[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

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Bruce was distressed.

Afu was very distressed.

Jason was also very distressed.

——Baby Helena doesn't like pureed vegetables.

——Mifen only occasionally rewards face.

In short, the six-month-old baby's supplementary food was very unsuccessful, and he successfully promoted from "sleeping slag" to "meal slag", which continued to torture the nerves of the Dark Knight and Robin.

Helena is becoming more and more self-aware. She is no longer the obedient baby who obediently eats 150ml regardless of whether she is fed water or breast milk. Now she will not only turn her head and refuse, but also spit out the things in her mouth and, of course, cry cry.

Damian wasn't bothered at all by this.

"She ate a few meals when she was hungry."

No one in the family took Damian’s words seriously——Damian, you’ve been addicted to your mouth, now who climbs into the crib every day to put him to sleep, and then waits for the baby to fall asleep before using acrobatic moves that can compete with Dick Turn it out?

Have tried mashed peas, mashed sweet potatoes, mashed carrots, all rejected.

Whether it was the robot nanny or Bruce who came to feed them, after being coaxed to take a bite without knowing it, they got angry and cried.

In the end, Jason couldn't even feed him.

Later, it even developed into crying as soon as I was hugged to the dining chair, with my mouth tightly closed, for fear that I would accidentally swallow a mouthful when I opened my mouth and cried...

——Jason lamented that this little girl is really witty, and her understanding of cause and effect has developed very well.

If you don't feed the rice, the father is kind and the daughter is filial, but if you feed the rice, the chicken will fly like a dog.

The much-anticipated Jason himself has nothing to do about it. According to his accumulation of parenting knowledge, some experts say that children should eat with adults to improve their sense of participation—of course, babies need to eat differently, because baby food supplements cannot Adding salt is also best without adding sugar.

Bruce felt that whether it was teammates or enemies, the accusation of being a "terrible control freak" was really too much. Even if he wanted to control everything before, what could he control when it came to his daughter?

"Peas have dietary fiber and vitamins, you must eat them today."

Even holding a silicone spoon filled with green pea puree, staring at Helena with "Batman's disapproving eyes", the baby who is biting the giraffe teether in the dining chair will only open his eyes wide and use the most innocent expression Look at him - see Batman grumpy.

"Hey—" Bruce sighed, "Take a bite?"

Even if it was stuffed in the baby's mouth, she would spit it out, spit it out twice, even if she was carrying food around, she could still bleed up her neck - and then hid it all in her circles of flesh.

If combined with a wave of resistance, it is common to be covered with green mud.

——Ah Fu has already helped Iron Nanny clean up the pea puree in the eye socket.

Whatever the dark knight can do, he can only let her go.

Obsessive-compulsive disorder and cleanliness have long been cured by the girl who does not play cards according to common sense.

For the nutrition of his precious daughter, Bruce began to eat healthy food in a rare way, from making a cucumber sandwich to sitting on the dining table for lunch—creating a full sense of eating ritual for the baby.

But baby Helena, who was sitting in a high chair as high as the dining table, had no interest in the food on her own cartoon plate, but stared at the things on the adult's plate, staring and eating her hands, looking very greedy.

Jason sacrificed a handful, poured the mashed peas that he wanted to "coax" the baby to eat into his own plate, took a spoonful and put it in his mouth to show the baby. After taking the first bite, the taste buds tasted the indescribable taste of the pureed peas... Jason's own face almost turned green from the pureed peas.

"Cough - no wonder you don't eat -"

This pea puree not only tastes indescribable, but also has a sticky and slippery texture that cannot be described.

In addition, it also reminded Jason of some things he didn't want to recall - when he was a child, neither his father nor his mother cared about taking care of him, his dinner was often just half a can of canned peas taken out of the refrigerator. Count it as your daily vegetable intake.

He hadn't experienced this taste for many years.

He took out a piece of paper to wipe his mouth, and said to the baby, "When you grow up and have the ability, you can eat as much hamburger and coke as you want, and no one will Never mind. But now, you must at least taste this pea puree."

"Yeah, yah." The baby shook the giraffe in his hand, imitating Jason's tongue sticking out of nausea just now.

Tsk, don't learn from him to eat complementary food, just learn from him to vomit...

Jason shook his head, held a small silicone soft-tip spoon in one hand, and held up a small box of pureed peas in the other, and showed the baby, "This pea is not the pea I ate when I was a child-your pureed pea is organic food, Tim Na What organic farm did the guy find in Europe, aseptic canned..."

Then he glanced at the packing box that he hadn't paid attention to——

Ugh? !

It's not surprising that there is a logo of Wayne Group, but why is the animated image of Green Arrow printed on the outer packaging of this supplementary pea puree? !

And the part of the hat is transparent, so the color of pea puree is used to represent Green Arrow's green hat? !

At this time, Tim, who was in the meeting of Wayne Group's mother and baby subsidiary, received a fussy call from Jason.

"Green Arrow is a promotion of pea puree." Tim replied without any surprise. In the past two days, he has answered many questions from members of the Zhenglian and Avengers.

Then he sent Jason a link—the link was a series of advertisements for Wayne Group's organic and non-added baby food.

Accompanied by the vulgar soundtrack, a Green Arrow-like animated character jumped out in front of the black masked villain, shouting "you have failed this city!" (You have failed this city!)

Then, swallow a mouthful of green pea puree…

Then, can you shoot an arrow? !

What the hell is this animation!

Coincidentally, Oliver Queen, the protagonist of the image, was also at home in Star City and saw this advertisement on a tablet computer amidst the laughter of his sister.

A phone call went directly to Bruce!

"Wayne! Take care of your bastard!"

Bruce: "...???"

Tim, who was questioned by many parties, was still calm, "When you joined the Zhenglian contract, you signed the image to Wayne Company, and your war damage will be paid by Wayne Company on your behalf."

Zhong Chaoying: "..."

Under the example of the American team, the Avengers members who authorized Wayne and Clark's company also enjoyed the same treatment.

For example, the Hulk, he "endorsed" the spinach puree-to compete with Popeye for business.

Also the green Martian Manhunter?His face was imprinted in the broccoli slime.

Black Widow – (dark purple) prune puree.

Natasha didn't have any objections at first, but later, by chance, she learned that prune puree is a good helper for babies to defecate.

Babies fed complementary foods tend to be constipated, and constipation is a big problem.

Children don't understand yet, they only know that if they push hard, they will feel uncomfortable, and the less hard they work, the harder it will be to grow... In short, it's an endless loop.

Black Widow Prune Puree is rich in dietary fiber, which can promote intestinal peristalsis...

Tim Drake has since boarded the first echelon list of black widows who want to assassinate.

Iron Man, Captain America, and Superman are all very popular, and of course they should be used in the most lethal food supplements.

What do children hate to eat the most?What's more annoying than eating pureed vegetables?

——It is to eat mixed vegetable puree, a pile of vegetables, to make the baby desperate.

"Carrots, tomatoes, mashed potatoes?" In the Stark Tower in New York, Tony stared at the small cans with the image of Iron Man.

With red carrots and tomatoes and yellow potatoes, the color scheme is... quite "Iron Man" style.

And the work of encouraging children to eat "broccoli, peas, and spinach" as a mass-killing complementary food is handed over to the cute Superman.

Maybe it’s Tim’s partiality. Captain America is also his childhood idol, so Captain America held up his shield and reminded you to eat more fruit and less Coke on the blueberry puree.

Neptune is the publicity ambassador for cornmeal.

——No way Aquaman's new uniform really looks like corn.

However, the sales of maize mash have been stagnant.

Tim thinks it's because the phrase "Aquamansucks" is so widespread.

——Of course Arthur, none of us think you suck.

As for the image of Batman?

Tim only dared to use it secretly on walnut oil... rich in DHA, promoting brain development?

On the corrected timeline, Little Tim has also become the target of public criticism, and can't be vomited by all the superheroes...

But little Tim doesn't care, little Tim just wants to make money.

Tony Stark: I only hate that Stark Industries is a step behind in cross-border mother-baby!