[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Of course, it is a tall and strong man who plays the role of a young girl who is captured alive and plots to commit crimes.

Sacrificing for the stability and future of all human beings and the entire planet is a generosity, selflessness and bravery beyond almost all human nature, and it is the greatest act of heroism.

But to some extent, this behavior is more of a self-fulfillment.

——Because the person who was hurt the most in this process was not the victim himself, but his family and lover.

Many of the general public who have been benefited by the selfless sacrifice of the hero did not expect this. They shed tears for the hero's deeds, leaving only the family of the hero to silently lick their wounds in a corner where no one knows.

This reality, Tony is not ignorant.

However, this is not a question that can be objectively measured and scored.

Like a soldier's sacrifice for the country.

The world is gone, where is home?

The world needs heroes, but a hero's love also needs a family.

There is no solution to this contradiction, and it is impossible to have both.

Tony looked at the small, thin girl, and it was his daughter, his little princess—Tony Stark's daughter was supposed to be a little princess, wasn't she?

But he couldn't hug her even once, and he didn't even fulfill the most ordinary father and the most basic duties.

Tony can only blame himself, blame himself for not being strong enough, not smart enough, not figuring out this goddamn magic five-dimensional, not being able to take care of his baby at the same time besides the annoying responsibility of "saving the world".

This can only be his fault, that he is too weak, that he has not united enough Avengers, that he did not do a good early warning system...

If time could turn back...

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"Tony?! Tony?!"

Dr. Stephen Strange certainly knew that calling people's names into a wormhole - no matter how loudly - was silly.

But this is the first reaction of human beings when they encounter a crisis, and as a doctor of medicine and a senior magician, he is not immune.

damn it!Iron Man always moves too fast!

Doctor Strange found that every time he cooperated with Tony, his calm state of mind would inevitably collapse at least once!

Well, so now that the two pioneers are missing and cannot be contacted, Stephen understands that he must not take the risk of rushing up now.

After waiting helplessly for another 20 hours outside the wormhole, Stephen thought he had to find another way.

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Natasha the Black Widow is leading a group of kindergarten children to visit the Avengers Building - of course only some unclassified areas are open, as well as a memorial hall specially set up for the visit day.

This job was not originally hers - no matter what, a seventh-level agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. would not be allowed to bring up the baby. Whether it was Tony or Nick Fury, they were very distressed that this job could not be assigned at all, especially when The age range of children who apply to visit is expanded to after 3 years old.

Rather than raising children, grassroots employees would rather fight Hydra. After all, a group of brats can be much more lethal than Hydra.

But Natasha took the initiative to take this job. With the black widow in charge, she didn’t have to worry about the brats making troubles. The entire Avengers Building, even the girl at the front desk, was grateful to her.

She herself really thought it would be nice to wander around the Fulian Building with a group of little dolls.

Children are so innocent and cute, it’s better than dealing with boring confidential tasks every day-the villains are all the same if they fight too much, one punch at a time is really boring.

So in the lobby of the main entrance of Fulian Building, don’t be surprised to see a black widow holding a small orange triangular flag with a capital A printed on it. She is leading the team as a "tour guide"...

Whether it is for deterrent effect or for entertainment effect, Natasha put on the special agent uniform as required.

However, a three-and-a-half-year-old boy with brown curly hair was completely unconvinced about seeing the black widow, something that many grown-up nerds dream of.

"Are you really the Black Widow?" The little boy raised his head, looking up and down at Natasha with his big round eyes, his eyes were both curious and innocent.

He was wearing a kindergarten blue uniform jacket, khaki trousers that reached about knee level, and clean white shoes on his feet.A small yellow cartoon water bottle with a strap straddling his body.

"Well, are you one of those... well... you know, the ones at Disneyland who wear costumes... Mickey Mouse Donald Duck, they're not really Mickey Mouse Donald Duck, but, they wear Mickey Mouse Don Duck's clothes, and then said he was Mickey Mouse Donald Duck..."

Maybe he also noticed that he had said "Mickey Mouse Donald Duck" too many times, the little boy grinned shyly, and played with the corner of his shirt unconsciously with his fingers.

Children who have just learned to speak always want to speak, but they can't find the right words and sentences, which often makes them very frustrated.

Just like when learning a foreign language, the richness of thoughts in the brain and the lack of words in the mouth form a strong contrast, even adults can be frustrated.

But Natasha understood what the little boy meant, and he was asking if she was a "Black Widow" actor like a Disney cartoon character.

Agent Romanov crouched down so that he was at eye level with the little boy.

"Hello, what's your name?" She looked at the little boy's chest pin with the school and name tag on it, "Brian? Well, yes, Brian, I'm really black." widow."

At this time, another little boy jumped up and forcibly joined the conversation.

This little boy is obviously the more mischievous one. During the past visit, he has been running back and forth in the team. Natasha always pays more attention to such children to prevent them from falling and hurting.

"I don't think you are," the little boy named "William" giggled, clutching his little green water bottle, "because that's what Disneyland's Snow White said...that she was the real Snow White. .”

"But my brother said that she is definitely not the real Snow White, and this is all a lie to children." Little William's spoken words were smoother, "He said that he even dated and kissed this Snow White."

"Evil! It's disgusting!" The other children were particularly sensitive to the concept of "kissing", and some of them expressed such condemnation and emotion first.

The other part chose to laugh - most of them were boys, they made a bunch together, covering their mouths and laughing non-stop, "Hahaha, kiss!"

The situation took a turn for the worse because of a "kiss". A dozen or so children started chattering and laughing at each other, and even developed into chasing each other...

Natasha——distressed, suddenly understood that colleagues avoided the task of leading the tour...

This is a task that requires not only patience, but also professional knowledge in pedagogy and psychology!

For example, in the current situation, the children's attitude towards "kiss"... Do we need to conduct sex education in advance? !

Natasha also wanted to greet the "brother" in Little William's mouth. What kind of boy would tell his pure brother who is less than 4 years old that he kissed Snow White!

"Kiss is not disgusting, my parents kiss every day!" Little Brian insisted on his point of view in the chaos, and even spoke smoothly, "My parents... say, say this is love!"

Natasha stood up solemnly, tucked the small green flag into the waistband of her back, and was about to roll up her sleeves to give the children a sex education about "kiss" correctly.

The Romanov agent, who has experienced many battles and never blinks an alien head, actually became nervous and flustered because of a mere sex education talk...

But there was an anxious happy running in front of him--Tony Stark's fat, kind and talkative driver.

Happy ran over in the direction of her and the children with an unusually light posture compared to his broad body. He didn't even bother to wipe the sweat, and his suit and tie were all crooked.

The expression is serious, and the face is all black.

"Natasha Natasha, you know Tony..."

At this time, several little boys were about to wrestle.

(Is it because of the Kiss topic? The impulsivity of men is really an instinct that has been born since childhood?)

A black widow who can't even hold back such a small scene, is that still a black widow?

Moreover, the gesture of Harpy rushing over frightened several little girls, some stood there blankly, and one or two started to hide behind her.

With deep apologies to Happy in her heart, and "shock" to the naughty children, and to prove that she is indeed the real Black Widow, Natasha came to a live performance——

What are you doing?

Of course, it is a tall and strong man who plays the role of a young girl who is captured alive and plots to commit crimes.

Grabbing Happy's arm, Agent Romanov pushed Happy to the ground with a force.Even if Harpy was worth the weight of three Natashas, ​​the difficulty of the capture process was still extremely low—it could hardly consume the calories of a cup of coffee with milk.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, Happy felt that the world in front of him was tilted to one side somehow.

Over the shoulder show?No, she was afraid of breaking Happy, so Natasha just used a trick to make him fall - of course this technique is very cool, and Happy won't hurt.

The children were of course stunned by the "performance" in front of them. The lids of the small kettles all fell to the ground, and the fights were also loosened.

They all looked at Natasha with shining eyes adoringly.

There was screaming and cheering.

"Oh! Awesome, awesome!!!"

"You must be the Black Widow!!!"

"I met a real superhero today! I'm going to tell my mom!"

"I want to protect other girls like this when I grow up!!!"

Happy lying on the ground and unable to get up for a while—why is it always me who gets hurt?

"Of course, if you can run against a villain, you must run first, don't be brave," Natasha squatted down and whispered to Happy, while continuing to "educate" the children, "Leave the rest to the police. "

"Or call Superman to the sky," Natasha nodded to herself, "Well, remember to call Superman."

Far away in the metropolis, Clark, who was struggling to type materials in front of the computer, sneezed for no reason.

The author has something to say:

*In the last chapter, I posted too quickly and forgot to stick to it. The daughter Nini saw was fake and made. In fact, what Big Tim saw was also fake. Is it a trap?It will be explained more clearly later.

It can be understood as "testing" whether you want time to come back in guilt?Anyway, Nini and Tim didn't pass. Every Chaoying has a past and guilt that is hard to get over, basically one hits one.

Guess who will pass in the end?

*Saw the freshly released stills of Henry Cavill in The Witcher (yes, the one with Gwent!)

oh i'm dead

Before I had time to say "I can", I was killed by Da Chaoshuai...

Da Chao is also very suitable for this kind of rough style!

I don’t know if the retoucher did it well, but the hairline problem is not exposed under the long silver hair _(:з」∠)_