[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Dad never had a name.

Later, everyone realized that this eating method that was explored by Tim on a whim is also a parenting method with an academic term.

That is, "finger food" in the category of "self-eating".

Jason, who was busy with tasks and the promotion of Wayne Maternal and Baby Group, didn't check the parenting forums for a month or two, and didn't have time to update his knowledge base as the child grew.

So the red hood became a pseudo-maternal and infant V.

Who knew there would be so many new topics in six months? !

Although I know when and what to let my children eat, I still have the question of how to eat so that my children can eat better!

Feel like you haven't raised a doll for more than six months? !

Batman Robin Red Robin Nightwing Red Hood, facing "finger food" and "melting beans" and other familiar and unfamiliar words, all expressed that they have not experienced such a sense of uncertainty caused by ignorance for many years Alright, these baby-raising concepts are scarier than Gotham's crime stats.

Batman, who is "always prepared", did not have time to prepare in advance this time.

However, parenting is a task of continuous learning and lifelong learning. Children always grow up silently when you don't care!

The pseudo-maternal and infant big V red hood has already fallen behind because of slack!

It was as if suddenly one day, Ah Fu found that when he was holding Helena, she could already sit firmly on the adult's arms, and her head and upper body could turn freely - this is the effect of the waist development.

Babies who have just learned to sit like to stand now. One of their favorite activities is to be supported on the lap of an adult, and to twist their little buttocks.

If you are not happy to put her down, you will hum coquettishly if you are not happy, and if you don't satisfy her, you will develop into crying.

Forget it, just lift the iron.

So lifting iron = lifting baby.

Moreover, this iron will move in all directions, testing the dynamic balance ability of the iron lifter.

Today's Tim experienced the sourness of a new training. Although the child is not heavy, but after a long time, it is equivalent to a set of comprehensive training for the triceps, back muscles, and biceps. High-intensity anaerobic training.

Next time that fitness freak Damian is running out of energy, let him lift the baby!

(Gotham's villains have recently discovered that Batman and Robin seem to be physically stronger than before!? With more terrifying stamina)

In addition to receiving the good news that little Helena was finally willing to eat vegetables as soon as he got home, Bruce also brought back a guest.

When I came back from the meeting at the Wayne Group headquarters, I asked Ah Fu to drive him to Tompkins' clinic. Today is the time they agreed to give the baby a routine physical examination to see the little girl's various indicators Is it in line with the most basic developmental curve?

These checks are done regularly for babies all over the United States.

Leslie put on her glasses and stethoscope and couldn't help but smile when she saw the baby - a little angel who always brightened her day.Even for her, it is not hard to retake pediatrics at an early age.

She put the baby on the nursing table, and Ah Fu and the two smart nannies took out the tools brought by the doctor—the weighing scale and height ruler for the baby.Leslie measured the baby's height, weighed Chubby, and measured the circumference of his head.

——The height is above average, the weight is on the medium line, and the head circumference is also in the healthy range.

- The baby is being fed fairly well, even if she doesn't like to eat.The family tried their best to show their talents, but they also stuffed enough food for her to grow.

During this process, baby Helena kept watching curiously, turned her head to look at the adults around her, patted the round stethoscope that grandma in a white coat put on her chest, and squeezed the arm of Tim who was holding her , and finally, holding on to Dr. Tompkins' stethoscope cord.

Then he stuffed it into his mouth without any surprise.

"This is unhygienic, baby, let... um... let grandma take it out."

Dr. Tompkins got stuck on what to call himself to the baby.

As Bruce's godmother, this child is of course counted as a grandchild to her...

As Damian's little adult, she has never had such an obvious sense of seniority.

She has actually become a grandma, which made Leslie Tompkins, who has been concentrating on medicine for many years, suddenly feel emotional and dazed, and even more gratified.

As a half-year-old baby, Helena has five shots of vaccines to be taken in line today.

It must have been a sad day for the little one.

Dr. Leslie took out an ice pack to save the delivered vaccine, handed it to Ah Fu, coaxed and teased the little girl who was lying flat on the nursing table and eating her feet.

Since injections have always been Ah Fu's task, let this villain continue to do it...

Bruce held his chin and looked around nervously, feeling uncomfortable because he couldn't help; Tim took out his phone and pressed the camera...

Ah Fu quickly sorted out the five-dose vaccine and prepared the cartoon Band-Aid.The old butler didn't say a word. After rubbing alcohol on the site to be injected with a cotton pad, he decisively pressed down on the baby's two fat legs, and directly rubbed the baby's two fat legs one by one, and the two thighs took turns. went in.

A word that may not be suitable suddenly popped up in Tim's mind: heart, cruel (?)

The needles for baby vaccines are special, and there are very few liquid medicines in them, so they are pushed very quickly.After each injection, Ah Fu put a cartoon Band-Aid on it.

The baby who was playing happily was suddenly attacked like this, it hurts!Cry!

The heart-piercing cry was directly pulled up to the highest pitch, and with one stitch after another, the pitch did not change at all...

It's too awful……

Bruce & Tim: Ah Fu...how did we never find you so scary?

Tim glanced at the recording time of the video. The vaccine was actually finished in less than a minute, but the baby was still crying miserably. After Dr. Leslie let go, his two little hands trembled and waved helplessly in the air, begging Holding and hugging, it makes people feel very distressed.

(Ah Fu who is taking off the medical gloves: Why do you look at me with disapproving eyes??? Because the injection is too fast? How do I remember that I was slow to treat your wounds...)

The old father Bruce quickly stepped forward to pick up the little girl and put her on his shoulder.

Baby Helena wiped her tears and saliva recklessly on her dad's thousands of dollars of shirt, her earth-shattering cries gradually calmed down, her small mouth gradually closed, but it was still in a downward semicircle, and she was very wronged at first glance.

The small fist was clenched under Bruce's neck, and he grabbed Dad's shirt collar. The crying stopped, but he still kept humming.

"Woo - um... woo -"

? !

mum, mum?

Rounding up is Mom (mother)! ! !

Mom...Mom...

Tim: "..."

Bruce: "..."

Afu: "..."

Leslie: "?"

Bruce—a little sad all of a sudden.

no, sad...

Tim - quickly turned off the video, but it was accidentally recorded...or should I delete it?

It's also a little sad...

Dr. Leslie was completely bewildered by the sudden change in frustration of the three grown men before him.

Bruce's normally straight back was bent, and the lines of his shoulders drooped.Ah Fu even lowered his head and patted him on the back?

Tim moaning into his phone?

What's wrong, everyone looks like aliens have invaded the earth? !

"This is... this is the instinct of human beings, Master Bruce," Afu comforted in a low voice, his words were very uncertain, as if he himself was not convinced by the comforting words, "the first words of most human beings They are all called mother... This is the inevitable law of the baby's language development..."

Dr. Leslie suddenly realized, and then wanted to roll his eyes very much.

You are so fragile...

"This is not calling mommy, Bruce, don't get excited, it's just a tone word." Leslie reached out and touched the baby's soft black curly hair, "Her chin and lips are on your shoulder, and she is vocal." Sometimes, due to the limited mouth shape, it naturally becomes the sound of me."

The hard-working novice dad hasn't recovered from the devastating blow just now, so he can't listen to it at all...

Stop talking, my heart is broken into pieces.

Dad never had a name.

Tim wants to say that the brothers don't...

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Because he was going to the laboratory of Wayne Maternity and Baby Company to give new research and development tasks to the employees, Tim put on his suit jacket with rice noodles on it, left the mansion, and drove Dr. Tompkins back to her own Clinic.

Rice noodles still hope that children can eat as much as possible, even if they have to continue to squeeze the research and development personnel - the current carbohydrates and iron elements mainly rely on rice noodles, and, when the future products are actually launched, they can also use President Wayne's little princess. I am willing to eat this to write soft articles...

While knocking on the steering wheel, Tim drew up a preliminary plan for his own promotion. (President Drake: Making money makes me happy!)

After successfully sending Dr. Leslie back to the clinic, Tim started his low-key (?) black Mercedes and drove towards the company's laboratory.

He was obsessed with commercial marketing, and he never thought that he would be intercepted today...

As a former Robin, and known as the most Batman-like Robin, Tim’s private car will definitely not be a simple luxury car. Like Bruce, it has at least undergone bulletproof treatment. And installed a certain number of weapons.

The acting president of a former Fortune 500 group, especially a 16-year-old boy, is also very likely to be targeted by gangsters.Of course, these ordinary kidnappers can't get into the eyes of Red Robin at all. Of course, it is the most convenient to solve it by yourself without arousing suspicion. Take up weapons and pretend to be cowardly.

Now he was in such a paradoxical situation.

——When Doctor Strange comes to "rob" Red Robin, does Red Robin still need to pretend to be cowardly?

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*I just posted too quickly and forgot to add words

The vaccines for American children I read in the little x book have such five injections at the same time, and they are all injected into the thigh. It seems that this is not the case in China. It is said in China that the interval will be at least half a month?

Now domestic vaccines have also developed into a difficult parenting problem that requires mothers to do detailed homework after milk powder...What to fight and what not to fight, whether it is imported or domestic, whether there is a risk of out-of-stock, and beware of dropping the package, even from the trash can Picking up boxes in the bag, testing auditing and investigation capabilities in all aspects...

(A few months ago, there was a case of Wulian being swapped into a cheap vaccine. Is it the evidence that Baoma went to the trash can? I seem to remember seeing it in pyq)