist/superhero Iron Man, Tony Stark has three official offices.

One is the underground laboratory at home, one is in the Stark Group Building, and the other is in the Avengers Headquarters Building.

For the convenience of office and research, electronic equipment and database software systems, etc., of course, the three offices must be synchronized.

Therefore, it is completely possible to activate the artificial intelligence in Fulian Building-but the problem lies in the way of this activation. What Happy actually received was an intrusion alarm...

When Tony plunged into the research of armor or clean energy, he couldn't get in touch for days and nights.Especially when he encounters a bottleneck and stays up late to study, he will be irritable when anyone contacts him. Happy has experienced the "scientist's sickness" many times.

It's just that now is a special period-Little Pepper is pregnant.Tony can't let anything happen at this juncture.

It is precisely because of this that Happy can't tell Pepper the news of Tony's disappearance. How can a pregnant expectant mother be worried about Tony's wild thoughts?

Fortunately, the mother-to-be is as busy as Tony now, and Happy is a little fooled, so Little Pepper doesn't pursue Tony's whereabouts.

This made Happy feel relieved and at the same time very sad, feeling that he was the one who worried the most about the child in his belly...

Natasha immediately understood the cause and effect, and immediately handed over the children who were visiting to the care of her colleagues—a Level [-] agent with a gun, a man with muscular muscles, and after taking over the task of Agent Romanov, his expression looked like like crying...

Then Natasha quickly led Happy into the elevator, swiped her encrypted card, and pressed the floor where Tony's office was located.

However, when they arrived at Tony's office, through the huge floor-to-ceiling glass doors, what Happy saw was not the boss he was thinking about.

Instead, it was Doctor Strange who was manipulating the golden magic circle, integrated into Tony's computer program, and was messing with something.

Doctor Strange can actually be a thief?

A mage, why come to steal Tony's artificial intelligence?

——Crack WiFi password?

Natasha pressed the password, pushed open the glass door, and saw Doctor Strange's dignified expression at the same time.

"What the hell happened, Stephen?" Natasha asked.

"Where's Tony?" The boss's location is the only thing Happy is concerned about, "Ah, I remembered, the last call he made before he lost contact was to you!"

The mage immersed in his own world still acted on his own, as if he didn't hear their words.

The shining magical energy and Tony's visualized data are entwined and flowing at the mage's fingertips, and the red cloak is also faintly dancing like the wind. This picture is both harmonious and dreamy, and only the former doctor Strange, who has a deep understanding of human technology, Doctor, able to successfully integrate science and magic.

He kept muttering in a low voice, "No... no, it can't be done. That means... I can only...?"

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Near noon, the Wayne mansion bathed in bright sunlight was quiet.

As a driver, Afu took Bruce, who "had to" attend the board meeting, out; Damian was in school and was "forced" to learn the low-level courses he already knew; Jason went to help Artemis deal with a dispute with Amazon. There has been no one for the relevant task for several days.

So, uncharacteristically, Tim stayed home to babysit.

Because even the daughter of the chairman of the company refused to eat it, Wayne's maternal and child research and development department had to work overtime to improve the formula of infant rice noodles again.

——The R&D personnel are going to be bald, if it is not for the good salary and benefits, they would have resigned in anger.How else can it be changed!The raw material can only be pure rice flour which is the least allergic, and there is no salt, no sugar, no additives. This can only be changed in terms of taste, right? !

From the data, even if 97% of the children are willing to accept the rice noodles developed by themselves, as long as the daughter of the chairman's family does not eat... that is 100%! ! !

SB leadership!

Domineering President Tim said that young people should have feelings, we are engaged in a great cause, and of course a great cause requires great sacrifices...

So today is the day when the domineering president takes the new rice noodles that sacrificed the hair of the R&D staff to test Baby Helena on the spot.

The domineering little president was caught by Bruce who was about to go out like this - come, take the child by the way.

Right now baby Helena is sitting in the dining chair, crying heartbroken.

"Woo-uh-uh-uh-!!!"

Still shutting up and crying in the "refused to eat" style, two round tears were squeezed out from the middle of the eyes.

I also pulled the rice noodles everywhere, even if I used a suction bowl, I couldn't avoid it.

On the contrary, the sucker bowl will "eject" the rice noodles farther due to the reaction force and elasticity...

That's how Tim's suit suffered.

Reluctantly, he pulled the sucker bowl off the dining chair's plate—Helena watched the process curiously, and suddenly stopped crying.

This set off alarm bells in Tim's heart. Isn't this little guy learning to pull out sucker bowls like this?

The baby looked at the bowl that was suddenly taken away, and then looked up at an adult in front of him, why couldn't this annoying bowl be pushed down just now?

Tim took off his suit and didn't care about cleaning up the lumps of rice noodles that had been "catapulted" to his shoulders. He reached out to untie Baby Helena's rice bag, and carried her out of the dining chair.

The little guy was still crying pitifully, shaking his head, and began to eat his hands.

In order to calm the baby's emotions, Tim carried her to the full-length mirror in the mansion.

The baby is in love with looking in the mirror now, and I don't know if she can't tell the difference?

"Look who's crying." Tim said, pointing to the baby in the mirror in the cream-yellow lantern overalls.

Helena smiled at herself in the mirror.

The saliva with rice paste was brought out by the little hand and wiped on Tim's shirt.

"So happy to see yourself?" Tim waved one arm, and the baby giggled.

Then she turned to look at real Tim holding her, and then to Tim in the mirror.

——First doubt, then surprise!

While being dizzy by the baby's cuteness, Tim couldn't help thinking, how to compile such a loving interaction into the artificial intelligence program?

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If the baby doesn't eat, don't eat it. Although you are worried about your father and brother, there is no way, you can't force others to eat.

Put your baby back in the high chair—this time explicitly telling her not to eat—and give her a clean Manhattan Ball on the dinner plate for her to chew on.

Tim tackled his own lunch, a simple cucumber sandwich.

He and Helena are both at the small dining table in the kitchen, as the parenting books say, to give the baby a sense of participation in eating...

The sandwich was only half bitten, and Tim had to answer a phone call in the middle. When he came back to his senses, the baby was reaching out and pulling his sandwich, and successfully grasped a small piece of cucumber, holding it with both hands, trembling Send it to your own mouth tremblingly.

Tim: "!!!"

You haven't teeth yet, baby!What to do if you can't chew and choke!

Tim quickly took the cucumber out of the baby's hand, while distractedly reviewing the operation steps and details of the Heimlich first aid method for infants and young children.

Under one year old is the "back pat method" of holding the baby on the lap, lying on the stomach, the head is lower than the chest, the adult's hand supports the child's head, and pats the shoulder blades...

Wait!Tim suddenly realized something!

Baby is more willing to eat by himself?

Out of this kind of thinking, he instructed the steel nanny to steam the pumpkin sticks and broccoli, small and small, to make them soft and reduce the risk of choking.

Then put it on her tray, Tim kept looking forward to it cautiously, and watched the baby quietly in order to be ready for Heimlich's rescue at all times.

She stretched out her hand to grab it curiously, then looked up at the strange adult in front of her, and then... stuffed the food into her mouth with common sense!Suck... bite!

Finally eating vegetables!

Although I didn't eat a few mouthfuls...but I played all over my body and all over the floor...

Bruce, who came home and heard such good news, was moved to tears!It doesn't matter!We have AI nanny to clean!

IronNanny&Supermanny——Hmm...suddenly want to rebel...